Post by The Ace on Aug 20, 2008 15:46:51 GMT -6
*The scene opens in an empty courtroom, where Kole Kaos stands up and makes am announcement from his position on the jury bench with Steve Awesome and Layla...*
Kole: All rise for the homourable Judge Jake Conway presiding...
*The jury rise as The Ace enters, wearing traditional judical robes and wig and with a confident smirk takes up his position at the head of the room, twirling his gavel in hand...*
Thankyou council...you may now be seated...
*Steve and Layla sit down while Kole makes his way to the prosecutor's position...*
Okay, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the case we have before us today is a simple one, who will be able to prove their dominance at Battle Grounds this Sunday...
Kole: Your Honour, at this time I would like to call to the stand, a representative of Lethal Intent, Mr Jack Hammer...
Please do...
*The baliff enters and it can be seen that it is none other than Kathleen Conway-Jones dressed in a sexy litle uniform as she directs a large man wearing an intimidating scowl to the stand, around his waist is a crude cardboard cut out of the National Championship...*
Kathy: RRRaissse yourrrr rrrright hand...
*Jack Hammer does so*
Kathy: Do you swearrrr to tell the trrrruth, the whole trrrruth and nothing but the trrrruth so help you God?
*Jack Hammer nods and speaks in a rather high pitched voice*
Jack Hammer: I do...
*The Ace turns his attention to Jack Hammer as he sits down*
Mr Hammer...you are accused of being the most incompetent National Champion in the history of New Championship Wrestling...in fact some would even say that if it were not for the stupidity of Falcon who gave away his title shot and the subsequent interference of Angel Black on the night of July 6th, you would still be curtain jerking...and therefore I submit to you Mr Hammer that you have no business in this war between far greater men than yourself...
Kole: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, may I present to you Exhibit A as evidence of this man being more a ordinary chump than a glorious champ...actual footage from the June 1st edition of Collision...roll the tape...
~JFK rolls back to his feet and throws a leg against Hammer's midsection and then spins up looking for a running enziuiri but Hammer easily ducks the blow and JFK goes flying Kelly Kaos jumps onto the apron and begins complaining about God knows what and DaFoe turns towards her. Hammer waits for JFK to get up and kicks him in the stomach and then puts his head between his legs looking for a powerbomb, but just then suddenly Ace clocks Hammer in the face with the roulette rake! Kathy Jones had given it to him while he was laying in the corner, Hammer falls straight back and JFK flips forward for a cover. Ace slides out of the ring and hides the rake as DaFoe turns around and the count begins 1……2……Ricky Johnson dives to make the save….3! Winners: Ace and JFK, Johnson wasn't in time.}
Eric Hardy: NO! NO! NO! Come on!
Willy Carter: The Empire for another week again, steals a win away! Somebody has to stop them.
Eric Hardy: No joke. ~
*The scene cuts back to the courtroom...*
Now Mr Hammer, that right there seems to be conclusive proof that even you, as the last remaining powerhouse of Lethal Intent have no hope of stopping the Corporate Empire, even though we currently stand even having each lost a man, the honourable brother James for us and for you, the only man that made your bunch of misfits worth watching, the true power behind Lethal Intent...Dark Prophet...who incidently was silenced by the Prosecution last month in a match of the night...so you see the only time you have faced me, I beat you, and furthermore my esteemed colleague Mr Kaos took out the leader of your cause...and at Battle Grounds we will prove that the body is nothing without the head...now get him out of my courtroom!
*The Ace strikes the gavel decisively as Kathy leads Jack Hammer away...*
Kole: Next I'd like to call to the stand, Jack Hammer's accomplice...Mr AJ Phoenix...
*The baliff, Kathleen Conway-Jones this time directs a small man wearing a stupid grin to the stand, around his waist is a crude cardboard cut out of the X-Division Championship...*
Kathy: RRRaissse yourrrr rrrright hand...
*AJ does so*
Kathy: Do you swearrrr to tell the trrrruth, the whole trrrruth and nothing but the trrrruth so help you God?
*AJ nods and speaks in a rather low rumbling voice*
AJ: I do...
*The Ace turns his attention to AJ as he sits down*
Mr Phoenix you stand before this court accused of being nothing more than a lucky man last week when you beat Xavier for that title, but of even greater significance is the fact that though you and JackHammer are the only truly golden team in the match this Sunday, you are just as ignorant as your tag team partner if you think having titles gives you any kind of edge in this match, both of you possess singles titles which whilst impressive, is utterly useless in a tag team contest such as the one you will find yourself in this Sunday...it does not escape the notice of this court that whilst you are a great singles wrestler, your record as a team player is less than impressive....furthermore, most of the accomplishments you hold dear, including your two past victories over myself was in other places and as such have no relevance here...no matter how much you may like to believe otherwise...I shall not indulge you any further by rooting around too much in our storied past of that other place...
Kole: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, may I present to you evidence of this man being more a fluke than a glorious champ...the simple fact that on the night of August 10th, in this man's first nCw encounter with the Honourable Judge, despite all his claims of being able to beat this man yet again....he did not...
No he did not, infact he was pinned that night, even if t was not by me, he lost...but Battle Grounds will be our second encounter, and just like your past victories and our history of bad blood had no immediate impact on the first match, neither will it again...good day, sir...
*The Ace strikes his gavel again as AJ is escorted away...*
Kole: Your Honour, at this time I would like to call to the stand, a representative of Social Enemies, Mr Angel...
*Kathleen Conway-Jones this time directs a man wearing an Angel costume, complete with wings and halo to the stand....*
Kathy: RRRaissse yourrrr rrrright hand...
*Angel does so*
Kathy: Do you swearrrr to tell the trrrruth, the whole trrrruth and nothing but the trrrruth so help you God?
*Angel shakes his head*
Angel: No...how many times do I have to tell you people, I have given up my God...you people never do your homework on your opponents, how do you expect to -
Kole: Objection, Your Honour, I motion that this man be gagged before we continue for wasting the court's time with his nonsensical ramblings...
*The Ace turns his attention to Angel as he sits down*
Objection sustained...baliff if you please...
*Kathy steps forward and puts a sock in Angel's mouth*
Much better...Angel, you are accused of being a liar as you claim to have beaten me but that's not strictly true is it? I mean you got the win in that fatal four way match of August 10th sure, but it wasn't by pinning me so technically I have never lost to you and neither do I intend to this Sunday...but I suppose I can't blame a man who calls himself Angel to exist in a make believe world of his own...
*The Ace smirks*
This court is already well aware of the Awesomeness by which we beat your partner for this Sunday, the tag team champion, Falcon, and whilst we thank you for your invitation to join that exclusive club, we must decline...you see we in the Corporate Empire do not socialize with the common riff raff you represent, drink not with thine enemy as the Klingons would say...speaking of which, I find their jabberings almost as incomprehensible as your attempts to be funny, but at least they are entertaining and always battle ready...something you appear to be...yet you again make the mistake of understimating me by saying that I cannot beat you because I do not know how...your ignorance offends me and shall be punished in due course...so what if I cannot beat Falcon one on one, I beat him in a tag team contest last week...and guess what this week is again? That's right, a tag team match, where singles victories are of very little consequence...I have already proven my dominance in tag team matches many times before and this week shall be no different...and whilst you may never let me forget your predicted win, I will not allow you to forget my name, you would do well to learn it because I've seen Angels fall from blinding heights, but you yourself are nothing so divine...just next in line...gee now, where have I heard that before?
*The Ace shrugs as he strikes his gavel as Angel erupts into a flash leaving only feathers and a cardboard Tag Team Championship belt behind...the jury is stunned...*
Ah Mr Falcon, so glad you could join us...you sir are accused of being just as much a liar as your partner Angel...it's no use denying it...last week you said you would beat me yet again but I took care of you, just like I will again this week...as your partner pointed out, I've never beaten you one on one, but this is a tag match, one where I have more experience than you...and until you open your mouth and deny what I say, I think I'm done ruffling your feathers about it, because that one victory last week went a long way in appeasing me somewhat...doubtless you'll say but that was with another partner, I say that is irrelevant, just like your testimony or very presence here today...
*The Ace laughs as he strikes his gavel yet again*
Kole: Your Honour, at this time I would like to call to the stand, a representative of Social Distortion, Mr Williams...
*Kathleen Conway-Jones this time directs a black man wearing bling to the stand....*
Kathy: RRRaissse yourrrr rrrright hand...
*Xavier does so*
Kathy: Do you swearrrr to tell the trrrruth, the whole trrrruth and nothing but the trrrruth so help you God?
*Xavier nods*
Xavier: Sho' fing, honey, fo nizzle, dizzle!
*The Ace turns his attention to Xavier as he brushes aside the feathers and tears the cardboard belt with a tear rolling down his cheek as he sits down*
Xavier: No chick'n...no belt, yo fools are crazy! Whatcha brova gonna do wiv feavers!
Mr Williams, calm yourself, you are accused of dropping the ball last week, but furthermore of the two times I have met you in the ring, both in tag and in singles competition you have fallen before me...
Kole: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, may I present to you Exhibit 1B as evidence of this man being beaten by the Honourable Judge Conway...actual footage from the February 17th edition of Collision...roll the tape...
~Xavier goes for the ride but lands on his feet behind Ace. X quickly goes for a back tie up but Ace turns around and gets behind X. Ace then quickly hooks his arms and turns X around. Then drops!
Hardy: OH! PokerfACE! Xavier is done for.
Fox: Man that was brutal!
After Ace hit his finisher not to unlike the un-prettier, he goes for the pin. 1.…2.…..3!~
*The scene cuts back to the courtroom...*
See Mr Williams, as quick as that I beat you, so really there is not much more to say to you except remind you of the only other time you and I have faced off, it was the night of March 23rd when I beat you in a tag match when you were still part of thet stable that was an even bigger joke than Social Distortion...Age of the Revolution, their cause was soon lost and so too shall you lose your cause yet again, especially with a leader like Jack Manson...you are dismissed!
*The Ace sighs as he strikes his gavel and Xavier is lead away...*
I suppose Manson is next?
Kole: Err he was supposed to be, but he hasn't shown up, Your Honour...
Typical...well I guess he is guilty as charged anyway as being a Davey Ortega in training, never turning up for anything so why should he turn up for this? I mean he's obviously passed his prime, the former two time National Champion has never quite been the same after facing me the first time on the night of October 14th last year, of course he'll probably still claim it was due to distraction, but a win is a win after all...then of course there was the No Contest six man tag in January, but Manson's latest was that four way...so really what else can I say, except Social Distortion is out of luck?
*Kole stands up and walks up and down the courtroom*
Kole: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you have heard all the evidence presented before you here today, and I think you'll agree with me when I say there can be no doubt as to who will emerge victorious at Battle Grounds..it will of course be The Corporate Empire...because we are simply better than you...and that is something ou can bank on...now I suggest we let the jury deliberate their verdict before we reconviene...
Very well, this court will reconviene when we're damn well ready...in the mean time, I'd like to debrief you in my chambers Baliff...
*Kathy licks her lips and growls*
Kathy: Yessss Yourrrr Honourrrrr...
*The Ace flashes a devilish smirk and winks at her as strikes his gavel as the feed is abruptly cut to static*
Kole: All rise for the homourable Judge Jake Conway presiding...
*The jury rise as The Ace enters, wearing traditional judical robes and wig and with a confident smirk takes up his position at the head of the room, twirling his gavel in hand...*
Thankyou council...you may now be seated...
*Steve and Layla sit down while Kole makes his way to the prosecutor's position...*
Okay, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the case we have before us today is a simple one, who will be able to prove their dominance at Battle Grounds this Sunday...
Kole: Your Honour, at this time I would like to call to the stand, a representative of Lethal Intent, Mr Jack Hammer...
Please do...
*The baliff enters and it can be seen that it is none other than Kathleen Conway-Jones dressed in a sexy litle uniform as she directs a large man wearing an intimidating scowl to the stand, around his waist is a crude cardboard cut out of the National Championship...*
Kathy: RRRaissse yourrrr rrrright hand...
*Jack Hammer does so*
Kathy: Do you swearrrr to tell the trrrruth, the whole trrrruth and nothing but the trrrruth so help you God?
*Jack Hammer nods and speaks in a rather high pitched voice*
Jack Hammer: I do...
*The Ace turns his attention to Jack Hammer as he sits down*
Mr Hammer...you are accused of being the most incompetent National Champion in the history of New Championship Wrestling...in fact some would even say that if it were not for the stupidity of Falcon who gave away his title shot and the subsequent interference of Angel Black on the night of July 6th, you would still be curtain jerking...and therefore I submit to you Mr Hammer that you have no business in this war between far greater men than yourself...
Kole: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, may I present to you Exhibit A as evidence of this man being more a ordinary chump than a glorious champ...actual footage from the June 1st edition of Collision...roll the tape...
~JFK rolls back to his feet and throws a leg against Hammer's midsection and then spins up looking for a running enziuiri but Hammer easily ducks the blow and JFK goes flying Kelly Kaos jumps onto the apron and begins complaining about God knows what and DaFoe turns towards her. Hammer waits for JFK to get up and kicks him in the stomach and then puts his head between his legs looking for a powerbomb, but just then suddenly Ace clocks Hammer in the face with the roulette rake! Kathy Jones had given it to him while he was laying in the corner, Hammer falls straight back and JFK flips forward for a cover. Ace slides out of the ring and hides the rake as DaFoe turns around and the count begins 1……2……Ricky Johnson dives to make the save….3! Winners: Ace and JFK, Johnson wasn't in time.}
Eric Hardy: NO! NO! NO! Come on!
Willy Carter: The Empire for another week again, steals a win away! Somebody has to stop them.
Eric Hardy: No joke. ~
*The scene cuts back to the courtroom...*
Now Mr Hammer, that right there seems to be conclusive proof that even you, as the last remaining powerhouse of Lethal Intent have no hope of stopping the Corporate Empire, even though we currently stand even having each lost a man, the honourable brother James for us and for you, the only man that made your bunch of misfits worth watching, the true power behind Lethal Intent...Dark Prophet...who incidently was silenced by the Prosecution last month in a match of the night...so you see the only time you have faced me, I beat you, and furthermore my esteemed colleague Mr Kaos took out the leader of your cause...and at Battle Grounds we will prove that the body is nothing without the head...now get him out of my courtroom!
*The Ace strikes the gavel decisively as Kathy leads Jack Hammer away...*
Kole: Next I'd like to call to the stand, Jack Hammer's accomplice...Mr AJ Phoenix...
*The baliff, Kathleen Conway-Jones this time directs a small man wearing a stupid grin to the stand, around his waist is a crude cardboard cut out of the X-Division Championship...*
Kathy: RRRaissse yourrrr rrrright hand...
*AJ does so*
Kathy: Do you swearrrr to tell the trrrruth, the whole trrrruth and nothing but the trrrruth so help you God?
*AJ nods and speaks in a rather low rumbling voice*
AJ: I do...
*The Ace turns his attention to AJ as he sits down*
Mr Phoenix you stand before this court accused of being nothing more than a lucky man last week when you beat Xavier for that title, but of even greater significance is the fact that though you and JackHammer are the only truly golden team in the match this Sunday, you are just as ignorant as your tag team partner if you think having titles gives you any kind of edge in this match, both of you possess singles titles which whilst impressive, is utterly useless in a tag team contest such as the one you will find yourself in this Sunday...it does not escape the notice of this court that whilst you are a great singles wrestler, your record as a team player is less than impressive....furthermore, most of the accomplishments you hold dear, including your two past victories over myself was in other places and as such have no relevance here...no matter how much you may like to believe otherwise...I shall not indulge you any further by rooting around too much in our storied past of that other place...
Kole: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, may I present to you evidence of this man being more a fluke than a glorious champ...the simple fact that on the night of August 10th, in this man's first nCw encounter with the Honourable Judge, despite all his claims of being able to beat this man yet again....he did not...
No he did not, infact he was pinned that night, even if t was not by me, he lost...but Battle Grounds will be our second encounter, and just like your past victories and our history of bad blood had no immediate impact on the first match, neither will it again...good day, sir...
*The Ace strikes his gavel again as AJ is escorted away...*
Kole: Your Honour, at this time I would like to call to the stand, a representative of Social Enemies, Mr Angel...
*Kathleen Conway-Jones this time directs a man wearing an Angel costume, complete with wings and halo to the stand....*
Kathy: RRRaissse yourrrr rrrright hand...
*Angel does so*
Kathy: Do you swearrrr to tell the trrrruth, the whole trrrruth and nothing but the trrrruth so help you God?
*Angel shakes his head*
Angel: No...how many times do I have to tell you people, I have given up my God...you people never do your homework on your opponents, how do you expect to -
Kole: Objection, Your Honour, I motion that this man be gagged before we continue for wasting the court's time with his nonsensical ramblings...
*The Ace turns his attention to Angel as he sits down*
Objection sustained...baliff if you please...
*Kathy steps forward and puts a sock in Angel's mouth*
Much better...Angel, you are accused of being a liar as you claim to have beaten me but that's not strictly true is it? I mean you got the win in that fatal four way match of August 10th sure, but it wasn't by pinning me so technically I have never lost to you and neither do I intend to this Sunday...but I suppose I can't blame a man who calls himself Angel to exist in a make believe world of his own...
*The Ace smirks*
This court is already well aware of the Awesomeness by which we beat your partner for this Sunday, the tag team champion, Falcon, and whilst we thank you for your invitation to join that exclusive club, we must decline...you see we in the Corporate Empire do not socialize with the common riff raff you represent, drink not with thine enemy as the Klingons would say...speaking of which, I find their jabberings almost as incomprehensible as your attempts to be funny, but at least they are entertaining and always battle ready...something you appear to be...yet you again make the mistake of understimating me by saying that I cannot beat you because I do not know how...your ignorance offends me and shall be punished in due course...so what if I cannot beat Falcon one on one, I beat him in a tag team contest last week...and guess what this week is again? That's right, a tag team match, where singles victories are of very little consequence...I have already proven my dominance in tag team matches many times before and this week shall be no different...and whilst you may never let me forget your predicted win, I will not allow you to forget my name, you would do well to learn it because I've seen Angels fall from blinding heights, but you yourself are nothing so divine...just next in line...gee now, where have I heard that before?
*The Ace shrugs as he strikes his gavel as Angel erupts into a flash leaving only feathers and a cardboard Tag Team Championship belt behind...the jury is stunned...*
Ah Mr Falcon, so glad you could join us...you sir are accused of being just as much a liar as your partner Angel...it's no use denying it...last week you said you would beat me yet again but I took care of you, just like I will again this week...as your partner pointed out, I've never beaten you one on one, but this is a tag match, one where I have more experience than you...and until you open your mouth and deny what I say, I think I'm done ruffling your feathers about it, because that one victory last week went a long way in appeasing me somewhat...doubtless you'll say but that was with another partner, I say that is irrelevant, just like your testimony or very presence here today...
*The Ace laughs as he strikes his gavel yet again*
Kole: Your Honour, at this time I would like to call to the stand, a representative of Social Distortion, Mr Williams...
*Kathleen Conway-Jones this time directs a black man wearing bling to the stand....*
Kathy: RRRaissse yourrrr rrrright hand...
*Xavier does so*
Kathy: Do you swearrrr to tell the trrrruth, the whole trrrruth and nothing but the trrrruth so help you God?
*Xavier nods*
Xavier: Sho' fing, honey, fo nizzle, dizzle!
*The Ace turns his attention to Xavier as he brushes aside the feathers and tears the cardboard belt with a tear rolling down his cheek as he sits down*
Xavier: No chick'n...no belt, yo fools are crazy! Whatcha brova gonna do wiv feavers!
Mr Williams, calm yourself, you are accused of dropping the ball last week, but furthermore of the two times I have met you in the ring, both in tag and in singles competition you have fallen before me...
Kole: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, may I present to you Exhibit 1B as evidence of this man being beaten by the Honourable Judge Conway...actual footage from the February 17th edition of Collision...roll the tape...
~Xavier goes for the ride but lands on his feet behind Ace. X quickly goes for a back tie up but Ace turns around and gets behind X. Ace then quickly hooks his arms and turns X around. Then drops!
Hardy: OH! PokerfACE! Xavier is done for.
Fox: Man that was brutal!
After Ace hit his finisher not to unlike the un-prettier, he goes for the pin. 1.…2.…..3!~
*The scene cuts back to the courtroom...*
See Mr Williams, as quick as that I beat you, so really there is not much more to say to you except remind you of the only other time you and I have faced off, it was the night of March 23rd when I beat you in a tag match when you were still part of thet stable that was an even bigger joke than Social Distortion...Age of the Revolution, their cause was soon lost and so too shall you lose your cause yet again, especially with a leader like Jack Manson...you are dismissed!
*The Ace sighs as he strikes his gavel and Xavier is lead away...*
I suppose Manson is next?
Kole: Err he was supposed to be, but he hasn't shown up, Your Honour...
Typical...well I guess he is guilty as charged anyway as being a Davey Ortega in training, never turning up for anything so why should he turn up for this? I mean he's obviously passed his prime, the former two time National Champion has never quite been the same after facing me the first time on the night of October 14th last year, of course he'll probably still claim it was due to distraction, but a win is a win after all...then of course there was the No Contest six man tag in January, but Manson's latest was that four way...so really what else can I say, except Social Distortion is out of luck?
*Kole stands up and walks up and down the courtroom*
Kole: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you have heard all the evidence presented before you here today, and I think you'll agree with me when I say there can be no doubt as to who will emerge victorious at Battle Grounds..it will of course be The Corporate Empire...because we are simply better than you...and that is something ou can bank on...now I suggest we let the jury deliberate their verdict before we reconviene...
Very well, this court will reconviene when we're damn well ready...in the mean time, I'd like to debrief you in my chambers Baliff...
*Kathy licks her lips and growls*
Kathy: Yessss Yourrrr Honourrrrr...
*The Ace flashes a devilish smirk and winks at her as strikes his gavel as the feed is abruptly cut to static*