Post by Rob Diamond on Sept 24, 2008 5:17:23 GMT -6
Posted by Warren Suffering on ncwentertainment.com at 12:45 PM on Monday, September 22nd
Hey all, how's it going? What was that? Oh me, yeah I'm doing all right. Still pretty banged up from my match against Adam Knite a few weeks ago. You know, the guy may be out there, but he sure is one touch cookie. He did things to me in that ring that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I mean, I went out there, wholly expecting to lose that match, but I wasn't expecting him to just totally brutalize me, it seemed a little... Brutal. Like, completely unnecessary. Let's just be honest with each other, a guy his size with his experience should have no problem putting me down in a grand total of fifteen seconds, but he went over the top. I guess that's all part of his grand plan to "purify" nCw of whatever it is that's infecting it. Personally, if there is something I'm doing to infect nCw, just let me know next time and I'll cut it out. That beating definitely wasn't worth whatever sickness I'm apparently spreading.
I do however feel that it's pretty funny that Adam is being forced to tag with a guy he openly admits to hating. It should be really interesting to see the great Lance Ryan and Adam the Raptor Knite have to co exist if they want to become tag team champions. I can't say how that's going to go, both guys are really combustible elements, I'll say this, Falcon and Talon are going to have their hands full this week.
Speaking of, did you see the conclusion of that six man tag, Falcon blindly attacking Talon then getting the pin on him? Couldn't have called that ending if you had told me what it was. The whole match was high octane, action packed, then out of no where Falcon just brings everything to a grinding halt. I lost my breath for the entire three count. I can't believe it, if there is one match I want to see this Sunday, besides the Wal Mart match, it's this tag match. Falcon and Talon are going to have some issues to work out, Lance and Adam are going to have to co exist. Road to the Gold is going to be out standing just because of the under card.
The main event on the other hand. It's going to be Awesome VS Ace, why even bother having the tournament. From the first round these two guys were trying to set up Ace and Awesome. They took out Angel, Ace had all easy opponents. Look at his competition this Sunday, Burning, Lord Dominicus and I beat him in tag action, Ace is facing him for a shot at the World title? Come on people? The whole thing is a set up.
I know what your thinking, another crazy conspiracy theory from Warren, right? Well wrong, it's not a theory, it's going down this Sunday and personally I'm going to be pretty upset. I know Lord Dominicus hates the guy and all, but I was really pulling for Angel, and god knows he's gonna pull something this Sunday. I'll be waiting for that.
Gotta move onto something else now, something a little more on my level.
HEROES COMES BACK TONIGHT!!!!!
Oh man, I can't wait for it, I'm literally shaking right now from excitement. I've been watching the trailers online over and over again. I even went out and read some spoilers last night because I couldn't contain myself. I mean, I need to know what happens to Nathan, and Sylar, and Claire. It's just so exciting to be watching this show again. All of you out there who don't watch Heroes need to take it under serious consideration because the show is simply phenomenal. Tonights season premiere is going to be the biggest premiere in TV history and I'm going to be right there the whole time.
Sorry, got a little side tracked there, I guess it's time to move on to the real reason some of you are reading this, the DWO versus Fallen Perfection in a Puppet on a Poll match.
You know, when Tex first went missing, I was a little skeptical that the whole thing would come down to a match. I figured it was just someone messing with Lord Dominicus. But as the weeks went by and it was revealed that Tex was in fact stolen, it became clear to me that there was going to be blood shed if Tex was not returned. Lord Dominicus has been on a war path recently, no one has been able to stop him. Everytime he gets in that ring he leaves someone else laying on their back. And these guys, Chris and Dylan think their funny, parading around with Tex like some kind of trophy. Do they not see whats happening around them? Do they not see the black cloud above their heads? The storm that is brewing?
Dylan obviously wants no part of the whole thing, he thinks it's a joke, and to him it is, to him Tex is just some plush toy that Lord Dominicus picked up somewhere because in Dylan's eyes Lord Dominicus is a loser. Well Dylan, since you are obviously the smarter of the two, I think it should be you that I deliver this message too. Just take Tex away from Chris and give him back to my Dark Lord, then all will be well. The DWO will leave you alone and we can go back to business as usual. There is no reason for this match, no reason for you to suffer the loss of your soul, or whatever evil act my Lord has planned. He has been steaming now for weeks, every opponent he has faced he has seen as the one who did him wrong and each one has suffered. Did you not see what he did to Carl Paralyzer? Two moves and he was down. Nothing will stop my Lord from getting what is his. So please Dylan, for your own safety, security, and for your soul, just do the right thing and give Tex back.
That would bring me to Chris. The one who like my Lord seems to somewhat worship Tex. Tex is a great and honorable... Puppet and being of immense power. Your idol worship of him is understandable. I myself find my knees buckling before him. However you went about it all wrong. Lord Dominicus is charged as Tex's keeper in this realm and the fact that you have stolen him is not only an insult to my Lord but a slap in the face of all the Dark Lords before Lord Dominicus. You have to know that he cannot just let this slide, someone must be and will be punished. My Lord does not take this kind of thing lightly. If you truly wanted to show Tex the respect and worship he deserves then you could have come to us and you could have gotten to your knees before us and worshiped him as he should be worshiped.
Instead you chose the other path. Greed has driven you to take Tex as your own. You call him a collectable and though it warms my heart to see you defend him to your less than stellar tag team partner, I'm still baffled by the way you just ignore us. Now we battle over Tex, which must be what you wanted all along, a fight. It's the only logical reason I can come up with to intentionally do something to make my Lord angry. A fight is what your going to get Chris, a one sided domination fest that will see my Dark Lord reunited with his Dark Master, Tex.
Well I gotta run for now, but I'll probably be back on here when these two go off and say something stupid.
Excelsior!
( The scene finally opens up still with in the Marriot Hotel. Lord Dominicus Rob Diamond is sitting patiently on the one bed looking into the camera. He's wearing a tight black T with nothing on it and black pants. The look on his face is cold and uncaring as he stares. )
Rob: This Sunday I finally get the opportunity I've been waiting for. After what seems like an eternity without his guiding light, Tex will once again be ring side, cheering me on. It truly seems like I've been wrestling with a huge hole in my chest without him. That hole will finally be filled Sunday. Since he's been gone, since I've been out there all alone, I've been crushing everything in my path. I have been more focused and driven than ever before. All I can see is once again being with Tex and it drives to do things I don't normally do, it drives me to be more vicious than I normally am. This time away has given me the focus I need to ascend to upper echelon of Dark Lordness. I almost feel sorry for my opponents this week. They can't even possibly anticipate what they are about to walk into. I'm sure all they are expecting is a whining loser who thinks he's a super powered villain. But they couldn't be more wrong. I don't think I'm anything, I know what I am. I am the one and only DARK LORD OF NCW! I am Lord Dominicus the MOST FEARED MAN IN NCW! And my opponents this week are the very men who have caused my great pain. The very men who have hurt me in a way, in a place I did not know I could hurt.
( Rob looks away for a moment then looks back. )
Rob: Fallen Perfection. Chris Mercury STOLE Tex from me and now marches around with him as if they are the best of friends. I'm telling you right now Chris, Tex FEELS NOTHING FOR YOU! He is my Dark Master, my Dark Teacher, all he is to you is a puppet. You care not for him. He cares not for you. All your doing is pretending. You want the world to look and to laugh at you, to find the humor in what your doing. You want to make me look like an idiot all because Tex talks to me and not to you. I bet it bothers you that he won't even utter a single syllable to you, doesn't it? He never will Chris. He hates you. Your lucky his powers were passed on to me because other wise he would have vanquished you long ago. You are nothing to him but a meat sack with a sense of humor. But there will be nothing funny about this Sunday, not for you. Tex, Warren and I will be the ones laughing. Laughing as I suck out your soul and banish you to the seventh layer of Hates where you will not be welcomed with open arms but with fire and pain and torment. You do not mess with a Dark Lord and expect to get away scott free. Tex will be coming home with me Chris, and you will wallow in defeat. You will come to know what true pain is. You will come to know the powers of nCw's one and only Dark Lord. Perhaps, if the pain is too much, and your will breaks, you may even become my unwilling herald. Going from place to place to warn others of my arrival. To warn them to either join the Domincus World Order or die. Or perhaps you will foolishly try to fight me like some hero and wind up as most heroes do, dead. Either which way you look at it, you will still fall before my might.
( Rob stands up from the bed. He grabs a bag and moves it closer to the door. He is obviously getting ready to leave. )
Rob: That leaves your tag team partner Dylan Phoenix. You have been the out spoken one, the reasoner, but you were also the one who came up with the match. You are the one who is giving me the fairest chance of getting Tex back that I could hope for. For that and that alone I say thank you Dylan. Thank you for giving me the chance to right a wrong and get back my Dark Master. Thank you for the chance to grab you by the throat and hopefully ring the life from you. Thank you for the chance to show all of nCw the kind of pests that run rampant here. Normally I would go into some sort of tirade and tell you not to be a hero, not to try anything foolish, not this time. Your no hero. I've known heroes, their noble, trust worthy, they don't take orders, they give them, and they never steal. I don't know what you are Dylan. It's almost like you want to be a super cool villain like me but you just can't do it. You abandoned your brother, you aided in the theft of my Tex, and now you chose to battle me then just do the right thing. Whatever you are Dylan, whatever your trying to be, come this Sunday you will be nothing more than a after thought. You see my apprentice will take care of you. My dear sweet Warren Suffering is going to keep you out of my hair. My main focus is Chris this Sunday. He is the one that must pay. You are nothing to me. A joke, a cronie, a lackey, someone's play thing. Perhaps after Sunday, when you go from being one half of some worthless tag team, and your suddenly thrust into the singles picture because your partner is no more, you can finally shine. But this Sunday, the both of you, are nothing more than obstacles. Tex will be mine again, and once I have my Dark Master, The Dominicus World Order will continue it's mission to dominate all of nCw.
Warren: Lord Dominicus? *From another room* Can you bring me my undies?
( Rob's head drops as he looks over at the closed bathroom door. Rob reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a red pair of briefs and knocks on the door. The door opens as a wet arm slides out and takes them. Several moments later Warren Suffering steps out wearing jeans and a white t-shirt. )
Rob: Come my apprentice, we must get to the plane. We only have until six tonight to check in at the hotel.
Warren: Actually, my Lord, I was feeling kind of bad about everything that happened the last few weeks.
Rob: Nonsense, Dark Apprentices feel no such things.
Warren: Either way, it occurs to me that Road to the Gold is in Miami... and... That's pretty close to where my parents live. I called them, they said they'd love to meet you.
( Rob sighs. )
Warren: Please, it would mean the world to me for you to come and meet them.
Rob: Fine my apprentice, we shall go and see your parents.
( Warren leaps into Rob's arms and starts jumping up and down as he hugs him. Rob looks fairly disgusted but he continues to allow it. The scene fades out on the over excited Warren and his Dark Lord, Rob Diamond. )
Hey all, how's it going? What was that? Oh me, yeah I'm doing all right. Still pretty banged up from my match against Adam Knite a few weeks ago. You know, the guy may be out there, but he sure is one touch cookie. He did things to me in that ring that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I mean, I went out there, wholly expecting to lose that match, but I wasn't expecting him to just totally brutalize me, it seemed a little... Brutal. Like, completely unnecessary. Let's just be honest with each other, a guy his size with his experience should have no problem putting me down in a grand total of fifteen seconds, but he went over the top. I guess that's all part of his grand plan to "purify" nCw of whatever it is that's infecting it. Personally, if there is something I'm doing to infect nCw, just let me know next time and I'll cut it out. That beating definitely wasn't worth whatever sickness I'm apparently spreading.
I do however feel that it's pretty funny that Adam is being forced to tag with a guy he openly admits to hating. It should be really interesting to see the great Lance Ryan and Adam the Raptor Knite have to co exist if they want to become tag team champions. I can't say how that's going to go, both guys are really combustible elements, I'll say this, Falcon and Talon are going to have their hands full this week.
Speaking of, did you see the conclusion of that six man tag, Falcon blindly attacking Talon then getting the pin on him? Couldn't have called that ending if you had told me what it was. The whole match was high octane, action packed, then out of no where Falcon just brings everything to a grinding halt. I lost my breath for the entire three count. I can't believe it, if there is one match I want to see this Sunday, besides the Wal Mart match, it's this tag match. Falcon and Talon are going to have some issues to work out, Lance and Adam are going to have to co exist. Road to the Gold is going to be out standing just because of the under card.
The main event on the other hand. It's going to be Awesome VS Ace, why even bother having the tournament. From the first round these two guys were trying to set up Ace and Awesome. They took out Angel, Ace had all easy opponents. Look at his competition this Sunday, Burning, Lord Dominicus and I beat him in tag action, Ace is facing him for a shot at the World title? Come on people? The whole thing is a set up.
I know what your thinking, another crazy conspiracy theory from Warren, right? Well wrong, it's not a theory, it's going down this Sunday and personally I'm going to be pretty upset. I know Lord Dominicus hates the guy and all, but I was really pulling for Angel, and god knows he's gonna pull something this Sunday. I'll be waiting for that.
Gotta move onto something else now, something a little more on my level.
HEROES COMES BACK TONIGHT!!!!!
Oh man, I can't wait for it, I'm literally shaking right now from excitement. I've been watching the trailers online over and over again. I even went out and read some spoilers last night because I couldn't contain myself. I mean, I need to know what happens to Nathan, and Sylar, and Claire. It's just so exciting to be watching this show again. All of you out there who don't watch Heroes need to take it under serious consideration because the show is simply phenomenal. Tonights season premiere is going to be the biggest premiere in TV history and I'm going to be right there the whole time.
Sorry, got a little side tracked there, I guess it's time to move on to the real reason some of you are reading this, the DWO versus Fallen Perfection in a Puppet on a Poll match.
You know, when Tex first went missing, I was a little skeptical that the whole thing would come down to a match. I figured it was just someone messing with Lord Dominicus. But as the weeks went by and it was revealed that Tex was in fact stolen, it became clear to me that there was going to be blood shed if Tex was not returned. Lord Dominicus has been on a war path recently, no one has been able to stop him. Everytime he gets in that ring he leaves someone else laying on their back. And these guys, Chris and Dylan think their funny, parading around with Tex like some kind of trophy. Do they not see whats happening around them? Do they not see the black cloud above their heads? The storm that is brewing?
Dylan obviously wants no part of the whole thing, he thinks it's a joke, and to him it is, to him Tex is just some plush toy that Lord Dominicus picked up somewhere because in Dylan's eyes Lord Dominicus is a loser. Well Dylan, since you are obviously the smarter of the two, I think it should be you that I deliver this message too. Just take Tex away from Chris and give him back to my Dark Lord, then all will be well. The DWO will leave you alone and we can go back to business as usual. There is no reason for this match, no reason for you to suffer the loss of your soul, or whatever evil act my Lord has planned. He has been steaming now for weeks, every opponent he has faced he has seen as the one who did him wrong and each one has suffered. Did you not see what he did to Carl Paralyzer? Two moves and he was down. Nothing will stop my Lord from getting what is his. So please Dylan, for your own safety, security, and for your soul, just do the right thing and give Tex back.
That would bring me to Chris. The one who like my Lord seems to somewhat worship Tex. Tex is a great and honorable... Puppet and being of immense power. Your idol worship of him is understandable. I myself find my knees buckling before him. However you went about it all wrong. Lord Dominicus is charged as Tex's keeper in this realm and the fact that you have stolen him is not only an insult to my Lord but a slap in the face of all the Dark Lords before Lord Dominicus. You have to know that he cannot just let this slide, someone must be and will be punished. My Lord does not take this kind of thing lightly. If you truly wanted to show Tex the respect and worship he deserves then you could have come to us and you could have gotten to your knees before us and worshiped him as he should be worshiped.
Instead you chose the other path. Greed has driven you to take Tex as your own. You call him a collectable and though it warms my heart to see you defend him to your less than stellar tag team partner, I'm still baffled by the way you just ignore us. Now we battle over Tex, which must be what you wanted all along, a fight. It's the only logical reason I can come up with to intentionally do something to make my Lord angry. A fight is what your going to get Chris, a one sided domination fest that will see my Dark Lord reunited with his Dark Master, Tex.
Well I gotta run for now, but I'll probably be back on here when these two go off and say something stupid.
Excelsior!
( The scene finally opens up still with in the Marriot Hotel. Lord Dominicus Rob Diamond is sitting patiently on the one bed looking into the camera. He's wearing a tight black T with nothing on it and black pants. The look on his face is cold and uncaring as he stares. )
Rob: This Sunday I finally get the opportunity I've been waiting for. After what seems like an eternity without his guiding light, Tex will once again be ring side, cheering me on. It truly seems like I've been wrestling with a huge hole in my chest without him. That hole will finally be filled Sunday. Since he's been gone, since I've been out there all alone, I've been crushing everything in my path. I have been more focused and driven than ever before. All I can see is once again being with Tex and it drives to do things I don't normally do, it drives me to be more vicious than I normally am. This time away has given me the focus I need to ascend to upper echelon of Dark Lordness. I almost feel sorry for my opponents this week. They can't even possibly anticipate what they are about to walk into. I'm sure all they are expecting is a whining loser who thinks he's a super powered villain. But they couldn't be more wrong. I don't think I'm anything, I know what I am. I am the one and only DARK LORD OF NCW! I am Lord Dominicus the MOST FEARED MAN IN NCW! And my opponents this week are the very men who have caused my great pain. The very men who have hurt me in a way, in a place I did not know I could hurt.
( Rob looks away for a moment then looks back. )
Rob: Fallen Perfection. Chris Mercury STOLE Tex from me and now marches around with him as if they are the best of friends. I'm telling you right now Chris, Tex FEELS NOTHING FOR YOU! He is my Dark Master, my Dark Teacher, all he is to you is a puppet. You care not for him. He cares not for you. All your doing is pretending. You want the world to look and to laugh at you, to find the humor in what your doing. You want to make me look like an idiot all because Tex talks to me and not to you. I bet it bothers you that he won't even utter a single syllable to you, doesn't it? He never will Chris. He hates you. Your lucky his powers were passed on to me because other wise he would have vanquished you long ago. You are nothing to him but a meat sack with a sense of humor. But there will be nothing funny about this Sunday, not for you. Tex, Warren and I will be the ones laughing. Laughing as I suck out your soul and banish you to the seventh layer of Hates where you will not be welcomed with open arms but with fire and pain and torment. You do not mess with a Dark Lord and expect to get away scott free. Tex will be coming home with me Chris, and you will wallow in defeat. You will come to know what true pain is. You will come to know the powers of nCw's one and only Dark Lord. Perhaps, if the pain is too much, and your will breaks, you may even become my unwilling herald. Going from place to place to warn others of my arrival. To warn them to either join the Domincus World Order or die. Or perhaps you will foolishly try to fight me like some hero and wind up as most heroes do, dead. Either which way you look at it, you will still fall before my might.
( Rob stands up from the bed. He grabs a bag and moves it closer to the door. He is obviously getting ready to leave. )
Rob: That leaves your tag team partner Dylan Phoenix. You have been the out spoken one, the reasoner, but you were also the one who came up with the match. You are the one who is giving me the fairest chance of getting Tex back that I could hope for. For that and that alone I say thank you Dylan. Thank you for giving me the chance to right a wrong and get back my Dark Master. Thank you for the chance to grab you by the throat and hopefully ring the life from you. Thank you for the chance to show all of nCw the kind of pests that run rampant here. Normally I would go into some sort of tirade and tell you not to be a hero, not to try anything foolish, not this time. Your no hero. I've known heroes, their noble, trust worthy, they don't take orders, they give them, and they never steal. I don't know what you are Dylan. It's almost like you want to be a super cool villain like me but you just can't do it. You abandoned your brother, you aided in the theft of my Tex, and now you chose to battle me then just do the right thing. Whatever you are Dylan, whatever your trying to be, come this Sunday you will be nothing more than a after thought. You see my apprentice will take care of you. My dear sweet Warren Suffering is going to keep you out of my hair. My main focus is Chris this Sunday. He is the one that must pay. You are nothing to me. A joke, a cronie, a lackey, someone's play thing. Perhaps after Sunday, when you go from being one half of some worthless tag team, and your suddenly thrust into the singles picture because your partner is no more, you can finally shine. But this Sunday, the both of you, are nothing more than obstacles. Tex will be mine again, and once I have my Dark Master, The Dominicus World Order will continue it's mission to dominate all of nCw.
Warren: Lord Dominicus? *From another room* Can you bring me my undies?
( Rob's head drops as he looks over at the closed bathroom door. Rob reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a red pair of briefs and knocks on the door. The door opens as a wet arm slides out and takes them. Several moments later Warren Suffering steps out wearing jeans and a white t-shirt. )
Rob: Come my apprentice, we must get to the plane. We only have until six tonight to check in at the hotel.
Warren: Actually, my Lord, I was feeling kind of bad about everything that happened the last few weeks.
Rob: Nonsense, Dark Apprentices feel no such things.
Warren: Either way, it occurs to me that Road to the Gold is in Miami... and... That's pretty close to where my parents live. I called them, they said they'd love to meet you.
( Rob sighs. )
Warren: Please, it would mean the world to me for you to come and meet them.
Rob: Fine my apprentice, we shall go and see your parents.
( Warren leaps into Rob's arms and starts jumping up and down as he hugs him. Rob looks fairly disgusted but he continues to allow it. The scene fades out on the over excited Warren and his Dark Lord, Rob Diamond. )