Post by Maniac on Jun 1, 2010 21:14:47 GMT -6
"Wait... So how does this work again...."
*mumbling*
"Yeah but where's the camera crew?"
*more mumbling*
"So I don't even need a crew anymore? I can just film this where ever I want? Woah, it has been a while since I filmed a promo..."
( The shot comes to life with what must be a handi cam being handled by someone with absolutely no experience with one of these things. Nearly everything is out of focus as it's swung around the room we are in. )
"Everything is blurry."
"Let me see it.
( Rob Diamond grabs the camera and turns it, revealing Chris Diamond. )
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Diamond Cam: Chris Diamond
It's absolutely amazing how ****ing stupid people have gotten since I stopped wrestling. I mean, people were always stupid, but it's like the day I retired from wrestling common sense was thrown out the window and everyone de-evolved back to prime apes and starting throw **** at each other.
And that brings me to Seth Evans, the ***damn prime ape I'm facing this weekend, not because I'm a wrestler anymore, not because of some ill begotten dream to wrestle one more match, but because he couldn't leave well enough alone. You see, Seth Evans is a man with an ego problem. He came to me, fresh off a jobber stint in XHF and asked me for a chance, a crack at the big time. I looked at this kid and I saw a little Maniac standing before me, I saw a kid that dreamed every single night of doing what I've done, winning a world title. So I gave the kid his shot. I handed him a short term contract, a nice little sign on bonus and told him to prove to me why he deserved to be here...
Long story short, the kid totally crapped out and bailed before his contract was even up. He walked in, head full of steam and picked a fight with one of the biggest dogs in the yard, my brother. And when he couldn't beat Rob at Rob's or his own game, Seth Evans tucked tail and went back to wrestling in high schools and insulting his fans, because at the end of the day Seth Evans is just another money hungry whore looking for an easy pay day.
He's anything but a wrestler.
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Rob: And it's fixed.
( Chris was now perfectly focused in the camera's lens. Rob then placed the camera down on the counter, Chris leaned up against the counter. )
Chris: Thanks Rob, don't know what I'd do without you.
Rob: Live a less stress filled life?
Chris: Maybe.
( Rob walked over to the fridge and grabbed a beer. )
Rob: You know I have to ask Chris, after that nasty bump you took in our match last year, are you really up for this?
( Chris looked like he'd been thinking about this question all day long. )
Chris: It doesn't matter if I'm ready Rob. I have to do this.
Rob: And when Seth drops you right on that fat head of yours and your about as useful as Christopher Reeve's penis?
( Chris just smiles. )
Chris: I guess I'll just have to make sure he never gets the chance.
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Diamond Cam: Chris Diamond
You want to know something Evans? I don't have to help Rob win. I don't have to give him advice. Hell, I don't even have to train him anymore. The kid is more than ready to take the next step to the World Title and run this damn company, he just needs to stop playing around with dick heads like yourself and realize it.
But this isn't about Rob Diamond. This is about you being a whiny little cry baby who just couldn't deal with the fact he wasn't good enough to win the X-Division title off the GM's brother. You see Seth there are two sides to every story. Here's my side. You quit like a bitch. Then you came crawling back and you begged....
B
E
G
G
E
D
Every single administrator in nCw to let you back in. You went to Keybo, Sampson and even Fox, got down on your knees and begged for your contract back. You even offered to take less money. And then you came to me, like a scolded dog, and asked for another chance. You looked me in the eyes and said,
"Give me another shot Mr. Diamond, I swear I'll make good on it this time. I just need another chance."
And I felt bad for you Seth. I honestly felt a little sorry. So I decided to give you another chance, under one condition, wait. That's it. All you had to do was wait. When I gave you your contract back nCw had just acquired some new people, we were weeding through them and I asked you to kindly sit back, relax and wait until we had something for you to do. But you couldn't wait. You had to drag that enormous ego of yours out to the ring during A Night to Remember and run your mouth about... ME!?
And that Seth, was a huge slap in my face. I could almost forgive you trying to use me to get over but when you couldn't let it go. When you couldn't move on. That's when I started stacking the chips against you. Giving you harder and harder matches hoping each one would be the match where you show me why you deserve all that money you asked for. And you know what I got? I got a cry baby bitch. I got a man who looked a gift horse in the mouth. I got you Evans, one giant pain in the ass who isn't worth the piss in the toilet let alone the $450 you get per appearance... And now you have the balls to ask me what Chris your going to get at Reborn? Are you serious?
Seth, there is only one Chris Diamond. There is only one Maniac. And when I get into that ring at Reborn one more time, your going to meet him first hand. Because I am going to rip you to ****ing pieces you annoying little ****.
Maybe then you'll actually have something to cry about.
*mumbling*
"Yeah but where's the camera crew?"
*more mumbling*
"So I don't even need a crew anymore? I can just film this where ever I want? Woah, it has been a while since I filmed a promo..."
( The shot comes to life with what must be a handi cam being handled by someone with absolutely no experience with one of these things. Nearly everything is out of focus as it's swung around the room we are in. )
"Everything is blurry."
"Let me see it.
( Rob Diamond grabs the camera and turns it, revealing Chris Diamond. )
-------------------------------------------------
Diamond Cam: Chris Diamond
It's absolutely amazing how ****ing stupid people have gotten since I stopped wrestling. I mean, people were always stupid, but it's like the day I retired from wrestling common sense was thrown out the window and everyone de-evolved back to prime apes and starting throw **** at each other.
And that brings me to Seth Evans, the ***damn prime ape I'm facing this weekend, not because I'm a wrestler anymore, not because of some ill begotten dream to wrestle one more match, but because he couldn't leave well enough alone. You see, Seth Evans is a man with an ego problem. He came to me, fresh off a jobber stint in XHF and asked me for a chance, a crack at the big time. I looked at this kid and I saw a little Maniac standing before me, I saw a kid that dreamed every single night of doing what I've done, winning a world title. So I gave the kid his shot. I handed him a short term contract, a nice little sign on bonus and told him to prove to me why he deserved to be here...
Long story short, the kid totally crapped out and bailed before his contract was even up. He walked in, head full of steam and picked a fight with one of the biggest dogs in the yard, my brother. And when he couldn't beat Rob at Rob's or his own game, Seth Evans tucked tail and went back to wrestling in high schools and insulting his fans, because at the end of the day Seth Evans is just another money hungry whore looking for an easy pay day.
He's anything but a wrestler.
-------------------------------------------------
Rob: And it's fixed.
( Chris was now perfectly focused in the camera's lens. Rob then placed the camera down on the counter, Chris leaned up against the counter. )
Chris: Thanks Rob, don't know what I'd do without you.
Rob: Live a less stress filled life?
Chris: Maybe.
( Rob walked over to the fridge and grabbed a beer. )
Rob: You know I have to ask Chris, after that nasty bump you took in our match last year, are you really up for this?
( Chris looked like he'd been thinking about this question all day long. )
Chris: It doesn't matter if I'm ready Rob. I have to do this.
Rob: And when Seth drops you right on that fat head of yours and your about as useful as Christopher Reeve's penis?
( Chris just smiles. )
Chris: I guess I'll just have to make sure he never gets the chance.
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Diamond Cam: Chris Diamond
You want to know something Evans? I don't have to help Rob win. I don't have to give him advice. Hell, I don't even have to train him anymore. The kid is more than ready to take the next step to the World Title and run this damn company, he just needs to stop playing around with dick heads like yourself and realize it.
But this isn't about Rob Diamond. This is about you being a whiny little cry baby who just couldn't deal with the fact he wasn't good enough to win the X-Division title off the GM's brother. You see Seth there are two sides to every story. Here's my side. You quit like a bitch. Then you came crawling back and you begged....
B
E
G
G
E
D
Every single administrator in nCw to let you back in. You went to Keybo, Sampson and even Fox, got down on your knees and begged for your contract back. You even offered to take less money. And then you came to me, like a scolded dog, and asked for another chance. You looked me in the eyes and said,
"Give me another shot Mr. Diamond, I swear I'll make good on it this time. I just need another chance."
And I felt bad for you Seth. I honestly felt a little sorry. So I decided to give you another chance, under one condition, wait. That's it. All you had to do was wait. When I gave you your contract back nCw had just acquired some new people, we were weeding through them and I asked you to kindly sit back, relax and wait until we had something for you to do. But you couldn't wait. You had to drag that enormous ego of yours out to the ring during A Night to Remember and run your mouth about... ME!?
And that Seth, was a huge slap in my face. I could almost forgive you trying to use me to get over but when you couldn't let it go. When you couldn't move on. That's when I started stacking the chips against you. Giving you harder and harder matches hoping each one would be the match where you show me why you deserve all that money you asked for. And you know what I got? I got a cry baby bitch. I got a man who looked a gift horse in the mouth. I got you Evans, one giant pain in the ass who isn't worth the piss in the toilet let alone the $450 you get per appearance... And now you have the balls to ask me what Chris your going to get at Reborn? Are you serious?
Seth, there is only one Chris Diamond. There is only one Maniac. And when I get into that ring at Reborn one more time, your going to meet him first hand. Because I am going to rip you to ****ing pieces you annoying little ****.
Maybe then you'll actually have something to cry about.