Post by bukkake on Jan 25, 2008 20:46:51 GMT -6
You know something Rocky, god can't beleive your parents gave you such a manly name for some odd reason.
It's strange that you have been quiet, I'm sure there would of been some room to talk with reportly how small Ricky Johnson weiner is, while it's being forced into your mouth, I also heard the rumor you used to handle for of them at a time, and still managed to speak somehow.
But I think I know what it is.
You've been watching way too much Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3D recently, in getting ready for our match, I've been watching alot of video lately as well. One was called Flesh Hunter starring someone like you named Jenna Haze except with a more solid looking jaw that doesn't look like a box.
While you still have some time left to speak your mind, and shamessly plug time on your boyfriend promo like I know you will do, I have been preparing, studying your human race, espically the ladies that Bukkake Man enjoy so much, can I ask you something?
From most of the movies I've seen to study what is being called females, why is it that you always get impaled, sometimes even by more then thing mushroom looking stick thingy. It doesn't seem like you're that dangerous, outside of the crabs that I have recovered from.
I have made preparations, thanks to the good people at the Trojan condom company, who are preparing my ring attire for this sunday. Yes Bukkake Man will be wrapped head to toe in a rubber latex glove, or what is called on your planet a condom, I had to take extreme measures like this, because I know exactly who you are.
Your treachery will not fool me Rocky...If that even your real name.
I know what you and Ricky must be planning, you try to soak us in into your life of pop punk and emo music, try to make us feel touched by your heart warming moment when Ricky saved you some another human, the only human in that picture at the time, I know your deep dark secret Rocky...
You're not taking over this planet, You couldn't combat humans and that is laughable, but understandable, I will reveal to the world, who both of you are.
*****Bukkake Man grabs a drum and begins to beat on it*****
Crab People...Crab People, walk like crabs, look like people...CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE
Rocky, I still wait to see if if you actually answer me, i don't know maybe you're too busy planning your people road to domination over the planet, maybe you are feeling the Chicken Chokers being unleashed upon you, maybe you even feel the distance that the Bukkake Cannon has, either way, I'm going to leave you...with something that is Chewy....That Is Crunchy....That is Cheesy.....and that is melty...I assure you, it doesn't cost a buck fourty nine.
So say something carrier of the crabs, tell me how you're going to give me a taste of Reality....It's not going to happen.
BECAUSE REALITY IS A SANDWICH I DID NOT ORDER!!!!
Respect
It's strange that you have been quiet, I'm sure there would of been some room to talk with reportly how small Ricky Johnson weiner is, while it's being forced into your mouth, I also heard the rumor you used to handle for of them at a time, and still managed to speak somehow.
But I think I know what it is.
You've been watching way too much Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3D recently, in getting ready for our match, I've been watching alot of video lately as well. One was called Flesh Hunter starring someone like you named Jenna Haze except with a more solid looking jaw that doesn't look like a box.
While you still have some time left to speak your mind, and shamessly plug time on your boyfriend promo like I know you will do, I have been preparing, studying your human race, espically the ladies that Bukkake Man enjoy so much, can I ask you something?
From most of the movies I've seen to study what is being called females, why is it that you always get impaled, sometimes even by more then thing mushroom looking stick thingy. It doesn't seem like you're that dangerous, outside of the crabs that I have recovered from.
I have made preparations, thanks to the good people at the Trojan condom company, who are preparing my ring attire for this sunday. Yes Bukkake Man will be wrapped head to toe in a rubber latex glove, or what is called on your planet a condom, I had to take extreme measures like this, because I know exactly who you are.
Your treachery will not fool me Rocky...If that even your real name.
I know what you and Ricky must be planning, you try to soak us in into your life of pop punk and emo music, try to make us feel touched by your heart warming moment when Ricky saved you some another human, the only human in that picture at the time, I know your deep dark secret Rocky...
You're not taking over this planet, You couldn't combat humans and that is laughable, but understandable, I will reveal to the world, who both of you are.
*****Bukkake Man grabs a drum and begins to beat on it*****
Crab People...Crab People, walk like crabs, look like people...CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE
Rocky, I still wait to see if if you actually answer me, i don't know maybe you're too busy planning your people road to domination over the planet, maybe you are feeling the Chicken Chokers being unleashed upon you, maybe you even feel the distance that the Bukkake Cannon has, either way, I'm going to leave you...with something that is Chewy....That Is Crunchy....That is Cheesy.....and that is melty...I assure you, it doesn't cost a buck fourty nine.
So say something carrier of the crabs, tell me how you're going to give me a taste of Reality....It's not going to happen.
BECAUSE REALITY IS A SANDWICH I DID NOT ORDER!!!!
Respect
