Post by JackHammer on Oct 31, 2008 1:54:56 GMT -6
The scene opens with JackHammer finishing off his work out in his gym which has gone on for 6-7 hours. JackHammer finally finishes then drinks a hell of a lot of water, dries the sweat off his body and then asks one of his servants to run him a bath. She nods politely and goes off to do it. JackHammer then looks at the camera
JackHammer: well, well it would seem as though you want my thoughts about Chris Phere and the fact that I will have to face him in one of my most favorite matches of all time, a Russian chain match. I’m sure that I will win my match at Mind Games all though Phere is quite a formidable foe but so am I, you see for this match and this match alone I have created a few moves with no means of escape. Your only hope will be the ropes or speed, which will be nully and void, but lets not get silly with details, I’ve been training long and hard and I deserve to win this match it’s my inescapable destiny Phere and you are standing in the way of it, you see when I was wrestling else where I was involved in some 30 minute submission matches which I won my first one 3-1 my second one 3-0 and my third one 6-0 you see I could continue but the list goes on and on.
JackHammer’s servant walks into the room.
Servant: I’m sorry to bother you Mr Lockheart but your bath is ready
JackHammer: good is it really hot!! how I like it?
Servant: yes Mr Lockheart…
JackHammer: well I’ll be back in about 20 minutes ha, ha, ha that’s how long my match’s should take but no seriously anything you want my servants will provide you with it but don’t over do it understand!
Camera man: yes Mr Lockheart I wont it’s ok don’t worry about a thing.
JackHammer goes off to take his bath and the camera man asks the servant for a drink, so she goes off and fetches him a glass of cola.
Camera man: thanks hey are you allowed to sit down for awhile and talk?
Servant: well I am working, but im sure its ok
Camera man: yes I would enjoy the company.
Servant: so what’s your name?
Camera man: my name is Bret what’s yours?
Servant: mine is Tatiana?
Bret: that’s a nice name who named you?
Tatiana: my mother she likes the name Tatiana for an obscure reason.
Bret: well I like it I think it suits you.
Tatiana: really? I hate it I think it’s a crap name oops sorry for swearing.
Bret: nah that’s all right don’t worry about it I swear all the time, I see it as if it’s a word it’s there to be used where ever, when ever.
Tatiana: you’re a funny man you know that?
Bret: really? I’ve never been called funny before.
Tatiana: well I think your funny and cute.
Bret: well I think your cute too.
Bret and Tatiana go to kiss when JackHammer walks in to the room.
JackHammer: Hello should I leave you two alone? do you want some more time to get to know each other?
Bret: yeah sure
JackHammer’s face goes red with anger.
JackHammer: I was being sarcastic you imbeciles. You! (pointing at Tatiana) get back to work and you! (pointing at Bret) get over here and finish your job and if it’s good I’ll reward you understand, I’m almost finished now any way.
Bret: ok let’s get this show on the road.
JackHammer: Where was I when I left oh yes, I will destroy Chris Phere and be unstoppable. I will be a force to be reckoned with. Come Sunday Chris Phere will be nothing more then a distant memory after I'm done with him. But will say some other things, Phere you really need to pay attention there lad. Vanessa is not my wife, in case you didn't know Angel is the one who I'm married to, Vanessa was my 2nd wife Angie's best friend. The only main reason Vanessa is around is she watches my daughter Lisa while me and Angel are on the road. Everyone will see at Mind Games how much of a f*ck tard you are after I have literaly destroyed you in our match.
JackHammer pauses and looks at Bret
JackHammer: Do you often come on to women while there working?
Bret: Erm no I was just
JackHammer: Ha, ha, ha you should see your face
Bret: Ha, erm about my reward?
JackHammer: Ohh yes
JackHammer leans forward and gives Bret an almighty back hand across the face, Bret falls to the ground and JackHammer kicks the camera over, he the pulls Bret to his feet and punches him in the gut.
JackHammer: There’s your reward, and if I ever see you so much as look at a member of my staff in the wrong way I will break every bone in your body, you understand?
Bret (cough): y….e….s
JackHammer: Good, now get the hell out of my sight!
The scene ends with Bret grabbing hold of his stuff and running out of there quick as he can.
JackHammer: well, well it would seem as though you want my thoughts about Chris Phere and the fact that I will have to face him in one of my most favorite matches of all time, a Russian chain match. I’m sure that I will win my match at Mind Games all though Phere is quite a formidable foe but so am I, you see for this match and this match alone I have created a few moves with no means of escape. Your only hope will be the ropes or speed, which will be nully and void, but lets not get silly with details, I’ve been training long and hard and I deserve to win this match it’s my inescapable destiny Phere and you are standing in the way of it, you see when I was wrestling else where I was involved in some 30 minute submission matches which I won my first one 3-1 my second one 3-0 and my third one 6-0 you see I could continue but the list goes on and on.
JackHammer’s servant walks into the room.
Servant: I’m sorry to bother you Mr Lockheart but your bath is ready
JackHammer: good is it really hot!! how I like it?
Servant: yes Mr Lockheart…
JackHammer: well I’ll be back in about 20 minutes ha, ha, ha that’s how long my match’s should take but no seriously anything you want my servants will provide you with it but don’t over do it understand!
Camera man: yes Mr Lockheart I wont it’s ok don’t worry about a thing.
JackHammer goes off to take his bath and the camera man asks the servant for a drink, so she goes off and fetches him a glass of cola.
Camera man: thanks hey are you allowed to sit down for awhile and talk?
Servant: well I am working, but im sure its ok
Camera man: yes I would enjoy the company.
Servant: so what’s your name?
Camera man: my name is Bret what’s yours?
Servant: mine is Tatiana?
Bret: that’s a nice name who named you?
Tatiana: my mother she likes the name Tatiana for an obscure reason.
Bret: well I like it I think it suits you.
Tatiana: really? I hate it I think it’s a crap name oops sorry for swearing.
Bret: nah that’s all right don’t worry about it I swear all the time, I see it as if it’s a word it’s there to be used where ever, when ever.
Tatiana: you’re a funny man you know that?
Bret: really? I’ve never been called funny before.
Tatiana: well I think your funny and cute.
Bret: well I think your cute too.
Bret and Tatiana go to kiss when JackHammer walks in to the room.
JackHammer: Hello should I leave you two alone? do you want some more time to get to know each other?
Bret: yeah sure
JackHammer’s face goes red with anger.
JackHammer: I was being sarcastic you imbeciles. You! (pointing at Tatiana) get back to work and you! (pointing at Bret) get over here and finish your job and if it’s good I’ll reward you understand, I’m almost finished now any way.
Bret: ok let’s get this show on the road.
JackHammer: Where was I when I left oh yes, I will destroy Chris Phere and be unstoppable. I will be a force to be reckoned with. Come Sunday Chris Phere will be nothing more then a distant memory after I'm done with him. But will say some other things, Phere you really need to pay attention there lad. Vanessa is not my wife, in case you didn't know Angel is the one who I'm married to, Vanessa was my 2nd wife Angie's best friend. The only main reason Vanessa is around is she watches my daughter Lisa while me and Angel are on the road. Everyone will see at Mind Games how much of a f*ck tard you are after I have literaly destroyed you in our match.
JackHammer pauses and looks at Bret
JackHammer: Do you often come on to women while there working?
Bret: Erm no I was just
JackHammer: Ha, ha, ha you should see your face
Bret: Ha, erm about my reward?
JackHammer: Ohh yes
JackHammer leans forward and gives Bret an almighty back hand across the face, Bret falls to the ground and JackHammer kicks the camera over, he the pulls Bret to his feet and punches him in the gut.
JackHammer: There’s your reward, and if I ever see you so much as look at a member of my staff in the wrong way I will break every bone in your body, you understand?
Bret (cough): y….e….s
JackHammer: Good, now get the hell out of my sight!
The scene ends with Bret grabbing hold of his stuff and running out of there quick as he can.