Post by JFK on Aug 22, 2008 13:04:57 GMT -6
Friday, August 22nd 2008
Just outside Atlanta GA.
Stone Mountain
We see the Stone Mountain in the background as Kole Kaos walks the camp ground in front of it looking up at the massive carving; he's wearing a grey polo and some fancy designer jeans. He holds his IPhone to his ear and we can hear him say.
"So this is the big attraction in Georgia James? It's...kind of like the rest of the city...a dump. No wonder I've never been to this state before, there's not one redeeming good quality about it...No don’t get me wrong, it's impressive, but it's not like it's Rushmore or anything. I will tell you this though, I understand why Xavier is so damn angry all the time, I'd be pissed too if I was from this city. Hey the Skyride is here I'll call you back later."
Kole motions for the camera to follow him as they get into the Summit Skyride that will take them to the top of the Mountain, 1,683 feet above sea level. He sits as the cart starts to move.
"So I figured I'd take in some sites while we were in town for this week's paid per view Battle Grounds and I was highly surprised to learn, that well...there isn’t that many sites to take in. This is the major one, then you have the underground mall, but who wants to go there, I hear its filled with people that look like Angel and Falcon, and to be quite honest, I don’t shop with riff raff. I was told 3 corners is neat, if you like leather clad fetish freaks...no...I don’t. So I came here to see this...monument I guess you can call it...to honors three Confederate heroes of the Civil War, President Jefferson Davis and Generals Robert E. Lee and Thomas J. "Stonewall" Jackson....honor? They were losers, why would one want to honor them? Beats me, but like Falcon said, you win some, you lose some, it just happens to be their loss was our countries greatest gain. Civil Liberties for all. The down side of that being people like Angel are allowed to talk for hours on end with out anyone cutting them off."
Kole looks out the window as the cart slowly moves its way up the mountain.
"Angel, first and foremost...please...for the love of god, gag your woman. No one wants to hear her screeching vial voice yelling at a thousand decibels, my ears...they still bleed from her quick moment of p.m.s rage. My god man...how do you put up with it? I guess it's because you clam to be...what’s the word...insane?"
Kole chuckles a bit.
"Here's a hint Angel, you’re not insane, just stupid. The truly insane, don’t know they are insane, don’t believe they are insane, they truly believe all the bull**** in their heads… oh wait....maybe you are insane. Because I'll tell you this, you’re the only one...only one...that believes the crap that comes out of your mouth for 30 minutes at a time. Do you really think anyone wants to listen to you for that length of time? No...they don’t. You’re not some motivational speaker Angel, and even if you were, no one would pay to see you talk. And the lies you spew? Come on man...my sister wouldn’t even give you the time of day let alone give you money to kick my ass, if she truly wanted to kick my ass she would do it her self trust me, you haven’t seen her get mad...I have...it's not pretty...she's a damn tuff girl too...she could probably take you on. No scratch that, I've been in the ring with you...she could take you on...easily. You beat me Angel.
Kole starts to clap.
"Good for you, you won a match over me, you ended my undefeated streak...I'll give you that...but let's be honest Angel, the only reason you won...was because you did what you normally do, you showed up at the very last second, the very last hour, and you "put me in my place". Good for you Angel, you canalized on the fact that I was too busy that week to give a good *** damn about you, or the trivial things you had to say. So if you want to take pride in that, you want to boast and gloat about that, go right on a head and do so my silly little pigmy friend, who am I to tell you that your wrong. I've come to learn, that no matter what I say, your going to believe whatever lies you want to believe anyways, so what the point. And I'm sure your going to come back with some 40 minute retort and say a bunch of crap that...no one will pay attention to...I mean...Golden Girls...Really? Is that the best you can do? Sad, really.
Kole shakes his head.
"But I wouldn’t want to sound like Falcon now would I? Coming out here and telling you people what everyone else is going to say, to presume I know more then I really do, show off what little intellect one has by quoting Of Mice and Men, a book mind you Falcon, that everyone has read so don’t think your special, it's required reading, a classic yes, but there’s nothing special about reading it. Falcon really shows how dunce he truly is during his little...blog... you better look at your checks again Falcon, they are no longer signed by Leonard Fox, no...They are signed by his whore rag of a devil spawn, Kelly Fox. Most likely from stolen funds. That's why I haven’t cashed my checks, god knows where the money really came from. Maybe her whoring her self out to Adam Knite. Who knows...who really cares? She's in for a rude awakening once this Stable..."War" is over I'll tell you that. And last time I checked Falcon, I do all my own dirty work. I don’t NEED to pay someone to do it for me when I am fully capable of doing it my self, you like to down play my retiring Dark Prophet yet, not you, not Angel, not anyone else on this roster wanted to step up and fill Spike's place to face him, if it was such an easy feat, then why were there not more people lined up for that match, would it be...because you were scared of the man? I can understand why, I was in the ring with him, and I'll be honest, my body...will never be the same again. I can still feel each bruise, bump, and scar on my body from that match. And I still wear some of them with pride. I did what no one else was able to do Falcon, and that was take out one of the stable leaders. This Sunday...will be no different.
The Skyride is coming towards the top of the mountain now.
"Steve Awesome is going to win the world title this Sunday, me and Ace are going to win the Battle Grounds main event, last week the Smoking Ace's defeated the Skyslayers, with ease I might add, no Falcon, your right, I don’t know what's going on with my people what so ever. Not a damn thing, I don’t have a CLUE! Not a single one, who's in my stable again? I can’t remember, I was too busy counting my money.
The touch of sarcasm in his voice challenges that of Angels at times. The cart stops and Kole gets out and heads towards the edge of the mountain where he can clearly see downtown Atlanta.
"Wisdom, justice, and moderation. That’s the motto of this state, can you believe it? I sure as hell can’t. Look at Xavier Williams, there's no wisdom there, no justice that he's even alive, and moderation....well if his mother knew what that was maybe there would be some justice in the world and he wouldn’t even be alive, but she doesn’t, and he is, so now we have to deal with him. But it's going to be easy for me to hurt you Xavier, very very easy, you see...you remind me of him. The man I refuse to give air time to, the man I refuse to say his name on national television, some people know who I am talking about, and some do not. He was my first teacher, my mentor, he broke me into this business, and made me his lackey...me...a lackey...You look just like him X...and that reason, that reason alone, I must end you. I will pull no punches this Sunday with you X...if you get in my way, I will destroy you. I won’t be standing in that ring with Xavier Williams, no...You will be a representation of him, and what I'd like to do to him if I ever got my hands on him
And as far as your partner Silent Bob goes, well...Jack Mason hasn’t said much now has he? Is it because he knows it's true, that he's on a sinking ship, and that ship will fully capsize this Sunday. Social Distortion comes to an end this Sunday Jack, mark my words. Ace and I are going to end your little group once and for all. Tyler won’t be able to buy his way out of this one, if he even shows up to give you any type of support, but I doubt it, I think even he knows that your little stable is coming to and end, and he's letting you sink with it. He's already jump ship and swam back to shore, while you look around asking your self "What happened? How did I get here? What do I do next?" next…Jack…next...you drown. In a pool of your own blood."
Kole looks around at the scenery before him shaking his head.
"The golf course better be better then this. This is nice, for a second. Kind of like AJ Phoenix. He's good for a second, a flash in the pan if you will. Congratulations AJ first and foremost, you won a title that just proves you are what we say you are, a spot monkey, you’re the best of the best at flipping and flopping, like a *** damn fish. You truly think you can exact your revenge on me AJ? Please...no one is scare of you, no one ever was. You want to go around and say that Ace is a wannabe Steve Awesome? Are you kidding me? Have you looked the mirror your self? How bad did you want to be JFK's little brother MGK? How bad did you emulate his every move, his every STEEP? You wanted to be him so bad that you'd shove your head so far up his ass we thought he had a conjoined twin. You are not one to speak to others about wanting to be someone else. Judge not yet ye be judged, or something like that.
And your partner? Jackhammer? The national champion....whoooooppity dooooo! What has he done with that title AJ? Honestly? Has he done a DAMN thing with it? Anyone can win a title AJ, hell your proof of that, it's keeping a title that matters, defending that title, making that title MEAN something, you see, I've said this before, but I guess I have to say it again till you idiots get it into your thick skulls, we here at the Corporate Empire, we don’t NEED titles to define us, we define the titles. When Steve Awesome wins that World Title, he will make it mean something for once in its short history in the nCw, Spike Kane? Poor man's Raven, Lance Ryan? Sleeping with the owner, these are not champions, these are chumps, and this is what represented the nCw? No wonder Daddy Fox left, I wouldn’t be able to stomach this either if it was my company, but worry not, Steve Awesome will bring prestige to the World title, prestige that it’s been lacking since its been introduced, and finally...the World Title will mean something to this company."
Kole gives a sly grin.
"A couple of people have made a good point though, really...this Warfare match...what is it for? Well...I was suppose to originally be for nCw Tag Titles, but from my understanding, upper management didn’t believe the Skyslayers or whatever the hell they are called, could draw. So they replaced the week link of the team with Angel. Now we have a match that doesn’t matter, but we could make it matter if we wanted, all the champions have to do...is agree. You see, the way I've thought of it, we could have this match mean something by putting all the titles on the line, and if a champion get's pined, he loses that title, to the man who pinned him. What about the tag titles you say? Well if Falcon gets pinned by me or Ace, then the tag titles come to us. Simple enough, if AJ get's pinned by Ace, Ace gets the X-Division Belt, not really fair as I don’t see anyone in that division being able to beat him if he does get the belt, but that the chances you take.
Now do I think this will happen?
No.
Why?
Because our champions are scared.
The only champion we have on this roster worth a damn is Trent Helms, he at least is defending his title, even with the odds stacked against him, the rest? Cowards.
But I cant say I blame them, I wouldn’t want to lose my title to me either. So I guess I'll just have to settle with destroying Social Distortion for good, and defeating all these other chumps in a match that quite frankly doesn’t matter. I can’t wait to see everyone’s face when they learn about the advantage me and Ace have coming into this match."
Kole looks at the camera, his eyes widen, as if to say "What?"
"You....you people don’t know do you? About...never mind.”
Kole grins a cocky all knowing grin.
"Oh this is going to be grand, I wont spoil the surprise for you folks, just rest assured, that the Corporate Empires chances of winning this match, are throw the roof, that...you can bank on."
Kole turns and waves down one of the Skyrides.
"Hold that cart! Get me off this god forsaken rock!"
With that we fade out.
Just outside Atlanta GA.
Stone Mountain
We see the Stone Mountain in the background as Kole Kaos walks the camp ground in front of it looking up at the massive carving; he's wearing a grey polo and some fancy designer jeans. He holds his IPhone to his ear and we can hear him say.
"So this is the big attraction in Georgia James? It's...kind of like the rest of the city...a dump. No wonder I've never been to this state before, there's not one redeeming good quality about it...No don’t get me wrong, it's impressive, but it's not like it's Rushmore or anything. I will tell you this though, I understand why Xavier is so damn angry all the time, I'd be pissed too if I was from this city. Hey the Skyride is here I'll call you back later."
Kole motions for the camera to follow him as they get into the Summit Skyride that will take them to the top of the Mountain, 1,683 feet above sea level. He sits as the cart starts to move.
"So I figured I'd take in some sites while we were in town for this week's paid per view Battle Grounds and I was highly surprised to learn, that well...there isn’t that many sites to take in. This is the major one, then you have the underground mall, but who wants to go there, I hear its filled with people that look like Angel and Falcon, and to be quite honest, I don’t shop with riff raff. I was told 3 corners is neat, if you like leather clad fetish freaks...no...I don’t. So I came here to see this...monument I guess you can call it...to honors three Confederate heroes of the Civil War, President Jefferson Davis and Generals Robert E. Lee and Thomas J. "Stonewall" Jackson....honor? They were losers, why would one want to honor them? Beats me, but like Falcon said, you win some, you lose some, it just happens to be their loss was our countries greatest gain. Civil Liberties for all. The down side of that being people like Angel are allowed to talk for hours on end with out anyone cutting them off."
Kole looks out the window as the cart slowly moves its way up the mountain.
"Angel, first and foremost...please...for the love of god, gag your woman. No one wants to hear her screeching vial voice yelling at a thousand decibels, my ears...they still bleed from her quick moment of p.m.s rage. My god man...how do you put up with it? I guess it's because you clam to be...what’s the word...insane?"
Kole chuckles a bit.
"Here's a hint Angel, you’re not insane, just stupid. The truly insane, don’t know they are insane, don’t believe they are insane, they truly believe all the bull**** in their heads… oh wait....maybe you are insane. Because I'll tell you this, you’re the only one...only one...that believes the crap that comes out of your mouth for 30 minutes at a time. Do you really think anyone wants to listen to you for that length of time? No...they don’t. You’re not some motivational speaker Angel, and even if you were, no one would pay to see you talk. And the lies you spew? Come on man...my sister wouldn’t even give you the time of day let alone give you money to kick my ass, if she truly wanted to kick my ass she would do it her self trust me, you haven’t seen her get mad...I have...it's not pretty...she's a damn tuff girl too...she could probably take you on. No scratch that, I've been in the ring with you...she could take you on...easily. You beat me Angel.
Kole starts to clap.
"Good for you, you won a match over me, you ended my undefeated streak...I'll give you that...but let's be honest Angel, the only reason you won...was because you did what you normally do, you showed up at the very last second, the very last hour, and you "put me in my place". Good for you Angel, you canalized on the fact that I was too busy that week to give a good *** damn about you, or the trivial things you had to say. So if you want to take pride in that, you want to boast and gloat about that, go right on a head and do so my silly little pigmy friend, who am I to tell you that your wrong. I've come to learn, that no matter what I say, your going to believe whatever lies you want to believe anyways, so what the point. And I'm sure your going to come back with some 40 minute retort and say a bunch of crap that...no one will pay attention to...I mean...Golden Girls...Really? Is that the best you can do? Sad, really.
Kole shakes his head.
"But I wouldn’t want to sound like Falcon now would I? Coming out here and telling you people what everyone else is going to say, to presume I know more then I really do, show off what little intellect one has by quoting Of Mice and Men, a book mind you Falcon, that everyone has read so don’t think your special, it's required reading, a classic yes, but there’s nothing special about reading it. Falcon really shows how dunce he truly is during his little...blog... you better look at your checks again Falcon, they are no longer signed by Leonard Fox, no...They are signed by his whore rag of a devil spawn, Kelly Fox. Most likely from stolen funds. That's why I haven’t cashed my checks, god knows where the money really came from. Maybe her whoring her self out to Adam Knite. Who knows...who really cares? She's in for a rude awakening once this Stable..."War" is over I'll tell you that. And last time I checked Falcon, I do all my own dirty work. I don’t NEED to pay someone to do it for me when I am fully capable of doing it my self, you like to down play my retiring Dark Prophet yet, not you, not Angel, not anyone else on this roster wanted to step up and fill Spike's place to face him, if it was such an easy feat, then why were there not more people lined up for that match, would it be...because you were scared of the man? I can understand why, I was in the ring with him, and I'll be honest, my body...will never be the same again. I can still feel each bruise, bump, and scar on my body from that match. And I still wear some of them with pride. I did what no one else was able to do Falcon, and that was take out one of the stable leaders. This Sunday...will be no different.
The Skyride is coming towards the top of the mountain now.
"Steve Awesome is going to win the world title this Sunday, me and Ace are going to win the Battle Grounds main event, last week the Smoking Ace's defeated the Skyslayers, with ease I might add, no Falcon, your right, I don’t know what's going on with my people what so ever. Not a damn thing, I don’t have a CLUE! Not a single one, who's in my stable again? I can’t remember, I was too busy counting my money.
The touch of sarcasm in his voice challenges that of Angels at times. The cart stops and Kole gets out and heads towards the edge of the mountain where he can clearly see downtown Atlanta.
"Wisdom, justice, and moderation. That’s the motto of this state, can you believe it? I sure as hell can’t. Look at Xavier Williams, there's no wisdom there, no justice that he's even alive, and moderation....well if his mother knew what that was maybe there would be some justice in the world and he wouldn’t even be alive, but she doesn’t, and he is, so now we have to deal with him. But it's going to be easy for me to hurt you Xavier, very very easy, you see...you remind me of him. The man I refuse to give air time to, the man I refuse to say his name on national television, some people know who I am talking about, and some do not. He was my first teacher, my mentor, he broke me into this business, and made me his lackey...me...a lackey...You look just like him X...and that reason, that reason alone, I must end you. I will pull no punches this Sunday with you X...if you get in my way, I will destroy you. I won’t be standing in that ring with Xavier Williams, no...You will be a representation of him, and what I'd like to do to him if I ever got my hands on him
And as far as your partner Silent Bob goes, well...Jack Mason hasn’t said much now has he? Is it because he knows it's true, that he's on a sinking ship, and that ship will fully capsize this Sunday. Social Distortion comes to an end this Sunday Jack, mark my words. Ace and I are going to end your little group once and for all. Tyler won’t be able to buy his way out of this one, if he even shows up to give you any type of support, but I doubt it, I think even he knows that your little stable is coming to and end, and he's letting you sink with it. He's already jump ship and swam back to shore, while you look around asking your self "What happened? How did I get here? What do I do next?" next…Jack…next...you drown. In a pool of your own blood."
Kole looks around at the scenery before him shaking his head.
"The golf course better be better then this. This is nice, for a second. Kind of like AJ Phoenix. He's good for a second, a flash in the pan if you will. Congratulations AJ first and foremost, you won a title that just proves you are what we say you are, a spot monkey, you’re the best of the best at flipping and flopping, like a *** damn fish. You truly think you can exact your revenge on me AJ? Please...no one is scare of you, no one ever was. You want to go around and say that Ace is a wannabe Steve Awesome? Are you kidding me? Have you looked the mirror your self? How bad did you want to be JFK's little brother MGK? How bad did you emulate his every move, his every STEEP? You wanted to be him so bad that you'd shove your head so far up his ass we thought he had a conjoined twin. You are not one to speak to others about wanting to be someone else. Judge not yet ye be judged, or something like that.
And your partner? Jackhammer? The national champion....whoooooppity dooooo! What has he done with that title AJ? Honestly? Has he done a DAMN thing with it? Anyone can win a title AJ, hell your proof of that, it's keeping a title that matters, defending that title, making that title MEAN something, you see, I've said this before, but I guess I have to say it again till you idiots get it into your thick skulls, we here at the Corporate Empire, we don’t NEED titles to define us, we define the titles. When Steve Awesome wins that World Title, he will make it mean something for once in its short history in the nCw, Spike Kane? Poor man's Raven, Lance Ryan? Sleeping with the owner, these are not champions, these are chumps, and this is what represented the nCw? No wonder Daddy Fox left, I wouldn’t be able to stomach this either if it was my company, but worry not, Steve Awesome will bring prestige to the World title, prestige that it’s been lacking since its been introduced, and finally...the World Title will mean something to this company."
Kole gives a sly grin.
"A couple of people have made a good point though, really...this Warfare match...what is it for? Well...I was suppose to originally be for nCw Tag Titles, but from my understanding, upper management didn’t believe the Skyslayers or whatever the hell they are called, could draw. So they replaced the week link of the team with Angel. Now we have a match that doesn’t matter, but we could make it matter if we wanted, all the champions have to do...is agree. You see, the way I've thought of it, we could have this match mean something by putting all the titles on the line, and if a champion get's pined, he loses that title, to the man who pinned him. What about the tag titles you say? Well if Falcon gets pinned by me or Ace, then the tag titles come to us. Simple enough, if AJ get's pinned by Ace, Ace gets the X-Division Belt, not really fair as I don’t see anyone in that division being able to beat him if he does get the belt, but that the chances you take.
Now do I think this will happen?
No.
Why?
Because our champions are scared.
The only champion we have on this roster worth a damn is Trent Helms, he at least is defending his title, even with the odds stacked against him, the rest? Cowards.
But I cant say I blame them, I wouldn’t want to lose my title to me either. So I guess I'll just have to settle with destroying Social Distortion for good, and defeating all these other chumps in a match that quite frankly doesn’t matter. I can’t wait to see everyone’s face when they learn about the advantage me and Ace have coming into this match."
Kole looks at the camera, his eyes widen, as if to say "What?"
"You....you people don’t know do you? About...never mind.”
Kole grins a cocky all knowing grin.
"Oh this is going to be grand, I wont spoil the surprise for you folks, just rest assured, that the Corporate Empires chances of winning this match, are throw the roof, that...you can bank on."
Kole turns and waves down one of the Skyrides.
"Hold that cart! Get me off this god forsaken rock!"
With that we fade out.
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