Post by Dylan phoenix on Sept 25, 2008 17:09:55 GMT -6
The scene opens in a hotel room somewhere within the proximity of NCW's next live event the Pay per view entitled "Road to the gold", we see Dylan Phoenix playing around on his laptop as Chris Mercury sits in the background with his arm around Tex watching Ren and Stimpy
T.V.::"STIMPY YOU IDIOT!"
Mercury cracks up and rolls around the bed with Tex laughing, Dylan turns his head slightly with a raised eyebrow, he shakes his head with a disgusted look of confusing on his face
Dylan:: "Dude...come here man.....have a look at this..."
Mercury ignores Dylan, either that or doesn't hear him as he continuies giggling like a little girl at Ren and Stimpy
Dylan:: "Chris......dude...the computer screen..."
This time mercury seems to hear his friend
Chris:: "Not now man I'm watching my cartoons..."
Dylan's face seems to go red with anger
Dylan:: "CHRIS GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE BEFORE I BEAT YOU WITH A RUBBER HOSE!"
Mercury's eyes widen as he gets up off the bed with Tex and sits down next to Dylan, both of them start reading the page that seems to be on the NCW website, it's warren suffering's blog....they both skim across it and as they get to the end they both turn their heads slowly ending up face to face before bursting out with laughter, after a few moments they stop and try to catch their breath
Dylan:: "That's pretty funny"
Dylan turns to get Chris' responce but notices he's back sitting on the bed watching cartoons with Tex
Dylan:: "Riiight....."
Dylan turns back towards the camera and smirks
Dylan:: "Warren, while I can see the appeal of doing the whole "blogging" thing I don't really care for it, see I missed out on the whole "myspace" craze cause I was to busy getting friends that weren't just profile pages, but I have to agree with you, Heroes coming back is indeed a cause for celebration, and I did enjoy your social comentary on the likes of Lan ce Ryan, Adam Knite, Talon, Falcon, Ace, Philip Burns and Awesome, christ why didn't you just go the whole cake and comment on my brothers match against Jack Hammond?, or the return of JFK?, Or the coming elections?, focus warren......."
"You have a tag match against Cris and myself, and while you're right that I do look upon you both as losers that shouldn't even be in this company I have to take you both carefully, cause who knows what "Lord Dominicus" will do now that he's lost his sex toy, cause you're right warren ol Robbie Diamond has been on the war path recently, defeating...uh......um.....well I'm sure he's beaten someone but see, I haven't really bothered to keep up with his matches cause to be quite honest, while you're an entertaining comedy duo outside the ring, in the ring, you bore the **** out of me....."
Dylan pauses and shakes his head
"...But you're trying tpo threten me with your whole "a storm is brewing" crap, well it's ok, I'll grab my raincoat and umbrella and be prepared for your little misting rain you call a "storm". But you got it all wrong warren, you think I don't want this match?, well, I don't want to be fighting over a puppet but I do want this match, cause I'm sick of watching you and Rob make fools of yourselves, I have to save you both from yourselves, and I'm going to do it by beating the snot out of both of you while Chris gets the puppet that he...for some odd reason...worships....."
"So you can keep with your idol threats and things of that nature, because Chris and I are going to walk into wired with Tex and walk out with Tex...."
Dylan laughs and turns to look at Chris
Dylan:: "Dude...that thing isn't alive, it's not enjoying ren and stimpy, it has no living organisms on it or in it...."
Chris:: "Sperm are living organisms...."
Dylan:: "It doesn't have Sperm...."
Chris:: "Yeah it does...."
Dylan:: "How did it get Sperm insi-....."
Chris smiles
Dylan ::"......Oh that's nasty"
Scene out
T.V.::"STIMPY YOU IDIOT!"
Mercury cracks up and rolls around the bed with Tex laughing, Dylan turns his head slightly with a raised eyebrow, he shakes his head with a disgusted look of confusing on his face
Dylan:: "Dude...come here man.....have a look at this..."
Mercury ignores Dylan, either that or doesn't hear him as he continuies giggling like a little girl at Ren and Stimpy
Dylan:: "Chris......dude...the computer screen..."
This time mercury seems to hear his friend
Chris:: "Not now man I'm watching my cartoons..."
Dylan's face seems to go red with anger
Dylan:: "CHRIS GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE BEFORE I BEAT YOU WITH A RUBBER HOSE!"
Mercury's eyes widen as he gets up off the bed with Tex and sits down next to Dylan, both of them start reading the page that seems to be on the NCW website, it's warren suffering's blog....they both skim across it and as they get to the end they both turn their heads slowly ending up face to face before bursting out with laughter, after a few moments they stop and try to catch their breath
Dylan:: "That's pretty funny"
Dylan turns to get Chris' responce but notices he's back sitting on the bed watching cartoons with Tex
Dylan:: "Riiight....."
Dylan turns back towards the camera and smirks
Dylan:: "Warren, while I can see the appeal of doing the whole "blogging" thing I don't really care for it, see I missed out on the whole "myspace" craze cause I was to busy getting friends that weren't just profile pages, but I have to agree with you, Heroes coming back is indeed a cause for celebration, and I did enjoy your social comentary on the likes of Lan ce Ryan, Adam Knite, Talon, Falcon, Ace, Philip Burns and Awesome, christ why didn't you just go the whole cake and comment on my brothers match against Jack Hammond?, or the return of JFK?, Or the coming elections?, focus warren......."
"You have a tag match against Cris and myself, and while you're right that I do look upon you both as losers that shouldn't even be in this company I have to take you both carefully, cause who knows what "Lord Dominicus" will do now that he's lost his sex toy, cause you're right warren ol Robbie Diamond has been on the war path recently, defeating...uh......um.....well I'm sure he's beaten someone but see, I haven't really bothered to keep up with his matches cause to be quite honest, while you're an entertaining comedy duo outside the ring, in the ring, you bore the **** out of me....."
Dylan pauses and shakes his head
"...But you're trying tpo threten me with your whole "a storm is brewing" crap, well it's ok, I'll grab my raincoat and umbrella and be prepared for your little misting rain you call a "storm". But you got it all wrong warren, you think I don't want this match?, well, I don't want to be fighting over a puppet but I do want this match, cause I'm sick of watching you and Rob make fools of yourselves, I have to save you both from yourselves, and I'm going to do it by beating the snot out of both of you while Chris gets the puppet that he...for some odd reason...worships....."
"So you can keep with your idol threats and things of that nature, because Chris and I are going to walk into wired with Tex and walk out with Tex...."
Dylan laughs and turns to look at Chris
Dylan:: "Dude...that thing isn't alive, it's not enjoying ren and stimpy, it has no living organisms on it or in it...."
Chris:: "Sperm are living organisms...."
Dylan:: "It doesn't have Sperm...."
Chris:: "Yeah it does...."
Dylan:: "How did it get Sperm insi-....."
Chris smiles
Dylan ::"......Oh that's nasty"
Scene out