Post by Markus E. Reeves on Jan 8, 2009 11:09:10 GMT -6
*Enter Mark Evil*
Mark Evil:
Lord Dominicus. You think that you can just waltz your ass in here dressed like some super villain faggot. Look I'm Lord Dominicus. I'm a cape wearing faggot who just happens to think that he that he is the most evil person in the ncw. Lord Dominicus. You aren't evil until you have done something that has made the entire wrestling world go. "I don't want to get into a wrestling match with him. He killed that one guy that one time. He hanged a mother ****er with a barbed wire noose."
Mark Evil:
I'm going to guess that you haven't seen many of my matches in the past. I have more evil in my pinkie finger then you, Warren Suffering and that stupid puppet have combined. We might as well just make a 3 on 1 handicap match. It will be Lord Dumbassicus Rob Diamond, Warren Suffering from AIDS and the Puppet Suplex Machine Tex.
*Mark Evil then starts hit his head on the wall causing him to bleed*
Mark Evil:
Lord Dominicus. There is not greater sight in the world then to see the sight of your own blood. The cool feeling of blood dripping down your face. Just the smell of my own blood sends me into a blood frenzy. I turn into a completely different person.
*Suddenly Mark Evil starts to convulse and falls to the ground and then the tremors stop*
: Do you know who this Mark?
Mark Evil: Yes! Now go away. You are no longer welcome inside my mind.
: Thats just too bad Mark. I have to be hear to stop you from doing anything totally stupid that will cause you to lose your wrestling career.
Mark Evil: What kind of stupid stuff, Mark Goode?
Mark Goode: Like any random acts of violence random bystanders. **** like that. **** like that that will send your stupid ass to jail.
Mark Evil: Listen Goode. Right now the only thing that I care about is beating Lord Dominicus into submission. I want him to try and crawl out of the ring with blood pouring down his face. I want him to realize that stepping into the ring with Mark Evil was the biggest mistake of his life. I want him to feel the pain that everyone else I have faced has suffered. Even thought Joe Everyman beats me almost every time we face. He has even felt the pain. Rob Diamond. This will be the biggest mistake of your life. Come Monday you will realize that Mark Evil has not only killed your spirit but killed your wrestling career. You will not wrestle anymore after Sunday.
Mark Goode: We all know you are all talk Mark and no walk.
Mark Evil: Shut up you stupid voice. You aren’t real. You can make me do anything.
*Mark Evil then starts to walk over to a counter with some drawers in it. He then grabs a cheese grater out of one of the drawers and starts to grind it against his own nose*
Mark Evil: You think that this is doing anything to me?
Mark Goode: Yes it is. I have now proven that I can have total control over you.
Mark Evil: ****!
*Mark then hits head on anything that he can find*
Mark Evil: Take that you stupid ****ing voice. Lord Dominicus. I like myself most of the time. Imagine what I will do to you if I am willing to do this to myself. Look at my face and see the pain that I have caused to myself. I will cause an unimaginable amount of pain to you Rob Diamond. I will end your career and I will hopefully end your life.
*Mark shutters for a second*
Mark Evil: I'm a slave, and I am a master
No restraints and, unchecked collectors
I exist through my need, to self oblige
He is something in me, that I despise!
*Mark goes and sits in a corner and starts banging his head against the wall saying “He isn’t real, He isn’t real.” The scene fades out*
Mark Evil:
Lord Dominicus. You think that you can just waltz your ass in here dressed like some super villain faggot. Look I'm Lord Dominicus. I'm a cape wearing faggot who just happens to think that he that he is the most evil person in the ncw. Lord Dominicus. You aren't evil until you have done something that has made the entire wrestling world go. "I don't want to get into a wrestling match with him. He killed that one guy that one time. He hanged a mother ****er with a barbed wire noose."
Mark Evil:
I'm going to guess that you haven't seen many of my matches in the past. I have more evil in my pinkie finger then you, Warren Suffering and that stupid puppet have combined. We might as well just make a 3 on 1 handicap match. It will be Lord Dumbassicus Rob Diamond, Warren Suffering from AIDS and the Puppet Suplex Machine Tex.
*Mark Evil then starts hit his head on the wall causing him to bleed*
Mark Evil:
Lord Dominicus. There is not greater sight in the world then to see the sight of your own blood. The cool feeling of blood dripping down your face. Just the smell of my own blood sends me into a blood frenzy. I turn into a completely different person.
*Suddenly Mark Evil starts to convulse and falls to the ground and then the tremors stop*
: Do you know who this Mark?
Mark Evil: Yes! Now go away. You are no longer welcome inside my mind.
: Thats just too bad Mark. I have to be hear to stop you from doing anything totally stupid that will cause you to lose your wrestling career.
Mark Evil: What kind of stupid stuff, Mark Goode?
Mark Goode: Like any random acts of violence random bystanders. **** like that. **** like that that will send your stupid ass to jail.
Mark Evil: Listen Goode. Right now the only thing that I care about is beating Lord Dominicus into submission. I want him to try and crawl out of the ring with blood pouring down his face. I want him to realize that stepping into the ring with Mark Evil was the biggest mistake of his life. I want him to feel the pain that everyone else I have faced has suffered. Even thought Joe Everyman beats me almost every time we face. He has even felt the pain. Rob Diamond. This will be the biggest mistake of your life. Come Monday you will realize that Mark Evil has not only killed your spirit but killed your wrestling career. You will not wrestle anymore after Sunday.
Mark Goode: We all know you are all talk Mark and no walk.
Mark Evil: Shut up you stupid voice. You aren’t real. You can make me do anything.
*Mark Evil then starts to walk over to a counter with some drawers in it. He then grabs a cheese grater out of one of the drawers and starts to grind it against his own nose*
Mark Evil: You think that this is doing anything to me?
Mark Goode: Yes it is. I have now proven that I can have total control over you.
Mark Evil: ****!
*Mark then hits head on anything that he can find*
Mark Evil: Take that you stupid ****ing voice. Lord Dominicus. I like myself most of the time. Imagine what I will do to you if I am willing to do this to myself. Look at my face and see the pain that I have caused to myself. I will cause an unimaginable amount of pain to you Rob Diamond. I will end your career and I will hopefully end your life.
*Mark shutters for a second*
Mark Evil: I'm a slave, and I am a master
No restraints and, unchecked collectors
I exist through my need, to self oblige
He is something in me, that I despise!
*Mark goes and sits in a corner and starts banging his head against the wall saying “He isn’t real, He isn’t real.” The scene fades out*