Post by Steve Awesome on Apr 17, 2011 6:08:04 GMT -6
We open up to the sound of muffled laughter coming from the other side of a closed door. After a few moments the door swings open and the laughter gets even louder. Stumbling through the threshold of her hotel room was Steve Awesome and Crystal Hilton, both a little tipsy after a night at the bar. Even though they barely knew each other, by the way they were laughing and carrying on, you would think they had known each other forever.
“You know Steve….I had a great time with you tonight.”
Crystal gives him a warm smile and says it in a surprised tone. She wasn’t surprised that she had a great time with Steve, she was more surprised at just how “great” it actually was. Steve smiles back at her and hangs his coat over the arm of the sofa.
“Todd doesn’t like the club that much so I don’t really get the chance to go, but tonight….with you….it was just perfect.”
She takes a seat on the sofa and Steve is quick to join her. He slides in next to her, making sure to not leave much room between them. She looks up at him and notices how close they were, how close there lips were, and the Hollywood Starlet blushes a little.
“Thank you for a wonderful evening, Mr. Awesome.”
He flashes that bad boy smirk and shrugs his shoulders.
“Hey, it was my pleasure. I’ve been wanting a chance to get to know you ever since I first saw you, Crystal. Ask Zelda, I was hounding her to talk to you for me for weeks. I’m just glad I finally got up enough balls to ask you myself.”
Crystal looks shocked or at least she acts like she was.
“Really? The big time playboy known as Steve Awesome was afraid to ask me out?”
Steve nods his head quick.
“Yeah…..I don’t know if you realize this Crystal….but your extremely beautiful.”
I don’t know if it was the alcohol, or the compliments but the feelings that Crystal was developing for Steve seemed to double right at that moment.
“And now that I finally got a chance to spend some time with you and talk to you, I’ve realized that there’s way more then just beauty. You had me giggling like a school girl at the club tonight.”
She smiles and brushes the hair out from in front of her big brown doe eyes. Her eyes just seem to run up and down his body, wich is cool because he was totally doing the same.
“So I guess I could assume that you had a good time tonight too, then?”
“Of course I did!”
Steve blurts out before Crystal could even finish the sentence.
“Crystal I….”
And that’s when he started to feel it. The moment where everything around you seems to slow down and the only thing he could focus on was her luscious lips with the red lip stick. This was the moment he had been waiting for, the moment where he could go from casual acquaintance to something more. A friendship with a little more “benefits” if you know what I mean. Steve decided that it was the perfect time to kiss her. He was just going to lean in and lay it on her but suddenly….she just attacks him with a big passionate kiss and soon enough she was on top of him! She quickly pulls away.
“Wait….I’m married. This is so wrong…..”
She looks back down at Steve.
“….so bad….so naughty…..”
She dives right back in for another make out session, and this is Steve Awesome were talking about here, so you know the kissing was top notch. He does this little thing with his tongue that sends shivers up and down her spine. She suddenly pulls back again.
“I shouldn’t be doing this……”
She looks back down at Steve.
“….wich is exactly why I want to do this!”
She dives right back in and shoves her tongue back down his throat. She’s pressing her body against his and running her hands through his hair. But just as soon as it starts to feel really good, she pulls away again.
“No. This is bad!”
Steve grunts frustratingly.
“Can we please make up our minds?”
She sighs and lays her head on his chest.
“I’m sorry. I want this…I want you….but it’s just….it’s just….
She glances up.
“…Todd!?”
Steve rolls his eyes as Crystal quickly gets off of the face of the Franchise.
“Oh come on…that guy is a douche.”
“The hell did you just say about me?”
The voice suddenly comes from behind him. Steve slowly raises his head up and looks behind him to see a very angry Todd Williams standing near the couch. Steve, having been in situations with angry husbands a million times before, just stays calm and lays back down.
“Well….that puts a damper on the situation….”
“What is there left to say?”
The camera opens up on the face of Steve Awesome once and yet again.
I mean, I just feel like I’ve said all there is to say. I’ve made sure to tell each of my opponents how much of a joke I think they are and I feel like I made some decent points. Xander thinks he has a future because his DNA matches his daddies. Well the sad thing is, that Gib isn’t half as good as the kid is making him out to be. Paul Star thinks he’s the future, well he must be delirious. Alex Jones is so desperate for some one to take him serious he’s trying to brag about how he was champion in some other place and I wasn’t.”
Steve smirks as he rubs his chin.
“Well since you brought it up Alex, yeah your right. You were champ and I was the so called chump back in those days. But let me remind that I did actually get a title shot against you, and when it all came down to the nitty gritty, guess what you did Alex……you ****ing Adam Knite’d me bro! You dropped down to your knees and you punched me right in junk. You got yourself disqualified and you kept the title because you KNEW I was going to beat you for it. Wow….after hearing that story, somehow you don’t sound much like a victim anymore. Honestly, I’d say the Knites screwing you over is karma for what you did to me all those years ago.
Steve scoffs. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
“And also….just to add insult to injury…because Im a dick like that…..while you were busy getting exorcised from the company, while you were busy being public enemy number one, I went out as the last X*Crown champion. I went down with the ship as the top champion at the time. I know all you nCw fans don’t really know what I’m talking about, but Alex does, and I know it pisses him off. Wich was pretty much the point.
He smirks and then continues speaking.
“I could talk until I’m blue in the face but making fun of Alex Jone because he’s little brooding emo girl in a semi-talented wrestler costume, or calling Paul Star a hobbit, or laughing at Xander because he idolizes a man who’s butt hole was prominently featured in the worlds worst Jimmy Zane promo, but it won’t get me anymore closer to the world title then I am right now. And that’s the main goal here. Getting to that next step, getting over that hump, pinning the biggest loser out of five big losers, and going on to main event A Night To Remember. Fighting for the world title on the biggest stage of them all…..
He looks up into the camera.
“It gives me goose bumps.”
“And I like that feeling, because I don’t always feel it. And I could sit here and go on a long shpeal that lasts three promos about how I’m going to finally start my own legacy, I could talk about my heart and my will to fight, I could talk about whatever the hell it is Paul Star talks about….”
He shrugs.
“..I could talk about how I’ll never give up. I could talk about how much this moment means to me and how I will fight with everything I have to make sure that I walk out of Sovereign as the two thousand eleven Gladiator but I don’t need too….”
He smirks as he stares into the camera. That look in his eye seems to take you through each and every battle that he has gone through and the things he did to make sure he won.
“Because I’m Steve Awesome…..and you already know I will.”
He throws them up.
“Deuces.”
We fade back in to the unraveling situation between Steve, Todd and Crystal and Steve Awesome and Todd Williams are in each other’s faces, nose to nose. Crystal stands beside them hoping that nothing crazy happens between them, but she’s also just a little stoked that there are two men fighting over her.
“Come on you guys…you don’t have to do this.”
But they weren’t listening. Steve and Todd were already possessed by there male instincts and that instantly turns them into two dogs fighting over a bush.
“Would you mind telling me what you were doing with your hands on my wife?”
Steve’s smirks cocks to the side and the arrogance finds it’s way back to the front.
“Would you like me to draw you a diagram?
The usually easy going Todd Williams looked like he was about two seconds from going Berserker’s rage on the Face of the Franchise. He pokes him in the chest as he speaks, and it was kind of hard too…Todd is a gamer.
“Whatever you were planning on doing, you better come up with a new plan. Crystal is my wife, and you can’t just come into another mans hotel room and try and get up on her. I don’t know who in the hell you think you are but I-”
Steve cuts him off right there with a nineties style “talk to the hand.”
“Wait a minute….I got a question….who in the hell do you think….”
Steve pokes Todd in his chest and it was equally hard. Steve has pleasured a lot of ladies.
“..YOU are….putting your hands on me.”
Todd chuckles to himself like “oh no you didn’t.”
“Who do I think I am? You wanna know who I think I am?”
You know he’s going to say it. He takes a step forward, eliminating the rest of the space between Steve and himself. He was just as close as his wife was a few moments ago, only this time it was for a completely different reason.
“I’M TODD WILLIAMS, BITCH!”
Steve responds back with a hearty chuckle. He takes a moment to wipe the bead of spit that flew out of Todd’s mouth when he said it.
“oh okay…..well I’M trying to bang your wife. Ya mind?”
Todd’s lip snarls and he hauls his fist back and swings a punch but Steve manages to duck it and get behind him. Todd spins around and tries to go after him but Crystal gets in the middle of it.
“ENOUGH you two! Stop it right now!
Todd tries to plead with her.
“Yeah, but he-”
But Crystal wasn’t having it.
“I said enough Todd! Steve was just leaving.”
She walks over to the door and opens it and Steve looks at her like a kid looks at there mother when she tells them to eat there veggies.
“Are you serious?
She nods reluctantly.
“I’m sorry Steve….I mean he is my husband after all. I just….I just think it would be better if we didn’t see each other anymore.”
He sneers at her. I guess anger was his defense to the pain.
“Fine…..whatever…..”
And with Steve takes off down the hall. Crystal shuts the door behind her and even though she did the right thing, she didn’t feel any better. She walks into another room and closes the door behind her. Todd just slumps down on the couch and mutters obscenities about Steve Awesome under his breath.
Fade.
“You know Steve….I had a great time with you tonight.”
Crystal gives him a warm smile and says it in a surprised tone. She wasn’t surprised that she had a great time with Steve, she was more surprised at just how “great” it actually was. Steve smiles back at her and hangs his coat over the arm of the sofa.
“Todd doesn’t like the club that much so I don’t really get the chance to go, but tonight….with you….it was just perfect.”
She takes a seat on the sofa and Steve is quick to join her. He slides in next to her, making sure to not leave much room between them. She looks up at him and notices how close they were, how close there lips were, and the Hollywood Starlet blushes a little.
“Thank you for a wonderful evening, Mr. Awesome.”
He flashes that bad boy smirk and shrugs his shoulders.
“Hey, it was my pleasure. I’ve been wanting a chance to get to know you ever since I first saw you, Crystal. Ask Zelda, I was hounding her to talk to you for me for weeks. I’m just glad I finally got up enough balls to ask you myself.”
Crystal looks shocked or at least she acts like she was.
“Really? The big time playboy known as Steve Awesome was afraid to ask me out?”
Steve nods his head quick.
“Yeah…..I don’t know if you realize this Crystal….but your extremely beautiful.”
I don’t know if it was the alcohol, or the compliments but the feelings that Crystal was developing for Steve seemed to double right at that moment.
“And now that I finally got a chance to spend some time with you and talk to you, I’ve realized that there’s way more then just beauty. You had me giggling like a school girl at the club tonight.”
She smiles and brushes the hair out from in front of her big brown doe eyes. Her eyes just seem to run up and down his body, wich is cool because he was totally doing the same.
“So I guess I could assume that you had a good time tonight too, then?”
“Of course I did!”
Steve blurts out before Crystal could even finish the sentence.
“Crystal I….”
And that’s when he started to feel it. The moment where everything around you seems to slow down and the only thing he could focus on was her luscious lips with the red lip stick. This was the moment he had been waiting for, the moment where he could go from casual acquaintance to something more. A friendship with a little more “benefits” if you know what I mean. Steve decided that it was the perfect time to kiss her. He was just going to lean in and lay it on her but suddenly….she just attacks him with a big passionate kiss and soon enough she was on top of him! She quickly pulls away.
“Wait….I’m married. This is so wrong…..”
She looks back down at Steve.
“….so bad….so naughty…..”
She dives right back in for another make out session, and this is Steve Awesome were talking about here, so you know the kissing was top notch. He does this little thing with his tongue that sends shivers up and down her spine. She suddenly pulls back again.
“I shouldn’t be doing this……”
She looks back down at Steve.
“….wich is exactly why I want to do this!”
She dives right back in and shoves her tongue back down his throat. She’s pressing her body against his and running her hands through his hair. But just as soon as it starts to feel really good, she pulls away again.
“No. This is bad!”
Steve grunts frustratingly.
“Can we please make up our minds?”
She sighs and lays her head on his chest.
“I’m sorry. I want this…I want you….but it’s just….it’s just….
She glances up.
“…Todd!?”
Steve rolls his eyes as Crystal quickly gets off of the face of the Franchise.
“Oh come on…that guy is a douche.”
“The hell did you just say about me?”
The voice suddenly comes from behind him. Steve slowly raises his head up and looks behind him to see a very angry Todd Williams standing near the couch. Steve, having been in situations with angry husbands a million times before, just stays calm and lays back down.
“Well….that puts a damper on the situation….”
“What is there left to say?”
The camera opens up on the face of Steve Awesome once and yet again.
I mean, I just feel like I’ve said all there is to say. I’ve made sure to tell each of my opponents how much of a joke I think they are and I feel like I made some decent points. Xander thinks he has a future because his DNA matches his daddies. Well the sad thing is, that Gib isn’t half as good as the kid is making him out to be. Paul Star thinks he’s the future, well he must be delirious. Alex Jones is so desperate for some one to take him serious he’s trying to brag about how he was champion in some other place and I wasn’t.”
Steve smirks as he rubs his chin.
“Well since you brought it up Alex, yeah your right. You were champ and I was the so called chump back in those days. But let me remind that I did actually get a title shot against you, and when it all came down to the nitty gritty, guess what you did Alex……you ****ing Adam Knite’d me bro! You dropped down to your knees and you punched me right in junk. You got yourself disqualified and you kept the title because you KNEW I was going to beat you for it. Wow….after hearing that story, somehow you don’t sound much like a victim anymore. Honestly, I’d say the Knites screwing you over is karma for what you did to me all those years ago.
Steve scoffs. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
“And also….just to add insult to injury…because Im a dick like that…..while you were busy getting exorcised from the company, while you were busy being public enemy number one, I went out as the last X*Crown champion. I went down with the ship as the top champion at the time. I know all you nCw fans don’t really know what I’m talking about, but Alex does, and I know it pisses him off. Wich was pretty much the point.
He smirks and then continues speaking.
“I could talk until I’m blue in the face but making fun of Alex Jone because he’s little brooding emo girl in a semi-talented wrestler costume, or calling Paul Star a hobbit, or laughing at Xander because he idolizes a man who’s butt hole was prominently featured in the worlds worst Jimmy Zane promo, but it won’t get me anymore closer to the world title then I am right now. And that’s the main goal here. Getting to that next step, getting over that hump, pinning the biggest loser out of five big losers, and going on to main event A Night To Remember. Fighting for the world title on the biggest stage of them all…..
He looks up into the camera.
“It gives me goose bumps.”
“And I like that feeling, because I don’t always feel it. And I could sit here and go on a long shpeal that lasts three promos about how I’m going to finally start my own legacy, I could talk about my heart and my will to fight, I could talk about whatever the hell it is Paul Star talks about….”
He shrugs.
“..I could talk about how I’ll never give up. I could talk about how much this moment means to me and how I will fight with everything I have to make sure that I walk out of Sovereign as the two thousand eleven Gladiator but I don’t need too….”
He smirks as he stares into the camera. That look in his eye seems to take you through each and every battle that he has gone through and the things he did to make sure he won.
“Because I’m Steve Awesome…..and you already know I will.”
He throws them up.
“Deuces.”
We fade back in to the unraveling situation between Steve, Todd and Crystal and Steve Awesome and Todd Williams are in each other’s faces, nose to nose. Crystal stands beside them hoping that nothing crazy happens between them, but she’s also just a little stoked that there are two men fighting over her.
“Come on you guys…you don’t have to do this.”
But they weren’t listening. Steve and Todd were already possessed by there male instincts and that instantly turns them into two dogs fighting over a bush.
“Would you mind telling me what you were doing with your hands on my wife?”
Steve’s smirks cocks to the side and the arrogance finds it’s way back to the front.
“Would you like me to draw you a diagram?
The usually easy going Todd Williams looked like he was about two seconds from going Berserker’s rage on the Face of the Franchise. He pokes him in the chest as he speaks, and it was kind of hard too…Todd is a gamer.
“Whatever you were planning on doing, you better come up with a new plan. Crystal is my wife, and you can’t just come into another mans hotel room and try and get up on her. I don’t know who in the hell you think you are but I-”
Steve cuts him off right there with a nineties style “talk to the hand.”
“Wait a minute….I got a question….who in the hell do you think….”
Steve pokes Todd in his chest and it was equally hard. Steve has pleasured a lot of ladies.
“..YOU are….putting your hands on me.”
Todd chuckles to himself like “oh no you didn’t.”
“Who do I think I am? You wanna know who I think I am?”
You know he’s going to say it. He takes a step forward, eliminating the rest of the space between Steve and himself. He was just as close as his wife was a few moments ago, only this time it was for a completely different reason.
“I’M TODD WILLIAMS, BITCH!”
Steve responds back with a hearty chuckle. He takes a moment to wipe the bead of spit that flew out of Todd’s mouth when he said it.
“oh okay…..well I’M trying to bang your wife. Ya mind?”
Todd’s lip snarls and he hauls his fist back and swings a punch but Steve manages to duck it and get behind him. Todd spins around and tries to go after him but Crystal gets in the middle of it.
“ENOUGH you two! Stop it right now!
Todd tries to plead with her.
“Yeah, but he-”
But Crystal wasn’t having it.
“I said enough Todd! Steve was just leaving.”
She walks over to the door and opens it and Steve looks at her like a kid looks at there mother when she tells them to eat there veggies.
“Are you serious?
She nods reluctantly.
“I’m sorry Steve….I mean he is my husband after all. I just….I just think it would be better if we didn’t see each other anymore.”
He sneers at her. I guess anger was his defense to the pain.
“Fine…..whatever…..”
And with Steve takes off down the hall. Crystal shuts the door behind her and even though she did the right thing, she didn’t feel any better. She walks into another room and closes the door behind her. Todd just slumps down on the couch and mutters obscenities about Steve Awesome under his breath.
Fade.