Post by Pure Innovation on Nov 1, 2008 10:58:38 GMT -6
The bigger picture.
Everybody talks about it, about how to succeed you have to see "the bigger picture". That's the thing though, just what exactly IS the bigger picture? What is it really, though? What exactly classifies as the big picture? Is it the collective view of "the majority"? Or perhaps it's simply something that, when done, will benefit 'everybody' as a whole? Whatever the case may be, it can't be argued that many, many things have been done purely in order to try and "achieve the greater good" Does that make the notion of such things any less ridiculous? Of course not, but when there's a group of people trying to say that they represent it, then it tends to become a point of focus. That brings things to the Age of the Revolution, a trio of sorts, who're obsessed with changing nCw in big ways, but are they really capable of doing anything that they promise?
That's a rhetorical question, by the way.
To do what you promise, to bring about the 'change' that you claim will be coming you have to have the necessary means in order to do so. This much is more obvious and true than you'd probably think. How you actually acquire those very 'means' is up to you, but change is often brought about by an uprising, a revolution, or any sort of change in power once those means are there.
You see, when things are fancied up and dressed up to try and mean something that they're not, one thing simply becomes clear. To try and pretend that a whimper is a roar, is the same as trying to act like three misfits classifies as a revolution. Sure, Rambo himself would give praise to the trio for trying the whole "small number of guys try to take on an army and somehow all of the army's shots miss" bit, but really, does anybody actually try that sort of thing in real life? I know I sure don't, folks.
The truth about such matters is quite simple. Choosing to give something that isn't what you're trying to portray it as as name that doesn't reflect what it naturally is,just leaves you looking like both a complete fool, and a freaking hypocrite, which really ladies and gentlemen, are those the kinda of people that you'd want to work with on a day to day basis?
This brings us up to right now. Everybody's favourite pompous and arrogant tag team, finds themselves in a not-so arrogant place, so to speak. Where? Well, that would be the side of a "not-very-busy-at-all" highway. After all, sure taking a piss into a bush on the side of the road may be just a little bit illegal, with the whole "indecent exposure" and "public urination" charges that they seem itching to get people for these days, but that doesn't mean a large amount of people don't do it.
Jack: Ah....relief, that's the only 'R' that I want to be worrying about for a while. Screw this whole "Revolution" crap, unless you decide to be a bitch and tap again, Blake. I mean think about it, everybody's got their heads wrapped around trying to figure out how the hell to get those tag team titles from Lance and Adam, and all they had to do was just listen to us and give us the chance to. I swear, every day I think that management gets more and more stupid. Every time I hear people talk about how we're supposed to be here "defending nCw's honour", I have to struggle to try and not laugh my ass off, really. Who would really be dumb enough to ask two people who have exposed how crappy and worthless half of the nCw roster is to defend the company's honour? To make things even more funny, they wonder why we've kept saying that this place is full of undeserving people. I don't know about you, but I keep saying it because it's freaking true. When we win those damn tag titles, we're not going to do so because the commissioner asked us to, we're going to be doing it because we deserve them. Oh, and because Lance Ryan seems so jealous of us that he's trying to steal our team name. Maybe he finally wised up and realized he's not running a revolution after all......nah, he's still a dumbass.
He "tisk tisks" Lance's notion of Flint and Fields not being innovative, and just smiles to himself as a one car zooms past them on the road. Thankfully, Jack's long since finished that certain "R for relief". Even still, Blake still lets out one of those "sigh of relief" type things at the fact that it wasn't a police car. Of course, a surprising amount of cops really don't care over those kind of things, but hey, what's illegal is still illegal.
Jack: Really Lance, I have to applaud you for actually being able to muster up the courage to go out there and buy a dictionary. Good for you, I'm glad you were able to take that step in making your life a little better. Do yourself a favour though, look up the definition for "sarcasm" for me, I'm sure the results you get will help you out greatly. Honestly, I am. Personally though, I'm a bit insulted that you'd compare us to people like Spike Kane, Ortega, and Dave Holland, I mean, we're so much better than those guys that you may as well compare us to Joe Everyman again while you're at it. I still can't get over how you and Adam seem adamant on insisting that we're "just a couple of punk kids". It could be me here but, I'm 32, and last I checked, that didn't make me a punk kid in any stretch of the imagination. Wait....are you just seeing double vision? Is that it? You're seeing double, so you think that Blake's 2 people, don't you? Maybe if someone smacks you on the back of the head, you'll get some sense knocked into you and realize just how ridiculous you sound. We've worked for every single thing that makes us so damn good, and the fact that we've come out of matches unscathed that you wouldn't last 5 minutes in, just means "hey, you're not that tough". You say you've got no problem being the school bullies, huh? I shouldn't be surprised though, the biggest bullies are just all talk and no action unless they're backed up by 15 people or so. I thought you were supposed to be tough, not some insecure former fat kid who gets off on trying to make people feel like they're below you.
Another car goes by as he finishes his sentence. Well, technically it's one of those old rickety pick up trucks, almost like you see in movies. You know, the ones that barely run, have that real "something's seriously messed up with THAT thing" sound, and shoot out a puff of black smoke from the exhaust when they try to go any real speed at all? Yeah, that's the kind of thing that goes driving by, trying to do the speed limit. How they expect to get a crappy truck up to 80 on a country highway is something that, well, not even the driver probably knows.
Fields: Are you two even capable of getting a single thing we say through your heads? What is it about being so willfully ignorant to everything we've said and accomplished that gets you feeling "just so special"? Is it that you're thinking if you just stick your heads up each other's asses then by the time you pull them back out, we'll no longer be big threats to you and that you and your little man-slave can just ride off into the sunset as some sort of "revolutionaries" that have actually made a difference in anything? The only actual difference that I can see you two as having made is making Spike Kane s--- himself at the thought of somebody else taking control of things. We're not Spike's bitches, we're not doing his bidding, we're doing OUR own bidding, and if Spike decided to give us the match against you, then good for him, that just makes things easier. You can quote the dictionary all the want, but the dictionary still defines a moron as "someone of less than average intelligence", or in this case "see also: Lance Ryan". Don't worry, you won't miss those belts too much, you'll be too busy recovering from when we break those thick skulls of yours.
Now, we fade out.
Everybody talks about it, about how to succeed you have to see "the bigger picture". That's the thing though, just what exactly IS the bigger picture? What is it really, though? What exactly classifies as the big picture? Is it the collective view of "the majority"? Or perhaps it's simply something that, when done, will benefit 'everybody' as a whole? Whatever the case may be, it can't be argued that many, many things have been done purely in order to try and "achieve the greater good" Does that make the notion of such things any less ridiculous? Of course not, but when there's a group of people trying to say that they represent it, then it tends to become a point of focus. That brings things to the Age of the Revolution, a trio of sorts, who're obsessed with changing nCw in big ways, but are they really capable of doing anything that they promise?
That's a rhetorical question, by the way.
To do what you promise, to bring about the 'change' that you claim will be coming you have to have the necessary means in order to do so. This much is more obvious and true than you'd probably think. How you actually acquire those very 'means' is up to you, but change is often brought about by an uprising, a revolution, or any sort of change in power once those means are there.
You see, when things are fancied up and dressed up to try and mean something that they're not, one thing simply becomes clear. To try and pretend that a whimper is a roar, is the same as trying to act like three misfits classifies as a revolution. Sure, Rambo himself would give praise to the trio for trying the whole "small number of guys try to take on an army and somehow all of the army's shots miss" bit, but really, does anybody actually try that sort of thing in real life? I know I sure don't, folks.
The truth about such matters is quite simple. Choosing to give something that isn't what you're trying to portray it as as name that doesn't reflect what it naturally is,just leaves you looking like both a complete fool, and a freaking hypocrite, which really ladies and gentlemen, are those the kinda of people that you'd want to work with on a day to day basis?
This brings us up to right now. Everybody's favourite pompous and arrogant tag team, finds themselves in a not-so arrogant place, so to speak. Where? Well, that would be the side of a "not-very-busy-at-all" highway. After all, sure taking a piss into a bush on the side of the road may be just a little bit illegal, with the whole "indecent exposure" and "public urination" charges that they seem itching to get people for these days, but that doesn't mean a large amount of people don't do it.
Jack: Ah....relief, that's the only 'R' that I want to be worrying about for a while. Screw this whole "Revolution" crap, unless you decide to be a bitch and tap again, Blake. I mean think about it, everybody's got their heads wrapped around trying to figure out how the hell to get those tag team titles from Lance and Adam, and all they had to do was just listen to us and give us the chance to. I swear, every day I think that management gets more and more stupid. Every time I hear people talk about how we're supposed to be here "defending nCw's honour", I have to struggle to try and not laugh my ass off, really. Who would really be dumb enough to ask two people who have exposed how crappy and worthless half of the nCw roster is to defend the company's honour? To make things even more funny, they wonder why we've kept saying that this place is full of undeserving people. I don't know about you, but I keep saying it because it's freaking true. When we win those damn tag titles, we're not going to do so because the commissioner asked us to, we're going to be doing it because we deserve them. Oh, and because Lance Ryan seems so jealous of us that he's trying to steal our team name. Maybe he finally wised up and realized he's not running a revolution after all......nah, he's still a dumbass.
He "tisk tisks" Lance's notion of Flint and Fields not being innovative, and just smiles to himself as a one car zooms past them on the road. Thankfully, Jack's long since finished that certain "R for relief". Even still, Blake still lets out one of those "sigh of relief" type things at the fact that it wasn't a police car. Of course, a surprising amount of cops really don't care over those kind of things, but hey, what's illegal is still illegal.
Jack: Really Lance, I have to applaud you for actually being able to muster up the courage to go out there and buy a dictionary. Good for you, I'm glad you were able to take that step in making your life a little better. Do yourself a favour though, look up the definition for "sarcasm" for me, I'm sure the results you get will help you out greatly. Honestly, I am. Personally though, I'm a bit insulted that you'd compare us to people like Spike Kane, Ortega, and Dave Holland, I mean, we're so much better than those guys that you may as well compare us to Joe Everyman again while you're at it. I still can't get over how you and Adam seem adamant on insisting that we're "just a couple of punk kids". It could be me here but, I'm 32, and last I checked, that didn't make me a punk kid in any stretch of the imagination. Wait....are you just seeing double vision? Is that it? You're seeing double, so you think that Blake's 2 people, don't you? Maybe if someone smacks you on the back of the head, you'll get some sense knocked into you and realize just how ridiculous you sound. We've worked for every single thing that makes us so damn good, and the fact that we've come out of matches unscathed that you wouldn't last 5 minutes in, just means "hey, you're not that tough". You say you've got no problem being the school bullies, huh? I shouldn't be surprised though, the biggest bullies are just all talk and no action unless they're backed up by 15 people or so. I thought you were supposed to be tough, not some insecure former fat kid who gets off on trying to make people feel like they're below you.
Another car goes by as he finishes his sentence. Well, technically it's one of those old rickety pick up trucks, almost like you see in movies. You know, the ones that barely run, have that real "something's seriously messed up with THAT thing" sound, and shoot out a puff of black smoke from the exhaust when they try to go any real speed at all? Yeah, that's the kind of thing that goes driving by, trying to do the speed limit. How they expect to get a crappy truck up to 80 on a country highway is something that, well, not even the driver probably knows.
Fields: Are you two even capable of getting a single thing we say through your heads? What is it about being so willfully ignorant to everything we've said and accomplished that gets you feeling "just so special"? Is it that you're thinking if you just stick your heads up each other's asses then by the time you pull them back out, we'll no longer be big threats to you and that you and your little man-slave can just ride off into the sunset as some sort of "revolutionaries" that have actually made a difference in anything? The only actual difference that I can see you two as having made is making Spike Kane s--- himself at the thought of somebody else taking control of things. We're not Spike's bitches, we're not doing his bidding, we're doing OUR own bidding, and if Spike decided to give us the match against you, then good for him, that just makes things easier. You can quote the dictionary all the want, but the dictionary still defines a moron as "someone of less than average intelligence", or in this case "see also: Lance Ryan". Don't worry, you won't miss those belts too much, you'll be too busy recovering from when we break those thick skulls of yours.
Now, we fade out.