Post by Jimmy Zane on Nov 1, 2008 5:54:39 GMT -6
~{/SETTING\}~
The scene opens up seeing a bunch of mascots in weird animal costumes driving around the streets and an obstacle course in go karts. As they drive, the music plays over them...
TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
One Banana, Two Banana, Three Banana Four
Five Banana, Six Banana, Seven Banana More
TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
The music continues to play as the mascots do crazy things in the go karts. Finally, they wreck and a huge pile of mascots. They lie there, fake blood everywhere, and the elephant on top looks up, just as the camera closes in!
~{/ELEPHANT MASCOT\}~
Welcome, to another edition of, Black Magic Stratosphere, starring your friends and mine, Jimmy Zane and Chris Phere!
~{/SETTING\}~
The scene shifts into the studio where you see Jimmy Zane and Chris Phere dressed up in halloween costumes. Jimmy Zane is dressed up as 50's Elvis in a gold lamay suit, giant pompadour wig, gold glasses, and rings all over his fingers. The outfit is complete with blue suede shoes. Chris Phere is dressed as Jason Voorhies complete with blood soaked shirt, and bloody machete.
~{/KING JIMMY\}~
(in Elvis voice) Hey there, all you...uhhh...guys and gals! It's me, the King of Rock N Roll, baby! Welcome to another episode of Black Magic (twirls hips) Stratosphere. Uh huh! You know these guys Jimmy and Chris really get my blood a boilin, uh huh! Get my hips a movin! (starting to twirl his hips) and really, turn me into a hunka-hunka-hunka burnin love! you know what i mean, baby?
~{/CHRIS PHOORIES\}~
(breathing heavy) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-cha-cha-cha-cha-kill-kill-kill-kill
~{/KING JIMMY\}~
Hey, stop it, man. You're making the king a little crazy man! I might have to take you out! (gets in a karate stance) These hands are lethal weapons, man! uh huh! HIYAH! (does a big karate kick)
~{/CHRIS PHOORIES\}~
(in deep evil voice) I am here to represent the horror film industry, and all the other killers out there. I would like to take this time to send a shout out to my homeboys, Freddie and Michael back at the crib.
~{/KING JIMMY\}~
Whoa, man. I, I, I never knew that you were from the hood, man. Thasss cool, man! I'm a big fan of those scary movies, too man. We watch em down in the Jungle Room at Graceland. Scary, man, scary.
~{/CHRIS PHOORIES\}~
In honor of Halloween being this week, we made our own horror movie, just for our fans out there! Some content may not be suitable for kids under the age of 17. Parental Guidence is suggested.
~{/SETTING\}~
The scene changes to a dark and smoke filled hall with no lights. The camera is using night vision at it slowly progresses through the hall, and a narrator voices over the action.
~{/NARRATOR\}~
These times are crazy, and some things were not meant for human eyes. Some things were not meant for anything, man or beast, to bear witness to.
~{/SETTING\}~
The camera moves forward through the smoke, as a bright light is barely visible in the distance, and the camera moves forward slowly through the darkness towards the light.
~{/NARRATOR\}~
You have to accept that some things just need to be destroyed, and Jimmy Zane and Chris Phere are the heroes that can save the world from these atrocities! Things so vile. Things so disgusting. Things so frightening that only those of us who were born with cast iron stomachs, can stand to bare witness to them.
~{/SETTING\}~
The camera is still moving down the long, smoke filled hall towards the light. It is getting closer with each step. Suddenly an evil laugh comes from the light. The camera stops, then begins to shake, frightened from what must lie ahead. Then, slowly, moves forward again towards the light.
~{/NARRATOR\}~
This Halloween, Fate Entertainment, in association with Black Magic Stratosphere Productions, brings to you a hair raising experience that is sure to curl your toes, straighten your hair, and most of all, make you crap your pants! The Washington Post raves "I haven't seen anything this scary in my life!". The New York Times says "Truly the scariest moment of my life!"
~{/SETTING\}~
The camera reaches the light piercing through an old wooden door. You see a hand reach out to push the door open as you hear commotion behind it.
~{/NARRATOR\}~
Mind Games presents, "DESERVE NOTHING!"
~{/SETTING\}~
The door swings open to see Brad Kane (Xander in drag) cutting a promo. Suddenly there is a blood curdling scream, and the camera begins running in the opposite direction. You hear the footsteps as the camera moves all over the place, then you hear a thud. HE TRIPPED! He grabs the camera, and pulls it up so you can see his face. It's Gibby.
~{/GIBBY\}~
This is Gib...and if you find this then I am probably no longer with you. I am being chased by Brad Kane and I just know he is going to kill me. So please...help me..(tear runs down his face). AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
~{/SETTING\}~
The camera flops around as you hear screaming in the background and the camera suddenly goes to white noise as the Narrator chimes in one last time.
~{/NARRATOR\}~
The scariest thing you will see this year! BE THERE!
~{/SETTING\}~
The scene fades to black and then cuts back to the studio where Chris Phoories and King Jimmy turn from a flat screen monitor where they were just watching the video.
~{/KING JIMMY\}~
Hey man, that was just scary! I mean, really scary! That almost compares to a Chris Cruise promo, man! And it was only the trailer, man! That's looked worse than Cloverfield, Quarantine, and The Grudge all rolled up together!
~{/CHRIS PHOORIES\}~
(evil laugh) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......you're right, it did, King. HOLD ME!
~{/SETTING\}~
They both reach out with both arms and hug as they look around, keeping an eye out for anything scary.
~{/KING JIMMY\}~
We need to take a break, we will be right back after a word from our sponsors!
~{/SETTING\}~
The scene cuts to commercial.
***COMMERCIAL PLAYS***
(Monster Truck Voice) SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! That's right folks, this week New Championship Wrestling invades the American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas. Back to where it all began! All the nCw Superstars will be in action including Trent Helms, Steve Awesome, Spike Kane, Adam Knite, Lance Ryan, Jimmy Zane and Chris Phere!
nCw presents MIND GAMES this SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! Tickets are on sale now at the American Airlines Center box office, online at fateentertainment.com and at all your local ticketmaster locations! BE THEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
***COMMERICAL FADES TO BLACK***
~{/SETTING\}~
Scene cuts back to the studio where King Jimmy and Chris Phoories have now gathered themselves as they stand there in character.
~{/CHRIS PHOORIES\}~
We're back, and have calmed ourselves down. That trailer alone is one of the scariest things I have seen in my life. And as a movie killer myself, that is saying a lot!
~{/KING JIMMY\}~
Yeah, man. I, uh, I, uh, I gotta say that thing had me All Shook Up, uh huh! But really, man, that's all we got for you this week! We hope you good people keep tuning in each week, uh huh.
~{/CHRIS PHOORIES\}~
And remember, by donating blood, the life you save, just might be a vampires!
~{/SETTING\}~
Both men laugh, as the scene fades to black
***TWO HOURS LATER***
~{/SETTING\}~
Jimmy is sitting in the dressing room, relaxing, thinking over all the things in his dad's letter. Self respect! That is the only thing I need! DAMN SKIPPY! He opens the door and yells out into the hall.
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
Hey Gibby! GIBBY! Come here, man!
~{/SETTING\}~
Jimmy walks back and sits down in his chair, but leaves the door open. Gibby comes in wearing the Brad Kane in drag outfit. Jimmy just looks at him and smiles.
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
You know, Gibby, my dad respected you a lot. Even when you did weird, and sometimes..(pausing to look at his current outfit) REALLY GAY things, he always thought the world of you.
~{/GIBBY\}~
Well, Jimmy, your dad and I were close friends, and I respected him a lot. I am sure that someday, you will be just as good as he was. This week, though, you have to get through Brad Kane and Nelly Angel! They seem to be tough competitors.
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
True, they do seem to be tough, but I am just as tough, if not more so. You see, Gibby, my dad gave me a reality check this week. He wrote me a letter before he died that my Mom gave to me a couple of days ago. It seemed to hit the nail right on the head, and really fit my current situation. It's like he's not even dead, ya know?
~{/GIBBY\}~
(confused) Isn't he dead? He didn't come back from the dead or anything did he?
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
No, goober. He wrote a letter for me before he died. My mom held onto it until just the right time, I guess. Anyway, he said that even though you are a nut and a certified homo, you were very intelligent when it came to this business. I am glad he trusts you, because I always have, and I know that no matter what, you will always have my back!
~{/GIBBY\}~
Damn skippy! Hey, it's getting late. You wanna go do some more karaoke.
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
I think I am just about all karaoked out, Gibby.
~{/GIBBY\}~
Well, cool then. I am gonna go rock out with my cock out!
~{/SETTING\}~
Gibby stands up and starts playing air guitar as he walks out of the dressing room. Jimmy just laughs as Gibby is singing "You Give Love A Bad Name" walking down the hall. The scene fades to black.
The scene opens up seeing a bunch of mascots in weird animal costumes driving around the streets and an obstacle course in go karts. As they drive, the music plays over them...
TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
One Banana, Two Banana, Three Banana Four
Five Banana, Six Banana, Seven Banana More
TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
The music continues to play as the mascots do crazy things in the go karts. Finally, they wreck and a huge pile of mascots. They lie there, fake blood everywhere, and the elephant on top looks up, just as the camera closes in!
~{/ELEPHANT MASCOT\}~
Welcome, to another edition of, Black Magic Stratosphere, starring your friends and mine, Jimmy Zane and Chris Phere!
~{/SETTING\}~
The scene shifts into the studio where you see Jimmy Zane and Chris Phere dressed up in halloween costumes. Jimmy Zane is dressed up as 50's Elvis in a gold lamay suit, giant pompadour wig, gold glasses, and rings all over his fingers. The outfit is complete with blue suede shoes. Chris Phere is dressed as Jason Voorhies complete with blood soaked shirt, and bloody machete.
~{/KING JIMMY\}~
(in Elvis voice) Hey there, all you...uhhh...guys and gals! It's me, the King of Rock N Roll, baby! Welcome to another episode of Black Magic (twirls hips) Stratosphere. Uh huh! You know these guys Jimmy and Chris really get my blood a boilin, uh huh! Get my hips a movin! (starting to twirl his hips) and really, turn me into a hunka-hunka-hunka burnin love! you know what i mean, baby?
~{/CHRIS PHOORIES\}~
(breathing heavy) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-cha-cha-cha-cha-kill-kill-kill-kill
~{/KING JIMMY\}~
Hey, stop it, man. You're making the king a little crazy man! I might have to take you out! (gets in a karate stance) These hands are lethal weapons, man! uh huh! HIYAH! (does a big karate kick)
~{/CHRIS PHOORIES\}~
(in deep evil voice) I am here to represent the horror film industry, and all the other killers out there. I would like to take this time to send a shout out to my homeboys, Freddie and Michael back at the crib.
~{/KING JIMMY\}~
Whoa, man. I, I, I never knew that you were from the hood, man. Thasss cool, man! I'm a big fan of those scary movies, too man. We watch em down in the Jungle Room at Graceland. Scary, man, scary.
~{/CHRIS PHOORIES\}~
In honor of Halloween being this week, we made our own horror movie, just for our fans out there! Some content may not be suitable for kids under the age of 17. Parental Guidence is suggested.
~{/SETTING\}~
The scene changes to a dark and smoke filled hall with no lights. The camera is using night vision at it slowly progresses through the hall, and a narrator voices over the action.
~{/NARRATOR\}~
These times are crazy, and some things were not meant for human eyes. Some things were not meant for anything, man or beast, to bear witness to.
~{/SETTING\}~
The camera moves forward through the smoke, as a bright light is barely visible in the distance, and the camera moves forward slowly through the darkness towards the light.
~{/NARRATOR\}~
You have to accept that some things just need to be destroyed, and Jimmy Zane and Chris Phere are the heroes that can save the world from these atrocities! Things so vile. Things so disgusting. Things so frightening that only those of us who were born with cast iron stomachs, can stand to bare witness to them.
~{/SETTING\}~
The camera is still moving down the long, smoke filled hall towards the light. It is getting closer with each step. Suddenly an evil laugh comes from the light. The camera stops, then begins to shake, frightened from what must lie ahead. Then, slowly, moves forward again towards the light.
~{/NARRATOR\}~
This Halloween, Fate Entertainment, in association with Black Magic Stratosphere Productions, brings to you a hair raising experience that is sure to curl your toes, straighten your hair, and most of all, make you crap your pants! The Washington Post raves "I haven't seen anything this scary in my life!". The New York Times says "Truly the scariest moment of my life!"
~{/SETTING\}~
The camera reaches the light piercing through an old wooden door. You see a hand reach out to push the door open as you hear commotion behind it.
~{/NARRATOR\}~
Mind Games presents, "DESERVE NOTHING!"
~{/SETTING\}~
The door swings open to see Brad Kane (Xander in drag) cutting a promo. Suddenly there is a blood curdling scream, and the camera begins running in the opposite direction. You hear the footsteps as the camera moves all over the place, then you hear a thud. HE TRIPPED! He grabs the camera, and pulls it up so you can see his face. It's Gibby.
~{/GIBBY\}~
This is Gib...and if you find this then I am probably no longer with you. I am being chased by Brad Kane and I just know he is going to kill me. So please...help me..(tear runs down his face). AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
~{/SETTING\}~
The camera flops around as you hear screaming in the background and the camera suddenly goes to white noise as the Narrator chimes in one last time.
~{/NARRATOR\}~
The scariest thing you will see this year! BE THERE!
~{/SETTING\}~
The scene fades to black and then cuts back to the studio where Chris Phoories and King Jimmy turn from a flat screen monitor where they were just watching the video.
~{/KING JIMMY\}~
Hey man, that was just scary! I mean, really scary! That almost compares to a Chris Cruise promo, man! And it was only the trailer, man! That's looked worse than Cloverfield, Quarantine, and The Grudge all rolled up together!
~{/CHRIS PHOORIES\}~
(evil laugh) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......you're right, it did, King. HOLD ME!
~{/SETTING\}~
They both reach out with both arms and hug as they look around, keeping an eye out for anything scary.
~{/KING JIMMY\}~
We need to take a break, we will be right back after a word from our sponsors!
~{/SETTING\}~
The scene cuts to commercial.
***COMMERCIAL PLAYS***
(Monster Truck Voice) SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! That's right folks, this week New Championship Wrestling invades the American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas. Back to where it all began! All the nCw Superstars will be in action including Trent Helms, Steve Awesome, Spike Kane, Adam Knite, Lance Ryan, Jimmy Zane and Chris Phere!
nCw presents MIND GAMES this SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! Tickets are on sale now at the American Airlines Center box office, online at fateentertainment.com and at all your local ticketmaster locations! BE THEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
***COMMERICAL FADES TO BLACK***
~{/SETTING\}~
Scene cuts back to the studio where King Jimmy and Chris Phoories have now gathered themselves as they stand there in character.
~{/CHRIS PHOORIES\}~
We're back, and have calmed ourselves down. That trailer alone is one of the scariest things I have seen in my life. And as a movie killer myself, that is saying a lot!
~{/KING JIMMY\}~
Yeah, man. I, uh, I, uh, I gotta say that thing had me All Shook Up, uh huh! But really, man, that's all we got for you this week! We hope you good people keep tuning in each week, uh huh.
~{/CHRIS PHOORIES\}~
And remember, by donating blood, the life you save, just might be a vampires!
~{/SETTING\}~
Both men laugh, as the scene fades to black
***TWO HOURS LATER***
~{/SETTING\}~
Jimmy is sitting in the dressing room, relaxing, thinking over all the things in his dad's letter. Self respect! That is the only thing I need! DAMN SKIPPY! He opens the door and yells out into the hall.
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
Hey Gibby! GIBBY! Come here, man!
~{/SETTING\}~
Jimmy walks back and sits down in his chair, but leaves the door open. Gibby comes in wearing the Brad Kane in drag outfit. Jimmy just looks at him and smiles.
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
You know, Gibby, my dad respected you a lot. Even when you did weird, and sometimes..(pausing to look at his current outfit) REALLY GAY things, he always thought the world of you.
~{/GIBBY\}~
Well, Jimmy, your dad and I were close friends, and I respected him a lot. I am sure that someday, you will be just as good as he was. This week, though, you have to get through Brad Kane and Nelly Angel! They seem to be tough competitors.
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
True, they do seem to be tough, but I am just as tough, if not more so. You see, Gibby, my dad gave me a reality check this week. He wrote me a letter before he died that my Mom gave to me a couple of days ago. It seemed to hit the nail right on the head, and really fit my current situation. It's like he's not even dead, ya know?
~{/GIBBY\}~
(confused) Isn't he dead? He didn't come back from the dead or anything did he?
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
No, goober. He wrote a letter for me before he died. My mom held onto it until just the right time, I guess. Anyway, he said that even though you are a nut and a certified homo, you were very intelligent when it came to this business. I am glad he trusts you, because I always have, and I know that no matter what, you will always have my back!
~{/GIBBY\}~
Damn skippy! Hey, it's getting late. You wanna go do some more karaoke.
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
I think I am just about all karaoked out, Gibby.
~{/GIBBY\}~
Well, cool then. I am gonna go rock out with my cock out!
~{/SETTING\}~
Gibby stands up and starts playing air guitar as he walks out of the dressing room. Jimmy just laughs as Gibby is singing "You Give Love A Bad Name" walking down the hall. The scene fades to black.