Post by JFK on Dec 4, 2008 14:12:13 GMT -6
Motel Six on Santa Cruz Boulevard. Room 17A, we see Kole Kaos wearing his track suit that the nice lady in the back made for him, well, he made a slight modification to it, he removed the sleeves, the edges where he ripped the arms off are still frayed, he hasn’t told the nice lady yet what he did, because he's afraid she will yell at him, and stab him, she carries pointy objects you know. Anyways, Kole is outside his hotel room kicking and shaking the soda machine as a crack head walks by him, shakes his head, and keeps on going. Kole turns to the crack head.
"I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY! HAHAHAHAHAHA crack head....hehehe oooo maybe that's what I could do to earn some money...hehe I hear drugs are a very lucrative business...hehehe hahahahahaha."
A soda finally comes out of the machine and Kole pops it open, only for it to explode all over him, he yells and throws the can down the hall at the crack head.
"ITS ALL YOU’RE FAULT!"
The crack head stop's, picks up the can, and nods in thanks as he walks off. Sipping away at what’s left of the soda in the can.
"Hey that was mine! Oh well yet another thing lost to me...hehehe...no...Focus Kole, foooooooocuuuuuuus."
Kole slaps the side of his head with his open palm.
"I need to get my head right....heheheh...I got a BIG BIG match this weekend...oh yes I do oooooooh yessssss I dooooo."
Kole turns his head quickly and notices the camera.
"That's why you are here isn’t it."
Kole grabs the camera lens and moves it up and down.
"Yes it is, yes it is, you’re a good boy, yes you are, goooooood boy, you want a treat huh?"
We hear the camera man mumble what the hell? Kole goes back to his room that was left open with the door lock wedge open, Kole looks around the room tossing clothing, sheets, shoes, everything that isnt nailed down really up into the air as if he was looking for something.
"OH NO! I....I have no treats for you good camera...I'm sorry....hehe. I have no treats for ANYONE! hahahahaha"
Kole flops down on the bed and looks directly into the camera.
"You want me to sit here...and talk....and talk....and talk....and talk hehehehe about Falcon and how he's always one upped me, how he's always gotten the better of me, how I am going to finally over come him this weekend and claim the National Title as my prize, but I don’t feel like it AND YOU CANT MAKE ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Kole stops laughing suddenly.
"I could sit here, and tell you how much better....hehe...better....heheh....I am then him, but who would believe me? HAHA That well has run dry, people can see...they know, heheh I'm not a healthy man, I am not a man in his right mind, I mean, I haven’t been in a long time, looooooooong heheh time. THINK ABOUT IT...who the **** gives a man who THINKS he's an alien, 10 million dollars....to take care....of the ACE!? THE ACE OF ALL PEOPLE I MEAN REALLY!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a tool....what a fool....I am...It's true...hehe....I'm going to admit someone’s right, make note of this hahaha...It's true, I have no one to blame but my self...It's all my fault, everything, my marriage, my company, hell even my stable, it's all falling apart, because of me....hehe and that’s ok...you see....I've become....unpredictable, even to my self! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO DO NEXT HAHAHAHAHAHA....and I actually.....like it."
Kole makes a Oooooooh face.
"Spooky....hehehe...I have nothing...NOTHING! Left to lose Falcon....you've made sure of that, it's all my fault I know, but what kind of villain would I be if I didn’t blame YOU! HAHAHAH no....seriously...I don’t blame you Falcon, it's not your fault, but....I am going to take it out on you...you see...I don’t give a rats ass about your title Falcon, I don’t give a good *** damn about any nCw titles, never have, never will, hehehe I don’t need to be defined by the gold, I define gold...heheh hahahahaha if only I had some, hahahahaha....No Falcon, I don’t like your face...so I am going to remove it from your head...hehehe hahahahaha I'm going to hurt you Falcon, I am going to hurt you to the point where...after Transgression, they are going to have to find a NEW National Champion, because me...well...hehehe I fear Falcon, the thoughts going in my head, and coming out of my fists, are well....going to get me locked up...and you well....after I am done turning you into my own personal flesh canvas work of art, you’re going to be in no shape....heheh to defend that title...hehe...ever again. I feel the walls closing in on me, I know they are after me, I know they want to lock me up, but before they do, I have one last act of violence I must commit, and it just so happens to be under contact against...hehe YOU!"
Kole's head snaps towards the door as we hear a knocking.
"Whoooooo iiiiiiisssss iiiiiit!?"
"Pizza for Kole Kaos."
"Petesa? Who's Pete Sa?"
Kole get's up and opens the door where we see the Pizza deliver guy holding four pizza's.
"I don’t know any Pete Sa's."
The deliver boy looks confused and holds the pies up for Kole to see.
"Pizza bro, you know food. Damn, dude, you look horrible."
Kole opens the top box and looks at the gooey crap inside.
"UGH what's that smell!?"
"Pepperoni dude."
"MY NAME IS KOLE KAOS NOT DUDE!"
Kole screams in the delivery boys face, who turns his head and tries to protect his nose.
"Damn dude, breath mint or something dude."
Kole snatches the pizza's out of the boys hand and turns away, the boy holds the door open and clears his throut holding his hand out for a tip, Kole toss's the pizza's on to the bed, then slowly turns back around.
"Yeeeeeeeessss?"
"Tip dude."
Kole scratches his chin then grins a wicked grin.
"I got a tip for you right here."
Kole reaches into his pocket, then out of nowhere charges the boy tackling and picking him up with his shoulder in one swift move, then lifts the boy up above his head, and toss's him over the banner we hear a scream, then a splash.
"LEARN TO SWIM HAHAHAHAHAHA.....duuuuuude!"
Kole quickly turns to the camera man, and we hear the camera man say under his breath "****" before the camera is dropped and we hear him running off in the other direction, Kole walks up to the camera picks it up and carries it back into the room. He sits it on a chair opens a box of pizza and starts jamming a piece into the lens.
"EAT YOUR TREAT....EAT IT!!!!!!"
Static.
"I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY! HAHAHAHAHAHA crack head....hehehe oooo maybe that's what I could do to earn some money...hehe I hear drugs are a very lucrative business...hehehe hahahahahaha."
A soda finally comes out of the machine and Kole pops it open, only for it to explode all over him, he yells and throws the can down the hall at the crack head.
"ITS ALL YOU’RE FAULT!"
The crack head stop's, picks up the can, and nods in thanks as he walks off. Sipping away at what’s left of the soda in the can.
"Hey that was mine! Oh well yet another thing lost to me...hehehe...no...Focus Kole, foooooooocuuuuuuus."
Kole slaps the side of his head with his open palm.
"I need to get my head right....heheheh...I got a BIG BIG match this weekend...oh yes I do oooooooh yessssss I dooooo."
Kole turns his head quickly and notices the camera.
"That's why you are here isn’t it."
Kole grabs the camera lens and moves it up and down.
"Yes it is, yes it is, you’re a good boy, yes you are, goooooood boy, you want a treat huh?"
We hear the camera man mumble what the hell? Kole goes back to his room that was left open with the door lock wedge open, Kole looks around the room tossing clothing, sheets, shoes, everything that isnt nailed down really up into the air as if he was looking for something.
"OH NO! I....I have no treats for you good camera...I'm sorry....hehe. I have no treats for ANYONE! hahahahaha"
Kole flops down on the bed and looks directly into the camera.
"You want me to sit here...and talk....and talk....and talk....and talk hehehehe about Falcon and how he's always one upped me, how he's always gotten the better of me, how I am going to finally over come him this weekend and claim the National Title as my prize, but I don’t feel like it AND YOU CANT MAKE ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Kole stops laughing suddenly.
"I could sit here, and tell you how much better....hehe...better....heheh....I am then him, but who would believe me? HAHA That well has run dry, people can see...they know, heheh I'm not a healthy man, I am not a man in his right mind, I mean, I haven’t been in a long time, looooooooong heheh time. THINK ABOUT IT...who the **** gives a man who THINKS he's an alien, 10 million dollars....to take care....of the ACE!? THE ACE OF ALL PEOPLE I MEAN REALLY!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a tool....what a fool....I am...It's true...hehe....I'm going to admit someone’s right, make note of this hahaha...It's true, I have no one to blame but my self...It's all my fault, everything, my marriage, my company, hell even my stable, it's all falling apart, because of me....hehe and that’s ok...you see....I've become....unpredictable, even to my self! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO DO NEXT HAHAHAHAHAHA....and I actually.....like it."
Kole makes a Oooooooh face.
"Spooky....hehehe...I have nothing...NOTHING! Left to lose Falcon....you've made sure of that, it's all my fault I know, but what kind of villain would I be if I didn’t blame YOU! HAHAHAH no....seriously...I don’t blame you Falcon, it's not your fault, but....I am going to take it out on you...you see...I don’t give a rats ass about your title Falcon, I don’t give a good *** damn about any nCw titles, never have, never will, hehehe I don’t need to be defined by the gold, I define gold...heheh hahahahaha if only I had some, hahahahaha....No Falcon, I don’t like your face...so I am going to remove it from your head...hehehe hahahahaha I'm going to hurt you Falcon, I am going to hurt you to the point where...after Transgression, they are going to have to find a NEW National Champion, because me...well...hehehe I fear Falcon, the thoughts going in my head, and coming out of my fists, are well....going to get me locked up...and you well....after I am done turning you into my own personal flesh canvas work of art, you’re going to be in no shape....heheh to defend that title...hehe...ever again. I feel the walls closing in on me, I know they are after me, I know they want to lock me up, but before they do, I have one last act of violence I must commit, and it just so happens to be under contact against...hehe YOU!"
Kole's head snaps towards the door as we hear a knocking.
"Whoooooo iiiiiiisssss iiiiiit!?"
"Pizza for Kole Kaos."
"Petesa? Who's Pete Sa?"
Kole get's up and opens the door where we see the Pizza deliver guy holding four pizza's.
"I don’t know any Pete Sa's."
The deliver boy looks confused and holds the pies up for Kole to see.
"Pizza bro, you know food. Damn, dude, you look horrible."
Kole opens the top box and looks at the gooey crap inside.
"UGH what's that smell!?"
"Pepperoni dude."
"MY NAME IS KOLE KAOS NOT DUDE!"
Kole screams in the delivery boys face, who turns his head and tries to protect his nose.
"Damn dude, breath mint or something dude."
Kole snatches the pizza's out of the boys hand and turns away, the boy holds the door open and clears his throut holding his hand out for a tip, Kole toss's the pizza's on to the bed, then slowly turns back around.
"Yeeeeeeeessss?"
"Tip dude."
Kole scratches his chin then grins a wicked grin.
"I got a tip for you right here."
Kole reaches into his pocket, then out of nowhere charges the boy tackling and picking him up with his shoulder in one swift move, then lifts the boy up above his head, and toss's him over the banner we hear a scream, then a splash.
"LEARN TO SWIM HAHAHAHAHAHA.....duuuuuude!"
Kole quickly turns to the camera man, and we hear the camera man say under his breath "****" before the camera is dropped and we hear him running off in the other direction, Kole walks up to the camera picks it up and carries it back into the room. He sits it on a chair opens a box of pizza and starts jamming a piece into the lens.
"EAT YOUR TREAT....EAT IT!!!!!!"
Static.