Post by theonly on Oct 28, 2008 22:11:36 GMT -6
*Subtitled As: "Killing the Forth Wall (De Would Love This)"*
The rather large kitchen of the Kane house comes into focus as every single moment of their private life is spied upon by thousands and thousand of cameras. Just like that damn Big Brother show. Brad is standing in front of the fridge, looking at the pictures placed on the door. A few of them make him smile, such as a picture of him and Lilly with Santa from last year. Another one makes him smile...
Who in the hell is that talking?
You nevermind that.
No, I want to know who in the hell you are and why you're describing what I do.
If you must know, I'm the guy who narrates what you do for the people watching.
People watching? Did they make a Truman Show about my life?
No. nCw hired me to describe your actions for the blind people wanting to know what you're doing. I'm surprised you finally caught on.
Yeah well if you had four screaming kids, it'd be hard to notice too. Just try not to annoy me.
Will do. Anyways, Brad opens the fridge door as he pulls out a bottle of water, looks rather expensive. Once he shuts the fridge door, Lacey is standing there, looking oh so sad.
She does look sad doesn't she?
Yep.
Who are you talking to?
Brad thinks about it for a couple of moments, not really figuring out anything good to tell her so he shrugs his shoulders before kneeling down to get eye to eye with his oldest and most annoying daughter.
...What do you want sweetie?
With her sad look becoming a grin...
Daddy, how about I get some cookies.
No dice.
This ain't over.
In a moment obvious STOLEN from The Simpsons, Lacey points her little index finger at Brad before leaving the kitchen, going back to whatever annoying stuff she was doing before. Brad goes to sit down at the table as he opens his water and takes a drink. In walks in his MILF of a wife, Megan. Damn she is fine. Big ole...
Watch it.
I was just gonna say eyes.
Sure.
Megan and her big ass boobies sit down! Ha! I said it and there isn't a single thing you can do about it! She looks at him, wondering who he's talking to.
Who are you talking to honey?
I honestly couldn't tell you. I'm hearing a voice inside of my head today and it's annoying the piss out of me.
I'm sorry. Anything I can do to make it better?
Brad thinks about it for a moment or at least pretends do as he tries not to stare as the massive cleavage Megan is bringin' today. Seriously, they're big normally but she's gotta be wearing a push up today. Good lord! He closes his eyes as he pounds his fist on the table.
Alright that's enough. I've heard just about all I want from you today.
Talking back to the voices I see.
Evidentially New Championship Wrestling invades our life all the time and we don't know about it. So there is this on going narrator that talks about what we're doing for blind people. It's getting to be highly annoying.
That's what that voice has been? I thought Freya always had the TV on too loud.
I honestly can't believe this. This is an invasion of privacy. So maybe these jerks saw us going at it all the time!
You've got to be joking.
Well if someone can see a basketball game I'm at they certain can see when we shower, going to the store, changing the kids and so on.
Megan's face becomes almost expressionless.
They saw me shower?
Brad nods his head. Oh lordy the times I've seen her shower. I see why Brad likes to go at it all the time. Good lord!
Hey, HEY! THAT'S ENOUGH DAMMIT. QUIT TALKING ABOUT HER LIKE THAT!
I'm tired of this myself.
Hey I'm just trying to earn a living just like anyone else here. Sorry I'm annoying you so much. I'll just go kill myself now.
Hey come on now, you don't wanna do that.
I mean sure you're annoying but maybe you can take the rest of the day off so we can get some peace and quiet. I mean we don't always need everything taped to nCw. Like that basketball game. What reason was there to tape that and send it to people. That's an invasion of my personal life, something I do in my spare time. No reason to do that.
Some people might've been interested. Sorry. Brad sighs as Megan leaves the table, going out of the room.
So there's no way we can get out of this?
Sadly not. This is almost a policy. Really can't get out of it.
I guess people are going to be bored with my life then eh?
Suppose so. Oh well, could be worse?
How do you figure?
Could be Nelly Angel.
Who?
Mike Jones?
Don't act like you don't know the name.
So do you feel like fading off into anything before you do your audio promo?
How about we fade off with montage of Death Wish 9.
You got it chief. Fade to Death Wish 9... I wish I was dead...
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It's rather funny that a couple of people have been running their mouth recently about a lack of respect. Seems a bit of respect is what everyone wants in this world. Whether it be from their family, friends or co-workers, it's all about getting the respect that we think we deserve. Almost ironic in fact that people want respect for being someone's kid or they had a good run else where or what have you. There isn't a point to trying to live off of someone else. There isn't a point to thinking that greatness will carry over into the next promotion that you go and work for. If that happened, I'd be worldly respected and no one would hate me. As it is though, a lot of people hate me and don't respect me. Quite fine with it to.
Found it a bit funny that Jimmy Zane brought up that the World Title scene has been guarded by the same names since it came into the picture here at New Championship Wrestling. What he probably didn't expect on is that both Kane's have had their chances at that World Title, albeit some of them more successful then others. But it brings me to this small little point. Why would someone be off worrying about the World Title when he has other issues on his plate. That would be like me thinking about running off with a female student I trained instead of staying with Megan. It would be like comparing apples to already filled condoms. You just don't make a leap like that without a solid reason.
I've studied through it and I can't find a solid reason as to why Zane would care more about a World Title then the current situation at hand. Even though my mind has been going elsewhere while I do these promos, I still try to keep enough focus on the task at hand instead of bitching and moaning about the old guard or how I never get enough respect because my daddy was a jackass. Wah wah wah, take the emo speech elsewhere Zane. I'm sure a lot of the people here don't even know who your dad was and they probably wouldn't care if they even did.
Not saying it to be disrespectful to you but I just don't see the need in it I suppose. So unless you stop your bitching and go out there and be a man, you won't get that respect that you feel like you deserve. So I just don't understand it Jimmy. Probably won't either but the fact remains that you need to man up.
Speaking of manning up, Nelly Angel, my old buddy from that place where if I mention it, I'll probably get fired and banned from this promotion for life. Regardless, where do you get off watching a ball game I was in? What in the hell does it matter what I do with my personal life. I didn't know someone was taping that. I had no idea that it would fall into your hands so you could openly mock it. I've seen some second rate cover jobs but the way you spoke of that game, I could easily tell what you were doing. Nice try.
Do you know why you don't understand me Nelly? Its because we see the world from two very different views. You're easy going, carefree, always seems to be lucky Nelly Angel. Myself on the other hand, I don't quite see things that way. I look into the meaning of life and what it means. I look into things where as if people are seperated into two catagories. Those who deserve and those who deserve nothing. The person that I spoke of is someone you'll all find out soon and until then, you still won't get what it means.
I feel as if you don't deserve my respect anymore Nelly. You or that jerk off brother of yours. I mean I've seen people disrespect me in ways that didn't bother me as much as it did this time. When I see you dicking around, playing games at my expense, it just puts you there. It puts you into a situation that you don't want to be in. I've only been angry twice in this company's history, just ask Lance Ryan how he felt a couple of months ago. You're quickly making me that way again Nelly and to a lesser extend, Randy.
How stupid are you two anyways? I'm not even in this incarnation but I know well enough that its Age of THE Revolution. Not Age of Revolution. Almost a bit second rate to mess up the name so many times don't you think? If you're wanting to crusade against something, you should at least know the name! That's like me all of a sudden calling you Randy instead of Nelly. But since I try to do a bit of homework, I don't look so stupid. Like I said a few minutes ago, nice try Nelly but you're just not that clever.
Can someone remind me who Ricky Johnson is again? Okay, thanks, bye.
I got ninety nine problems and you three bitches ain't one.