Post by msjsn3 on Nov 1, 2008 2:00:08 GMT -6
Reality Check
Amber walks out of her hotel room and she walks down the hallway and she stops at Sexy Jason room. She hears him laughing. I mean she did not have to put her ear to the door. She knocks on the door.
Sexy Jason: It’s open
Amber looked a little confused. Jason would have came to the door, instead of just yelling “It’s open” So she opens the door and she enters his room. She notices that he was lying on the bed. She also notices that the TV was turned on. He was watching Falcon latest promo. She notice Bob was standing at the far side of the room with the camera on.
Sexy Jason: Hey sweetie!
He stands up from the bed. Amber again looks confused. She was thinking did he just call me sweetie? Is this the same Sexy Jason that took the National Title from JackHammer just by nailing him with a mirror,when they first met.
Amber: Are you fine?
Sexy Jason: Never could be better.
He goes over there and hugs her. Now she is really confused. He usually does not hug her. It is usually just holding hands. She pushes away from him. He looks at her.
Sexy Jason: What’s the matter sweetie?
Amber: What the f**k is going on? Why are you not being business like? Where is the real Sexy Jason….the one that is the nCw National Champion.
Sexy Jason looks around the room. He smiles, and then he got serious. He walks back toward the bed, and he sit down on the end of the bed. He motion for Amber to sit beside him. After a few seconds of thinking about it…she finally moves over to the bed, and sit beside him. She places her hands on his lap.
Sexy Jason: Did you get a chance to watch Falcon latest promo?
Amber: I watch most of it….I find it stupid….and down right….well…..stupid!
Sexy Jason: I take it you did not like it. I think you are taking it with a wrong attitude. Your sense of humor is off today.
Amber: You got to be joking? You actually going to set there and say you liked his promo
Sexy Jason: I saw the humor in it. Let me explain how I took it. Falcon is running scared. I mean look at who he got to play me. He picks a guy who is way out of shape…which by the way, probably made Falcon think that his body was better….which we all seen….that was not the case. He kept on mentioning that I think I am living in a fantasy world.
Sexy Jason gets up from the bed and walks over to the table and he picks up the nCw National Championship belt. Now at this point Sexy Jason was right up on the camera. He places the title on his right shoulder and he walks back toward the bed. Instead of sitting down, he turns and faces the camera. He grabs the title from his right shoulder and places it in front of him.
Falcon, does this look fake to you? Do you have a problem with the Wal-Mart match that took place between JackHammer and I? It seems like you are the one that keeps on bringing it up. Are you jealous because you were not in it? I mean it was the first of its kind for nCw. We all know how self center you are. I mean even Spike Kane, the General Manager for Collision made a comment about the Wal-Mart match when he was asked about it by Jeff Roland on his show “Over the Top”, maybe you should check out what the GM had to say. I am glad you think that all I had to do was to walk out of a Wal-Mart and I became the nCw National Champion. I bet you are thinking that this Sunday it will be as simple as pinning either Kole or myself and you will be the next nCw National Champion. I have news to tell you….it is going to take a lot of hard work…I mean a lot of hard work….more work then just smashing glass over my head….to take the National Title away from me.
Sexy Jason goes and sits back down on the edge of the bed again. He places the National Title on his right shoulder again Amber begins to rub his shoulders. She is thinking now this is the Sexy Jason I know.
Sexy Jason: You keep on bringing up if you had won the National Title when you were supposed to…that I would have never gotten my hands on it. What else has life dealt you unfairly….that you keep on trying to make yourself feel better about. You know that is what happens when you are so stuck on yourself. I thought Kole Kaos was the worst self center son of a b**ch….but I think….I know you have him beat in that department.
Sexy Jason looks over at Amber and he smiles. He stands back up and walks toward the camera
Sexy Jason: Let me show you, that you are living in a fantasy world. You say that we are out matched. I bet I can paint a picture in everyone’s mind that is close to what you think is going to happen this Sunday at the American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas. All three of us are in the ring. The ref shows the National Title to both of you and to the fans…the bell rings, and it is going to be Falcon controlling the entire match…and then he becomes the next nCw National Champion.
Let me give you some more reality tips, because if you do not get them now….I will just have to pound them into your pea size brain on Sunday…which by the way…I would enjoy a lot more then if your light bulb finally comes on.
I am the nCw National Champion. Oh by the way….you may think you out matched me…but….if you win this Sunday….and I am using the word “if” very loosely….that would make you second to me. You see whether or not you like to face the facts…I have hold two individual titles in this company….and you….how many have you held….not suppose to have held….but actually held….what’s wrong cat has your tongue, or does one of those paid ladies….have your attention.
I don’t have to pay some ladies to be with me. (He points over at Amber) I have this lovely lady that stands by me. Falcon has to pay ladies to get close to him…I mean he got stood up the other night. Kole…you on the other hand…well I guessed you had to pay for keeping your wife happy…but…I guess when you don’t have it….not enough money in the world is going to keep your wife around.
Amber: So what was up with your attitude when I first came into the room?
Sexy Jason: I was laughing so hard at Falcon’s promo. Like I said earlier…he is running scared. He has to find ways to convince himself that he has what it takes to become the National Champion. The only thing that Falcon is coming out of American Airlines Center is those “Wings”
Even Jimmy Turner is going to come out with more in his pockets then Kaos, and Falcon. If you think about it….the dumpster is going to have more stuff in it. Kaos…I would be thinking that you will be thanking me after this Sunday. I mean you get first hand experience of the treatment that you will begin to receive from your…well I guess I could say ex-wife…but let me tell you this…..the treatment you will receive from me….is going to be painful…but…when your ex-wife takes over half of your income….if not more….OUCH!
Falcon, I hope those two ladies made you feel good. What did it cost? You may want to keep their phone numbers closed by. You may want to call them after you don’t become the National Champion on Sunday. Hell! I may even be nice enough and pay for those ladies for you.
Amber stands up from the bed, she walks behind Sexy Jason and slaps him in back of his head.
I figure since I am giving Jimmy $500 for taking the trash out of the ring….I could at least pay for Falcon’s so called ladies. What is wrong with that?
Amber: What about Kaos? You are paying Jimmy for taking the trash out and you are paying for Falcon’s friends to spend time with him
Sexy Jason: Hold on for one second. Them ladies, that I am paying for…is only for dinner….nothing else. Kaos on the other hand….don’t need any help….I mean he has his maid that can take care of him.
Amber slaps him on the back on the head again. This time it was harder then the last time
Sexy Jason: OUCH! (He is rubbing the back of his head)
Amber: That was cruel. Saying he has his maid
Sexy Jason: Think about it. He is already paying her to work for him….
Amber: Men! You are all alike!
Amber goes back to the edge of the bed and sits down. Jason walks back over to the bed. He turns back toward the camera.
Sexy Jason: I have been saving this last thought for a while now….and now is the right time to say it. Now I know why Falcon, and Kole really don’t like me. I mean take a look at me
Bob moves the camera up and down Sexy Jason body.
I have this awesome gold. I have this awesome body. I have this awesome lady that is willing to stand beside me…and what do Falcon and Kole have…..that is my point! What do they have….oh you could say Kole is having marriage problem….you could say that Falcon has girl problems. Falcon and Kole keeps on saying I am worthless….but if you think I am worthless then (He holds the nCw National Title up) you must think that nCw is worthless.
I will see both of you in Dallas, Texas this Sunday. There will be some reality knocked into both of your heads….and when it is all said and done, I will still be the National Champion and Jimmy Turner will have made $500 extra that night.
Oh by the way tonight is Halloween….Now Falcon…don’t go out and scare all of the kids tonight. Kaos….this is probably just another night for you….you may go to a party…dressed up? To the fans of nCw have a Happy and safe Halloween.
He looks at Amber and holds his right hand out. She grabs a hold of it and pulls him down on the bed. Bob begins to shake his head. As he is turning off the camera we hear Jason and Amber giggling. Bob thinks to himself...man can’t you wait until I leave. Bob goes ahead and turns off the camera…a few seconds later we hear the door open and closes….we can safely assume that Bob has left the room
Scene fades
Amber walks out of her hotel room and she walks down the hallway and she stops at Sexy Jason room. She hears him laughing. I mean she did not have to put her ear to the door. She knocks on the door.
Sexy Jason: It’s open
Amber looked a little confused. Jason would have came to the door, instead of just yelling “It’s open” So she opens the door and she enters his room. She notices that he was lying on the bed. She also notices that the TV was turned on. He was watching Falcon latest promo. She notice Bob was standing at the far side of the room with the camera on.
Sexy Jason: Hey sweetie!
He stands up from the bed. Amber again looks confused. She was thinking did he just call me sweetie? Is this the same Sexy Jason that took the National Title from JackHammer just by nailing him with a mirror,when they first met.
Amber: Are you fine?
Sexy Jason: Never could be better.
He goes over there and hugs her. Now she is really confused. He usually does not hug her. It is usually just holding hands. She pushes away from him. He looks at her.
Sexy Jason: What’s the matter sweetie?
Amber: What the f**k is going on? Why are you not being business like? Where is the real Sexy Jason….the one that is the nCw National Champion.
Sexy Jason looks around the room. He smiles, and then he got serious. He walks back toward the bed, and he sit down on the end of the bed. He motion for Amber to sit beside him. After a few seconds of thinking about it…she finally moves over to the bed, and sit beside him. She places her hands on his lap.
Sexy Jason: Did you get a chance to watch Falcon latest promo?
Amber: I watch most of it….I find it stupid….and down right….well…..stupid!
Sexy Jason: I take it you did not like it. I think you are taking it with a wrong attitude. Your sense of humor is off today.
Amber: You got to be joking? You actually going to set there and say you liked his promo
Sexy Jason: I saw the humor in it. Let me explain how I took it. Falcon is running scared. I mean look at who he got to play me. He picks a guy who is way out of shape…which by the way, probably made Falcon think that his body was better….which we all seen….that was not the case. He kept on mentioning that I think I am living in a fantasy world.
Sexy Jason gets up from the bed and walks over to the table and he picks up the nCw National Championship belt. Now at this point Sexy Jason was right up on the camera. He places the title on his right shoulder and he walks back toward the bed. Instead of sitting down, he turns and faces the camera. He grabs the title from his right shoulder and places it in front of him.
Falcon, does this look fake to you? Do you have a problem with the Wal-Mart match that took place between JackHammer and I? It seems like you are the one that keeps on bringing it up. Are you jealous because you were not in it? I mean it was the first of its kind for nCw. We all know how self center you are. I mean even Spike Kane, the General Manager for Collision made a comment about the Wal-Mart match when he was asked about it by Jeff Roland on his show “Over the Top”, maybe you should check out what the GM had to say. I am glad you think that all I had to do was to walk out of a Wal-Mart and I became the nCw National Champion. I bet you are thinking that this Sunday it will be as simple as pinning either Kole or myself and you will be the next nCw National Champion. I have news to tell you….it is going to take a lot of hard work…I mean a lot of hard work….more work then just smashing glass over my head….to take the National Title away from me.
Sexy Jason goes and sits back down on the edge of the bed again. He places the National Title on his right shoulder again Amber begins to rub his shoulders. She is thinking now this is the Sexy Jason I know.
Sexy Jason: You keep on bringing up if you had won the National Title when you were supposed to…that I would have never gotten my hands on it. What else has life dealt you unfairly….that you keep on trying to make yourself feel better about. You know that is what happens when you are so stuck on yourself. I thought Kole Kaos was the worst self center son of a b**ch….but I think….I know you have him beat in that department.
Sexy Jason looks over at Amber and he smiles. He stands back up and walks toward the camera
Sexy Jason: Let me show you, that you are living in a fantasy world. You say that we are out matched. I bet I can paint a picture in everyone’s mind that is close to what you think is going to happen this Sunday at the American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas. All three of us are in the ring. The ref shows the National Title to both of you and to the fans…the bell rings, and it is going to be Falcon controlling the entire match…and then he becomes the next nCw National Champion.
Let me give you some more reality tips, because if you do not get them now….I will just have to pound them into your pea size brain on Sunday…which by the way…I would enjoy a lot more then if your light bulb finally comes on.
I am the nCw National Champion. Oh by the way….you may think you out matched me…but….if you win this Sunday….and I am using the word “if” very loosely….that would make you second to me. You see whether or not you like to face the facts…I have hold two individual titles in this company….and you….how many have you held….not suppose to have held….but actually held….what’s wrong cat has your tongue, or does one of those paid ladies….have your attention.
I don’t have to pay some ladies to be with me. (He points over at Amber) I have this lovely lady that stands by me. Falcon has to pay ladies to get close to him…I mean he got stood up the other night. Kole…you on the other hand…well I guessed you had to pay for keeping your wife happy…but…I guess when you don’t have it….not enough money in the world is going to keep your wife around.
Amber: So what was up with your attitude when I first came into the room?
Sexy Jason: I was laughing so hard at Falcon’s promo. Like I said earlier…he is running scared. He has to find ways to convince himself that he has what it takes to become the National Champion. The only thing that Falcon is coming out of American Airlines Center is those “Wings”
Even Jimmy Turner is going to come out with more in his pockets then Kaos, and Falcon. If you think about it….the dumpster is going to have more stuff in it. Kaos…I would be thinking that you will be thanking me after this Sunday. I mean you get first hand experience of the treatment that you will begin to receive from your…well I guess I could say ex-wife…but let me tell you this…..the treatment you will receive from me….is going to be painful…but…when your ex-wife takes over half of your income….if not more….OUCH!
Falcon, I hope those two ladies made you feel good. What did it cost? You may want to keep their phone numbers closed by. You may want to call them after you don’t become the National Champion on Sunday. Hell! I may even be nice enough and pay for those ladies for you.
Amber stands up from the bed, she walks behind Sexy Jason and slaps him in back of his head.
I figure since I am giving Jimmy $500 for taking the trash out of the ring….I could at least pay for Falcon’s so called ladies. What is wrong with that?
Amber: What about Kaos? You are paying Jimmy for taking the trash out and you are paying for Falcon’s friends to spend time with him
Sexy Jason: Hold on for one second. Them ladies, that I am paying for…is only for dinner….nothing else. Kaos on the other hand….don’t need any help….I mean he has his maid that can take care of him.
Amber slaps him on the back on the head again. This time it was harder then the last time
Sexy Jason: OUCH! (He is rubbing the back of his head)
Amber: That was cruel. Saying he has his maid
Sexy Jason: Think about it. He is already paying her to work for him….
Amber: Men! You are all alike!
Amber goes back to the edge of the bed and sits down. Jason walks back over to the bed. He turns back toward the camera.
Sexy Jason: I have been saving this last thought for a while now….and now is the right time to say it. Now I know why Falcon, and Kole really don’t like me. I mean take a look at me
Bob moves the camera up and down Sexy Jason body.
I have this awesome gold. I have this awesome body. I have this awesome lady that is willing to stand beside me…and what do Falcon and Kole have…..that is my point! What do they have….oh you could say Kole is having marriage problem….you could say that Falcon has girl problems. Falcon and Kole keeps on saying I am worthless….but if you think I am worthless then (He holds the nCw National Title up) you must think that nCw is worthless.
I will see both of you in Dallas, Texas this Sunday. There will be some reality knocked into both of your heads….and when it is all said and done, I will still be the National Champion and Jimmy Turner will have made $500 extra that night.
Oh by the way tonight is Halloween….Now Falcon…don’t go out and scare all of the kids tonight. Kaos….this is probably just another night for you….you may go to a party…dressed up? To the fans of nCw have a Happy and safe Halloween.
He looks at Amber and holds his right hand out. She grabs a hold of it and pulls him down on the bed. Bob begins to shake his head. As he is turning off the camera we hear Jason and Amber giggling. Bob thinks to himself...man can’t you wait until I leave. Bob goes ahead and turns off the camera…a few seconds later we hear the door open and closes….we can safely assume that Bob has left the room
Scene fades