Post by Jimmy Zane on Dec 1, 2008 10:35:30 GMT -6
~{/SETTING\}~
The time has come. The day is here. That moment in time where Jimmy Zane can and will stand with his head held high with gold in his hand. That moment where his name will be etched in stone next to his father's as nCw Champion. That moment in time that will stand still as if it were in slow motion, everything falling into place. Jimmy Zane is seen sitting in his hotel room after a win over Phillip Burns and Mike Honcho on Collision. A smile on his face, and that devlish pride in his heart. He whispers to himself as the camera gets close enough to hear him.
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
They say that nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. Passion, they say, is the key to success no matter what you do for a living. I feel that passion in this business is a far underrated trait to have. You see, Burnsy, I have more passion for this business than any five people in that locker room. I have more passion for this business than you ever thought about having. You see, Burns, there are times in our lives that we have to sit down and reflect on our accomplishments and step back and look at it from a fresh perspective. Today is not that time for me, however, it may be for you. You see, when I finish you off this week, and finally gain that Xtreme Championship and leave you lying in the middle of the ring, or the arena, or the parking lot, or wherever it is that I leave you lying; You will have a decision to make. You will have some reflecting to do. You, my friend, and I gaurantee this, will be left wondering if this is really what you want to be doing for the rest of your life.
You see, what I have in store for you is nothing short of demonic. We are being given free reign to beat each other with every weapon we can find. We have been given the opportunity to use any and all manor of destruction in this match, and you can bet that I won't quit, or stop, or slow down, until your worthless hide is broken, beaten and bloodied. I won't quit with what, quite frankly, would be a criminal act in all fifty states, and every nation on this planet. There isn't another federation on this planet that will want to sanction an Xtreme Rule Match again after I get through with you. The carnage is going to be so vile and do devastating, that it may be too much for the folks watching at home, even if it is on Pay Per View.
You know, when I think about an outsider's perspective on wrestling, it kind of makes me laugh inside. They are of the opinion that what we do for a living is "fake" or "staged", while they believe that mixed martial arts is a real sport. The funny thing is, Burns, is somewhere deep inside my demented mind, I want to prove to those jackasses that what we do is not only very real, but also, very hazardous to YOUR health! I have a feeling that there will be so much blood lost in this match, that the local blood bank is going to be asking for more donations. Burnsy, you may want to make sure your mother doesn't watch this match, because she may have a heart attack watching you get beaten to near death. I don't want the karma of your mother's demise on my soul. So if you are listening, Mrs. Burns, please, turn the TV off during this match, because no mother should witness what is going to happen to your son. I am begging you, please, don't watch this match.
There are countless ways of attaining greatness, but any road to reaching one's maximum potential must be built on a bedrock of respect for the individual, a commitment to excellence, and a rejection of mediocrity. Rejection of mediocrity is something I have grasped in my hands like Ben & Jerry's in a fat lady's hands. I hold onto the idea that I will not settle for being at the bottom of the barrel. I embrace my destiny of becoming one of the best performer's, not only in nCw, but the entire world! Medicority is NOT something I will be saddled with. I will leave that up to people like Mike Honcho and you, Burns. A commitment to excellence? You're damn right. I am driven to excel every single time I lace up my boots and step into that ring. I am mentally focused on the task at hand, and this week, that is relieving you of that Xtreme title you hold so dear. Respect for the individual? Well, as Meatloaf would say, I guess two out of three ain't bad.
The greatest thing a man can do in this world is to make the most possible out of the stuff that has been given him. This is success, and there is no other. That success for me, Burns, is the opportunity to strip that Xtreme Championship off your waste and expose you for the half-assed wrestler that you really are. You are hanging out with a guy who is a bafoon. His antics are somewhat amusing, but like you, he lacks the intestinal fortitude to push forward and become great at what we do. That is the sign of a true champion, Burns. The ability to rise above everything that is holding you back to become better. I have been flooded with criticism and controversy for months now, and I have stood tall above it and pulled myself from the depths of hell to the verge of greatness. This week, you will find out exactly what the VooDoo Child is capable of, Burns. You will. REAP THE WHIRLWIND!
~{/SETTING\}~
Jimmy Zane leans back in his chair, laying his head upon the arm rest as he stares into the dark night sky. He slowly drifts off to sleep as the camera watches for a few moments before fading to black.
****9 HOURS LATER****
The camera fades back in to see Jimmy Zane pulling on his new "3 Strikes" T-Shirt. He grabs his wallet and pulls his cap on backwards, his long hair flowing beneath it as he heads out the door with his bag in his hand. He walks to the elevator where he stands and waits. A couple of kids walk up and ask for autographs, which he reluctantly signs, as he rolls his eyes. The elevator arrives and he rides down to the ground floor and walks out to the lobby area and over to the service desk. He checks out of the hotel and walks to the parking lot where he places his bag in the trunk, and the gets in the car. As he is about to drive off, his cell phone rings.
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
Hello?
~{/CHAD LIGHTS\}~
Jimmy, hey man's it's Chad. Is there any way I can meet up with you for an interview for ncwentertainment.com before you head out of town?
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
I suppose.
~{/CHAD LIGHTS\}~
Cool, I appreciate it. Meet me back at the arena and we will get it done and on the net this afternoon.
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
Sure.
~{/SETTING\}~
Jimmy again rolls his eyes as he heads towards the arena that he seemingly just left. He pulls into the parking lot and sees the crew loading up the ring, and props, and stage from the show getting ready to head out towards Transgression. He gets out of the car and heads into the arena where he runs into Chad Lights.
~{/CHAD LIGHTS\}~
Hey, Jimmy. Thanks for coming on short notice.
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
Let's get this over with, Lights, I got things to do.
~{/SETTING\}~
The camera man hurries over and puts his camera on his shoulder. The sound guy hands Chad the mic, and they get the camera rolling. The camera man gives the thumbs up to Chad.
~{/CHAD LIGHTS\}~
Hey everyone out there in internet land, this is Chad Lights for ncwentertainment.com, and with me today is none other than the VooDoo Child himself, Jimmy Zane. Now Jimmy, this week, you have a huge face off with your nemesis, Phillip Burns, for the Xtreme Championship at Transgression.
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
(snickering) Transgression you say? It's a funny name, "transgression", but quite fitting for this week's show. You see, Chad, to transgress means to go beyond the normal limits. To exceed or overstep your boundaries. This week, I plan on doing just that with Burnsy. There will be no limits as far as I am concerned. There is no limit to how far I will go to destroy you, Burns. NO LIMIT!
~{/CHAD LIGHTS\}~
Now that is intense, people! Now, Jimmy, I notice you are wearing a new shirt here today. Tell us a little about that.
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
(busts into a fake smile and announcer voice.) This is the all new "Three Strikes" VooDoo Child original available at ncwentertainment.com/shopzone! That's right folks, you can own a piece of the VooDoo Child! You can go online and buy your very own "Three Strikes" package! It includes the Three Strikes Tshirt! (spinning his cap around) The Three strikes ballcap, and your very own (holds up his keychain) VooDoo Child, Three Strikes keychain. Available on Shopzone just in time for Christmas for only $39.99!
~{/SETTING\}~
The fake smile and announcer voice fade away as he turns his hat back around and places his keys back in his pocket. The scowl returns to his face as Chad Lights looks on, confused as hell.
~{/CHAD LIGHTS\}~
Ummmmmm, yeah, so what is significant about these "Three Strikes"?
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
What's significant about it, you ask? Well, Chad, that's probably the best question you have ever asked me. You see, they all pertain to Burns. The day I signed my contract here, I walked out of Fox's office and was viciously attacked by Phillip Burns and his butt buddy, the News. They left my lying on the floor, laughing at pointing at the fallen Jimmy Zane... STRIKE ONE! Then, he put me through a table a few months back, a pay per view victory he is willing to toss out there at the drop of a hat. The sad part is, Chad, that's his ONLY victory over me, so I can understand why he brags about it so much. But putting me through that table was STRIKE TWO.
~{/CHAD LIGHTS\}~
And what was strike three?
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
Don't interrupt me again, Lights. This weekend, it's game over for you, Burns. It's the bottom of the ninth! The two minute warning! The final minute of the final game, and you got one last chance to take me out, Burns. You got one last opportunity to prove you are the better man. You, my friend, at the end of the day, will be done. Time will expire on you, and when it does. STRIKE THREE! YOU ....ARE..... OUT!
~{/SETTING\}~
Jimmy Zane walks off the set and out the door as Chad Lights looks on. The camera comes back to Chad who puts on his cheesy grin and looks into the camera.
~{/CHAD LIGHTS\}~
Well, there you have it, folks, Jimmy Zane, the VooDoo Child himself is in a foul mood, and it looks like Phillip Burns is going to have all he can handle this week on Transgression...LIVE on Pay Per View!
~{/SETTING\}~
Chad smiles as the scene fades to black.
The time has come. The day is here. That moment in time where Jimmy Zane can and will stand with his head held high with gold in his hand. That moment where his name will be etched in stone next to his father's as nCw Champion. That moment in time that will stand still as if it were in slow motion, everything falling into place. Jimmy Zane is seen sitting in his hotel room after a win over Phillip Burns and Mike Honcho on Collision. A smile on his face, and that devlish pride in his heart. He whispers to himself as the camera gets close enough to hear him.
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
They say that nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. Passion, they say, is the key to success no matter what you do for a living. I feel that passion in this business is a far underrated trait to have. You see, Burnsy, I have more passion for this business than any five people in that locker room. I have more passion for this business than you ever thought about having. You see, Burns, there are times in our lives that we have to sit down and reflect on our accomplishments and step back and look at it from a fresh perspective. Today is not that time for me, however, it may be for you. You see, when I finish you off this week, and finally gain that Xtreme Championship and leave you lying in the middle of the ring, or the arena, or the parking lot, or wherever it is that I leave you lying; You will have a decision to make. You will have some reflecting to do. You, my friend, and I gaurantee this, will be left wondering if this is really what you want to be doing for the rest of your life.
You see, what I have in store for you is nothing short of demonic. We are being given free reign to beat each other with every weapon we can find. We have been given the opportunity to use any and all manor of destruction in this match, and you can bet that I won't quit, or stop, or slow down, until your worthless hide is broken, beaten and bloodied. I won't quit with what, quite frankly, would be a criminal act in all fifty states, and every nation on this planet. There isn't another federation on this planet that will want to sanction an Xtreme Rule Match again after I get through with you. The carnage is going to be so vile and do devastating, that it may be too much for the folks watching at home, even if it is on Pay Per View.
You know, when I think about an outsider's perspective on wrestling, it kind of makes me laugh inside. They are of the opinion that what we do for a living is "fake" or "staged", while they believe that mixed martial arts is a real sport. The funny thing is, Burns, is somewhere deep inside my demented mind, I want to prove to those jackasses that what we do is not only very real, but also, very hazardous to YOUR health! I have a feeling that there will be so much blood lost in this match, that the local blood bank is going to be asking for more donations. Burnsy, you may want to make sure your mother doesn't watch this match, because she may have a heart attack watching you get beaten to near death. I don't want the karma of your mother's demise on my soul. So if you are listening, Mrs. Burns, please, turn the TV off during this match, because no mother should witness what is going to happen to your son. I am begging you, please, don't watch this match.
There are countless ways of attaining greatness, but any road to reaching one's maximum potential must be built on a bedrock of respect for the individual, a commitment to excellence, and a rejection of mediocrity. Rejection of mediocrity is something I have grasped in my hands like Ben & Jerry's in a fat lady's hands. I hold onto the idea that I will not settle for being at the bottom of the barrel. I embrace my destiny of becoming one of the best performer's, not only in nCw, but the entire world! Medicority is NOT something I will be saddled with. I will leave that up to people like Mike Honcho and you, Burns. A commitment to excellence? You're damn right. I am driven to excel every single time I lace up my boots and step into that ring. I am mentally focused on the task at hand, and this week, that is relieving you of that Xtreme title you hold so dear. Respect for the individual? Well, as Meatloaf would say, I guess two out of three ain't bad.
The greatest thing a man can do in this world is to make the most possible out of the stuff that has been given him. This is success, and there is no other. That success for me, Burns, is the opportunity to strip that Xtreme Championship off your waste and expose you for the half-assed wrestler that you really are. You are hanging out with a guy who is a bafoon. His antics are somewhat amusing, but like you, he lacks the intestinal fortitude to push forward and become great at what we do. That is the sign of a true champion, Burns. The ability to rise above everything that is holding you back to become better. I have been flooded with criticism and controversy for months now, and I have stood tall above it and pulled myself from the depths of hell to the verge of greatness. This week, you will find out exactly what the VooDoo Child is capable of, Burns. You will. REAP THE WHIRLWIND!
~{/SETTING\}~
Jimmy Zane leans back in his chair, laying his head upon the arm rest as he stares into the dark night sky. He slowly drifts off to sleep as the camera watches for a few moments before fading to black.
****9 HOURS LATER****
The camera fades back in to see Jimmy Zane pulling on his new "3 Strikes" T-Shirt. He grabs his wallet and pulls his cap on backwards, his long hair flowing beneath it as he heads out the door with his bag in his hand. He walks to the elevator where he stands and waits. A couple of kids walk up and ask for autographs, which he reluctantly signs, as he rolls his eyes. The elevator arrives and he rides down to the ground floor and walks out to the lobby area and over to the service desk. He checks out of the hotel and walks to the parking lot where he places his bag in the trunk, and the gets in the car. As he is about to drive off, his cell phone rings.
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
Hello?
~{/CHAD LIGHTS\}~
Jimmy, hey man's it's Chad. Is there any way I can meet up with you for an interview for ncwentertainment.com before you head out of town?
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
I suppose.
~{/CHAD LIGHTS\}~
Cool, I appreciate it. Meet me back at the arena and we will get it done and on the net this afternoon.
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
Sure.
~{/SETTING\}~
Jimmy again rolls his eyes as he heads towards the arena that he seemingly just left. He pulls into the parking lot and sees the crew loading up the ring, and props, and stage from the show getting ready to head out towards Transgression. He gets out of the car and heads into the arena where he runs into Chad Lights.
~{/CHAD LIGHTS\}~
Hey, Jimmy. Thanks for coming on short notice.
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
Let's get this over with, Lights, I got things to do.
~{/SETTING\}~
The camera man hurries over and puts his camera on his shoulder. The sound guy hands Chad the mic, and they get the camera rolling. The camera man gives the thumbs up to Chad.
~{/CHAD LIGHTS\}~
Hey everyone out there in internet land, this is Chad Lights for ncwentertainment.com, and with me today is none other than the VooDoo Child himself, Jimmy Zane. Now Jimmy, this week, you have a huge face off with your nemesis, Phillip Burns, for the Xtreme Championship at Transgression.
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
(snickering) Transgression you say? It's a funny name, "transgression", but quite fitting for this week's show. You see, Chad, to transgress means to go beyond the normal limits. To exceed or overstep your boundaries. This week, I plan on doing just that with Burnsy. There will be no limits as far as I am concerned. There is no limit to how far I will go to destroy you, Burns. NO LIMIT!
~{/CHAD LIGHTS\}~
Now that is intense, people! Now, Jimmy, I notice you are wearing a new shirt here today. Tell us a little about that.
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
(busts into a fake smile and announcer voice.) This is the all new "Three Strikes" VooDoo Child original available at ncwentertainment.com/shopzone! That's right folks, you can own a piece of the VooDoo Child! You can go online and buy your very own "Three Strikes" package! It includes the Three Strikes Tshirt! (spinning his cap around) The Three strikes ballcap, and your very own (holds up his keychain) VooDoo Child, Three Strikes keychain. Available on Shopzone just in time for Christmas for only $39.99!
~{/SETTING\}~
The fake smile and announcer voice fade away as he turns his hat back around and places his keys back in his pocket. The scowl returns to his face as Chad Lights looks on, confused as hell.
~{/CHAD LIGHTS\}~
Ummmmmm, yeah, so what is significant about these "Three Strikes"?
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
What's significant about it, you ask? Well, Chad, that's probably the best question you have ever asked me. You see, they all pertain to Burns. The day I signed my contract here, I walked out of Fox's office and was viciously attacked by Phillip Burns and his butt buddy, the News. They left my lying on the floor, laughing at pointing at the fallen Jimmy Zane... STRIKE ONE! Then, he put me through a table a few months back, a pay per view victory he is willing to toss out there at the drop of a hat. The sad part is, Chad, that's his ONLY victory over me, so I can understand why he brags about it so much. But putting me through that table was STRIKE TWO.
~{/CHAD LIGHTS\}~
And what was strike three?
~{/JIMMY ZANE\}~
Don't interrupt me again, Lights. This weekend, it's game over for you, Burns. It's the bottom of the ninth! The two minute warning! The final minute of the final game, and you got one last chance to take me out, Burns. You got one last opportunity to prove you are the better man. You, my friend, at the end of the day, will be done. Time will expire on you, and when it does. STRIKE THREE! YOU ....ARE..... OUT!
~{/SETTING\}~
Jimmy Zane walks off the set and out the door as Chad Lights looks on. The camera comes back to Chad who puts on his cheesy grin and looks into the camera.
~{/CHAD LIGHTS\}~
Well, there you have it, folks, Jimmy Zane, the VooDoo Child himself is in a foul mood, and it looks like Phillip Burns is going to have all he can handle this week on Transgression...LIVE on Pay Per View!
~{/SETTING\}~
Chad smiles as the scene fades to black.