Post by The Ace on Aug 23, 2008 16:21:42 GMT -6
*The scene opens on three documents laid across a large desk, the camera focuses on the first one on the left as The Ace's voiceover reads along...*
I Jackhammer of Lethal Intent hereby confess that I am an incompetent National Champion and submit as proof of my guilt, my last minute promo which I cut in a haste after I managed to accept the fact that I hve no chance of winning this match or of competing with men so much greater than myself. I called them all a bunch of no talented panzies simply because I hoped it would divert their attention from the fact that I really am.
I hereby admit that I have not nor will I ever represent the division I am currently Champion of fairly, despite the support of some of my peers. I realise now that The Ace was right to condemn me as a man of more brawn than brain. I lied when I said my competitors couldn't wrestle their way out of a paper bag and that I was definitely looking forward to this match. In truth it is I who am going to need one over my head after I get utterly humiliated on Sunday.
Finally I admit that it is I who aspire to be as great as them, not the other way round and I freely apologise for any misleading statement I made in my last promo and deserve to be executed for my ignorance on August 24th, 2008.
I, AJ Phoenix hereby confess to being a lucky X-Division Champion with an ego far greater than my ability. I am also guilty of repeating myself several times, particularly to The Ace because I can no longer pick on anything he says. I hereby acknowledge that he and I have vastly different careers now and I freely apologise for any misleading statement I made in my last promo and deserve to be executed for my ignorance on August 24th, 2008.
*Below we see the signatures of Jackhammer and AJ, before the camera pans to the centre document...*
We, Angel and Falcon of Social Enemies, jointly confess as source and shadow to be the victims of circumstance and to always underestimate our opponents because we have our heads so far up our own asses.
We realise now that no retard references or six points of strategy is going to save us from the beating we will soon receive.
Falcon and I freely admit that it since we do not understand that The Ace has accepted we are not liars and more victims of circumstance, we still made a huge point about not being liars because we too have nothing to dispute the charges against us. We also realise that though our intregity has been called into question, this is not an age wher our problems can simply be solved by shooting those we disagree with. We also confirm that Joe Everyman is of no consequence in this crime for which we are being punished and that he himself is as irrelevant as the comments made earlier.
We appreciate that not everybody appreciates our strategies even if they are intended to be universally understood and as such we appreciate that we too must learn to expect the unexpected and be punished for not breaking our habits. We understand now that we are fools who only think we know better and that the charges will stand despite our last witty remark. We will finally be men enough to accept that we cannot handle the truth, whether our executioners ignore us or deny us is also irrelevant and we freely apologise for any misleading statement we made in my last promo and deserve to be executed for our ignorance on August 24th, 2008.
*Below we see the signatures of Falcon and Angel, before the camera pans to the final document...*
I Jack Manson of Social Distortion hereby confess that I no longer deserve to be held in high regard due to my recent lack of success in nCw, I am a has been and submit as proof of my guilt, my last minute promo which I cut in a haste after I managed to accept the fact that I have no chance of winning this match or of competing with men so much greater than myself. and I freely apologise for any misleading statement I made in my last promo and deserve to be executed for my crime of unerestimating and insulting a man's family on August 24th, 2008.
I Xavier Williams hereby confess that I am the only one man enough to aceept the charges against me without questionand submit as proof of my guilt, my lack of promos and deserve to be executed for my ignorance on August 24th, 2008.
*Below we see the signatures of Williams and Manson, but Jack's stands out as it is written in blood, before a hand carefully collects all three execution orders snd lays them on top of one another in the centre, the last one is top of the pile..and a hand tosses a black hood and two playing cards on top of it...a Joker and The Ace of Spades as a sudden laughter echoes through the air as the scene fades to black...*
EXECUTION ORDER FOR LETHAL INTENT
I Jackhammer of Lethal Intent hereby confess that I am an incompetent National Champion and submit as proof of my guilt, my last minute promo which I cut in a haste after I managed to accept the fact that I hve no chance of winning this match or of competing with men so much greater than myself. I called them all a bunch of no talented panzies simply because I hoped it would divert their attention from the fact that I really am.
I hereby admit that I have not nor will I ever represent the division I am currently Champion of fairly, despite the support of some of my peers. I realise now that The Ace was right to condemn me as a man of more brawn than brain. I lied when I said my competitors couldn't wrestle their way out of a paper bag and that I was definitely looking forward to this match. In truth it is I who am going to need one over my head after I get utterly humiliated on Sunday.
Finally I admit that it is I who aspire to be as great as them, not the other way round and I freely apologise for any misleading statement I made in my last promo and deserve to be executed for my ignorance on August 24th, 2008.
I, AJ Phoenix hereby confess to being a lucky X-Division Champion with an ego far greater than my ability. I am also guilty of repeating myself several times, particularly to The Ace because I can no longer pick on anything he says. I hereby acknowledge that he and I have vastly different careers now and I freely apologise for any misleading statement I made in my last promo and deserve to be executed for my ignorance on August 24th, 2008.
*Below we see the signatures of Jackhammer and AJ, before the camera pans to the centre document...*
EXECUTION ORDER FOR SOCIAL ENEMIES
We, Angel and Falcon of Social Enemies, jointly confess as source and shadow to be the victims of circumstance and to always underestimate our opponents because we have our heads so far up our own asses.
We realise now that no retard references or six points of strategy is going to save us from the beating we will soon receive.
Falcon and I freely admit that it since we do not understand that The Ace has accepted we are not liars and more victims of circumstance, we still made a huge point about not being liars because we too have nothing to dispute the charges against us. We also realise that though our intregity has been called into question, this is not an age wher our problems can simply be solved by shooting those we disagree with. We also confirm that Joe Everyman is of no consequence in this crime for which we are being punished and that he himself is as irrelevant as the comments made earlier.
We appreciate that not everybody appreciates our strategies even if they are intended to be universally understood and as such we appreciate that we too must learn to expect the unexpected and be punished for not breaking our habits. We understand now that we are fools who only think we know better and that the charges will stand despite our last witty remark. We will finally be men enough to accept that we cannot handle the truth, whether our executioners ignore us or deny us is also irrelevant and we freely apologise for any misleading statement we made in my last promo and deserve to be executed for our ignorance on August 24th, 2008.
*Below we see the signatures of Falcon and Angel, before the camera pans to the final document...*
EXECUTION ORDER FOR SOCIAL DISTORTION
I Jack Manson of Social Distortion hereby confess that I no longer deserve to be held in high regard due to my recent lack of success in nCw, I am a has been and submit as proof of my guilt, my last minute promo which I cut in a haste after I managed to accept the fact that I have no chance of winning this match or of competing with men so much greater than myself. and I freely apologise for any misleading statement I made in my last promo and deserve to be executed for my crime of unerestimating and insulting a man's family on August 24th, 2008.
I Xavier Williams hereby confess that I am the only one man enough to aceept the charges against me without questionand submit as proof of my guilt, my lack of promos and deserve to be executed for my ignorance on August 24th, 2008.
*Below we see the signatures of Williams and Manson, but Jack's stands out as it is written in blood, before a hand carefully collects all three execution orders snd lays them on top of one another in the centre, the last one is top of the pile..and a hand tosses a black hood and two playing cards on top of it...a Joker and The Ace of Spades as a sudden laughter echoes through the air as the scene fades to black...*