Post by JFK on Dec 6, 2008 17:45:53 GMT -6
Motel Six on Santa Cruz Boulevard. Room 17A, still. Kole Kaos sitting in the middle of his bed cross legged as he flips throw a encyclopedia he finds the page he's looking for.
"Lets see here...A falcon is any species of raptor....no **** he's a dinosaur!? AWESOME hehe hahahahaha... in the genus Falco. The word comes from their Latin....I learned Latin, great language, dead now though hehe.... name falco, related to Latin falx "sickle" because of the shape of these birds' wings....bird? I thought it just said he was a raptor...whatever...Adult falcons have thin tapered wings, which enable them to fly at high speed and to change direction rapidly....ok....so I got to be on my toes with his quickness, and use my power got it hehehe I'm going to snap this lil birds neck...The traditional term for a male falcon is tercel, or tiercel, my dad used to have a Tercel, before he crashed it hehe...maybe I shouldn’t have been messed with his break lines, but I was just a kid...I just wanted to know how it worked hehehe BOOM!"
Kole skims down the page with his finger.
"Blah blah blah blah this reads like an Angel promo, bunch of big words but nothing behind it and boring as ****"
Kole quickly snaps his head up to the camera like a kid who just swore in front of his parents.
"Oppsee I's sorryes hehehe hahahahahahaHHAHAHAHA"
Kole rips a page out of the book grabs a pair of scissors laying on the bed, we notice the rest of the room is completely and utterly TRASHED. He starts cutting the page he pulled out of the book and then holds it up for the camera to see, it's a cut out of a falcon, the bird, not the wrestler.
"Fly little bird fly I freed you from the confides of that evil book now FLY!"
He throws it up into the air, and it slowly falls back down into his lap, he then violently shreds the picture.
"I said FLY YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF...."
We hear a knock on his hotel door. And in a high pitch voice trying to sound like a woman.
"Whoooo isss iitt!?"
"It's Steve you jackass open the door."
Kole bounces up quickly and opens the door.
"Hi Steve the Jackass! Oh...are we doing Sara Pailin type names now? Can I be Kole the Billionaire?"
Steve rubs the bridge of his nose.
"More like Kole the Broke ass fool, what's going on here man why you in this hotel?"
Kole sulks and sits back down on the bed.
"That evil wench Victoria took all me monies. BUT! hehe....it's ok, she didn’t get my lucky charms! Sides hehe after this Sunday, when I beat falcon."
He holds up the torn up birds head.
"I will be the new National champion and the monies will start flowing back in once again."
Kole sits on the bed and nods his head a few times Steve just shakes his head.
"Come on man we need to get you out of here you been locked up in the room for the past week it can’t be"
Steve looks around the room.
"Healthy"
Kole bounces slightly on the bed.
"Oh I know what we can do!"
Kole pulls out a plastic spork, and stabs Steve in the leg with it.
"Stab"
"What?!? Why the hell did you do that?!?"
"Stab"
"Stop that."
"Stab"
Each time Kole says "stab" he actually pokes Steve with the spork.
"Hehehehe."
"You’re insane. Whatever dude you want to sit here and wallow in your misery then so be it, I'll be down at the strip if you need me."
"Okedokiepokie"
Steve just shakes his head and leaves the room, Kole turns his attention to the camera, and pulls out a knife from under the sheets.
"What's that Mr. Knife?"
Kole holds the knife up to his ear as if it's talking to him, then slowly his eyes turn to the camera man, we hear the camera man mumble, "****" and once again the camera drops and we can hear footsteps running out of the room.
"Aww....no flesh for you Mr. Knife I'm sorry. Hey, I know, let’s go met up with Steve down at the strip and see if we can’t find you some flesh there how’s that sound? That sound fun? Yes it does, yes it does!"
Black, but not really, we pan out from a scene with in a scene and we can now see a board room with 4 people sitting around the large table watching this latest Kole Kaos promo, at the head of the table is Kole's soon to be ex wife, Victoria Kaos, his sister Kelly Karn, her husband JFK, and a friend of the family, Shiyen. Shiyen just has his head in his hand shaking it back and forth.
Kelly: So, what are we going to do Victoria? Your ex husband has lost it.
Victoria: Husband, the papers haven’t been filed yet Kelly. He needs help, James? Do you think you could reach out to him?
JFK: No way darlin sorry. My knee is still healing and god knows what he would try to do to me if I showed up.
Victoria: Shi?
Shiyen: I can’t swim.
Victoria breaths in a deep breath and nods her head.
Victoria: Then it has to be done, I have to baker act him before he becomes too much of a menace to himself and others. And I know just the place for him where he will get the...treatment...he deserves.
Victoria grins a wicked grin as the scene fades out.
"Lets see here...A falcon is any species of raptor....no **** he's a dinosaur!? AWESOME hehe hahahahaha... in the genus Falco. The word comes from their Latin....I learned Latin, great language, dead now though hehe.... name falco, related to Latin falx "sickle" because of the shape of these birds' wings....bird? I thought it just said he was a raptor...whatever...Adult falcons have thin tapered wings, which enable them to fly at high speed and to change direction rapidly....ok....so I got to be on my toes with his quickness, and use my power got it hehehe I'm going to snap this lil birds neck...The traditional term for a male falcon is tercel, or tiercel, my dad used to have a Tercel, before he crashed it hehe...maybe I shouldn’t have been messed with his break lines, but I was just a kid...I just wanted to know how it worked hehehe BOOM!"
Kole skims down the page with his finger.
"Blah blah blah blah this reads like an Angel promo, bunch of big words but nothing behind it and boring as ****"
Kole quickly snaps his head up to the camera like a kid who just swore in front of his parents.
"Oppsee I's sorryes hehehe hahahahahahaHHAHAHAHA"
Kole rips a page out of the book grabs a pair of scissors laying on the bed, we notice the rest of the room is completely and utterly TRASHED. He starts cutting the page he pulled out of the book and then holds it up for the camera to see, it's a cut out of a falcon, the bird, not the wrestler.
"Fly little bird fly I freed you from the confides of that evil book now FLY!"
He throws it up into the air, and it slowly falls back down into his lap, he then violently shreds the picture.
"I said FLY YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF...."
We hear a knock on his hotel door. And in a high pitch voice trying to sound like a woman.
"Whoooo isss iitt!?"
"It's Steve you jackass open the door."
Kole bounces up quickly and opens the door.
"Hi Steve the Jackass! Oh...are we doing Sara Pailin type names now? Can I be Kole the Billionaire?"
Steve rubs the bridge of his nose.
"More like Kole the Broke ass fool, what's going on here man why you in this hotel?"
Kole sulks and sits back down on the bed.
"That evil wench Victoria took all me monies. BUT! hehe....it's ok, she didn’t get my lucky charms! Sides hehe after this Sunday, when I beat falcon."
He holds up the torn up birds head.
"I will be the new National champion and the monies will start flowing back in once again."
Kole sits on the bed and nods his head a few times Steve just shakes his head.
"Come on man we need to get you out of here you been locked up in the room for the past week it can’t be"
Steve looks around the room.
"Healthy"
Kole bounces slightly on the bed.
"Oh I know what we can do!"
Kole pulls out a plastic spork, and stabs Steve in the leg with it.
"Stab"
"What?!? Why the hell did you do that?!?"
"Stab"
"Stop that."
"Stab"
Each time Kole says "stab" he actually pokes Steve with the spork.
"Hehehehe."
"You’re insane. Whatever dude you want to sit here and wallow in your misery then so be it, I'll be down at the strip if you need me."
"Okedokiepokie"
Steve just shakes his head and leaves the room, Kole turns his attention to the camera, and pulls out a knife from under the sheets.
"What's that Mr. Knife?"
Kole holds the knife up to his ear as if it's talking to him, then slowly his eyes turn to the camera man, we hear the camera man mumble, "****" and once again the camera drops and we can hear footsteps running out of the room.
"Aww....no flesh for you Mr. Knife I'm sorry. Hey, I know, let’s go met up with Steve down at the strip and see if we can’t find you some flesh there how’s that sound? That sound fun? Yes it does, yes it does!"
Black, but not really, we pan out from a scene with in a scene and we can now see a board room with 4 people sitting around the large table watching this latest Kole Kaos promo, at the head of the table is Kole's soon to be ex wife, Victoria Kaos, his sister Kelly Karn, her husband JFK, and a friend of the family, Shiyen. Shiyen just has his head in his hand shaking it back and forth.
Kelly: So, what are we going to do Victoria? Your ex husband has lost it.
Victoria: Husband, the papers haven’t been filed yet Kelly. He needs help, James? Do you think you could reach out to him?
JFK: No way darlin sorry. My knee is still healing and god knows what he would try to do to me if I showed up.
Victoria: Shi?
Shiyen: I can’t swim.
Victoria breaths in a deep breath and nods her head.
Victoria: Then it has to be done, I have to baker act him before he becomes too much of a menace to himself and others. And I know just the place for him where he will get the...treatment...he deserves.
Victoria grins a wicked grin as the scene fades out.