Post by Maniac on Jun 4, 2010 19:47:56 GMT -6
Diamond Cam: Chris Diamond
A midget? Really Seth, a midget is the best you could do? I don't like to toot my own horn but Seth... I'm a legend in this business. I'm what you want to be. I'm a former three time World Champion, a former two time United States Champion, a belt I never lost either time, and a former World Tag Team Champion, another title I never lost. Seth, I made more history in Pro Wrestling in any given year of my career than you will during the rest of yours... And you make fun of me with a midget?
Let me ask you something Seth, when you sat down, dusted off the Ace's copy of "Cutting a Heel promo for dummies" flipped on over to chapter Twelve, saw the title "1 Midget + 1 Retard = WIN!" you actually thought it would be a good idea? Like it was some how going to get to me? Seth, look at me, no really, lean in real close to your computer monitor and look me in the eyes.
I'm going to snap your neck little man.
In Half.
And the only one laughing is going to be me... And probably the fans. But hey, keep the jokes coming funny man, make me laugh some more. You know what, Mark Evil and Joe Everyman love jokes too, why don't you three form a stable and call yourselves the JOB Squad Version 2, because when I'm done whooping your ass all over that ring, that's all your going to be Seth.
You seem to keep forgetting who I am, so let me do you the honor.
Hi, I'm Chris Diamond, General Manager of nCw and after I kick your cry baby ass all over that ring I'm going to fire you and would you like to know why?
Because your worthless Seth. Your a joke. And your gimmick is a tired act. This isn't who you are, this isn't what your about. Your frustrated, grasping for straws while you try to stop falling down the ladder. Two weeks ago you proved it when you couldn't get it done in the ring against a future World Champion in nCw, Venom. Your not the future of this company, your not even the future second best, all you are is all you have ever been.
A loser.
So strap on the Huggies, find yourself a teddy bear, maybe grab a big old box of tissues and get ready to jump back in that unemployment line asshole, because Chris "Maniac" Diamond is going to bury you. And I don't mean in the creepy Angel kind of way, I mean I'm going to bury your career right next to all the other XHF jobbers that tried to make their mark around here.
And no, I'm not referring to the Young Guns.
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( And the scene opens inside the arena where Reborn is being held. Chris Diamond is just walking down the hall way, looking things over, making sure everything is where it should be. He heads toward the main stage area to see if they've begun to set everything up. )
Falcon: Hey.
( Chris looks over his shoulder to see Falcon, face paint and all... God that never stops being weird. )
Chris: Whats up.
Falcon: Nothing, just coming to check in on an old friend. And to make sure he's ready.
( Chris sighs and shakes his head. )
Chris: When are you people going to stop asking me if I'm ready to face this little bitch Seth Evans? I've been wrestling since I was old enough to wipe my own ass, I CAN HANDLE HIM! Christ, I'm not that old...
( Falcon takes a few steps forward. )
Falcon: That's not what I meant.
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Diamond Cam: Chris Diamond
You know Seth, I actually got about half way through that promo before it dawned on me that not only are you a raging homosexual who is totally insecure with his inner Village Person, you in fact completely and utterly lack all confidence in yourself and your abilities, which is probably why you rely on gay jokes and insults these days, being as your in ring abilities have basically failed you at every single stage of the game.
And I mean how much longer are we going to have to hear about that one match with Rob where you might of had it won if it had not been for his foot under the ropes? Aren't you the one that said you were happy I restarted the match? Aren't you the one that said had I not done it, you would of?
And now we come to find out that not only are you totally not ok with it now, your entire life is now revolving around that one moment, circling the drain as it were, until you correct that seeming wrong. Which is why your singling out superior athletes like Alex Jones and Andrew Jacobsen, men who haven't only just done what you've done, their actually a hall mark of the whole damn division.
The simple fact of the matter is you see that moment with Rob as the moment your career tanked, and there for you must take out the man that made it happen. Well let me tell you Seth, your picking on the wrong Diamond, Rob kicked your ass, not once, not twice, but all three times you faced, and trust me, friend or not, respect or not, he'd kick your ass again.
As for me, I'm tired of your crap man. I'm tired of the whining and the crying, not just from you, but from everyone who is unwilling or unable to reach out and take what they want. It isn't my fault your not good enough. I didn't make you suck. I'm not your daddy and if I were I'd of aborted or disowned your ass because frankly, I'd rather flush some cells down a toilet than raise a failure like you as my son.
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Chris: What did you mean then?
( Falcon takes the final steps he needs to stand side by side with Chris. )
Falcon: Are you really ready to make this your last match?
( Chris looks over at Falcon. )
Chris:... I don't know... My match with Tyrant was supposed to be my last match, then my match with Rob and now this one...
Falcon: Then let me ask you this, are you ready to come back?
( Chris looks away and thinks about it for a second. It's been a long time since he's really thought about that. )
Chris: The doctor says...
Falcon: What does your body say?
Chris: Hell yes.
Falcon: Then this doesn't have to be your last match, maybe it could be the start of a whole nother run as Maniac?
( Chris smirks, a gleam in his eyes while he thinks about the possibilities. )
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Diamond Cam: Chris Diamond
Fact is Evans, you could be everything you want to be. You could be the X-Division Champion if that's what you really want. You could be the World Champion. Anyone can. All it takes is the dedication, the drive, the passion to push yourself past the point of no return. I've spent my entire life inside a wrestling ring until seven years ago when a single man took away my dreams.
Seven years ago a man named Tyrant beat me in a match with the stipulation I had to step out of the ring forever. I followed the rules, I left the ring. But its hard man, sitting backstage every week, watching you guys give your heart out there, watching new guys come up through the rankings, watching people just like me do what I used to do. I miss it Seth. I really do. And when you attacked me at a Night to Remember, you reminded me why I missed it. And it's not because of the money, god knows I make more now than ever. It's not because of the titles, held plenty of those. It's not about the women or the fame or any of that other crap...
I miss wrestling because of snot nosed punks like you Seth and hot damn am I going to enjoy ripping your head out of your ass so I can bust that ugly sumbitch like the ****ing pimple that it is. That's what I miss most about this sport. The feeling you get when you step into the ring with a little retard who doesn't know where his mouth ends and his brown eye begins. Your going to learn really fast what happens when you don't know when to shut your mouth. Forget about respect or even giving you a fair shot. Sunday night... At Reborn.
I'm going to murder you.
Metaphorically speaking of course.
Bitch.
A midget? Really Seth, a midget is the best you could do? I don't like to toot my own horn but Seth... I'm a legend in this business. I'm what you want to be. I'm a former three time World Champion, a former two time United States Champion, a belt I never lost either time, and a former World Tag Team Champion, another title I never lost. Seth, I made more history in Pro Wrestling in any given year of my career than you will during the rest of yours... And you make fun of me with a midget?
Let me ask you something Seth, when you sat down, dusted off the Ace's copy of "Cutting a Heel promo for dummies" flipped on over to chapter Twelve, saw the title "1 Midget + 1 Retard = WIN!" you actually thought it would be a good idea? Like it was some how going to get to me? Seth, look at me, no really, lean in real close to your computer monitor and look me in the eyes.
I'm going to snap your neck little man.
In Half.
And the only one laughing is going to be me... And probably the fans. But hey, keep the jokes coming funny man, make me laugh some more. You know what, Mark Evil and Joe Everyman love jokes too, why don't you three form a stable and call yourselves the JOB Squad Version 2, because when I'm done whooping your ass all over that ring, that's all your going to be Seth.
You seem to keep forgetting who I am, so let me do you the honor.
Hi, I'm Chris Diamond, General Manager of nCw and after I kick your cry baby ass all over that ring I'm going to fire you and would you like to know why?
Because your worthless Seth. Your a joke. And your gimmick is a tired act. This isn't who you are, this isn't what your about. Your frustrated, grasping for straws while you try to stop falling down the ladder. Two weeks ago you proved it when you couldn't get it done in the ring against a future World Champion in nCw, Venom. Your not the future of this company, your not even the future second best, all you are is all you have ever been.
A loser.
So strap on the Huggies, find yourself a teddy bear, maybe grab a big old box of tissues and get ready to jump back in that unemployment line asshole, because Chris "Maniac" Diamond is going to bury you. And I don't mean in the creepy Angel kind of way, I mean I'm going to bury your career right next to all the other XHF jobbers that tried to make their mark around here.
And no, I'm not referring to the Young Guns.
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( And the scene opens inside the arena where Reborn is being held. Chris Diamond is just walking down the hall way, looking things over, making sure everything is where it should be. He heads toward the main stage area to see if they've begun to set everything up. )
Falcon: Hey.
( Chris looks over his shoulder to see Falcon, face paint and all... God that never stops being weird. )
Chris: Whats up.
Falcon: Nothing, just coming to check in on an old friend. And to make sure he's ready.
( Chris sighs and shakes his head. )
Chris: When are you people going to stop asking me if I'm ready to face this little bitch Seth Evans? I've been wrestling since I was old enough to wipe my own ass, I CAN HANDLE HIM! Christ, I'm not that old...
( Falcon takes a few steps forward. )
Falcon: That's not what I meant.
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Diamond Cam: Chris Diamond
You know Seth, I actually got about half way through that promo before it dawned on me that not only are you a raging homosexual who is totally insecure with his inner Village Person, you in fact completely and utterly lack all confidence in yourself and your abilities, which is probably why you rely on gay jokes and insults these days, being as your in ring abilities have basically failed you at every single stage of the game.
And I mean how much longer are we going to have to hear about that one match with Rob where you might of had it won if it had not been for his foot under the ropes? Aren't you the one that said you were happy I restarted the match? Aren't you the one that said had I not done it, you would of?
And now we come to find out that not only are you totally not ok with it now, your entire life is now revolving around that one moment, circling the drain as it were, until you correct that seeming wrong. Which is why your singling out superior athletes like Alex Jones and Andrew Jacobsen, men who haven't only just done what you've done, their actually a hall mark of the whole damn division.
The simple fact of the matter is you see that moment with Rob as the moment your career tanked, and there for you must take out the man that made it happen. Well let me tell you Seth, your picking on the wrong Diamond, Rob kicked your ass, not once, not twice, but all three times you faced, and trust me, friend or not, respect or not, he'd kick your ass again.
As for me, I'm tired of your crap man. I'm tired of the whining and the crying, not just from you, but from everyone who is unwilling or unable to reach out and take what they want. It isn't my fault your not good enough. I didn't make you suck. I'm not your daddy and if I were I'd of aborted or disowned your ass because frankly, I'd rather flush some cells down a toilet than raise a failure like you as my son.
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Chris: What did you mean then?
( Falcon takes the final steps he needs to stand side by side with Chris. )
Falcon: Are you really ready to make this your last match?
( Chris looks over at Falcon. )
Chris:... I don't know... My match with Tyrant was supposed to be my last match, then my match with Rob and now this one...
Falcon: Then let me ask you this, are you ready to come back?
( Chris looks away and thinks about it for a second. It's been a long time since he's really thought about that. )
Chris: The doctor says...
Falcon: What does your body say?
Chris: Hell yes.
Falcon: Then this doesn't have to be your last match, maybe it could be the start of a whole nother run as Maniac?
( Chris smirks, a gleam in his eyes while he thinks about the possibilities. )
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Diamond Cam: Chris Diamond
Fact is Evans, you could be everything you want to be. You could be the X-Division Champion if that's what you really want. You could be the World Champion. Anyone can. All it takes is the dedication, the drive, the passion to push yourself past the point of no return. I've spent my entire life inside a wrestling ring until seven years ago when a single man took away my dreams.
Seven years ago a man named Tyrant beat me in a match with the stipulation I had to step out of the ring forever. I followed the rules, I left the ring. But its hard man, sitting backstage every week, watching you guys give your heart out there, watching new guys come up through the rankings, watching people just like me do what I used to do. I miss it Seth. I really do. And when you attacked me at a Night to Remember, you reminded me why I missed it. And it's not because of the money, god knows I make more now than ever. It's not because of the titles, held plenty of those. It's not about the women or the fame or any of that other crap...
I miss wrestling because of snot nosed punks like you Seth and hot damn am I going to enjoy ripping your head out of your ass so I can bust that ugly sumbitch like the ****ing pimple that it is. That's what I miss most about this sport. The feeling you get when you step into the ring with a little retard who doesn't know where his mouth ends and his brown eye begins. Your going to learn really fast what happens when you don't know when to shut your mouth. Forget about respect or even giving you a fair shot. Sunday night... At Reborn.
I'm going to murder you.
Metaphorically speaking of course.
Bitch.