Post by destroyyou555 on Jul 12, 2008 22:41:31 GMT -6
OMG LOL ROFL.
Thoses would be the words I would use, if I immediately did this reply after watching Kathy promo, I say that, because, she has mostly become the mouthpiece for that relationship, so I’ll refrain.
OMG LOL ROFL
Would be the words, I would use if I just replied to Steve Awesome promo about how he thinks I’m gay. Funny how we fail to negect the fact, you know, I screwed his girlfriend at the same time he screwed my wife, Hell we even made a video of the orgy, maybe if we forced it down people throats, like something went down the respected throats of Layla and Mercedes, like Brad Kane seems to be doing with his sex tape. Maybe I would just ignorge Steve, then again, I wish I could, but he’s the only person on his team, who makes a bit of sense.
I find such irony in the Ace’s statements, how a title belt doesn’t define him, and how he doesn’t want a title belt. I think people on the wrestling dirt sheets, know exactly how big of a lie that is Jacob, your whining behind the scenes hasn’t gone undocumented. People know exactly what you are, I won’t say it, because well, I’m not about to be wished well in future endeavors, or fined another fifty grand for breaking kayface, The money isn’t really a problem, it’s the three hours worth of lectures, I have to receive from Kelly, and when that bitch is angry, It’s not very fun, and sadly my dick hand hasn’t recovered quite yet, since she shoved me into a wall.
And that includes any sexual references for this promo, my usual fans, you should turn away now, because well, you’re not going to get a dose of entertainment that you come to expect from me. Or as someone who doesn’t even have a ounce of charisma in his body says, my complete unoriginanity.
Once again, I could point out the irony in that statement, consider, Spike, Lance, Manson, Awesome and Ortega all said the exact same thing about me before you did.
I guess when only six people out of thirty say it, It’s still original..I guess
Everyone always make that statement.
How I’m the same pop-culture, sexual reference whore that I always am, and am very onoriginal.
With the exception of saying, No, you’re not sending me to New Jersey a few times, I have always been original to a extent, sure I’m a dick and fart joke guy, one tends to get that when you hang around Kevin Smith a lot. I just laugh at your statement, as well as everything that just tried to resemble a promo that you done Ace.
Honestly, who the **** taught you how to cut a promo, did you end up taking interview lesions from Ken Pantara or something.
I know, you don’t know who that is, nor will you care. You should look him up, to figure out why everyone with a brain makes fun of your promos.
One, I’m not changing my style for you, because you don’t like it, I guess I could go lift some weights, have a dinner with a female, have countless boring dialogue that leaves the viewer as confused as Metal Gear Solid 2 Ending, I could do that, I seriously too, it’s not too hard to do what you do. You know what the different is between me and You is Ace? According to you, I’m unoriginal and boring, You’re entertaining, People like hating you, because you’re a evil bastard.
Do you want the real reality?
I’m going to give it too you, Hell, you could consider this shooting on you, I honestly don’t care asshole.
My promo style has gotten me over, when you were here for a six months and I was here for a month, I got more over then you, just based on my character. Because I can manage to get a real reaction from people.
That is the first different between us.
The second…I am a main eventer, and honestly I don’t even know what the **** I’m doing wasting my time talking to a *** damn mid carder, the Hardcore Holly of our promotion, You know who Bob Spark Plug Holly is, You know the guy, who is decent at best in the ring when he wants to be, could never get over, picks on the younger wrestlers, and thinks he is better then everyone else, when he done nothing of interest in his tenure in the Double Double E. Do you know what I’m getting at. Do I have to spell it out, and say words, I don’t know the meaning of, because I’m not from The United Kingdom? You’re nCw version of Bob Holly Bitch.
Three, I’ll throw out another name for you.
X-Pac, you know the guy who made a sex tape with Chyna, He had something about him, that made people hate him, it wasn’t because he was an asshole, it wasn’t because he was a druggie, it wasn’t even because he sucked in the ring, because the druggie had some talent, when his kliq friends wasn’t pulling the strings for him, It was because his character legimately sucked donkey dick and coined the phrase…X-Pac Heat.
Once again, if you need me to spell it out for you.
People aren’t booing you, because you’re great at being an asshole, I mean we got plenty of thoses here in nCw, they are booing you, because they want you to go somewhere and die, and never appear on their television again.
Honestly, I never want to see you again, you’ve never done anything for me, You half assed thru the mid-card uprising, and the only time you acknowledge the group, you tried to make yourself out to be.bigger then the entire group, like you know, you were better for everyone, and didn’t understand what it was all about, you know, getting the less experienced people like Joe Everyman and Angel over. You know what is sad, you could have been huge if you listen to me. But no, you had to be mister whiny dickhead, and do your own things, but Everyman and Angel listened to me, took everything in I had to say, and you know what is funny? Even they are higher of the totem pole then you, It must be a sad day in your world when Joe Everyman is consider to be better then you.
You say, I’m jealous because you roll with a bigger pack now in the Corporate Empire and I am jealous?
Do you know how many times, Kole Kaos has called me, asking to be apart of his group. You know, The Corporate Empire, honestly, Kole has been quite interested in having a real tag team in the ranks, not one being held together by Steve Awesome having to break his back each time you team together
I still laugh at you saying, The Smokin Aces are the best nCw Tag Team, because for a tag team to be good, they usually have to have you know, two members who are equally capable of backing each other up, and not just one of them, carrying the other, if you’re a little slow, and yes, I am saying you’re a retard, scratch that…that would be a insult to all the mentally challenged people in the world.
Steve Awesome is the only reason you were Tag Team Champion for the time you were, you know, it was that time, when everyone knew how Awesome Steve was, because you it was that time, when Steve was untouchable, and to a extent still is. But you Ace, are still the same, still floating in the lonely void known only as your career, where you botched more times, then Amy Dumas in a match against Jackie Gayda.
You have floundered more times in this promotion, and honestly, I wouldn’t be able to count how many times, you failed to go anywhere in this company, despite how much people think you’re capable of, and yet, somehow there is a great injustice in this world, because you still have a job.
And you shouldn’t have a job you goofy looking bastard. I guess the only real reason you have a job, is because when Kathy is on the screen talking like a cat, the ratings go up, from all the pot heads tuning in, stoned out of their minds, who will laugh at anything. I think they find the stupiditity of you two guys, to be enjoyable, maybe if I ended up a drug dealer, and smoking nine pounds of the reefer, maybe I would find you funny too.
Yes, be happy, I made a drug reference, which will cause Xavier Williams to go ape****, But knowing him, he just watched your promo as well, shot himself in the face with a shotgun, showcased some fighting spirit, no sold the blast to the face, Shot himself again, died, just so he could turn in his grave at how ****ing stupid you are Jacob.
By the Way Xavier, that is no jab at you, infact, I feel bad I even mentioned you and Ace in the same sentence, I just did you a great injustice.
Anyways, Yes, because you angered me into wanting to share the same fate as I describe for Mister Williams, You were saying, I’m jealous of not being in the corporate empire, Okay…Hello….There is three well known things about Trent Helms.
He has a huge heart and a never say die attitude.
He is the fastest being in New Championship Wrestling, Some Say The World.
He is generally a loner.
Okay, obviocusly everyone but you know this, then again, I guess your brain can’t compute anything other then, some saying that a eighty year old woman would say. I beat people, which in reality you don’t, because you have a below Five hundred record. And Three…I’m the best, no one is the better then me.
Excuse Me Felicia Duarte.
I know you don’t know who that is, and you should feel lucky for that, let’s just say, you’re the male version of her,
I could care less, I’m not apart of the Empire, hell I have had several different chances to jump on every stable bandwagon other then Lethal Intent. Angel is a good friend of mine, which by Proxy makes me a ally of The Social Enemies….At one time, Spike wanted me in Social D, but that didn’t happen, and yes, I said, Kole wouldn’t of minded me in the Corporate Empire. But I have choose to not take a side in the stable war. But since you can’t be proven wrong, I guess you so showed me.
Actually you didn’t.
I only maybe got three minutes left, before I need to cut this promo off.
I’ll only say one thing about you Steve…Just keep doing your thing man, and honestly, you need to drop off the garbage if you catch what I’m saying.
Moving On…
Kathy….Can you please explain to me, how a Monty Sopp lookalike is the sexiest man alive please…Monty Sopp, that name makes me laugh every time.
Last time I checked, Crows feet wasn’t what Justin Timberlake was trying to bring back, I know he said He was bringing sexy back, but well, I’m sure Crowfeet, and really tight purple and yellow pants wasn’t quite what he imagined.
Please do me a favor Kathy, This is your final warning…Stay Away From Ringside, You step foot in that ring, and I swear to you, I will do something, that has been needing to be done for the longest time.
The need to give you a Bioshock
It’s going to happen if you even step foot in that ring Sunday.
And just so you know, I don’t say the same thing twice.
Once upon a time, there was a being who ended up winning two straight over the so-called best tag team ever.
One is Adam Knite.
The other is Out Of This World and Just Plain Better Then You.
Primate.
Thoses would be the words I would use, if I immediately did this reply after watching Kathy promo, I say that, because, she has mostly become the mouthpiece for that relationship, so I’ll refrain.
OMG LOL ROFL
Would be the words, I would use if I just replied to Steve Awesome promo about how he thinks I’m gay. Funny how we fail to negect the fact, you know, I screwed his girlfriend at the same time he screwed my wife, Hell we even made a video of the orgy, maybe if we forced it down people throats, like something went down the respected throats of Layla and Mercedes, like Brad Kane seems to be doing with his sex tape. Maybe I would just ignorge Steve, then again, I wish I could, but he’s the only person on his team, who makes a bit of sense.
I find such irony in the Ace’s statements, how a title belt doesn’t define him, and how he doesn’t want a title belt. I think people on the wrestling dirt sheets, know exactly how big of a lie that is Jacob, your whining behind the scenes hasn’t gone undocumented. People know exactly what you are, I won’t say it, because well, I’m not about to be wished well in future endeavors, or fined another fifty grand for breaking kayface, The money isn’t really a problem, it’s the three hours worth of lectures, I have to receive from Kelly, and when that bitch is angry, It’s not very fun, and sadly my dick hand hasn’t recovered quite yet, since she shoved me into a wall.
And that includes any sexual references for this promo, my usual fans, you should turn away now, because well, you’re not going to get a dose of entertainment that you come to expect from me. Or as someone who doesn’t even have a ounce of charisma in his body says, my complete unoriginanity.
Once again, I could point out the irony in that statement, consider, Spike, Lance, Manson, Awesome and Ortega all said the exact same thing about me before you did.
I guess when only six people out of thirty say it, It’s still original..I guess
Everyone always make that statement.
How I’m the same pop-culture, sexual reference whore that I always am, and am very onoriginal.
With the exception of saying, No, you’re not sending me to New Jersey a few times, I have always been original to a extent, sure I’m a dick and fart joke guy, one tends to get that when you hang around Kevin Smith a lot. I just laugh at your statement, as well as everything that just tried to resemble a promo that you done Ace.
Honestly, who the **** taught you how to cut a promo, did you end up taking interview lesions from Ken Pantara or something.
I know, you don’t know who that is, nor will you care. You should look him up, to figure out why everyone with a brain makes fun of your promos.
One, I’m not changing my style for you, because you don’t like it, I guess I could go lift some weights, have a dinner with a female, have countless boring dialogue that leaves the viewer as confused as Metal Gear Solid 2 Ending, I could do that, I seriously too, it’s not too hard to do what you do. You know what the different is between me and You is Ace? According to you, I’m unoriginal and boring, You’re entertaining, People like hating you, because you’re a evil bastard.
Do you want the real reality?
I’m going to give it too you, Hell, you could consider this shooting on you, I honestly don’t care asshole.
My promo style has gotten me over, when you were here for a six months and I was here for a month, I got more over then you, just based on my character. Because I can manage to get a real reaction from people.
That is the first different between us.
The second…I am a main eventer, and honestly I don’t even know what the **** I’m doing wasting my time talking to a *** damn mid carder, the Hardcore Holly of our promotion, You know who Bob Spark Plug Holly is, You know the guy, who is decent at best in the ring when he wants to be, could never get over, picks on the younger wrestlers, and thinks he is better then everyone else, when he done nothing of interest in his tenure in the Double Double E. Do you know what I’m getting at. Do I have to spell it out, and say words, I don’t know the meaning of, because I’m not from The United Kingdom? You’re nCw version of Bob Holly Bitch.
Three, I’ll throw out another name for you.
X-Pac, you know the guy who made a sex tape with Chyna, He had something about him, that made people hate him, it wasn’t because he was an asshole, it wasn’t because he was a druggie, it wasn’t even because he sucked in the ring, because the druggie had some talent, when his kliq friends wasn’t pulling the strings for him, It was because his character legimately sucked donkey dick and coined the phrase…X-Pac Heat.
Once again, if you need me to spell it out for you.
People aren’t booing you, because you’re great at being an asshole, I mean we got plenty of thoses here in nCw, they are booing you, because they want you to go somewhere and die, and never appear on their television again.
Honestly, I never want to see you again, you’ve never done anything for me, You half assed thru the mid-card uprising, and the only time you acknowledge the group, you tried to make yourself out to be.bigger then the entire group, like you know, you were better for everyone, and didn’t understand what it was all about, you know, getting the less experienced people like Joe Everyman and Angel over. You know what is sad, you could have been huge if you listen to me. But no, you had to be mister whiny dickhead, and do your own things, but Everyman and Angel listened to me, took everything in I had to say, and you know what is funny? Even they are higher of the totem pole then you, It must be a sad day in your world when Joe Everyman is consider to be better then you.
You say, I’m jealous because you roll with a bigger pack now in the Corporate Empire and I am jealous?
Do you know how many times, Kole Kaos has called me, asking to be apart of his group. You know, The Corporate Empire, honestly, Kole has been quite interested in having a real tag team in the ranks, not one being held together by Steve Awesome having to break his back each time you team together
I still laugh at you saying, The Smokin Aces are the best nCw Tag Team, because for a tag team to be good, they usually have to have you know, two members who are equally capable of backing each other up, and not just one of them, carrying the other, if you’re a little slow, and yes, I am saying you’re a retard, scratch that…that would be a insult to all the mentally challenged people in the world.
Steve Awesome is the only reason you were Tag Team Champion for the time you were, you know, it was that time, when everyone knew how Awesome Steve was, because you it was that time, when Steve was untouchable, and to a extent still is. But you Ace, are still the same, still floating in the lonely void known only as your career, where you botched more times, then Amy Dumas in a match against Jackie Gayda.
You have floundered more times in this promotion, and honestly, I wouldn’t be able to count how many times, you failed to go anywhere in this company, despite how much people think you’re capable of, and yet, somehow there is a great injustice in this world, because you still have a job.
And you shouldn’t have a job you goofy looking bastard. I guess the only real reason you have a job, is because when Kathy is on the screen talking like a cat, the ratings go up, from all the pot heads tuning in, stoned out of their minds, who will laugh at anything. I think they find the stupiditity of you two guys, to be enjoyable, maybe if I ended up a drug dealer, and smoking nine pounds of the reefer, maybe I would find you funny too.
Yes, be happy, I made a drug reference, which will cause Xavier Williams to go ape****, But knowing him, he just watched your promo as well, shot himself in the face with a shotgun, showcased some fighting spirit, no sold the blast to the face, Shot himself again, died, just so he could turn in his grave at how ****ing stupid you are Jacob.
By the Way Xavier, that is no jab at you, infact, I feel bad I even mentioned you and Ace in the same sentence, I just did you a great injustice.
Anyways, Yes, because you angered me into wanting to share the same fate as I describe for Mister Williams, You were saying, I’m jealous of not being in the corporate empire, Okay…Hello….There is three well known things about Trent Helms.
He has a huge heart and a never say die attitude.
He is the fastest being in New Championship Wrestling, Some Say The World.
He is generally a loner.
Okay, obviocusly everyone but you know this, then again, I guess your brain can’t compute anything other then, some saying that a eighty year old woman would say. I beat people, which in reality you don’t, because you have a below Five hundred record. And Three…I’m the best, no one is the better then me.
Excuse Me Felicia Duarte.
I know you don’t know who that is, and you should feel lucky for that, let’s just say, you’re the male version of her,
I could care less, I’m not apart of the Empire, hell I have had several different chances to jump on every stable bandwagon other then Lethal Intent. Angel is a good friend of mine, which by Proxy makes me a ally of The Social Enemies….At one time, Spike wanted me in Social D, but that didn’t happen, and yes, I said, Kole wouldn’t of minded me in the Corporate Empire. But I have choose to not take a side in the stable war. But since you can’t be proven wrong, I guess you so showed me.
Actually you didn’t.
I only maybe got three minutes left, before I need to cut this promo off.
I’ll only say one thing about you Steve…Just keep doing your thing man, and honestly, you need to drop off the garbage if you catch what I’m saying.
Moving On…
Kathy….Can you please explain to me, how a Monty Sopp lookalike is the sexiest man alive please…Monty Sopp, that name makes me laugh every time.
Last time I checked, Crows feet wasn’t what Justin Timberlake was trying to bring back, I know he said He was bringing sexy back, but well, I’m sure Crowfeet, and really tight purple and yellow pants wasn’t quite what he imagined.
Please do me a favor Kathy, This is your final warning…Stay Away From Ringside, You step foot in that ring, and I swear to you, I will do something, that has been needing to be done for the longest time.
The need to give you a Bioshock
It’s going to happen if you even step foot in that ring Sunday.
And just so you know, I don’t say the same thing twice.
Once upon a time, there was a being who ended up winning two straight over the so-called best tag team ever.
One is Adam Knite.
The other is Out Of This World and Just Plain Better Then You.
Primate.
