Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Jan 6, 2009 3:46:49 GMT -6
*The scene opens upon the hallway. The camera is flailing around.*
Curtis: Come on! Come on!
*The camera moves around and we see Curtis Kanyon and Ron Gibson pulling on a shirt that must be coming from the cameraman. They pull him into there locker room.*
Curtis: Sweet! Listen. Russell ain't around right now. We can go off the cuff! We can say what we want! And we are going to tell you how we're going to tear this place up and becomes the new mother f--
*The screen pauses. Their censorship lawyer Russell Jenkins walks in front of the screen that's paused.*
Russell: Dirty Deal tried to slip one past me. But I'm much more cunning than they think. I caught this tape before it hit the truck. I've taken the liberty to personally replace certain words and phrases of there speech. So with that in mind, lets continue this promo in a family friendly version.
*Russell walks off screen. (OOC: Russell dubbed words shall appear in red)*
Curtis: --father tag team champions! Ron and I miss stepped our first match and now the Echoes of Freedom might be on a high horse because they beat us. But that was a fluke. They got lucky that we were drunk off our noses. Joe and Scotty don't have shasta on us! Oh no. Trust us, we're showing up sober.
Ron: ...mostly.
Curtis: Mostly. So if we cross paths with those snot nosed runts, we're going to beat them worse than a red headed step child! We remedied our loss with a decisive win over the Redneck Renegades just a few days ago. We beat this hillbilly sock lovers so bad, I doubt they'll even show up to Metamorphosis! As for the NAZIs. Well, I like the name, it's got some pizazz. But they're standing in the way between us and the tag belts, we're beating the ever loving spit out of them!
Ron: No one stand in our way!
Curtis: No one! No fluffing one! Which brings us to the other opponents. The Upper Echelon. Who the fraggle rock is the Upper Echelon? For the love of Peter Frampton I have no clue! But we're going to beat the spit out of them too! They had some big comeback the other night. But it was a one night party, because they aren't getting to have a storybook return! They aren't going to win our tag team titles! We got hired to do what we do best, and that's beat people and conquer the flogging tag team division! I'm going to break people in half! Ron is going to break there necks! We're going to have a spirited competition in which we give it our all and our opponents will as well and it will be well worth the money you spend on the pay per view and we're going to end up winning a great match. And you can take that to the bank! Take it Ron!
*Curtis steps back and Ron steps up.*
(TBC by Ron)
Curtis: Come on! Come on!
*The camera moves around and we see Curtis Kanyon and Ron Gibson pulling on a shirt that must be coming from the cameraman. They pull him into there locker room.*
Curtis: Sweet! Listen. Russell ain't around right now. We can go off the cuff! We can say what we want! And we are going to tell you how we're going to tear this place up and becomes the new mother f--
*The screen pauses. Their censorship lawyer Russell Jenkins walks in front of the screen that's paused.*
Russell: Dirty Deal tried to slip one past me. But I'm much more cunning than they think. I caught this tape before it hit the truck. I've taken the liberty to personally replace certain words and phrases of there speech. So with that in mind, lets continue this promo in a family friendly version.
*Russell walks off screen. (OOC: Russell dubbed words shall appear in red)*
Curtis: --father tag team champions! Ron and I miss stepped our first match and now the Echoes of Freedom might be on a high horse because they beat us. But that was a fluke. They got lucky that we were drunk off our noses. Joe and Scotty don't have shasta on us! Oh no. Trust us, we're showing up sober.
Ron: ...mostly.
Curtis: Mostly. So if we cross paths with those snot nosed runts, we're going to beat them worse than a red headed step child! We remedied our loss with a decisive win over the Redneck Renegades just a few days ago. We beat this hillbilly sock lovers so bad, I doubt they'll even show up to Metamorphosis! As for the NAZIs. Well, I like the name, it's got some pizazz. But they're standing in the way between us and the tag belts, we're beating the ever loving spit out of them!
Ron: No one stand in our way!
Curtis: No one! No fluffing one! Which brings us to the other opponents. The Upper Echelon. Who the fraggle rock is the Upper Echelon? For the love of Peter Frampton I have no clue! But we're going to beat the spit out of them too! They had some big comeback the other night. But it was a one night party, because they aren't getting to have a storybook return! They aren't going to win our tag team titles! We got hired to do what we do best, and that's beat people and conquer the flogging tag team division! I'm going to break people in half! Ron is going to break there necks! We're going to have a spirited competition in which we give it our all and our opponents will as well and it will be well worth the money you spend on the pay per view and we're going to end up winning a great match. And you can take that to the bank! Take it Ron!
*Curtis steps back and Ron steps up.*
(TBC by Ron)