Post by Mike Honcho on Aug 23, 2008 7:23:56 GMT -6
Our scene opens with Mike looking at some random car parts and seems to be inspecting them. He looks up at the camera and is a little confused at first and thinks he is cutting another public service announcement.
Mike: Hello, I’m Mike Honcho. I’m here to tell you about the evils of traveling between parallel universes. First off, be careful about letting clones of other people into our universe. It could be really bad in some cases, but may be good in others. One example is in one parallel universe, you may find…
At that moment, Honcho is interrupted but one of the crewmembers that can’t stand listening to his babbling.
Crew Member #1: Mike! This isn’t a Public Service Announcement. It’s you doing a promo for your match on the PPV pre-show, Wired. How dumb are you!?
Honcho: So this isn’t a PSA? Why didn’t you guys tell me? It would seem you’re the dumb one. I knew what I was doing and you guys just didn’t tell me. You’re lucky I’m in a party mood or I’d drop you faster than you can say abracadabra!
Crew Member #1: Just say you’re going to say so we can get the heck out of here! Jezz!
MH: Like I said, I’m here to party, but now, it’s back to business. When I fight you Mr. (long pause) Who do I fight again?
The entire crew all bust out in a sigh of disbelief. One grabs a metal pipe and lunges at Honcho but is stopped by the other crewmembers before he could reach his target.
Crew Member #2: It’s Jack Hammond, the guy from England. You know?
Mike: Does he look kind of like the guy from that show where they drive fast cars and that other show where they do funny science experiments?
Crewmembers in unison: YES!
Honcho: Ok, Gotcha. Mr. Hammond, when we face off in the six sided ring of fire (Crewmembers throw up their arms in frustration) you’re gonna know what it’s like to sing the blues. Because I’m gonna cut off all circulation to your brain and you’re gonna be all like ‘I can’t breathe’ and I’m gonna lean over and whisper in your ear ‘Shake and bake’ and that will be the end of the match either because you pass out or the ref disqualifies me for choking you. But that’s only if I get desperate. I saw your little video tape you made when you was taking the children to school. You kept calling me a weird name like ‘Tony Buttafuoco’ or something. Seems like a lot of people have been calling me that name the past few weeks. Well I’m here to tell you its Mike Honcho. Do I need to translate it from American to English for you? I mean what have the English, ever done in the entire history of the world?
Crew Member #3: Well, they colonized America; they also gave us the Beatles and Led Zeppelin just to name a few.
Mike: Oh, well those are three petty cool things. Ok, so the English are pretty cool. You got me on that one. But America has done cooler things; we invented Chinese food, French toast, and beer! Top that! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some American things to do.
End scene
Mike: Hello, I’m Mike Honcho. I’m here to tell you about the evils of traveling between parallel universes. First off, be careful about letting clones of other people into our universe. It could be really bad in some cases, but may be good in others. One example is in one parallel universe, you may find…
At that moment, Honcho is interrupted but one of the crewmembers that can’t stand listening to his babbling.
Crew Member #1: Mike! This isn’t a Public Service Announcement. It’s you doing a promo for your match on the PPV pre-show, Wired. How dumb are you!?
Honcho: So this isn’t a PSA? Why didn’t you guys tell me? It would seem you’re the dumb one. I knew what I was doing and you guys just didn’t tell me. You’re lucky I’m in a party mood or I’d drop you faster than you can say abracadabra!
Crew Member #1: Just say you’re going to say so we can get the heck out of here! Jezz!
MH: Like I said, I’m here to party, but now, it’s back to business. When I fight you Mr. (long pause) Who do I fight again?
The entire crew all bust out in a sigh of disbelief. One grabs a metal pipe and lunges at Honcho but is stopped by the other crewmembers before he could reach his target.
Crew Member #2: It’s Jack Hammond, the guy from England. You know?
Mike: Does he look kind of like the guy from that show where they drive fast cars and that other show where they do funny science experiments?
Crewmembers in unison: YES!
Honcho: Ok, Gotcha. Mr. Hammond, when we face off in the six sided ring of fire (Crewmembers throw up their arms in frustration) you’re gonna know what it’s like to sing the blues. Because I’m gonna cut off all circulation to your brain and you’re gonna be all like ‘I can’t breathe’ and I’m gonna lean over and whisper in your ear ‘Shake and bake’ and that will be the end of the match either because you pass out or the ref disqualifies me for choking you. But that’s only if I get desperate. I saw your little video tape you made when you was taking the children to school. You kept calling me a weird name like ‘Tony Buttafuoco’ or something. Seems like a lot of people have been calling me that name the past few weeks. Well I’m here to tell you its Mike Honcho. Do I need to translate it from American to English for you? I mean what have the English, ever done in the entire history of the world?
Crew Member #3: Well, they colonized America; they also gave us the Beatles and Led Zeppelin just to name a few.
Mike: Oh, well those are three petty cool things. Ok, so the English are pretty cool. You got me on that one. But America has done cooler things; we invented Chinese food, French toast, and beer! Top that! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some American things to do.
End scene