Post by Mr.Showtime on Jun 14, 2008 21:14:28 GMT -6
The Scene opens up with a flashy montage of Mr.showtime, it's displaying his maginificent actions inside and outside the ring. The theme song is "famous" by puddle of mudd and as it plays in the background The Announcer begins to speak.
The Announcer: Welcome to the first ever exciting episode and number one source of wrestling insider information The Showcase. Now ladies and gentlemen here is your host Mr.Showtime.
The camera cuts to a desk where Mr.Showtime sits. Behind him are many monitors displying his past matches in nCw. The theme song cuts off.
Mr.Showtime: Welcome fans of the great sport we call wrestling. I am Mr.Showtime but you already know that. This is my brand new show The Showcase. With this show I promise to bring you the first look of all the that is going on in nCw. I'll give you a tail of the tape of all my matches, which will be unbiased and a professional oppinions based upon analysist results.
Mr.Showtime turns to look at camera three.
Mr.Showtime: But first I would like to address rumors of my open challenge I issued last week. It appears no one has got the courage to take me up on my offer. So to assure you my adoring fanbase that you will see Mr.Showtime always facing top quality opponents. If no superstar on the roster takes up my challenge by Thursday, the door will be closed, I will choose someone myself. With that said let's move on to my match this sunday on Wired.
Mr.Showtime turns to camera one.
Mr.Showtime: It appears once again that nCw is willing to put their rating in jeopardy, by not putting me on the card this sunday at picture perfect but deciding to keep me in the dark on Wired. But fear not, the Showtime website camera crew will be there and my match will once again be available on my website for viewing. And ths is one you won't want to miss as justin marsham finally steps in the ring against me, after dissapearing off the card mysteriously weeks ago. and as an added bonus newcomer mat kahne will be there too, making this match a triple threat match featuring the best rising talent in nCw.
Mr.Showtime turns to camera two there is a picture of justin marsham over his left shoulder on the moniter behind him.
Mr.Showtime: Let's discuss my opponents now. First up Justin Marhsam. I've decided not to waste my breathe, by coming up with anything new to say about him on this guy, on fear that he might once again run away from wrestling me. So i just decided to simply play the clip of when I first discuss him to my trusted associates on May, 13th.
The screen begins to show the scene inside MR.Showtime's limo
The Announcer: What about Justin Marsham? He has credentials and a lot of background experience in the ring.
Mr. Showtime: What, you mean I don't? I'll remind I have well over a decade of experience myself. I don't know where you've been all that time, probably a little too friendly with the donut cart, but I was busting my ass to get to where I am. Being this good, doesn't just happen overnight. So, let me tell -you- something about Justin Marsham's credentials. They don't matter. Not to me, not to anyone. Everything he's ever talked about in his past, has been done in the minor leagues. This is nCw. Here, you play with the big boys. He considers himself to be a technical genius, and I won't take that away from him, because he is. He is just only the technical genius of the "short bus" federations. His brand of retard logic will be nothing compared to my technical wizardry in the ring. Mix in a couple weapons and the kid's got nothing, not even a prayer.
The Scene comes back to the studio.
Mr.Showtime: There maybe no weapons this time justin marshamellow but while you were dodging being put on the card I was honing my craft and you still don't have a prayer.
The Picture changes to a photo of Matt kahne.
Mr.Showtime: My next opponent is the newbie Matt kahne. I don't have much information on this kid but I do have this rare indy photage of him.
The Screen begins to show a match with Matt Kahne vs. some local guy. The match comes to a a quick close when MAtt hits the "force ten"(rko) on him. and then the scene goes back to the studio.
Mr. Showtime: Wow. That move looks very familiar. That looks an aweful lot like my Blockbuster (rko). And really all I can say is I'm flattered but you're going to need a lot more than ripping off my moves in order to beat me.But I'll do you a favor, I'm going to spare you the usual garbage the rest of the roster says to newbies about earning your way and how I'm going to make sure you're "never the same again". Or whatever other insignifcent comments John "Antman" Anthony rambles on about. If you want to make a name for yourself you can go right ahead and do it, you're just going to have to start next week.
Mr.Showtime turns to camera 3 There is a picture of himself justin, and matt.
Mr.Showtime: Now for a comparison. This rating system is based on 3 categories, Charisma, Talent, and that ever elusive "IT" factor that dictates if your going to make it in this business. this is a one to five star rating system five stars being the best let us begin. These rating are mde by the academy of wrestling and are completely umbiased.
Justin-Charisma: ** Talent: * "It":** Overall:**
Matt- Charisma:* Talent:* "It": * Overall:*
Mr.Showtime: Charisma:***** Talent:***** "IT":***** Overall:*****
Mr.Showtime: Well there you have it folks and that will do it for this weeks edition of The Showcase. We'll see you next week.
Director: and ...cut good job MR.S.
Mr.Showtime: Of course it was.
Mr.Showtime gets up from his desk and walks towards the exit of the studio where his associate The Announcer is waiting for him.
The Announcer: Justin Marshmellow was the best yoiu could come up with?
Mr.Showtime: Tell them to edit that out.
Mr.Showtime walks out the door toawrds his and the scene fades to black
The Announcer: Welcome to the first ever exciting episode and number one source of wrestling insider information The Showcase. Now ladies and gentlemen here is your host Mr.Showtime.
The camera cuts to a desk where Mr.Showtime sits. Behind him are many monitors displying his past matches in nCw. The theme song cuts off.
Mr.Showtime: Welcome fans of the great sport we call wrestling. I am Mr.Showtime but you already know that. This is my brand new show The Showcase. With this show I promise to bring you the first look of all the that is going on in nCw. I'll give you a tail of the tape of all my matches, which will be unbiased and a professional oppinions based upon analysist results.
Mr.Showtime turns to look at camera three.
Mr.Showtime: But first I would like to address rumors of my open challenge I issued last week. It appears no one has got the courage to take me up on my offer. So to assure you my adoring fanbase that you will see Mr.Showtime always facing top quality opponents. If no superstar on the roster takes up my challenge by Thursday, the door will be closed, I will choose someone myself. With that said let's move on to my match this sunday on Wired.
Mr.Showtime turns to camera one.
Mr.Showtime: It appears once again that nCw is willing to put their rating in jeopardy, by not putting me on the card this sunday at picture perfect but deciding to keep me in the dark on Wired. But fear not, the Showtime website camera crew will be there and my match will once again be available on my website for viewing. And ths is one you won't want to miss as justin marsham finally steps in the ring against me, after dissapearing off the card mysteriously weeks ago. and as an added bonus newcomer mat kahne will be there too, making this match a triple threat match featuring the best rising talent in nCw.
Mr.Showtime turns to camera two there is a picture of justin marsham over his left shoulder on the moniter behind him.
Mr.Showtime: Let's discuss my opponents now. First up Justin Marhsam. I've decided not to waste my breathe, by coming up with anything new to say about him on this guy, on fear that he might once again run away from wrestling me. So i just decided to simply play the clip of when I first discuss him to my trusted associates on May, 13th.
The screen begins to show the scene inside MR.Showtime's limo
The Announcer: What about Justin Marsham? He has credentials and a lot of background experience in the ring.
Mr. Showtime: What, you mean I don't? I'll remind I have well over a decade of experience myself. I don't know where you've been all that time, probably a little too friendly with the donut cart, but I was busting my ass to get to where I am. Being this good, doesn't just happen overnight. So, let me tell -you- something about Justin Marsham's credentials. They don't matter. Not to me, not to anyone. Everything he's ever talked about in his past, has been done in the minor leagues. This is nCw. Here, you play with the big boys. He considers himself to be a technical genius, and I won't take that away from him, because he is. He is just only the technical genius of the "short bus" federations. His brand of retard logic will be nothing compared to my technical wizardry in the ring. Mix in a couple weapons and the kid's got nothing, not even a prayer.
The Scene comes back to the studio.
Mr.Showtime: There maybe no weapons this time justin marshamellow but while you were dodging being put on the card I was honing my craft and you still don't have a prayer.
The Picture changes to a photo of Matt kahne.
Mr.Showtime: My next opponent is the newbie Matt kahne. I don't have much information on this kid but I do have this rare indy photage of him.
The Screen begins to show a match with Matt Kahne vs. some local guy. The match comes to a a quick close when MAtt hits the "force ten"(rko) on him. and then the scene goes back to the studio.
Mr. Showtime: Wow. That move looks very familiar. That looks an aweful lot like my Blockbuster (rko). And really all I can say is I'm flattered but you're going to need a lot more than ripping off my moves in order to beat me.But I'll do you a favor, I'm going to spare you the usual garbage the rest of the roster says to newbies about earning your way and how I'm going to make sure you're "never the same again". Or whatever other insignifcent comments John "Antman" Anthony rambles on about. If you want to make a name for yourself you can go right ahead and do it, you're just going to have to start next week.
Mr.Showtime turns to camera 3 There is a picture of himself justin, and matt.
Mr.Showtime: Now for a comparison. This rating system is based on 3 categories, Charisma, Talent, and that ever elusive "IT" factor that dictates if your going to make it in this business. this is a one to five star rating system five stars being the best let us begin. These rating are mde by the academy of wrestling and are completely umbiased.
Justin-Charisma: ** Talent: * "It":** Overall:**
Matt- Charisma:* Talent:* "It": * Overall:*
Mr.Showtime: Charisma:***** Talent:***** "IT":***** Overall:*****
Mr.Showtime: Well there you have it folks and that will do it for this weeks edition of The Showcase. We'll see you next week.
Director: and ...cut good job MR.S.
Mr.Showtime: Of course it was.
Mr.Showtime gets up from his desk and walks towards the exit of the studio where his associate The Announcer is waiting for him.
The Announcer: Justin Marshmellow was the best yoiu could come up with?
Mr.Showtime: Tell them to edit that out.
Mr.Showtime walks out the door toawrds his and the scene fades to black