Post by Frostbyte on Jul 18, 2008 9:46:39 GMT -6
[Our scene opens with a fade up into the Frozone. The ever familiar dry ice and blue lights combination is clearly seen, as the dry ice dissipates around the camera we see Frostbyte, sat in position right in front of the Camera. He is wearing a sleeveless Megadeth t-shirt today, along with his traditional aviator sunglasses. He is also holding his, as yet used in nCw, blue 'in case of emergency' baseballbat. He leans in towards the camera and begins]
Frostbyte: I can see a problem forming, I can see that it's gonna take more than a little determination to get by in this company! Philip Burns! You managed to humiliate me in my first ever match under the nCw roof! That I can not tolerate! not only did you reverse the Chill Factor but you also used that counter to beat me... wait, there are far more important matters to... wait, no, I got the Bukakke man or something like that to fight against!? Well either way I gotta get on it at some point but there's plenty of time for that. Mr Burns, I hope you don't think this is over, I know it was your legendary redebut but it was also my first impressions match! You will not beat me a second time and I'll tell you as to why, The fire may have melted the Ice this time but all you did was seal your own fate, if you melt too much ice over i fire the fire is still going to be put out whether it likes it or not, it is a self inflicted elemental suicide! Now I try my best to be a nice guy Burning but I will NOT let you get the better of me again! I will play fair, I will train hard, but let it be known Burning that I want you back in that ring, and I will get you. Trust me when I say I will make your blood.. run... cold.
[He stands up and begins pacing around to the back of the shot, he takes a couple of deep breaths as if to calm himself down, then proceeds back to his seated position in front of the camera]
Frostbyte: OK, excuse me, that just needed to be removed from my thoughts, I had to get it out of my head. So, Craven, it's me and you this week at Last Stand, I hope you know I'm going to need someone to take out my frustrations on right?.. So your walking into a big deal for yourself right now huh? Your first ever 'unmasked' match.. WOW!! the Bukakke man is gone. I hope you don't think that even means anything to me I mean come on, I've been here only 2 weeks now I never even heard of you until I got put in this match. I've got to congratulate you though my friend on getting rid of the stupid outfit and getting down to business. So congratulations Bookacky, on losing your sense of humour.
[He slouches back and sighs, glancing idly around the room before looking back to the camera]
Frostbyte: So, let's just sit back for a minute and see if 'the powers that be' have come up with any kind of lame irony in this match like they did with my debut, the match that caused me som many problems, I mean first off will try the same as last time.. Hmm I don't see anything suspicious about our names, they don't seem to conflict in any kind of strange comedy fashion.. wait just a minute... Craven Moorehead!! oh my god!!
[He laughs into his hands and bends over because of how funny whatever he's thinking is]
Frostbyte: Seriously!? THAT'S your real name?! Craven Moore-HEAD?! Aww jeez!! I gotta say it, I just gotta!!
[He takes a breath in an effort to contain the laughter he looks back up to the camera]
Frostbyte: The Bukakke Man IS REALLY Craving More Head!!!! AAAGGHHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA I Don't believe it!! WOW dude thankyou! You have cheered me up so much just from existing!! God I hope I find more people like you round here. Awesome, so anyway. I'm gonna get up on out of here and get back into the gym... psht... You ain't getting none from me.. ahahahaaaa, I'm sorry, phew, OK Yeah so.. I'm gone, I'm getting into the gym and I'm gonna train my ass off til sunday when the time comes where I make my epic Pay-per-view debut at last stand and whup you six times to next century and back in front of all those fans, The fans that fortunately didn't see the humiliation I suffered last week! Don't think I've forgotten you Burns! IS IT ME!? OR IS IT COOOLLLLLDD IN HEEEEERRRREEEE BBBRRRRBRRRRR!!!
[He mimicks being cold but with a big cheeky cheshire cat grin on his face before pushing a crazy grin into the lens as the camera fades out]
Frostbyte: I can see a problem forming, I can see that it's gonna take more than a little determination to get by in this company! Philip Burns! You managed to humiliate me in my first ever match under the nCw roof! That I can not tolerate! not only did you reverse the Chill Factor but you also used that counter to beat me... wait, there are far more important matters to... wait, no, I got the Bukakke man or something like that to fight against!? Well either way I gotta get on it at some point but there's plenty of time for that. Mr Burns, I hope you don't think this is over, I know it was your legendary redebut but it was also my first impressions match! You will not beat me a second time and I'll tell you as to why, The fire may have melted the Ice this time but all you did was seal your own fate, if you melt too much ice over i fire the fire is still going to be put out whether it likes it or not, it is a self inflicted elemental suicide! Now I try my best to be a nice guy Burning but I will NOT let you get the better of me again! I will play fair, I will train hard, but let it be known Burning that I want you back in that ring, and I will get you. Trust me when I say I will make your blood.. run... cold.
[He stands up and begins pacing around to the back of the shot, he takes a couple of deep breaths as if to calm himself down, then proceeds back to his seated position in front of the camera]
Frostbyte: OK, excuse me, that just needed to be removed from my thoughts, I had to get it out of my head. So, Craven, it's me and you this week at Last Stand, I hope you know I'm going to need someone to take out my frustrations on right?.. So your walking into a big deal for yourself right now huh? Your first ever 'unmasked' match.. WOW!! the Bukakke man is gone. I hope you don't think that even means anything to me I mean come on, I've been here only 2 weeks now I never even heard of you until I got put in this match. I've got to congratulate you though my friend on getting rid of the stupid outfit and getting down to business. So congratulations Bookacky, on losing your sense of humour.
[He slouches back and sighs, glancing idly around the room before looking back to the camera]
Frostbyte: So, let's just sit back for a minute and see if 'the powers that be' have come up with any kind of lame irony in this match like they did with my debut, the match that caused me som many problems, I mean first off will try the same as last time.. Hmm I don't see anything suspicious about our names, they don't seem to conflict in any kind of strange comedy fashion.. wait just a minute... Craven Moorehead!! oh my god!!
[He laughs into his hands and bends over because of how funny whatever he's thinking is]
Frostbyte: Seriously!? THAT'S your real name?! Craven Moore-HEAD?! Aww jeez!! I gotta say it, I just gotta!!
[He takes a breath in an effort to contain the laughter he looks back up to the camera]
Frostbyte: The Bukakke Man IS REALLY Craving More Head!!!! AAAGGHHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA I Don't believe it!! WOW dude thankyou! You have cheered me up so much just from existing!! God I hope I find more people like you round here. Awesome, so anyway. I'm gonna get up on out of here and get back into the gym... psht... You ain't getting none from me.. ahahahaaaa, I'm sorry, phew, OK Yeah so.. I'm gone, I'm getting into the gym and I'm gonna train my ass off til sunday when the time comes where I make my epic Pay-per-view debut at last stand and whup you six times to next century and back in front of all those fans, The fans that fortunately didn't see the humiliation I suffered last week! Don't think I've forgotten you Burns! IS IT ME!? OR IS IT COOOLLLLLDD IN HEEEEERRRREEEE BBBRRRRBRRRRR!!!
[He mimicks being cold but with a big cheeky cheshire cat grin on his face before pushing a crazy grin into the lens as the camera fades out]