Post by Daniel S. Hunter on Jul 10, 2010 14:03:44 GMT -6
Good bye Jimmy, farewell youth
Imust be on my way I've had enough of you
Was a young man, proud and true
Just a simple boy with nothing left to lose
Years that I've wasted
These I owe you's
They're just f***ing words
*The scene opens up with Max Myers sitting at a small round table in a hotel room. He is wearing black Under Armour athletic shorts and a white Gold’s Gym tank top. He has a half finished bottle of Gatorade sitting in front*
Max Myers: You know what Jimmy, I realize that I may not be as smart as you but I don't have to let my words do the talking. I just let my actions in the ring do the talking. Here is a small list of things I do have Jimmy. I have a teammate who doesn't freebase cocaine. I have a teammate who doesn't lose the Xtreme Title to f***ing Tommy Victor. I also have teammate that had the f***ing nuts to turn down your little invitation to the cock sucking convention and he has lost one time since then without you. He has also won a match with me as his team mate. That's more wins then he has with you in his corner Jimmy. Other things I've noticed with you Jimmy is that you and Doc have your heads so far up Leonard's ass that I'm surprised you aren't massaging his large intestine with your tongues so he can **** better.
*Max takes a drink from his Gatorade*
Max Myers: Jimmy you know your competition is based purely on how well you suck Leo's dick right? If you sucked his dick better you would get your World Title shot but instead you just suck it without caressing the balls and that's why you and the rest of the Young Guns are playing security guard for Steve Awesome. Actually I'm wrong. Just you, Venom and Doc should be the security guards. Charlie Velez is actually a good wrestler and the only reason that he is National Champion and not World Champion is because he hangs around with **** stains likes you. Okay Jimmy I know you don't know anything unless it’s put into sports talk. So let’s just say Charlie Velez is LeBron James. You are Mo Williams, Venom is Shaq and Doc is Antawn Jamison. All these people were brought in to help "LeBron" win a World Championship but it just never happened. The only way for Velez to be any good is too get away from the Young Guns or as I call you guys, Cleveland.
*Max takes another drink from his Gatorade*
Max Myers: Jimmy, why did you have to go there about my physique? Why did you have to go ahead and call me a roided up freak? Well here is the story about that Jimmy, I was tested when I first got here, clean. I was tested every week in college and all of those tests came back negative. Once I start garnering national attention in High School I started getting tested and all of those tests came back clean. Do you want me to go piss in a cup right now to prove that I am clean? Maybe you just said that because you are jealous of what I have worked so hard to achieve. Maybe you are frightened that your wife is gonna take one look at me and leave your scrawny ass for someone that can actually protect her. I know that any bone can be broken when you put the right amount of pressure on it but the thing is that I'm never gonna let you get to that point. You are gonna try and go for your pussy arm bar and all I'm gonna have to do is flex my massive arm and your little tiny body will have two choices. Get crushed between my bicep and forearm or you will get squeezed out from in between those places and fly into the crowd where you will just cowers in the crowd and take the count-out loss and thus live to see another day. Maybe you are just like your tag team partner Doc. Maybe the only reason you have all those tattoos is to cover up the track marks from all your years of heroin abuse. I mean you are pretty much from Miami, Florida, drugs abuse is rampant there. Maybe after you and Doc lose this Sunday you will realize that drugs aren't the answer and you will just go away forever and enter rehab and clean up your sorry lives.
*Max finishes off the Gatorade*
Max Myers: Doc you are a joke. You had it all, you are a former Xtreme Champion but then again you did lose that title to Tommy Victor. That is like losing to a kid in the Special Olympics. Losing to Tommy Victor is detrimental to ones career especially when Tommy Victor doesn't work here anymore. You lost to someone who sucks so bad that THEY LOST THERE JOB BECAUSE OF HOW BAD THEY SUCKED!!!! Doc what are you going to do with your life? Everyone knows that the only reason you wrestle is so that you can make money to support your drug habit. You suck up to JFK and Charlie Velez because they have a ton of money to blow on your habit. Doc, you claim to be good and that you know it. Well you are the only who thinks you are good because you haven't done **** here and I know that you will tell me that I haven't either. I know I haven't but I'm not the one going around saying that I have. Your one claim to fame is your Xtreme Title reign. You beat Seph who sucks, you retained against Nathan Doe only because Tommy Victor got Nathan DQ'd. You couldn't even beat Nathan Doe and you beat Mark Evil but then again who hasn't. F*** even Joe has done that about 20 times over the years.
Katie Callaghan: Max, honey are you going to come back to bed?
Max Myers: I will in a minute.
Katie Callaghan: Okay.
*Max looks deeply into the camera*
Max Myers: Look at the history. Doc hasn't done **** and Jimmy hasn't done **** lately. I have one loss on my record and that is against Falcon who beats everyone and their mom. Joe Everyman has multiple wins against Legends such as Ricky Johnson, Spike Kane, Jimmy Zane, Milo Holland and Jack Manson. He has a pin fall victory of you Jimmy for the National title. So really when I look at it. Momentum is in our favor. I leave you with this last little bit of information Jimmy, two people in this company have been on the receiving end of my Rocky Mountain Driver. Both of them were never heard from again. Just think about that when you step into the ring with the two biggest heavy hitters currently in New Championship Wrestling. After Sunday night Joe Everyman and Max Myers will no longer be the laughing stalk of nCw. We will demand respect from here on out and I have a feeling that you will be hearing our names a lot more after that.
*Max tips over the table and walks off camera*
Imust be on my way I've had enough of you
Was a young man, proud and true
Just a simple boy with nothing left to lose
Years that I've wasted
These I owe you's
They're just f***ing words
*The scene opens up with Max Myers sitting at a small round table in a hotel room. He is wearing black Under Armour athletic shorts and a white Gold’s Gym tank top. He has a half finished bottle of Gatorade sitting in front*
Max Myers: You know what Jimmy, I realize that I may not be as smart as you but I don't have to let my words do the talking. I just let my actions in the ring do the talking. Here is a small list of things I do have Jimmy. I have a teammate who doesn't freebase cocaine. I have a teammate who doesn't lose the Xtreme Title to f***ing Tommy Victor. I also have teammate that had the f***ing nuts to turn down your little invitation to the cock sucking convention and he has lost one time since then without you. He has also won a match with me as his team mate. That's more wins then he has with you in his corner Jimmy. Other things I've noticed with you Jimmy is that you and Doc have your heads so far up Leonard's ass that I'm surprised you aren't massaging his large intestine with your tongues so he can **** better.
*Max takes a drink from his Gatorade*
Max Myers: Jimmy you know your competition is based purely on how well you suck Leo's dick right? If you sucked his dick better you would get your World Title shot but instead you just suck it without caressing the balls and that's why you and the rest of the Young Guns are playing security guard for Steve Awesome. Actually I'm wrong. Just you, Venom and Doc should be the security guards. Charlie Velez is actually a good wrestler and the only reason that he is National Champion and not World Champion is because he hangs around with **** stains likes you. Okay Jimmy I know you don't know anything unless it’s put into sports talk. So let’s just say Charlie Velez is LeBron James. You are Mo Williams, Venom is Shaq and Doc is Antawn Jamison. All these people were brought in to help "LeBron" win a World Championship but it just never happened. The only way for Velez to be any good is too get away from the Young Guns or as I call you guys, Cleveland.
*Max takes another drink from his Gatorade*
Max Myers: Jimmy, why did you have to go there about my physique? Why did you have to go ahead and call me a roided up freak? Well here is the story about that Jimmy, I was tested when I first got here, clean. I was tested every week in college and all of those tests came back negative. Once I start garnering national attention in High School I started getting tested and all of those tests came back clean. Do you want me to go piss in a cup right now to prove that I am clean? Maybe you just said that because you are jealous of what I have worked so hard to achieve. Maybe you are frightened that your wife is gonna take one look at me and leave your scrawny ass for someone that can actually protect her. I know that any bone can be broken when you put the right amount of pressure on it but the thing is that I'm never gonna let you get to that point. You are gonna try and go for your pussy arm bar and all I'm gonna have to do is flex my massive arm and your little tiny body will have two choices. Get crushed between my bicep and forearm or you will get squeezed out from in between those places and fly into the crowd where you will just cowers in the crowd and take the count-out loss and thus live to see another day. Maybe you are just like your tag team partner Doc. Maybe the only reason you have all those tattoos is to cover up the track marks from all your years of heroin abuse. I mean you are pretty much from Miami, Florida, drugs abuse is rampant there. Maybe after you and Doc lose this Sunday you will realize that drugs aren't the answer and you will just go away forever and enter rehab and clean up your sorry lives.
*Max finishes off the Gatorade*
Max Myers: Doc you are a joke. You had it all, you are a former Xtreme Champion but then again you did lose that title to Tommy Victor. That is like losing to a kid in the Special Olympics. Losing to Tommy Victor is detrimental to ones career especially when Tommy Victor doesn't work here anymore. You lost to someone who sucks so bad that THEY LOST THERE JOB BECAUSE OF HOW BAD THEY SUCKED!!!! Doc what are you going to do with your life? Everyone knows that the only reason you wrestle is so that you can make money to support your drug habit. You suck up to JFK and Charlie Velez because they have a ton of money to blow on your habit. Doc, you claim to be good and that you know it. Well you are the only who thinks you are good because you haven't done **** here and I know that you will tell me that I haven't either. I know I haven't but I'm not the one going around saying that I have. Your one claim to fame is your Xtreme Title reign. You beat Seph who sucks, you retained against Nathan Doe only because Tommy Victor got Nathan DQ'd. You couldn't even beat Nathan Doe and you beat Mark Evil but then again who hasn't. F*** even Joe has done that about 20 times over the years.
Katie Callaghan: Max, honey are you going to come back to bed?
Max Myers: I will in a minute.
Katie Callaghan: Okay.
*Max looks deeply into the camera*
Max Myers: Look at the history. Doc hasn't done **** and Jimmy hasn't done **** lately. I have one loss on my record and that is against Falcon who beats everyone and their mom. Joe Everyman has multiple wins against Legends such as Ricky Johnson, Spike Kane, Jimmy Zane, Milo Holland and Jack Manson. He has a pin fall victory of you Jimmy for the National title. So really when I look at it. Momentum is in our favor. I leave you with this last little bit of information Jimmy, two people in this company have been on the receiving end of my Rocky Mountain Driver. Both of them were never heard from again. Just think about that when you step into the ring with the two biggest heavy hitters currently in New Championship Wrestling. After Sunday night Joe Everyman and Max Myers will no longer be the laughing stalk of nCw. We will demand respect from here on out and I have a feeling that you will be hearing our names a lot more after that.
*Max tips over the table and walks off camera*