Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Jul 2, 2010 23:10:47 GMT -6
*We open on the DDK Mobile, the camera frantically moving around. The camera falls to the ground, then gets back up hastily and heads toward the door. We see the hand of the camera man go out to the doorknob.*
Cameraman: I'm gonna make it! I'll be safe!
*He turns the knob...opens the door...and right as he does, DDK charges up the steps and dives right into him! The camera flies up and lands on the sofa.*
DDK: BANG!
*DDK laughs and stares at the camera. GQ and Obsidian walk in.*
GQ: Dude, promo didn't even start yet, and you take out the camera man.*
DDK: Don't care! Don't care! Ron's a dead man. The turn coats are dead men. Dead dead dead!
*Obsidian walks over and grabs the camera.*
Obsidian: I think it's still on! Sweet!
*He turns the camera on himself.*
Obsidian: Hey their world! I'm Obsidian! A former decorated champ in my own right. But I dropped out of the wrestling game awhile back because I just didn't feel it. Especially after Chris passed on. But now I'm being forced back into the ring to help DDK get revenge on those two jerks that turned on Kanyon Enterprise. And GQ will be wrestling with us!
*Obsidian points the camera at GQ.*
Obsidian: Wave buddy!
GQ: They know me.
Obsidian: Sour puss! Say something about the fighting we'll be doing.
GQ: Do I really have to? DDK has seemed to gone even crazier since Ron stole half our group.
Obsidian: You know the drill. You've tagged with me before. Say some stuff.*
GQ: Look, Ron, everybody, for the last time, I AM NOT GAY!
DDK: Didn't look like it with that Hispanic friend of yours.
GQ: I happen to be a car connoisseur and he had a sweet model of Lamborghini.
Obsidian: And I bet you loved shifting his gears.
GQ: It was a sweet ride.
Obsidian: Knew it.
GQ: What? Stop that! I AM NO--
Obsidian: Yeah yeah, we know. You think you got problems. Zelda's name is still tarnished AND I missed Goldbear last week! I love Goldbear!
GQ: Dude, he's a chump. And forget Zelda, I hear Freya's single again, she's a looker.
Obsidian: She had a huge crush on Chris, that would be weird. Plus, her clone will probably bang Falcon at some point too. He pounces on the clones of women who are going through a blue phase.
GQ: Still going with the clone thing? You really need to get with re--
*DDK shoves GQ away.*
DDK: STOP IT YOU TWO! NO MORE DISSENSION IN MY RANKS! OBSIDIAN, LOOK AT ME!
*Obsidian points the camera in DDK's direction.*
DDK: Listen to me Ron. I won't stand for this. Amber and Russell are my Benedict Arnold's! Thanks to you! You!? Of all people, they'd turn on me...for you? To defy me, to face me on America's birthday!? That's just...un-American! That's not cool! We're the land of the free, the home of the brave! Not the home of the traitorous welps! This is America! We love hot dogs and beer! Baseball and apple pie! AMERICA!
Obsidian: **** YEAH!
DDK: DON'T CURSE AT ME!
Obsidian: BUT YOU SET IT UP!
DDK: NUH-UH!
Obsidian: YEAH-HUH!
GQ: WHY ARE WE YELLING!
DDK: BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER'S A WHORE!
Obsidian: AHAHAHA!
GQ: YOU GUY'S ARE DICKS!
DDK: THAT'S WHY YOUR MOM LIKES US!
*GQ runs away sobbing. DDK and Obsidian high five.*
DDK: With teamwork like that, we're definitely winning.
Obsidian: God bless America!
*Obsidian messes with the camera. He flips something and the shot goes blurry.*
Obsidian: That didn't sound good...
DDK: I think you turn it off over here.
Obsidian: No it's prob--
*Scene cuts off.*
Cameraman: I'm gonna make it! I'll be safe!
*He turns the knob...opens the door...and right as he does, DDK charges up the steps and dives right into him! The camera flies up and lands on the sofa.*
DDK: BANG!
*DDK laughs and stares at the camera. GQ and Obsidian walk in.*
GQ: Dude, promo didn't even start yet, and you take out the camera man.*
DDK: Don't care! Don't care! Ron's a dead man. The turn coats are dead men. Dead dead dead!
*Obsidian walks over and grabs the camera.*
Obsidian: I think it's still on! Sweet!
*He turns the camera on himself.*
Obsidian: Hey their world! I'm Obsidian! A former decorated champ in my own right. But I dropped out of the wrestling game awhile back because I just didn't feel it. Especially after Chris passed on. But now I'm being forced back into the ring to help DDK get revenge on those two jerks that turned on Kanyon Enterprise. And GQ will be wrestling with us!
*Obsidian points the camera at GQ.*
Obsidian: Wave buddy!
GQ: They know me.
Obsidian: Sour puss! Say something about the fighting we'll be doing.
GQ: Do I really have to? DDK has seemed to gone even crazier since Ron stole half our group.
Obsidian: You know the drill. You've tagged with me before. Say some stuff.*
GQ: Look, Ron, everybody, for the last time, I AM NOT GAY!
DDK: Didn't look like it with that Hispanic friend of yours.
GQ: I happen to be a car connoisseur and he had a sweet model of Lamborghini.
Obsidian: And I bet you loved shifting his gears.
GQ: It was a sweet ride.
Obsidian: Knew it.
GQ: What? Stop that! I AM NO--
Obsidian: Yeah yeah, we know. You think you got problems. Zelda's name is still tarnished AND I missed Goldbear last week! I love Goldbear!
GQ: Dude, he's a chump. And forget Zelda, I hear Freya's single again, she's a looker.
Obsidian: She had a huge crush on Chris, that would be weird. Plus, her clone will probably bang Falcon at some point too. He pounces on the clones of women who are going through a blue phase.
GQ: Still going with the clone thing? You really need to get with re--
*DDK shoves GQ away.*
DDK: STOP IT YOU TWO! NO MORE DISSENSION IN MY RANKS! OBSIDIAN, LOOK AT ME!
*Obsidian points the camera in DDK's direction.*
DDK: Listen to me Ron. I won't stand for this. Amber and Russell are my Benedict Arnold's! Thanks to you! You!? Of all people, they'd turn on me...for you? To defy me, to face me on America's birthday!? That's just...un-American! That's not cool! We're the land of the free, the home of the brave! Not the home of the traitorous welps! This is America! We love hot dogs and beer! Baseball and apple pie! AMERICA!
Obsidian: **** YEAH!
DDK: DON'T CURSE AT ME!
Obsidian: BUT YOU SET IT UP!
DDK: NUH-UH!
Obsidian: YEAH-HUH!
GQ: WHY ARE WE YELLING!
DDK: BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER'S A WHORE!
Obsidian: AHAHAHA!
GQ: YOU GUY'S ARE DICKS!
DDK: THAT'S WHY YOUR MOM LIKES US!
*GQ runs away sobbing. DDK and Obsidian high five.*
DDK: With teamwork like that, we're definitely winning.
Obsidian: God bless America!
*Obsidian messes with the camera. He flips something and the shot goes blurry.*
Obsidian: That didn't sound good...
DDK: I think you turn it off over here.
Obsidian: No it's prob--
*Scene cuts off.*