Post by Rob Diamond on Jan 8, 2009 7:44:08 GMT -6
( Lord Dominicus's chest armor is freshly polished, his hair combed perfectly, his cape flowing in the wind as he and his apprentice Warren Suffering stand outside of a VFW located within Plainville, CT. )
Warren Suffering: So it's in there?
Lord Dominicus: Yes.
Warren Suffering: How do you know for sure?
Lord Dominicus: Bothan spies.
Warren Suffering: Did many die?
Lord Dominicus: Always.
Warren Suffering: Awesome. What are the chances of survival?
Lord Dominicus: For me, almost certainly good, for you... Less than stellar.
Warren Suffering: Then I die serving the one true Master of Evil.
( The pair start walking towards the main entrance. They pass a sign that reads "Comic book trade show today." After paying the one dollar cover charge and entering the building all within turn to look at the man in the Legion of Doom chest armor and his little buddy with the Darth Maul face paint and black hooded cloak. )
Lord Dominicus: Are you ready my apprentice?
Warren Suffering: As ready as I'll ever be.
( Lord Dominicus looks across and to the right to a fat man seated behind a table and thats when he sees what they have come for. )
Lord Dominicus: There, the relative of Jaba, he has the one ring of power.
( The fat man looks around, a little confused. He picks up the ring on the table and sticks it in his pocket. )
Lord Dominicus: NOW HEAR THIS! I am Lord Dominicus, the Master of Evil, the one true Dark Lord of nCw and I have come for the one ring of power. Either Fatty the Hutt gives me the ring or all of you will be slaughtered.
Random Patron: Why don't you go back to the gay bar, fag.
( From under his cape Lord Dominicus whips out a pop up blade Darth Vader lightsaber, hitting the button so the two and half foot blade flies out then turning the saber on, he twirls and smacks the guy across the face with the blade. For whatever reason the Patron over sells the saber slash and collapses on the ground. )
Lord Dominicus: So you wish to play hard ball, fine.
Fatty the Hutt: YOU WILL NEVER GET THE ONE RING FOOL! Bounty Hunters, kill this swine.
( About a dozen or so of the comic vendors pull out some sort of replica blaster, either from Star Trek, Star Wars or BattleStar Galactica. )
Lord Dominicus: Apprentice... Dispatch these Rebels.
( Warren Suffering jumps up on a table and kicks thousand of dollars worth of comic books onto the ground. He, like his Lord pulls out a pop out blade light saber, except his is Darth Mauls double bladed saber. Cue music. The Bounty Hunters begin firing but Warren makes like he's blocking their blaster bolts. Two move in for him but he quickly flips over them back onto the floor and slashes them with ease. Another comes from behind but he rams his saber into the guys stomach. A fourth assailant runs up on Warren and tries to grab the blade but lets go as if it's searing and hot. Warren stabs him with it too. The others begin to make their move on Lord Dominicus: )
Lord Dominicus: Bow.
( Lord Dominicus holds out his right hand and tilts his head, squinting his eyes like Parkman on Heroes. The six Bounty Hunters drop to their knees holding their throats, gasping for air, then they collapse and it is over. The last two Bounty Hunters were taken care of by Warren. Everyone else has fled the scene except for Fatty the Hutt. Lord Dominicus and Warren Suffering flank him, he has no where to go. )
Lord Dominicus: Hand me the one ring of power and I shall spare you.
Fatty the Hutt: I will never surrender to the likes of you.
( Fatty the Hutt pulls out from underneath the table a Force FX replica Obi Wan Kenobi lightsaber. He slashes at Lord Dominicus who goes to block with his own, but Lord Dominicus's blade is chopped in half as it is a far inferior plastic. )
Fatty the Hutt: Goodbye Dark Lord.
( Fatty swings but the light saber flies from his hands and he himself is pinned against the wall as Warren holds out both of his hands and shakes them. )
Fatty the Hutt: Damn... Force... Lighting....
( Fatty the Hutt is dead. Lord Dominicus approaches the body and goes to reach for the one ring of power in his pocket. )
Warren Suffering: Don't move.
( Lord Dominicus turns to see his apprentice holding a light saber to his throat. )
Lord Dominicus: What is the meaning of this?
Warren Suffering: I'm taking the one ring of power and I'm going to Metamorphosis and I'm going to conquer nCw.
Lord Dominicus: YOU TRAITOR! I am the master you are the apprentice.
Warren Suffering: "Now I am the Master."
( Lord Dominicus furrows his brow, he turns and reaches for the Force FX lightsaber thats like five feet away. )
Warren Suffering: NO!
( The lightsaber lifts off the ground and flies into Lord Dominicus's hands, he cuts Warren's blade in half then backs him against the wall with his lightsaber to Warren's throat. )
Warren Suffering: Did you just use the force for real?
Lord Dominicus: I... Think so.... Silence. You dare to double cross Dominicus, you shall suffer.
( Lord Dominicus takes the lightsaber and jabs Warren in the gut, Warren falls over, apparently dead. Lord Dominicus goes over to Fatty the Hutt and reaches in his pocket, removing the one ring of power. Lord Dominicus puts it on his right left ring finger. )
Lord Dominicus: Now that I have the ring, a better lightsaber, and a greater understand of the force and the dark side, there is nothing that can stand in my way. This weekend on Wired I take on a man named Mark Evil. Mark Evil likes to pretend to be something he's not, Evil. This Sunday he will see the true face of evil when he gets in the ring with me. Today you have witnessed only a small portion of the power I now wield. I have the one ring, I have the power, I will destroy all who get in my way and that includes friends and foes alike. That includes you Mark Evil. I know some fear you, I know you have some fetish with pain. Though I do not swing that way, I would be obliged to cause you pain, to give you exactly what it is you want. I will cause you a pain greater than any you have ever known. Sunday you will be the first person to feel the wrath of my new power. Sunday you will be my victim in that ring. Sunday, Lord Dominicus will show the world wide web that there is no escape. KNEEL BEFORE DOMINICUS!
( With that Lord Dominicus leaves the VFW. The body of Warren Suffering lays on the ground when a shadow over takes him... A small... puppet like shadow... )
suffering.... rise....
( Warren sits up with a start and before him he sees the small, leather clad frame of... TEX!!!!!!!!!! Fade out. )
Warren Suffering: So it's in there?
Lord Dominicus: Yes.
Warren Suffering: How do you know for sure?
Lord Dominicus: Bothan spies.
Warren Suffering: Did many die?
Lord Dominicus: Always.
Warren Suffering: Awesome. What are the chances of survival?
Lord Dominicus: For me, almost certainly good, for you... Less than stellar.
Warren Suffering: Then I die serving the one true Master of Evil.
( The pair start walking towards the main entrance. They pass a sign that reads "Comic book trade show today." After paying the one dollar cover charge and entering the building all within turn to look at the man in the Legion of Doom chest armor and his little buddy with the Darth Maul face paint and black hooded cloak. )
Lord Dominicus: Are you ready my apprentice?
Warren Suffering: As ready as I'll ever be.
( Lord Dominicus looks across and to the right to a fat man seated behind a table and thats when he sees what they have come for. )
Lord Dominicus: There, the relative of Jaba, he has the one ring of power.
( The fat man looks around, a little confused. He picks up the ring on the table and sticks it in his pocket. )
Lord Dominicus: NOW HEAR THIS! I am Lord Dominicus, the Master of Evil, the one true Dark Lord of nCw and I have come for the one ring of power. Either Fatty the Hutt gives me the ring or all of you will be slaughtered.
Random Patron: Why don't you go back to the gay bar, fag.
( From under his cape Lord Dominicus whips out a pop up blade Darth Vader lightsaber, hitting the button so the two and half foot blade flies out then turning the saber on, he twirls and smacks the guy across the face with the blade. For whatever reason the Patron over sells the saber slash and collapses on the ground. )
Lord Dominicus: So you wish to play hard ball, fine.
Fatty the Hutt: YOU WILL NEVER GET THE ONE RING FOOL! Bounty Hunters, kill this swine.
( About a dozen or so of the comic vendors pull out some sort of replica blaster, either from Star Trek, Star Wars or BattleStar Galactica. )
Lord Dominicus: Apprentice... Dispatch these Rebels.
( Warren Suffering jumps up on a table and kicks thousand of dollars worth of comic books onto the ground. He, like his Lord pulls out a pop out blade light saber, except his is Darth Mauls double bladed saber. Cue music. The Bounty Hunters begin firing but Warren makes like he's blocking their blaster bolts. Two move in for him but he quickly flips over them back onto the floor and slashes them with ease. Another comes from behind but he rams his saber into the guys stomach. A fourth assailant runs up on Warren and tries to grab the blade but lets go as if it's searing and hot. Warren stabs him with it too. The others begin to make their move on Lord Dominicus: )
Lord Dominicus: Bow.
( Lord Dominicus holds out his right hand and tilts his head, squinting his eyes like Parkman on Heroes. The six Bounty Hunters drop to their knees holding their throats, gasping for air, then they collapse and it is over. The last two Bounty Hunters were taken care of by Warren. Everyone else has fled the scene except for Fatty the Hutt. Lord Dominicus and Warren Suffering flank him, he has no where to go. )
Lord Dominicus: Hand me the one ring of power and I shall spare you.
Fatty the Hutt: I will never surrender to the likes of you.
( Fatty the Hutt pulls out from underneath the table a Force FX replica Obi Wan Kenobi lightsaber. He slashes at Lord Dominicus who goes to block with his own, but Lord Dominicus's blade is chopped in half as it is a far inferior plastic. )
Fatty the Hutt: Goodbye Dark Lord.
( Fatty swings but the light saber flies from his hands and he himself is pinned against the wall as Warren holds out both of his hands and shakes them. )
Fatty the Hutt: Damn... Force... Lighting....
( Fatty the Hutt is dead. Lord Dominicus approaches the body and goes to reach for the one ring of power in his pocket. )
Warren Suffering: Don't move.
( Lord Dominicus turns to see his apprentice holding a light saber to his throat. )
Lord Dominicus: What is the meaning of this?
Warren Suffering: I'm taking the one ring of power and I'm going to Metamorphosis and I'm going to conquer nCw.
Lord Dominicus: YOU TRAITOR! I am the master you are the apprentice.
Warren Suffering: "Now I am the Master."
( Lord Dominicus furrows his brow, he turns and reaches for the Force FX lightsaber thats like five feet away. )
Warren Suffering: NO!
( The lightsaber lifts off the ground and flies into Lord Dominicus's hands, he cuts Warren's blade in half then backs him against the wall with his lightsaber to Warren's throat. )
Warren Suffering: Did you just use the force for real?
Lord Dominicus: I... Think so.... Silence. You dare to double cross Dominicus, you shall suffer.
( Lord Dominicus takes the lightsaber and jabs Warren in the gut, Warren falls over, apparently dead. Lord Dominicus goes over to Fatty the Hutt and reaches in his pocket, removing the one ring of power. Lord Dominicus puts it on his right left ring finger. )
Lord Dominicus: Now that I have the ring, a better lightsaber, and a greater understand of the force and the dark side, there is nothing that can stand in my way. This weekend on Wired I take on a man named Mark Evil. Mark Evil likes to pretend to be something he's not, Evil. This Sunday he will see the true face of evil when he gets in the ring with me. Today you have witnessed only a small portion of the power I now wield. I have the one ring, I have the power, I will destroy all who get in my way and that includes friends and foes alike. That includes you Mark Evil. I know some fear you, I know you have some fetish with pain. Though I do not swing that way, I would be obliged to cause you pain, to give you exactly what it is you want. I will cause you a pain greater than any you have ever known. Sunday you will be the first person to feel the wrath of my new power. Sunday you will be my victim in that ring. Sunday, Lord Dominicus will show the world wide web that there is no escape. KNEEL BEFORE DOMINICUS!
( With that Lord Dominicus leaves the VFW. The body of Warren Suffering lays on the ground when a shadow over takes him... A small... puppet like shadow... )
suffering.... rise....
( Warren sits up with a start and before him he sees the small, leather clad frame of... TEX!!!!!!!!!! Fade out. )