Post by Frostbyte on Dec 1, 2008 10:14:51 GMT -6
[We fade up to Jimmy Turner in the Frozone dusting off one of the cameras before movinig across towards the 'Ice' throne. He seems to be taking a great deal of care with this particular cleanup session. We hear the sound of a door handle turning before the creak that comes with the door itself rotating out of it's frame. Jimmy looks towards the door and we pan around to see Frostbyte rocking in with an overconfident grin on his face]
Jimmy: Heeeyy, there he is, Congratulations man!! WOW!! What a match!!
Frostbyte: Thankyou Jimmy, I knew I could do it though, mind over matter and all that
[They laugh, Frostbyte flicks a small but thick coin towards Jimmy, it spins erratically through the air landing, bouncing, spinning again and then finally coming to rest on the throne]
Frostbyte: That's for you man, a whole British Pound Sterling
Jimmy: Frosty I don't know what to say... Where do you..
[Frostbyte interupts]
Frostbyte: It doesn't matter now does it Jimmy? Anyway, we got some big fish to fry. It's Transgression this week and although I'm not carded for the main PPV show I am going to be going at it LIVE across the world via your favourite tool out there, the internet.
Jimmy: And a BIG match it is too
Frostbyte: Dan straight it's a big match. I got the lesser of the 2 evils, I got the brother of the General Manager to deal with this time and I gotta say after the last 2 weeks on Trauma I am feeling mighty good about myself and I really think there's not gonna be too much trouble here. I mean, all due respect to the GM but his brother really isn't all there upstairs.
Jimmy: Your telling me! the guys losing it!
Frostbyte: The only thing that concerns me is how unpredictable this match could be. I mean this guy is an alcoholic, fair enough he's Irish so he can probably take a lot but he's been off the booze for a while and so he'll probably drink more than he realises is enough.
Jimmy: He'd do that anyway from what I've seen him like before your time Frosty
Frostbyte: The thing is though, more so than the drinking, it's his mental stability that's got me the most concerned I mean this guy is crying and complaining about how everyone's his enemy and the boss is his enemy and yet he expects to do himself and his career favours. The guy is SERIOUSLY losing it... Brad Kane... Pfff
[Frostbyte scoffs and shakes his head as Jimmy takes a seat in his throne]
Frostbyte: What are you doing Jimmy?
[Jimmy jumps up with a start]
Jimmy: Sorry Frosty, got distracted, wasn't thinking…
Frostbyte: Sit down, I was joking man
[Jimmy, nervously, sits back down]
Frostbyte: I’ve got to say though, I really don’t think I know enough about this guy. I know he has a hot wife, and he’s not had the easiest of lives but it really should be time to suck it up and look to the future. He’s constantly pressing for a chance at Steve Awesome… but he seems to only do it through his words. It’s like he only fights his matches because he has to. He’d rather just skip it all out and go straight to the top but all I can see say is whether you’ve been there before or not you have got to work your way there from wherever you are not just waltz in and out of matches moaning about who your enemy is or why you shouldn’t have to do all this “oh I only kicked the snot out of him because he was in my way blah blah blah”
[He mimics Brad Kane, badly, but he tried]
Frostbyte: I mean come on, we all know he’s better than that. We all know the ‘real’ Brad Kane. We all know he is quite capable of making his way to the top without all the crying and complaining. I want to fight the real Brad Kane on Transgression’s Wired but it’s not looking like that’s gonna happen. I’m an up and comer here at nCw and I don’t want to have my first match with a big name competitor dampened because he’s off his game.
Jimmy: A win is a win Frosty, you could beat him easier in the condition he’s in.
[Frostbyte glares at Jimmy and continues]
Frostbyte: A win is NOT a win when instead of people being like “WOW Frostbyte took Brad Kane all the way and won!!” they are gonna be saying “What has Brad Kane done with himself he’s gone and lost to the new kid” I’ve only been back a couple of weeks and I don’t need this on my reputation you know. I am a rising force who continues to surprise, not someone to be ashamed of when I beat them.
[Frostbyte sighs and put’s his face in his hands, takes a deep breath sighing outwardly afterwards before releasing his hands and looking back up]
Frostbyte: Jimmy, I’m gonna beat this guy
Jimmy: I know Frosty, you’re gonna beat him good
Frostbyte: Deep down in that shell of a man he’s still got his skills and I’m gonna use the knowledge of that to take him apart piece by piece. He wants to obliterate anything that gets in his way well he has never had me in front of him before. I’ve spent the past few weeks being the underdog for size and have overcome the odds with great satisfaction to both the fans and the company. Brad Kane wants a reason to fight I’ll give him one, I’ll slow him down on his depressing quest for glory. I’ll give him a reason to hit the bottle. He doesn’t wanna work to get to Steve Awesome but I’m gonna make him work, I’m gonna show him WHY he keeps getting held back and I’m gonna make sure he stays behind me on the way up in this company. So what if he caused severe pain to Bad Luck Chuck? So did Nightmare and I didn’t have too much of a problem with him last week. Come to think of it, this is going to be EASY.
[Jimmy gets typically over-excited and springs up from the throne]
Jimmy: Yeah Frosty! Now you’re talking!
Frostbyte: Damn Right I’m talking, Why are YOU talking?
Jimmy: Sorry
[Jimmy sits back down]
Frostbyte: I mean REALLY, how can he do what he does and expect to still be included on a Pay-Per-View event?! People pay to see sport, part of which includes sportsmanship. I’m on wired too but I look at it as if the WHOLE WORLD is watching because it’s streamed online, and I’m fighting one of the biggest stars around here. I mean I’m no big shot but we’ve all got to pre-show sometimes, and that’s’s exactly what I’m gonna do, I’m gonna make the nCw brass realise that I am PPV material and so this time next month I will be up there with the rest of them, having TV viewers paying to watch “The Frozen One” go at it with whomever they see fit. If Brad Kane doesn’t want to work hard to get where he wants to be then he’s just not gonna get there is he?
Jimmy: Nope
Frostbyte: So I’m thinking I’m looking at an easy win at Transgression an easy win after a difficult fight but at the end of the day if Brad Kane can’t pull himself together he’s only going to shoot himself in the foot.
[Frosty grabs the camera in his usual fashion]
Frostbyte: BRAD KANE! Transgression is getting closer, which means out fight on Wired is closer still? Are you ready? I hope so because I am going to be the one who stops your rampage of depression, I will prove to you that it takes more than a bottle of Jack, a hot wife and the ability to cry on cue to get you to the top in nCw. I AM Frostbyte, I am The Frozen One, Is it me? Or is it COOOOOLLDD IIINNN HEEEERRRREEE?
[Fade to Black]
Jimmy: Heeeyy, there he is, Congratulations man!! WOW!! What a match!!
Frostbyte: Thankyou Jimmy, I knew I could do it though, mind over matter and all that
[They laugh, Frostbyte flicks a small but thick coin towards Jimmy, it spins erratically through the air landing, bouncing, spinning again and then finally coming to rest on the throne]
Frostbyte: That's for you man, a whole British Pound Sterling
Jimmy: Frosty I don't know what to say... Where do you..
[Frostbyte interupts]
Frostbyte: It doesn't matter now does it Jimmy? Anyway, we got some big fish to fry. It's Transgression this week and although I'm not carded for the main PPV show I am going to be going at it LIVE across the world via your favourite tool out there, the internet.
Jimmy: And a BIG match it is too
Frostbyte: Dan straight it's a big match. I got the lesser of the 2 evils, I got the brother of the General Manager to deal with this time and I gotta say after the last 2 weeks on Trauma I am feeling mighty good about myself and I really think there's not gonna be too much trouble here. I mean, all due respect to the GM but his brother really isn't all there upstairs.
Jimmy: Your telling me! the guys losing it!
Frostbyte: The only thing that concerns me is how unpredictable this match could be. I mean this guy is an alcoholic, fair enough he's Irish so he can probably take a lot but he's been off the booze for a while and so he'll probably drink more than he realises is enough.
Jimmy: He'd do that anyway from what I've seen him like before your time Frosty
Frostbyte: The thing is though, more so than the drinking, it's his mental stability that's got me the most concerned I mean this guy is crying and complaining about how everyone's his enemy and the boss is his enemy and yet he expects to do himself and his career favours. The guy is SERIOUSLY losing it... Brad Kane... Pfff
[Frostbyte scoffs and shakes his head as Jimmy takes a seat in his throne]
Frostbyte: What are you doing Jimmy?
[Jimmy jumps up with a start]
Jimmy: Sorry Frosty, got distracted, wasn't thinking…
Frostbyte: Sit down, I was joking man
[Jimmy, nervously, sits back down]
Frostbyte: I’ve got to say though, I really don’t think I know enough about this guy. I know he has a hot wife, and he’s not had the easiest of lives but it really should be time to suck it up and look to the future. He’s constantly pressing for a chance at Steve Awesome… but he seems to only do it through his words. It’s like he only fights his matches because he has to. He’d rather just skip it all out and go straight to the top but all I can see say is whether you’ve been there before or not you have got to work your way there from wherever you are not just waltz in and out of matches moaning about who your enemy is or why you shouldn’t have to do all this “oh I only kicked the snot out of him because he was in my way blah blah blah”
[He mimics Brad Kane, badly, but he tried]
Frostbyte: I mean come on, we all know he’s better than that. We all know the ‘real’ Brad Kane. We all know he is quite capable of making his way to the top without all the crying and complaining. I want to fight the real Brad Kane on Transgression’s Wired but it’s not looking like that’s gonna happen. I’m an up and comer here at nCw and I don’t want to have my first match with a big name competitor dampened because he’s off his game.
Jimmy: A win is a win Frosty, you could beat him easier in the condition he’s in.
[Frostbyte glares at Jimmy and continues]
Frostbyte: A win is NOT a win when instead of people being like “WOW Frostbyte took Brad Kane all the way and won!!” they are gonna be saying “What has Brad Kane done with himself he’s gone and lost to the new kid” I’ve only been back a couple of weeks and I don’t need this on my reputation you know. I am a rising force who continues to surprise, not someone to be ashamed of when I beat them.
[Frostbyte sighs and put’s his face in his hands, takes a deep breath sighing outwardly afterwards before releasing his hands and looking back up]
Frostbyte: Jimmy, I’m gonna beat this guy
Jimmy: I know Frosty, you’re gonna beat him good
Frostbyte: Deep down in that shell of a man he’s still got his skills and I’m gonna use the knowledge of that to take him apart piece by piece. He wants to obliterate anything that gets in his way well he has never had me in front of him before. I’ve spent the past few weeks being the underdog for size and have overcome the odds with great satisfaction to both the fans and the company. Brad Kane wants a reason to fight I’ll give him one, I’ll slow him down on his depressing quest for glory. I’ll give him a reason to hit the bottle. He doesn’t wanna work to get to Steve Awesome but I’m gonna make him work, I’m gonna show him WHY he keeps getting held back and I’m gonna make sure he stays behind me on the way up in this company. So what if he caused severe pain to Bad Luck Chuck? So did Nightmare and I didn’t have too much of a problem with him last week. Come to think of it, this is going to be EASY.
[Jimmy gets typically over-excited and springs up from the throne]
Jimmy: Yeah Frosty! Now you’re talking!
Frostbyte: Damn Right I’m talking, Why are YOU talking?
Jimmy: Sorry
[Jimmy sits back down]
Frostbyte: I mean REALLY, how can he do what he does and expect to still be included on a Pay-Per-View event?! People pay to see sport, part of which includes sportsmanship. I’m on wired too but I look at it as if the WHOLE WORLD is watching because it’s streamed online, and I’m fighting one of the biggest stars around here. I mean I’m no big shot but we’ve all got to pre-show sometimes, and that’s’s exactly what I’m gonna do, I’m gonna make the nCw brass realise that I am PPV material and so this time next month I will be up there with the rest of them, having TV viewers paying to watch “The Frozen One” go at it with whomever they see fit. If Brad Kane doesn’t want to work hard to get where he wants to be then he’s just not gonna get there is he?
Jimmy: Nope
Frostbyte: So I’m thinking I’m looking at an easy win at Transgression an easy win after a difficult fight but at the end of the day if Brad Kane can’t pull himself together he’s only going to shoot himself in the foot.
[Frosty grabs the camera in his usual fashion]
Frostbyte: BRAD KANE! Transgression is getting closer, which means out fight on Wired is closer still? Are you ready? I hope so because I am going to be the one who stops your rampage of depression, I will prove to you that it takes more than a bottle of Jack, a hot wife and the ability to cry on cue to get you to the top in nCw. I AM Frostbyte, I am The Frozen One, Is it me? Or is it COOOOOLLDD IIINNN HEEEERRRREEE?
[Fade to Black]