Spike, I know you did that!

[Spike Kane]

weeeeeeee!

Trent, I actually own a Grif t-shirt, it's orange with white "Red Army" writing on the left, and on the back it has "Grif" and big football style numbers, "22"

"Any other magical creatures you can think of Grif?"

[Steve Awesome]

Way to ruin my entire argument....

Okay....fine we both rock Joe.

Now how about a hug?

[destroyyou555]

How about we just use it to crap on Dave Batista?

Seriously, the only thing good about Batista is when he is breakdancing..

[destroyyou555]

spikekane said:

weeeeeeee!

Trent, I actually own a Grif t-shirt, it's orange with white "Red Army" writing on the left, and on the back it has "Grif" and big football style numbers, "22"

"Any other magical creatures you can think of Grif?"

Seriously Spike, why are we here?

[Davey Ortega]

I dont man.
One of lifes great mysteries.
I mean, is there a God who put us here?

[Spike Kane]

so you can job for me

[destroyyou555]

spikekane said:

so you can job for me

What are you talking about, I would so throw an Blink 182 CD on the ground and you would be like...OMG Blink 182...then I just hit a schoolboy...Austin Broken Neck Style and pin you....

Either that, or the cameras would just explode because nCw can't have that much awesomeness in the ring at one time.

[Davey Ortega]

I got a job for ya

right here

*points to croch*

See this damn zipper has been broken for a month, I have to hold it up with a safety pin

[recklessjack]

What (16x)

[Chorus]
Whoop that trick (16x)

[Djay]
I'ma make these suckers recognize I ain't playin' hoe
If you violate off the top trick you gotta go
I den held in a lot of **** and I'm bout to flip
Now I think it's time to show you bitches who you ****in' with
DJay that's the name and I came to bring the pain
Ana on my chest got me bustin' at you lemon lames
You ain't know you ****in' with a street nigga
From the gutta pimp tight slash drug dealer
Born and raised in the "M" Memphis Tennessee
Before it's said and done you bitches gon remember me
This only the beginning I got a lot to say
It's been a long time and you got hell to pay
Ain't no love hoe just bring it the door
I'm bar none let my nuts hang to the floor
So if you want some this is your death wish
Better come correct cause I came to break you off trick

[Chorus]

[Djay]
You think I won't beat that trick whoop that trick
Got me acting bucked and ****
Hoes telling me to calm down but I'm like **** that ****
I'm already on that Hypnotiq and that Grey Goose
A couple shots of Hen that just gave me another boost
I'm feeling electrified you can see it in my eyes
Shirt soaking wet looking like I just got baptized
Sloppy drunk like a wino at a liquor store
But crunk like some sanctified folks catchin' the Holy Ghost
I don't think you understand this one right here might get banned
Setting off a riot like we living in afghanistan
But this the dirty dirty and that's the way it go
Security beat the mayne was acting like some hoes
But you den ****ed up you better call the the law
I'ma break this Moet bottle cross your ****ing jaw
And that's for anyone that's for everyone disrespected D
Watch your back boy cause you bout to get your ass beat

[Chorus]

[Djay]
I came to bust a nigga head leave him bloody red
Fighting for his life as they rush him to the Med
This what happens when you get caught up in the mix
All that jaw jacking got your ass in a bunch of ****
This that Memphis drama boy you know we came to get buck
I thought you came deep nigga where your backup
Your clique they some cowards they scattered out like roaches
That bottle cross your head got you leaking losing focus
See this is what we mean when we shut down the club
Niggaz started gangsta walking and we tear that bitch up
We some straight hood niggaz from the ghetto and the projects
**** the police cause we know we the suspects
Make you wonder what's next bitch guard your grill
If they play this in the club then they beat yo ass for real
My advice would be to chill M-Town niggaz sick
Get caught without a warning and get your ass whooped quick bitch

[Chorus]
Whoop that trick (7x)

[Spike Kane]

*head explodes*

Trent...I agree with your second statement...the first one is so full of inaccuracies.

[Joe Everyman]

awesome said:

Way to ruin my entire argument....

Okay....fine we both rock Joe.

Now how about a hug?

Ok *Hugs*

[Spike Kane]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[recklessjack]

DON'T GRAB HIS ASS JOE!

[Spike Kane]

*pulls out hunting knife*

He warned you assbelonker!

[Joe Everyman]

Jack, I lived through the X.H.F with Randy...I know how things work.

[Spike Kane]

*shoves Trent Helms up Everymans ass....sideways*

[Joe Everyman]

*Explodes....into candy*

[Spike Kane]

Wow....i knew he was f*cked up...but...damn...wasn't expecting that

[Joe Everyman]

You're...welcome?

[Bannedingo]

spikekane said:

weeeeeeee!

Trent, I actually own a Grif t-shirt, it's orange with white "Red Army" writing on the left, and on the back it has "Grif" and big football style numbers, "22"

"Any other magical creatures you can think of Grif?"

chupathingy

[The Brothers Holland]

"Now what kind of animal has tusks?"

"A Walrus"

"Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals!"

[Adam]

thebrothersholland said:

"Now what kind of animal has tusks?"

"A Walrus"

"Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals!"

LMAO...

[Spike Kane]

You seriously need to watch RvB Adam

[destroyyou555]

I still think we need to have a title called...Chupa-Thingie

[Joe Everyman]

I love how the Offical "Joe is pissed at Spike" forum turns into the "Joe and Spike loved RvB" forum.

[destroyyou555]

*ahem*

[Spike Kane]

yeah screw you Trent!

[Joe Everyman]

Yeah, screw you. Activate Defense Plan Delta (May be wrong, correct me Spike) *Shots Grif in the face with shotgun*

[Spike Kane]

Ow....

god dammit, why was I Grif again!?

[Joe Everyman]

Cause your Live name is GrifKane