Post by Rob Diamond on Jan 24, 2010 23:58:14 GMT -6
( Backstage, the office of Chris Diamond. Rob sits in Chris' chair, his feet propped up on the desk. Chris paces back and forth, a little flustered. )
Chris: Exactly what the hell is wrong with you?
Rob: This again? Let me guess, your going to go all Dr. Phil on me too?
Chris: No, I'm not. I want to know how you could take your friendship with Falcon and just toss it out the window?
( Rob perks up and drops his feet. )
Rob: Friendship? You mean when I'd go over Kyle's house and he'd constantly badger me to stop making fun of everyone in nCw and show those low life's in the back some respect? Or do you mean when we'd hang out and he'd tell me to be more like Nelly? Or do you mean when Falcon basically kicked me to the curb because him and Nelly are secretly having an affair? Because I'm a little confused on what you define as friendship.
Chris: Why is it so hard?
Rob: What?
Chris: Being respectful, why is it so hard for you? I mean, why can't you be more like Nelly? Or Falcon even?
( Now Rob stands up. )
Rob: Excuse me, I could of sworn my brother, Chris "Maniac" Diamond just asked me why I can't crawl around on my hands and knees presenting my butt hole to the great Commodore Bird Turd and his Illustrious stable of.... Oh wait, no one wants to be in his stable because Falcon couldn't lead a pack of fat b*tches to a buffet with a god dang GDS!
( Rob sighs. )
Rob: Why can't I be like Nelly? Now that is the million dollar question, isn't it Chris? But I think your going to understand the answer all too well brother. I can't be like Nelly for a very simple reason... He doesn't want to be the World Champion....
( Rob raises his eyebrow as his brother listens intently. )
Rob: Nelly claims he rassles because he loves it, because he enjoys the competition but what he'll out right tell you is he has no interest in being a champion.... HOW CAN THAT BE!? How can you even call yourself a wrestler and not want to be a world champion, because I'll tell you Chris, a moment doesn't go by where I don't imagine myself holding Falcon's world title. Do you have any idea how much of a struggle it's been not just running him over with my car and taking his belt? Jesus Christ Chris, your a three time world champion yourself, you should know better than anyone what it's like to be on top, to want to be on top. Nelly doesn't want that. And don't listen to his crap either. It's not because he loves competition or whatever cliched pile of crap he decides to spew while using a clever metaphor. If Nelly enjoyed competition so much he'd WANT TO BE WORLD CHAMPION THAT MUCH MORE! Who besides the world champion faces the best nCw has to offer week in and week out?
( Chris doesn't get the chance to answer. )
Rob: BECAUSE IT AIN'T NELLY! Nelly gets the middle of the road losers who your too afraid to give a real chance to because the crowd generally gives them a mixed reaction, and not the good kind either. The Sean Waltman kind. Nelly doesn't want to be world champion because Nelly can't take the heat being a champion brings. And he already proved it. We all saw him completely crumble when he held the X-Division title. He took it from Jimmy Zane and lost it to Xavier Williams 35 days later... XAVIER WILLIAMS! A man I beat three times. A man I humiliated for two solid months, a man who couldn't muster the balls to do a damn thing about it. Nelly lost his one and only nCw title to that man. Meanwhile I took the X-Division title and raised the bar to a whole new level for that division. I'm the measuring stick for the X-Division, people will aspire to reach my reign, let alone pass it, and I don't even fly off the ropes like a drug addicted luchador. Simply put, Nelly Angel loves to wrestle as long as it's against no name, no talent hacks who can't even perform a hip toss properly.
( He stops for a second and looks at his brother. )
Rob: Why can't I be more like him? Because I want to win. I want to be a champion. I want to regain that feeling I had with the X-Division title, that validation, to know your better than anyone else, to know your above someone. I want to be number one in the rankings, I want to stock pile wins, I want to beat everyone and anyone you throw in front of me. But most of all, I want to be the face of nCw, I want to carry this company on my shoulders like no other man before me... I WANT TO BE A DAMN FRANCHISE ONTO MYSELF! I want to be a legend, a hall of fame wrestler... I want to be the nCw World Champion... And I will do whatever I have to to get there. Whatever it takes Chris. Maybe just skating by is good enough for Falcon and Nelly, it's not for me. I don't want to get by. I don't want to face the best of the best. I don't want to entertain. I don't want your respect and you have to earn mine. And as long as Nelly is preaching the same old tired crap about challenges and pride... He will never have it. It's really simple Chris. I'm going to end Nelly's career Sunday in that Cell match. Not because I want to be better than him. Not because I want him to respect me...
Because I can.
Thats not some silly threat or meaningless promise. I will not lose to Nelly Angel, I will not become Lord Dominicus again, I will not be humiliated by a man who doesn't understand that if you want to face the best you have to be the best. I'm going to be the best, this Sunday and every Sunday after that. You know what, Nelly and Falcon can have each other, they can run off together and have some self depreciating, painted up loser children with a whole ton of heart. I'm going to make history. I'm going to lead this company. I'm going to be the nCw World Champion.
My destiny starts where yours ends.
( Rob and Chris look at each other for several tense moments. )
Chris: Good answer. Don't let me down.
( Rob only smiles in response as we fade out on the brothers Diamond. )
Chris: Exactly what the hell is wrong with you?
Rob: This again? Let me guess, your going to go all Dr. Phil on me too?
Chris: No, I'm not. I want to know how you could take your friendship with Falcon and just toss it out the window?
( Rob perks up and drops his feet. )
Rob: Friendship? You mean when I'd go over Kyle's house and he'd constantly badger me to stop making fun of everyone in nCw and show those low life's in the back some respect? Or do you mean when we'd hang out and he'd tell me to be more like Nelly? Or do you mean when Falcon basically kicked me to the curb because him and Nelly are secretly having an affair? Because I'm a little confused on what you define as friendship.
Chris: Why is it so hard?
Rob: What?
Chris: Being respectful, why is it so hard for you? I mean, why can't you be more like Nelly? Or Falcon even?
( Now Rob stands up. )
Rob: Excuse me, I could of sworn my brother, Chris "Maniac" Diamond just asked me why I can't crawl around on my hands and knees presenting my butt hole to the great Commodore Bird Turd and his Illustrious stable of.... Oh wait, no one wants to be in his stable because Falcon couldn't lead a pack of fat b*tches to a buffet with a god dang GDS!
( Rob sighs. )
Rob: Why can't I be like Nelly? Now that is the million dollar question, isn't it Chris? But I think your going to understand the answer all too well brother. I can't be like Nelly for a very simple reason... He doesn't want to be the World Champion....
( Rob raises his eyebrow as his brother listens intently. )
Rob: Nelly claims he rassles because he loves it, because he enjoys the competition but what he'll out right tell you is he has no interest in being a champion.... HOW CAN THAT BE!? How can you even call yourself a wrestler and not want to be a world champion, because I'll tell you Chris, a moment doesn't go by where I don't imagine myself holding Falcon's world title. Do you have any idea how much of a struggle it's been not just running him over with my car and taking his belt? Jesus Christ Chris, your a three time world champion yourself, you should know better than anyone what it's like to be on top, to want to be on top. Nelly doesn't want that. And don't listen to his crap either. It's not because he loves competition or whatever cliched pile of crap he decides to spew while using a clever metaphor. If Nelly enjoyed competition so much he'd WANT TO BE WORLD CHAMPION THAT MUCH MORE! Who besides the world champion faces the best nCw has to offer week in and week out?
( Chris doesn't get the chance to answer. )
Rob: BECAUSE IT AIN'T NELLY! Nelly gets the middle of the road losers who your too afraid to give a real chance to because the crowd generally gives them a mixed reaction, and not the good kind either. The Sean Waltman kind. Nelly doesn't want to be world champion because Nelly can't take the heat being a champion brings. And he already proved it. We all saw him completely crumble when he held the X-Division title. He took it from Jimmy Zane and lost it to Xavier Williams 35 days later... XAVIER WILLIAMS! A man I beat three times. A man I humiliated for two solid months, a man who couldn't muster the balls to do a damn thing about it. Nelly lost his one and only nCw title to that man. Meanwhile I took the X-Division title and raised the bar to a whole new level for that division. I'm the measuring stick for the X-Division, people will aspire to reach my reign, let alone pass it, and I don't even fly off the ropes like a drug addicted luchador. Simply put, Nelly Angel loves to wrestle as long as it's against no name, no talent hacks who can't even perform a hip toss properly.
( He stops for a second and looks at his brother. )
Rob: Why can't I be more like him? Because I want to win. I want to be a champion. I want to regain that feeling I had with the X-Division title, that validation, to know your better than anyone else, to know your above someone. I want to be number one in the rankings, I want to stock pile wins, I want to beat everyone and anyone you throw in front of me. But most of all, I want to be the face of nCw, I want to carry this company on my shoulders like no other man before me... I WANT TO BE A DAMN FRANCHISE ONTO MYSELF! I want to be a legend, a hall of fame wrestler... I want to be the nCw World Champion... And I will do whatever I have to to get there. Whatever it takes Chris. Maybe just skating by is good enough for Falcon and Nelly, it's not for me. I don't want to get by. I don't want to face the best of the best. I don't want to entertain. I don't want your respect and you have to earn mine. And as long as Nelly is preaching the same old tired crap about challenges and pride... He will never have it. It's really simple Chris. I'm going to end Nelly's career Sunday in that Cell match. Not because I want to be better than him. Not because I want him to respect me...
Because I can.
Thats not some silly threat or meaningless promise. I will not lose to Nelly Angel, I will not become Lord Dominicus again, I will not be humiliated by a man who doesn't understand that if you want to face the best you have to be the best. I'm going to be the best, this Sunday and every Sunday after that. You know what, Nelly and Falcon can have each other, they can run off together and have some self depreciating, painted up loser children with a whole ton of heart. I'm going to make history. I'm going to lead this company. I'm going to be the nCw World Champion.
My destiny starts where yours ends.
( Rob and Chris look at each other for several tense moments. )
Chris: Good answer. Don't let me down.
( Rob only smiles in response as we fade out on the brothers Diamond. )