Post by Ricky Johnson on Nov 1, 2008 22:55:28 GMT -6
Johnson Mansion - Nightfall
We pick up where to left off last. Inside the house, and Ricky seems ready to cut his promo when he returns from the bathroom.
Ricky - I think I'm ready.
Roxi - Really?
Ricky - Yes.
Roxi - Well then, hop to it.
Roxi walks away into another room.
Ricky - I have to address Mr. Brad Kane, since I could only mention his lack of a consistant identity. I do believe that this is the longest he has ever gone with one name. In nCw anyway, I'm sure he would disagree, and bring up some defunct company and say "I was this name for this long" That's all I seem to hear from people these days. The old "I remember in XWF how I was world champion, so don't mess with me" Well kids, that was a different place, and a different time, with obviously not a lot of talent. But Brad, here's the thing with you, it's not only every week I get some old company reference, you give me a little more of your backstory. A little more useless knowledge I would have been just fine without knowing. Something to attempt to give your life a little more meaning. Some random hardship or mishap which you exploit to make the troglodytes out there feel sympathy for you. I have only apathy. But then again, you're not talking to me are you, Brad? You don't care what I think, you want "them" to love you. Guess what? They. Don't. Either. Besides emo kids and fourteen year old girls with self-esteem issues, nobody is truly loving your idiotic backstory. People aren't getting into groups to discuss your phyche. You have your family, your friends, and your health Brad, best to keep all of them, and stay out of my way.
Ricky pauses, and smirks a bit, proud of his efforts.
Ricky - Now, moving on to Nelly Angel, and Jimmy Zane, from the looks of this, this is really a two-horse race, between myself and Brad. You two rejects are simply there to my Brad's destruction seem like it took three people, instead of one. But let me address both of you individually. First Nelly Angel.
Brief pause.
Ricky - Nelly, I mean come on, seriously, "Mirror Nelly"? Really? No, no, you're not a complete tool or anything with those comments in "reverse". Much like Bizzaro, yeah, yeah, I get it. I must say it was pretty painful to watch, because you simply are trying to play head games with people who will pay them no mind. It's a bad acid trip if you ask me. But that's cool right, Nelly? that's what you were going for, right? Mind games, see how that all ties in...no, wait, never mind, you're just simply not that intelligent to form some kind of cohereant sartire to parlay all that together. No way, no how. You said it yourself, you want to go out there and entertain. But the problem is, you're just...not. You didn't get a laugh from anybody with those promos, and if you wanted me to take you seriously, you failed in that respect too. Don't mistake not taking you seriously for underestiamting you though. I thoroughly expect you to bring you're "A" game. if you do, you may just survive the night, if you don't, just ask John Anthony what happens when you don't.
Ricky, who was standing, now plops himself down in a chair.
Ricky - Jimmy Zane, what can I really say that hasn't already been said, you seem to lack the focus as well. You're more interested in seeing movies and hanging out with losers like Chris Phere. You even took the time to come up with a name for your little friendship there. Cute. It'll take some of the fun out of stomping your guts out, but I suppose I'll get over it. None the less it takes some balls to do what you do. Painting yourself, looking like a complete jackass, but hey, I did it once too. Look at the bright side, Monday morning, you won't have to paint your face, my boot imprint will be more than enough.
Crossing his legs, Ricky continues.
Ricky - I guess the really two most important questions I have for you three is "Why are you here?" Honestly. You all know what I'm after, the nCw world title, but why is Brad Kane here? Becuase he's got nothing better to do? Beisdes standing in my way? Why is Nelly Angel here? to do some spots, get himself over and just "entertain" without ever really accomplishing anything? why is Jimmy Zane here? to be a distraction for everybody? Some other minor inconvience? You three need to look deep inside you. Understand that what I want, requires me to beat you. It requires me to destroy you. And I will do it, to get what I want. After it's over, Brad can go back to being the "lesser Kane" assuming that's even possible, Nelly can go back to tired jokes and bad one-liners, and Jimmy can continue acting like he's six. This is going to be MY night. My victory. Oh, Angel and Awesome, I think you hear my knocking, and I think I'm coming in.
Ricky eyes narrow, before widening af if he forgot something.
Ricky - Oh yes, and The second question, I'll ask again when it's over.
IS IT PAINFULLY CLEAR YET?
We pick up where to left off last. Inside the house, and Ricky seems ready to cut his promo when he returns from the bathroom.
Ricky - I think I'm ready.
Roxi - Really?
Ricky - Yes.
Roxi - Well then, hop to it.
Roxi walks away into another room.
Ricky - I have to address Mr. Brad Kane, since I could only mention his lack of a consistant identity. I do believe that this is the longest he has ever gone with one name. In nCw anyway, I'm sure he would disagree, and bring up some defunct company and say "I was this name for this long" That's all I seem to hear from people these days. The old "I remember in XWF how I was world champion, so don't mess with me" Well kids, that was a different place, and a different time, with obviously not a lot of talent. But Brad, here's the thing with you, it's not only every week I get some old company reference, you give me a little more of your backstory. A little more useless knowledge I would have been just fine without knowing. Something to attempt to give your life a little more meaning. Some random hardship or mishap which you exploit to make the troglodytes out there feel sympathy for you. I have only apathy. But then again, you're not talking to me are you, Brad? You don't care what I think, you want "them" to love you. Guess what? They. Don't. Either. Besides emo kids and fourteen year old girls with self-esteem issues, nobody is truly loving your idiotic backstory. People aren't getting into groups to discuss your phyche. You have your family, your friends, and your health Brad, best to keep all of them, and stay out of my way.
Ricky pauses, and smirks a bit, proud of his efforts.
Ricky - Now, moving on to Nelly Angel, and Jimmy Zane, from the looks of this, this is really a two-horse race, between myself and Brad. You two rejects are simply there to my Brad's destruction seem like it took three people, instead of one. But let me address both of you individually. First Nelly Angel.
Brief pause.
Ricky - Nelly, I mean come on, seriously, "Mirror Nelly"? Really? No, no, you're not a complete tool or anything with those comments in "reverse". Much like Bizzaro, yeah, yeah, I get it. I must say it was pretty painful to watch, because you simply are trying to play head games with people who will pay them no mind. It's a bad acid trip if you ask me. But that's cool right, Nelly? that's what you were going for, right? Mind games, see how that all ties in...no, wait, never mind, you're just simply not that intelligent to form some kind of cohereant sartire to parlay all that together. No way, no how. You said it yourself, you want to go out there and entertain. But the problem is, you're just...not. You didn't get a laugh from anybody with those promos, and if you wanted me to take you seriously, you failed in that respect too. Don't mistake not taking you seriously for underestiamting you though. I thoroughly expect you to bring you're "A" game. if you do, you may just survive the night, if you don't, just ask John Anthony what happens when you don't.
Ricky, who was standing, now plops himself down in a chair.
Ricky - Jimmy Zane, what can I really say that hasn't already been said, you seem to lack the focus as well. You're more interested in seeing movies and hanging out with losers like Chris Phere. You even took the time to come up with a name for your little friendship there. Cute. It'll take some of the fun out of stomping your guts out, but I suppose I'll get over it. None the less it takes some balls to do what you do. Painting yourself, looking like a complete jackass, but hey, I did it once too. Look at the bright side, Monday morning, you won't have to paint your face, my boot imprint will be more than enough.
Crossing his legs, Ricky continues.
Ricky - I guess the really two most important questions I have for you three is "Why are you here?" Honestly. You all know what I'm after, the nCw world title, but why is Brad Kane here? Becuase he's got nothing better to do? Beisdes standing in my way? Why is Nelly Angel here? to do some spots, get himself over and just "entertain" without ever really accomplishing anything? why is Jimmy Zane here? to be a distraction for everybody? Some other minor inconvience? You three need to look deep inside you. Understand that what I want, requires me to beat you. It requires me to destroy you. And I will do it, to get what I want. After it's over, Brad can go back to being the "lesser Kane" assuming that's even possible, Nelly can go back to tired jokes and bad one-liners, and Jimmy can continue acting like he's six. This is going to be MY night. My victory. Oh, Angel and Awesome, I think you hear my knocking, and I think I'm coming in.
Ricky eyes narrow, before widening af if he forgot something.
Ricky - Oh yes, and The second question, I'll ask again when it's over.
IS IT PAINFULLY CLEAR YET?