Post by Ricky Johnson on Aug 23, 2008 23:52:41 GMT -6
Afternoon.
We are once again inside the Johnson mansion, this time, in the living room whre Chad Light, nCw's favorite interviewer is seated. Wearing a seemingly out of place plaid sweater-vest and khakis combo, sits down getting mic'd up.
Chad: I don't really know what to expect, Joe.
The "Joe" he's refering too is of course Joe, the mic guy. (you come up with an offical title for him) He finishes, and goes over to Ricky, who is currently seated across from Chad, clad in a super-cool Ricky Johnson "Kill Your Idols" nCw t-shirt and black leather pants.
Chad: You ready for the Interview?
Ricky: I've never needed you before Chadwick, I won't after this either. Consider yourself lucky.
Chad: Right. We ready?
Joe the mic guy is out the picture and the camera is rolling.
Chad: Welcome to another interview segment, this is Chad Lights and today, we have an exclusive interview with Ricky Johnson, who this Sunday will compete in a "I Surrender" match with John Anthony. Ricky, what are you doing to ready yourself for this match?
Roxi now comes into the picture, wearing a white tanktop and short shorts. She sits down next to Ricky.
Roxi: Well Chad, Ricky has been deep in training for this match. He has been subjecting himself to all kinds of tortutre.
Chad: Such as?
Roxi: Any John Anthony promo.
Chad: Hilarious. Seriously, what has he been doing?
Roxi: What do you expect to hear Chad? Ricky has been training with bears, or electrocuting himself? You have seen Ricky in the ring right?
Chad: Of course.
Roxi: So, exactly what should he be doing? Since you seem to have some ideas.
Chad: I- I didn't mean to insult. You know what, let's change the subject.
Roxi: You mean, you're going to ask an intelligent question?
Chad: Yes. I-I-mean No. I-I- Ok. Different topic. Did You see the latest promotional work by John Anthony, it was filmed almost instantly after you're last work.
Roxi: Of course Ricky did. He's his opponent.
Chad: I know, but what did Ricky think if it?
Roxi: It sucked.
Ricky looks over at Roxi, who smirks.
Ricky: John Anthony came after me for the simple reason that he felt he needed to stretch the truth even more, and compensate himself. Plain and simple.
Roxi: It sucked. Even simpler.
Chad: So, are you underestimating John Anthony for this match? He seems for focused than ever.
Roxi: Oh, we're happy that John is focused.
Ricky: Exactly. The most important thing he said was....well, if you can think of it, feel free to chime in here. I can't really recall. It just made me scratch my head. I mean, it was like an episode of LOST. One question in answered, five more pop up. I mean, was that the "Real" John Anthony? The one that had so much hype and potential? Am I going to face that guy this Sunday. The guy who is the "next big thing" so to speak? Or am I going to be dissapointed...again.
Roxi: Bet on dissapointment love. Set low standards, that way you're never dissapointed.
Ricky: Good point.
Chad: Forgive me, but you two sound very overconfident.
Ricky: What do you expect? Let me ask you a question, name a nCw singles title that John has won.
Chad: He hasn't.
Ricky: Ok, now name the nCw Pay-Per-View that John Anthony main evented.
Chad: There isn't one.
Ricky: Ok, so, I should be concered...why? Because he's mad? I would be too if I lost week in and week out. As a matter of fact, I used to. But you know what I did? I got better. I stepped my game up. Has John Anthony? you'd never know because he's been stuck in the same spot seemingly forever.
Chad: That's still no reason to overestimate yourselves.
Roxi: John Anthony was once a guy a great potential, but where has it gone? where is the guy who was "the next world champion" He must be at home, because This imposter isn't him.
Ricky: Unless of course, that angry gentlemen who tried to sound determined was the "real" John Anthony. But again, that's a question that we will answer at Battle Grounds. But more importantly, did you see his "house"
Chad: Yes, it's quite impressive.
Roxi: Not as impressive as this though.
Ricky: It's almost like that "loft aparment" comment I made struck a nerve. He was very quick to prove himself. Suspicious if you ask me. Seriously, who's house was that? He never lived there. Unless he bought it just yesterday, which I doubt considering his seemingly need to buy hookers and such, that it even is his.
Chad: Moving on to the match, He has vowed to choke you out and make you quit -
Roxi cuts him off.
Roxi: Wow, you said that with a straight face.
Ricky: I heard. But since when does John Anthony know submission holds? Have you seen him down anything beside "Anthony SMASH" in the ring. I mean, I've never known John to be a "technical marvel" so let's not insult anyone's intelligence here.
Chad: You guys are unbelieveable.
Roxi: Thanks. You know, you've been nothing to rude since you came in here. I think we can finish this without you.
Ricky gives the cameraman a "come here" finger.
Ricky: John, I hope your watching and listening. I am overjoyed that you are pissed off and waiting to get your hands on me. I am hoping that this rage keeps boiling over everyday that we aren't fighting. Because it will make your destruction all the more enjoyable. Then, aisde from the obvious question, you can answer another. Are you John Anthony? Are you the guy who has all the hype surrounding him? Are you the guy who is the "future" world champion? Are you "the next big thing"?
Roxi: Or, are you exactly what came out of Ricky's Mouth:
Ricky and Roxi: Hype.
Ricky kisses Roxi on the cheek
Ricky: I guess will find out this Sunday. And then you can answer another question
IS IT PAINFULLY CLEAR YET?
We are once again inside the Johnson mansion, this time, in the living room whre Chad Light, nCw's favorite interviewer is seated. Wearing a seemingly out of place plaid sweater-vest and khakis combo, sits down getting mic'd up.
Chad: I don't really know what to expect, Joe.
The "Joe" he's refering too is of course Joe, the mic guy. (you come up with an offical title for him) He finishes, and goes over to Ricky, who is currently seated across from Chad, clad in a super-cool Ricky Johnson "Kill Your Idols" nCw t-shirt and black leather pants.
Chad: You ready for the Interview?
Ricky: I've never needed you before Chadwick, I won't after this either. Consider yourself lucky.
Chad: Right. We ready?
Joe the mic guy is out the picture and the camera is rolling.
Chad: Welcome to another interview segment, this is Chad Lights and today, we have an exclusive interview with Ricky Johnson, who this Sunday will compete in a "I Surrender" match with John Anthony. Ricky, what are you doing to ready yourself for this match?
Roxi now comes into the picture, wearing a white tanktop and short shorts. She sits down next to Ricky.
Roxi: Well Chad, Ricky has been deep in training for this match. He has been subjecting himself to all kinds of tortutre.
Chad: Such as?
Roxi: Any John Anthony promo.
Chad: Hilarious. Seriously, what has he been doing?
Roxi: What do you expect to hear Chad? Ricky has been training with bears, or electrocuting himself? You have seen Ricky in the ring right?
Chad: Of course.
Roxi: So, exactly what should he be doing? Since you seem to have some ideas.
Chad: I- I didn't mean to insult. You know what, let's change the subject.
Roxi: You mean, you're going to ask an intelligent question?
Chad: Yes. I-I-mean No. I-I- Ok. Different topic. Did You see the latest promotional work by John Anthony, it was filmed almost instantly after you're last work.
Roxi: Of course Ricky did. He's his opponent.
Chad: I know, but what did Ricky think if it?
Roxi: It sucked.
Ricky looks over at Roxi, who smirks.
Ricky: John Anthony came after me for the simple reason that he felt he needed to stretch the truth even more, and compensate himself. Plain and simple.
Roxi: It sucked. Even simpler.
Chad: So, are you underestimating John Anthony for this match? He seems for focused than ever.
Roxi: Oh, we're happy that John is focused.
Ricky: Exactly. The most important thing he said was....well, if you can think of it, feel free to chime in here. I can't really recall. It just made me scratch my head. I mean, it was like an episode of LOST. One question in answered, five more pop up. I mean, was that the "Real" John Anthony? The one that had so much hype and potential? Am I going to face that guy this Sunday. The guy who is the "next big thing" so to speak? Or am I going to be dissapointed...again.
Roxi: Bet on dissapointment love. Set low standards, that way you're never dissapointed.
Ricky: Good point.
Chad: Forgive me, but you two sound very overconfident.
Ricky: What do you expect? Let me ask you a question, name a nCw singles title that John has won.
Chad: He hasn't.
Ricky: Ok, now name the nCw Pay-Per-View that John Anthony main evented.
Chad: There isn't one.
Ricky: Ok, so, I should be concered...why? Because he's mad? I would be too if I lost week in and week out. As a matter of fact, I used to. But you know what I did? I got better. I stepped my game up. Has John Anthony? you'd never know because he's been stuck in the same spot seemingly forever.
Chad: That's still no reason to overestimate yourselves.
Roxi: John Anthony was once a guy a great potential, but where has it gone? where is the guy who was "the next world champion" He must be at home, because This imposter isn't him.
Ricky: Unless of course, that angry gentlemen who tried to sound determined was the "real" John Anthony. But again, that's a question that we will answer at Battle Grounds. But more importantly, did you see his "house"
Chad: Yes, it's quite impressive.
Roxi: Not as impressive as this though.
Ricky: It's almost like that "loft aparment" comment I made struck a nerve. He was very quick to prove himself. Suspicious if you ask me. Seriously, who's house was that? He never lived there. Unless he bought it just yesterday, which I doubt considering his seemingly need to buy hookers and such, that it even is his.
Chad: Moving on to the match, He has vowed to choke you out and make you quit -
Roxi cuts him off.
Roxi: Wow, you said that with a straight face.
Ricky: I heard. But since when does John Anthony know submission holds? Have you seen him down anything beside "Anthony SMASH" in the ring. I mean, I've never known John to be a "technical marvel" so let's not insult anyone's intelligence here.
Chad: You guys are unbelieveable.
Roxi: Thanks. You know, you've been nothing to rude since you came in here. I think we can finish this without you.
Ricky gives the cameraman a "come here" finger.
Ricky: John, I hope your watching and listening. I am overjoyed that you are pissed off and waiting to get your hands on me. I am hoping that this rage keeps boiling over everyday that we aren't fighting. Because it will make your destruction all the more enjoyable. Then, aisde from the obvious question, you can answer another. Are you John Anthony? Are you the guy who has all the hype surrounding him? Are you the guy who is the "future" world champion? Are you "the next big thing"?
Roxi: Or, are you exactly what came out of Ricky's Mouth:
Ricky and Roxi: Hype.
Ricky kisses Roxi on the cheek
Ricky: I guess will find out this Sunday. And then you can answer another question
IS IT PAINFULLY CLEAR YET?