Post by Joe Everyman on Jun 14, 2008 22:24:41 GMT -6
The scene opens up inside of the Joe Everyman locker room. Water can be heard running in the bathroom. As the camera moves across the room, it zooms down on the couch. Joe Everyman is laying across the couch, as Scotty is laying his back with his feet up on the end of the couch. Amber Williams is sitting Indian style next to Scotty, looking down at him. Joe seems to be breathing fairly heavily. Scotty doesn't seem to be moving...or awake for the matter. Amber is the only one who is fully awake. She starts leaning back and looks at the bathroom door. She lets out a sigh as she sits back up.
Amber Williams: Gah...I wish she would hurry up.
Joe Everyman: Now now Amber, you can't rush these things.
Amber Williams: Yes I know...but when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Scotty finally breaks his dead-like state.
Scotty Callaway: Jurrasic Park!
Joe Everyman: Very good.
Amber Williams: I need to start picking harder quotes.
Joe Everyman: It's no use, he knows everything about every movie ever made.
Scotty Callaway: It's true...that's why it's such a bad idea to play that game with me.
Joe Everyman: Yeah...I've only gotten my ass kicked at it for the past three years.
Scotty Callaway: Damn right you have!
Joe Everyman: Maybe if you and Amber actually did "couple" stuff, you wouldn't have all this useless movie knowledge...
Scotty Callaway: Yeah, well that's how you got into the pred...
Joe quickly cuts Scotty off.
Joe Everyman: No...
Scotty Callaway: But...
Joe Everyman: I said no.
Scotty sighs.
Scotty Callaway: ...fine
Joe Everyman: Thank you.
Amber Williams: How is the going by the way?
Joe Everyman: As of now...I have no idea...I just know what could have caused it.
Scotty Callaway: Well no s**t...you did go to high school after all.
Joe Everyman: Yep...everything you need to know about life, you can learn in high school.
Amber Williams: Is that a good thing?
Joe Everyman: Oh yeah, Miss Private School.
Scotty Callaway: Hey now, Maria did the same thing.
Joe Everyman: Yeah I know...but it's not my wife I make fun of...it's yours.
Scotty Callaway: Yeah yeah yeah...
Scotty then finally gets up.
Scotty Callaway: You see Amber, it was alot like this...
Scotty then jumps off of the ground and basically spears Joe on the couch.
Scotty Callaway: Take this you bastard.
Scotty grabs a pillow and puts it over Joe's head. Joe starts kicking his feet as hard as he can, to get Scotty off. He just keeps pushing. Scotty finally relieves the pressure as Joe quickly breathes in.
Joe Everyman: YOU FUC...
Scotty quickly slams the pillow back down. Amber starts giggling.
Amber Williams: Now now boys, we don't need another Chris Benoit on our hands.
The room falls silent for a few moments.
Amber Williams: Too soon?
Scotty Callaway: No...I think Joe is dead.
Amber Williams: Oh my god!
Joe then kicks up and hits Scotty in the back of the head. He then sits up and sits on Joe's stomach.
Scotty Callaway: Cheating bastard...
Joe then throws the pillow off of his head.
Joe Everyman: Hey now, you started it.
Scotty Callaway: Pfft
The doors then slowly swings open, and in walks Chad Lights. He stops quickly and looks at the couch.
Chad Lights: Why, isn't it the happy couple...oh, hi Amber.
Scotty Callaway: Scrubs!
Joe then pushes Scotty onto the carpet infront of the couch.
Joe Everyman: TV shows too?!
Scotty Callaway: I know all!
Amber just shakes her head.
Joe then stands up and walks over to Chad. They shake hands and Chad looks at his clipboard.
Chad Lights: Seems to me like you have an interview lined up?
Joe Everyman: Yeah, and I'm ready whenever you are.
Chad Lights: Alright...well, wanna do it right here?
Joe Everyman: Sure, I'm waiting for someone anyway.
Chad Lights: Ok...let's just do it aganist this wall. Our fans deserve good lighting.
Scotty and Amber, at the same time, face-palm themselves. Joe just laughs and moves to his spot. Chad flips through a paper on his clipboard and just shakes his head. He then gets the GO signal, and off he goes.
Chad Lights: Hello nCw nation! Chad Lights here with former nCw National Champion and nCw Xtreme Champion, Joe Everyman. He has a chance this coming Sunday at nCw's next pay per view, Picture Perfect, to win back the nCw National Championship. Thank you for joining me today.
Joe Everyman: Thanks for having me Chad.
Chad Lights: This Sunday at Picture Perfect, you face your, what alot of our fans would say, rival in a match for the nCw National Championship...a very prestegous championship here. My question is...what are your thoughts on the match itself and the stipulations added to it?
Joe Everyman: Well...the match set up is perfect...JFK and I haven't had a normal, one on one match since our times in the XHF. We've had two matches in the past, under singles rules, and they were both for JFK's championship at the time, the XHF European Championship. I lost the first match, and then lost again in a Submission match the next week. So...to say the least, JFK had the upper hand at the time. Then we locked up again in those two Triple Threats for the nCw National Championship, with me defending in both...losing one of those times. So, easily said enough...JFK and I know eachother's in and outs in the ring. We know eachother's styles better than anyone else and we know exactly what to expect. So...I guess alot of people I've talked to think this is ganna steal the show, even with the nCw World Heavyweight Championship match after us. We are just a warmup for the main event, and I'm fine with that. I know JFK and I will steal the show...with yours truly walking out with the National title over my shoulder.
Joe pauses for a second to catch his breath.
Joe Everyman: Now, like I said, I believe these stipulations work in my favor. I know JFK knows his way around a steel chair, but most of his "hardcore" experience comes from beating the bejesus out of his defensless brother. JFK would attack MGK, his brother, with no remorse...usually with some sort of weaponary. So his experences is limited to say the least. And I also think that, even if James doesn't admit it...I believe the both of us wanted these stipulations to be put onto our match. JFK and myself want to beat the hell out of eachother...match or not, we want it and we need it. We have to prove to eachother and to every one else of one simple question...who is better...Joe Everyman or James Franklin Karn? Simple question enough...but him, nor I, can solve it. We keep coming back for me...and I believe we will finally finish it this Sunday at Picture Perfect. I mean, the title fits us best...Picture...Perfect. For James and I, this is the picture perfect match. Perfect set up for the perfect collision. No rules, no regrets, no holding back and for two things...Pride and the nCw National Championship. And I know I'll walk out the better man once and for all!
Chad Lights: You really believe JFK feels the same way?
Joe Everyman: Of course I do...I know how much bad blood is between him and I. JFK wants to beat in my face and I want to do the same to him...and what does the nCw management do? They allow us to freely use whatever weapons we damn well please. It's no rules...no holds barred! Anything goes...for the biggest prize we can get our hands on. It's perfect...but that perfection will not last for JFK. Just because he beat me before and in that last Triple Threat doesn't mean he is still better than me. See...JFK is looking at the past. And to tell you the truth...I am too. But I am looking at the positives, while he is looking at the negatives. I look at what I've done...I beat Jack Manson to win the nCw National Championship, I've beaten Dark Phophet, I've beaten both JFK and John Anthony in a Triple Threat, I've beaten Mark Evil countless times...and I've beaten Milo Holland in what may have been the biggest win of my whole career. And yet all JFK looks at is when he beat me over a year ago in the XHF and when he won his Triple Threat...and those don't effect me. I knew I was going in as the underdog in that match purely because it was my second Triple Threat defense aganist the same guys, and I came up short...simple as that. Coming up short is just something I will not allow this Sunday.
Chad Lights: Do you believe this will be the final chapter in the Everyman - JFK war?
Joe Everyman: It's just like what I said last night in that park while I waited for Maria and these guys to get there...with no rules and falls counting anywhere...I can't think of a better way to settle it. I do believe the man who wins this match can easily say he is the best and always be. JFK and I haven't had a singles match in over a year, and it's about damn time we did. JFK and I let this build up for too long...and we let it build up to beyond critical...it's going to explode. And it's about damn time it happens...this Sunday, the bomb will go off. JFK and my aggression towards eachother will finally hit full force. And only man will be left standing...it's like American versus Germany in World War two...one will fall, one will rise...it's impossible for one to come out ok. JFK and I will push ourselves and eachother to the breaking point and until we crack...and when one finally does, the other will fall over them for the one...two...three. And I know for damn sure it will be...when I stand over James' broken and bloody body, I will finally feel like myself again...when I rise up the nCw National Championship, I will finally know that I am finally better than JFK...my biggest rival to date.
Chad Lights: Do you have any closing words for JFK?
Joe Everyman: Yeah...
Joe slowly turns towards the camera.
Joe Everyman: See JFK...this will be your final hour of greatness. After this Sunday, you won't have legs to stand on, and if I have anything to do with it, those legs will be broken. With falls count anywhere, no DQ and no rules...I know how easily I can hurt you. I can drag you all over the damn arena and finally put you in your place...and with any luck, the hospital too. Cause you see JFK...if I were to take your life...I would feel no remorse...no sorrow. I take life very seriously, but at the same time...yours is worthless to me. You've been worthless to me since I met you...ever since you began your run in the XHF, you have been no more than a blade of grass to me. And I am more than ready to cut you down...James, this has been waiting for too long. I have had to hold back in the past because I could get disqualified...but now it's a different story. Now I can inflict upon you great pain...as I have wanted to. JFK, I'm ganna take that smirk right off of your face...wither it be with a steel chair, a ladder or whatever the hell else I can find...you won't be looking the same. I promise you this JFK...hell, I promise this to the whole damn world...I will beat you to within an inch of his life and I WILL become the nCw National Champion for a second time. JFK...this is war, and it's hit it's final battle. Just like America and Russia invading Berlin in the spring of nineteen fourty five...you will crumble under my will. No matter who is involved...all wars come to an end...and ours will end this Sunday. JFK...no remorse, no holding back...because God knows that's what will come from my side in full force. You will leave Picture Perfect a broken man...and I will leave with the nCw National Championship around my waist...JFK...this...is...war!
Joe stops talking just as the bathroom door finally opens. Maria slowly walks out and looks up at the room. Joe takes a step forward and looks on in antisipation.
Maria Williams: Joe...
Joe Everyman: Yes?
Maria Williams: ...I'm pregnant
The feed quickly shuts off to black. Then a message slowly appears on the screen.
The quote fades out as it goes to static.
Amber Williams: Gah...I wish she would hurry up.
Joe Everyman: Now now Amber, you can't rush these things.
Amber Williams: Yes I know...but when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Scotty finally breaks his dead-like state.
Scotty Callaway: Jurrasic Park!
Joe Everyman: Very good.
Amber Williams: I need to start picking harder quotes.
Joe Everyman: It's no use, he knows everything about every movie ever made.
Scotty Callaway: It's true...that's why it's such a bad idea to play that game with me.
Joe Everyman: Yeah...I've only gotten my ass kicked at it for the past three years.
Scotty Callaway: Damn right you have!
Joe Everyman: Maybe if you and Amber actually did "couple" stuff, you wouldn't have all this useless movie knowledge...
Scotty Callaway: Yeah, well that's how you got into the pred...
Joe quickly cuts Scotty off.
Joe Everyman: No...
Scotty Callaway: But...
Joe Everyman: I said no.
Scotty sighs.
Scotty Callaway: ...fine
Joe Everyman: Thank you.
Amber Williams: How is the going by the way?
Joe Everyman: As of now...I have no idea...I just know what could have caused it.
Scotty Callaway: Well no s**t...you did go to high school after all.
Joe Everyman: Yep...everything you need to know about life, you can learn in high school.
Amber Williams: Is that a good thing?
Joe Everyman: Oh yeah, Miss Private School.
Scotty Callaway: Hey now, Maria did the same thing.
Joe Everyman: Yeah I know...but it's not my wife I make fun of...it's yours.
Scotty Callaway: Yeah yeah yeah...
Scotty then finally gets up.
Scotty Callaway: You see Amber, it was alot like this...
Scotty then jumps off of the ground and basically spears Joe on the couch.
Scotty Callaway: Take this you bastard.
Scotty grabs a pillow and puts it over Joe's head. Joe starts kicking his feet as hard as he can, to get Scotty off. He just keeps pushing. Scotty finally relieves the pressure as Joe quickly breathes in.
Joe Everyman: YOU FUC...
Scotty quickly slams the pillow back down. Amber starts giggling.
Amber Williams: Now now boys, we don't need another Chris Benoit on our hands.
The room falls silent for a few moments.
Amber Williams: Too soon?
Scotty Callaway: No...I think Joe is dead.
Amber Williams: Oh my god!
Joe then kicks up and hits Scotty in the back of the head. He then sits up and sits on Joe's stomach.
Scotty Callaway: Cheating bastard...
Joe then throws the pillow off of his head.
Joe Everyman: Hey now, you started it.
Scotty Callaway: Pfft
The doors then slowly swings open, and in walks Chad Lights. He stops quickly and looks at the couch.
Chad Lights: Why, isn't it the happy couple...oh, hi Amber.
Scotty Callaway: Scrubs!
Joe then pushes Scotty onto the carpet infront of the couch.
Joe Everyman: TV shows too?!
Scotty Callaway: I know all!
Amber just shakes her head.
Joe then stands up and walks over to Chad. They shake hands and Chad looks at his clipboard.
Chad Lights: Seems to me like you have an interview lined up?
Joe Everyman: Yeah, and I'm ready whenever you are.
Chad Lights: Alright...well, wanna do it right here?
Joe Everyman: Sure, I'm waiting for someone anyway.
Chad Lights: Ok...let's just do it aganist this wall. Our fans deserve good lighting.
Scotty and Amber, at the same time, face-palm themselves. Joe just laughs and moves to his spot. Chad flips through a paper on his clipboard and just shakes his head. He then gets the GO signal, and off he goes.
Chad Lights: Hello nCw nation! Chad Lights here with former nCw National Champion and nCw Xtreme Champion, Joe Everyman. He has a chance this coming Sunday at nCw's next pay per view, Picture Perfect, to win back the nCw National Championship. Thank you for joining me today.
Joe Everyman: Thanks for having me Chad.
Chad Lights: This Sunday at Picture Perfect, you face your, what alot of our fans would say, rival in a match for the nCw National Championship...a very prestegous championship here. My question is...what are your thoughts on the match itself and the stipulations added to it?
Joe Everyman: Well...the match set up is perfect...JFK and I haven't had a normal, one on one match since our times in the XHF. We've had two matches in the past, under singles rules, and they were both for JFK's championship at the time, the XHF European Championship. I lost the first match, and then lost again in a Submission match the next week. So...to say the least, JFK had the upper hand at the time. Then we locked up again in those two Triple Threats for the nCw National Championship, with me defending in both...losing one of those times. So, easily said enough...JFK and I know eachother's in and outs in the ring. We know eachother's styles better than anyone else and we know exactly what to expect. So...I guess alot of people I've talked to think this is ganna steal the show, even with the nCw World Heavyweight Championship match after us. We are just a warmup for the main event, and I'm fine with that. I know JFK and I will steal the show...with yours truly walking out with the National title over my shoulder.
Joe pauses for a second to catch his breath.
Joe Everyman: Now, like I said, I believe these stipulations work in my favor. I know JFK knows his way around a steel chair, but most of his "hardcore" experience comes from beating the bejesus out of his defensless brother. JFK would attack MGK, his brother, with no remorse...usually with some sort of weaponary. So his experences is limited to say the least. And I also think that, even if James doesn't admit it...I believe the both of us wanted these stipulations to be put onto our match. JFK and myself want to beat the hell out of eachother...match or not, we want it and we need it. We have to prove to eachother and to every one else of one simple question...who is better...Joe Everyman or James Franklin Karn? Simple question enough...but him, nor I, can solve it. We keep coming back for me...and I believe we will finally finish it this Sunday at Picture Perfect. I mean, the title fits us best...Picture...Perfect. For James and I, this is the picture perfect match. Perfect set up for the perfect collision. No rules, no regrets, no holding back and for two things...Pride and the nCw National Championship. And I know I'll walk out the better man once and for all!
Chad Lights: You really believe JFK feels the same way?
Joe Everyman: Of course I do...I know how much bad blood is between him and I. JFK wants to beat in my face and I want to do the same to him...and what does the nCw management do? They allow us to freely use whatever weapons we damn well please. It's no rules...no holds barred! Anything goes...for the biggest prize we can get our hands on. It's perfect...but that perfection will not last for JFK. Just because he beat me before and in that last Triple Threat doesn't mean he is still better than me. See...JFK is looking at the past. And to tell you the truth...I am too. But I am looking at the positives, while he is looking at the negatives. I look at what I've done...I beat Jack Manson to win the nCw National Championship, I've beaten Dark Phophet, I've beaten both JFK and John Anthony in a Triple Threat, I've beaten Mark Evil countless times...and I've beaten Milo Holland in what may have been the biggest win of my whole career. And yet all JFK looks at is when he beat me over a year ago in the XHF and when he won his Triple Threat...and those don't effect me. I knew I was going in as the underdog in that match purely because it was my second Triple Threat defense aganist the same guys, and I came up short...simple as that. Coming up short is just something I will not allow this Sunday.
Chad Lights: Do you believe this will be the final chapter in the Everyman - JFK war?
Joe Everyman: It's just like what I said last night in that park while I waited for Maria and these guys to get there...with no rules and falls counting anywhere...I can't think of a better way to settle it. I do believe the man who wins this match can easily say he is the best and always be. JFK and I haven't had a singles match in over a year, and it's about damn time we did. JFK and I let this build up for too long...and we let it build up to beyond critical...it's going to explode. And it's about damn time it happens...this Sunday, the bomb will go off. JFK and my aggression towards eachother will finally hit full force. And only man will be left standing...it's like American versus Germany in World War two...one will fall, one will rise...it's impossible for one to come out ok. JFK and I will push ourselves and eachother to the breaking point and until we crack...and when one finally does, the other will fall over them for the one...two...three. And I know for damn sure it will be...when I stand over James' broken and bloody body, I will finally feel like myself again...when I rise up the nCw National Championship, I will finally know that I am finally better than JFK...my biggest rival to date.
Chad Lights: Do you have any closing words for JFK?
Joe Everyman: Yeah...
Joe slowly turns towards the camera.
Joe Everyman: See JFK...this will be your final hour of greatness. After this Sunday, you won't have legs to stand on, and if I have anything to do with it, those legs will be broken. With falls count anywhere, no DQ and no rules...I know how easily I can hurt you. I can drag you all over the damn arena and finally put you in your place...and with any luck, the hospital too. Cause you see JFK...if I were to take your life...I would feel no remorse...no sorrow. I take life very seriously, but at the same time...yours is worthless to me. You've been worthless to me since I met you...ever since you began your run in the XHF, you have been no more than a blade of grass to me. And I am more than ready to cut you down...James, this has been waiting for too long. I have had to hold back in the past because I could get disqualified...but now it's a different story. Now I can inflict upon you great pain...as I have wanted to. JFK, I'm ganna take that smirk right off of your face...wither it be with a steel chair, a ladder or whatever the hell else I can find...you won't be looking the same. I promise you this JFK...hell, I promise this to the whole damn world...I will beat you to within an inch of his life and I WILL become the nCw National Champion for a second time. JFK...this is war, and it's hit it's final battle. Just like America and Russia invading Berlin in the spring of nineteen fourty five...you will crumble under my will. No matter who is involved...all wars come to an end...and ours will end this Sunday. JFK...no remorse, no holding back...because God knows that's what will come from my side in full force. You will leave Picture Perfect a broken man...and I will leave with the nCw National Championship around my waist...JFK...this...is...war!
Joe stops talking just as the bathroom door finally opens. Maria slowly walks out and looks up at the room. Joe takes a step forward and looks on in antisipation.
Maria Williams: Joe...
Joe Everyman: Yes?
Maria Williams: ...I'm pregnant
The feed quickly shuts off to black. Then a message slowly appears on the screen.
"There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There is nothing
good in war. Except its ending."
- Abraham Lincoln
good in war. Except its ending."
- Abraham Lincoln
The quote fades out as it goes to static.