Post by Crystal Williams on Apr 5, 2011 23:27:47 GMT -6
I find it funny. I just find it humorous that when Zelda and I step into the arena or walk into the locker room area there is a lot of animosity directed towards us. Instead of acknowledging the fact that we are perhaps two of the best if not the best women on the roster they want to lash out at us as if we did something wrong. When are you going to get it into your thick skulls and accept the reality that we as Every Man’s Fantasy are simply better than each and every single one of you women in this company.
They take a glance at us and assume that we think were “cool” or that we are “beautiful”. Why bring up such nonsense. Why tell us something that we already know? You guys left out something though. In addition we are all about the gaming, the glamour, and of course the glitz. We set the standard for what it takes to be a woman’s wrestler in this company and all of you are just chasing after us. Hoping that you can achieve what we have. On top of everything else we truly are Every Man’s Fantasy. We are the ideal girl that every man wants. Minus Joe Everyman because not even he has enough charisma to catch a girl like us, but for everyone else we are that fantasy.
You have the Hollywood Dream, and you have the Gaming Sensation. What else could any guy hope for? I normally don’t enjoy catering to the fans but if they want to support and give me some of the spotlight I will be happy to make them happy just by being stunning beautiful. I know there are people who don’t like us and whoever doesn’t like us they can go die in a fire or better yet you may find yourself getting stamped with the word ugly across your forehead.
However for our Rosebuds and Zombies, the people who are actually intelligent and know what true talent looks like. We will be happy to pose and be nice to you because at the end of the day we love our supporters. Despite having a lot of supporters we do realize that there are a lot of people who are anti EMF. They are the one’s crying that were just a bunch of immature airheads and we need to grow up. Seriously are you that jealous and envious of us?
Don’t the facts speak for themselves? I mean in the short span that EMF has been together we together have Velez Industries, we have our own movie studio, we are undefeated with a stunning 2-0 record, and to top it off we are the Starlets Tag Champions. Can we honestly be topped?
Last week we made an example of Trish Failborn and Roxxx who loves the Coxxx. Granted I had to take like 5 showers because being in the same ring with Roxxxie is disgusting but we got the job done. I hope the little history buff around here learns a thing or two from that beating we gave her. If she dare tries to step to us again history will only repeat itself and she will be beaten down again. It’s just sad that despite Trish and Roxxxie are fighting each other for the Women’s World Championship EMF has single handedly become the talk of the whole division.
So ladies if you have plans of trying to be noticed I am sad to say that you will be in for a heartbreaker. You don’t have what it takes to grasp some of the spotlight that we have acquired. Haters are going to hate…..and we are just going to live another day putting bitches in their places, and it looks like some new Foxy Roxy chick is up next…
Our scene opens up and this time we are taken to the inside of EMF Productions movie studio. To be more precise our journey takes us to the inside of the Studio’s VIP Room and it is there where we are able to see both members of Every Man’s Fantasy sitting down on a sofa playing Mario Kart for the Nintendo Wii. The two of them seem to be into the game. Crystal has an obvious lead but Zelda shoots a red shell at Crystal. Crystal’s kart tumbles over and Zelda soars through the finishing line with ease. Zelda has a huge grin on her face as she stares back at Crystal.
Zelda: “Ha I beat you for like the 8th time in a row. Why don’t you quit before I have to beat you again. I could be here for hours beating you senseless and it would never get old.”
Crystal sighs as she throws her controller to the side. She shakes her head in disgust as she replies back to Zelda.
Crystal: “Whatever Nintendo sucks anyway. They don’t make any good games. All of their franchises suck. Well they did have one good game Pokemon Crystal now that is a good game….”
Zelda just shakes her head as she instantly replies back.
Zelda: “Please…. Crystal doesn’t have anything on Zelda….”
Crystal: “No Crystal is better….”
Zelda: “Lies…. Zelda is much better….”
Crystal: “CRYSTAL!!!!!!”
Zelda: “ZELDA!!!!!!!”
Crystal and Zelda both just look at each other. They smirk just grinning at one another.
Crystal: “We aren’t talking about the video games anymore are we?”
Zelda: “I don’t think so…. Well Nintendo is better. Seriously who is better than Mario as the cover boy for a company?”
Crystal: “Sonic and Sega!”
Zelda just shakes her head as she can tell that Crystal doesn’t have a clue. She just crosses her arms looking back at into Crystal’s eyes.
Zelda: “Yeah….Sega is so good that they stopped producing consoles and became just a third party company. I thought you knew a lot but as I can see you still have much to learn my young Padawan….You need to learn that most of the time I am right and it’s just something that you need to accept.”
Crystal: “Sure…..Whatever you say Zelda…. And what could you honestly be right about anyway?”
Zelda smiles as she grins at Crystal.
Zelda: “Well for starters my boyfriend Rob is going to beat your husband Todd. Have anything to say about that?”
Crystal: “…”
Zelda: “Oh your speechless because you know that I am right?”
Crystal: “It’s not that it’s just I really love Todd but I also have Steve on my mind…. I….I…. Oh screw it Todd is going to own Rob this week. My husband is going to be a champion!”
Zelda: “Them fighting words. You and me fight now!”
Crystal: “Do we have too?”
Zelda cracks a grin just shaking her head at Crystal.
Zelda: “Are you scared my young Padawan? Is Darth Rosewitch really afraid to go at it with Darth Militis?”
Crystal: “Fine but don’t get mad when you lose…”
With that being said the two women quickly run to opposite sides of the room just to keep their distance from one another. Zelda pulls out a blue light saber and Crystal pulls out a green one. The two meet up in the middle of the room and they engage in an all out light saber duel. The two sabers are just colliding with one another and neither seems to have an advantage over the other. Crystal goes for a leg sweep which Zelda jumps over with ease. Zelda tries to swing her saber at Crystal’s grounded body but Crystal slowly moves as she kips up to her feet. For special effects Crystal hops over the couch and she grins as she has her back against the wall. Zelda chuckles as she grabs a Wii remote and chucks it at Crystal’s head. Crystal dodges it with ease but the remote ends up colliding with one of the room’s mirrors and the mirror shatters into pieces. Crystal looks like she is about to have a heart attack as she looks back at Zelda.
Crystal: “ZELDA!!!!!! That was an expensive mirror. Be careful….”
Zelda: “You are truly not part of the dark side as I have exposed your weakness now perish…”
Zelda dives over the couch and the two engage into yet another light saber duel. It is getting intense and all of a sudden there is a knock at the door. The knock startles Crystal and before you know it Zelda’s saber collides with Crystal’s body. She smirks as she looks over at Crystal.
Zelda: “I win you lose….”
Crystal doesn’t pay any attention as she just keeps her eyes locked on the door. She opens it and standing on the opposite side is her personal assistant Jessica walks into the room.
Jessica: “Excuse me miss Hilton but we have someone claiming to be your husband and giving security a problem. How would you like for us to handle the situation?”
Crystal: “I will go handle the problem…”
Zelda: “What are you going to tell him Crystal? You going to say how you love him and he is your Toddy Woddy?
Crystal: “That would be too easy… he is going to have to work for this…”
With that being said Crystal finds herself leaving the room and walking down a long corridor. At the end of the hallway she can spot a handcuffed Todd and she shakes her head in disgust. The two are silent and eventually we find them bickering…We are taken to the end of their conversation.
Crystal: “Me go **** myself? Todd being married to you I already do that every night. It’s the only way that I can even get satisfaction…. Now just leave seriously your boring me.”
And just like that, the five foot five latina beauty disappears down the corridor. However as she turns around the other corridor she can’t help but cry. The tears steadily flow from her eyes. She leans back against the wall and really doesn’t know what to say. She really did love Todd and being a total bitch would be the hardest scene that she ever had to act out in her life. She just didn’t want Todd to be living with a lie. A lie who was desperately in love with a man named Steve Awesome….So far now being mean was the only comfort she could give Todd to delay the inevitable…
So this week it seems like the company has decided to book me against some new chick. Who names themselves Foxy Roxy anyway? That’s just as cool as putting 3 X’s in your name and actually thinking that it’s cool….
Yeah that’s what I thought. So so lame. What is going on with this company hiring two red heads in a span of two months? Does the company enjoy these fruity colored bimbos signing with the company? Now Alysson she’s my home girl her and I go way back but Roxy who exactly are you? Please save the speech about how you fought for custody for your son or whatever you are on about.
Just looking at you I am disgusted. The creamy looking body, that ugly disgusting red hair, you remind me of a pitiful excuse of a Vanilla Ice Cream Sundae. With your hair being the cherry of course, where is the caramel to cover it? I know that’s what you probably are thinking well I will be happy to let you know that is where I come in, and I will complete that Sundae by pinning you to the mat…. One….Two….Three…
It’s just as simple as that.
In my opinion I honestly don’t care about where you came from, I don’t care who you know, it really means nothing to me. Your just a nothing who got two wins over two other people who are nobodies.
Wow you beat the official nCw whipping post in Ashlie Ember… you beat a woman named Mercedes Vargas who talks a big game but doesn’t do anything to back it up yet relies on certain blonde annoying announcer to carry her to victories in her other life…
You still haven’t gone up against someone like me.
Yeah Crystal you tell her… and tell her how you can’t beat me in a light saber duel!
Zelda Shhhhh this is Crystal time!
Anyway I will say that you are good…. But still good just doesn’t measure up to being perfection and that’s what I am Roxy. I am the Reflection of Perfection and as we all know perfection just doesn’t fail. Not only that but I am a Goddess. So you do know what that means right Roxy? It means when I enter that ring I expect you to bow before me and worship me for the Goddess that I am.
That’s all I ask…
Maybe if you are a good little dog and do what’s ask of you. I might just be nice and throw you a bone.
I might actually go easy on you. The choice is yours Roxy but one thing is for sure come Trauma you will indeed be seeing Crystal clear.
For it is written in the great book of Crystal Hilton Chapter 2 verse 2. “For all will bow and kneel before the Rose Goddess…”
Get ready to bow bitch!!!!!!!!!![/i]
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