Post by Markus E. Reeves on Jan 9, 2009 19:19:50 GMT -6
*Enter Mark Evil walking down a dark alley way in Downtown Calgary*
Mark Evil: Here I am Lord Dominicus. Here is the look of a broken man. I came to the realization that I can't beat anyone. I can't beat the Xavier Williams', the Sexy Jason's, and Joe Everyman's of the world but I do know deep down in my black heart that I can beat you. I know that I can persavere through this one bump in the road.
Mark Evil: He I wander through the dark streets of Calgary. I am walking though these streets in search of the motivation that I need to take you down. The motivation to go out and show everyone that I am no longer the joke. You said that I am one of those people that everyone should beat. You compared me to the likes of Hexx and Mimick. In fact I can put you into that group. You are the only loss to one Ozzy Golden. Congrats Rob. You are developmental talent.
*some gangsters walk up to Mark Evil*
Gangster: Gives us all your money homes otherwise we'll have to kill you for it.
Mark Evil: I wouldn't recommend it.
*one of the gangsters runs at Mark with a knife. Mark grabs the man by the throat and lifts him for a chokeslam but the gangster slashes Mark on the forearm. Mark drops the man and holds his arm*
Gangster: We got you homes. Now hand over your money.
Mark Evil: Piss off.
*Mark the flips the 2 men off*
Gangster: Have it your way.
*The gangster with the knife runs at Mark again and Mark kicks him in the head with a big boot. The man then drops the knife and Mark picks him up for a chokeslam and slams the man hard into the ground*
Mark Evil: I told you both not to piss me off and you guys go pissing me off. I'm glad this camera man is here to show the entire nCw world just what is going to happen to Rob Diamond this sunday.
Gangster: If you are facing Rob Diamond that must mean you are....Ma...Mark.....Evil.
*Mark Evil starts to wrap his arm with barbed wire*
Mark Evil: You are correct and now it is time for you to meet your maker.
*Mark Evil then starts to run at the gangster and hits the Barbed-Wire Massacre on him causing the man to bleed from the head*
Mark Evil: Have you had enough?
Gangster: Piss off.
*The gangster whistles and 3 more gangsters come from behind on Mark Evil. One of the men hits him in the back of the knees with a slapjack. The other 2 men hold him by the arms. They force Mark Evil to the ground as the lead gangster stands back up and wipes the blood of his face and then smears it on the Mark*
Gangster: Remember Mark. There are strength in numbers. There are four of us and only one of you.
*The Gangster pulls out a pair of brass knuckles and puts one on each hand*
Gangster: At first all we wanted was your money. Now I just want to beat you to within an inch of your miserable pathetic life.
*Mark Evil looks up him and smirks*
Mark Evil: You are right. I deserve to get beaten up. Funny thing is that I am going to get beat up by a bunch of Canadian Wangsters. You're a bunch of hockey watching faggots.
*The head Gangster then punches Mark in the face*
Mark Evil: Is that all you got? Come on Maria Williams hits harder then that.
*The gangster then punches him in the face again*
Mark Evil: Come on pussy. Hit me like you ****ing mean it! Hit me like you got a ****ing pair!
The Gangster kicks Mark Evil in the face. Mark starts to bleed from the mouth a little bit but he continues to smirk*
Mark Evil: Come on. You got to hit me like a man. I got a meat tenderizer in my back pocket.
*The gangster grabs the tenderizer and starts to pound away at Mark*
Gangster: Go...to...Hell...you...stupid...bastard!
*Mark is bleeding more and starts to show signs of bruising*
Mark Evil: You got 10 seconds to incompasitate me or I'll destroy you all.
*The gangster with the slapjack and the lead gangster start to pound away at Mark*
Mark Evil: 3...2...1! Its showtime!
*Mark Evil then starts to convulse and his eyes start to turn red. His hair starts to turn red and he slow starts to stand up. He then throws his right arm and tosses that gangster into wall of the building. He then tosses the guy on his left arm into the wall to the right of him. Mark then low blows the gangster with the slapjack and then Chokeslams him*
*Mark Evil in a even more sadistic voice*
Mark Evil: I told you that I would destroy you. It is time for you to meet your maker
*Mark then picks the gangster up and hits the Hell Spike on him*
Mark Evil: Look into my eyes Rob Diamond. These will be the last pair of eyes you will ever see. I have transended into a completely other person. I am still in Mark Evil's body but I am not Mark Evil. I am Malus Evil. I am an even more twisted and sadistic then Mark Evil. I will destroy you Lord Dominicus.
*Mark then pauses wipes the blood away from his mouth*
Malus Evil: No more ****in' time left on your side, on you side
All of your hopes and dreams - don't mean ****!
All that's left is, now to nowhere
I believe do anything at all costs
You must believe
Not all who wander are lost
*Malus Evil then walks off as the scene fades to black*
Mark Evil: Here I am Lord Dominicus. Here is the look of a broken man. I came to the realization that I can't beat anyone. I can't beat the Xavier Williams', the Sexy Jason's, and Joe Everyman's of the world but I do know deep down in my black heart that I can beat you. I know that I can persavere through this one bump in the road.
Mark Evil: He I wander through the dark streets of Calgary. I am walking though these streets in search of the motivation that I need to take you down. The motivation to go out and show everyone that I am no longer the joke. You said that I am one of those people that everyone should beat. You compared me to the likes of Hexx and Mimick. In fact I can put you into that group. You are the only loss to one Ozzy Golden. Congrats Rob. You are developmental talent.
*some gangsters walk up to Mark Evil*
Gangster: Gives us all your money homes otherwise we'll have to kill you for it.
Mark Evil: I wouldn't recommend it.
*one of the gangsters runs at Mark with a knife. Mark grabs the man by the throat and lifts him for a chokeslam but the gangster slashes Mark on the forearm. Mark drops the man and holds his arm*
Gangster: We got you homes. Now hand over your money.
Mark Evil: Piss off.
*Mark the flips the 2 men off*
Gangster: Have it your way.
*The gangster with the knife runs at Mark again and Mark kicks him in the head with a big boot. The man then drops the knife and Mark picks him up for a chokeslam and slams the man hard into the ground*
Mark Evil: I told you both not to piss me off and you guys go pissing me off. I'm glad this camera man is here to show the entire nCw world just what is going to happen to Rob Diamond this sunday.
Gangster: If you are facing Rob Diamond that must mean you are....Ma...Mark.....Evil.
*Mark Evil starts to wrap his arm with barbed wire*
Mark Evil: You are correct and now it is time for you to meet your maker.
*Mark Evil then starts to run at the gangster and hits the Barbed-Wire Massacre on him causing the man to bleed from the head*
Mark Evil: Have you had enough?
Gangster: Piss off.
*The gangster whistles and 3 more gangsters come from behind on Mark Evil. One of the men hits him in the back of the knees with a slapjack. The other 2 men hold him by the arms. They force Mark Evil to the ground as the lead gangster stands back up and wipes the blood of his face and then smears it on the Mark*
Gangster: Remember Mark. There are strength in numbers. There are four of us and only one of you.
*The Gangster pulls out a pair of brass knuckles and puts one on each hand*
Gangster: At first all we wanted was your money. Now I just want to beat you to within an inch of your miserable pathetic life.
*Mark Evil looks up him and smirks*
Mark Evil: You are right. I deserve to get beaten up. Funny thing is that I am going to get beat up by a bunch of Canadian Wangsters. You're a bunch of hockey watching faggots.
*The head Gangster then punches Mark in the face*
Mark Evil: Is that all you got? Come on Maria Williams hits harder then that.
*The gangster then punches him in the face again*
Mark Evil: Come on pussy. Hit me like you ****ing mean it! Hit me like you got a ****ing pair!
The Gangster kicks Mark Evil in the face. Mark starts to bleed from the mouth a little bit but he continues to smirk*
Mark Evil: Come on. You got to hit me like a man. I got a meat tenderizer in my back pocket.
*The gangster grabs the tenderizer and starts to pound away at Mark*
Gangster: Go...to...Hell...you...stupid...bastard!
*Mark is bleeding more and starts to show signs of bruising*
Mark Evil: You got 10 seconds to incompasitate me or I'll destroy you all.
*The gangster with the slapjack and the lead gangster start to pound away at Mark*
Mark Evil: 3...2...1! Its showtime!
*Mark Evil then starts to convulse and his eyes start to turn red. His hair starts to turn red and he slow starts to stand up. He then throws his right arm and tosses that gangster into wall of the building. He then tosses the guy on his left arm into the wall to the right of him. Mark then low blows the gangster with the slapjack and then Chokeslams him*
*Mark Evil in a even more sadistic voice*
Mark Evil: I told you that I would destroy you. It is time for you to meet your maker
*Mark then picks the gangster up and hits the Hell Spike on him*
Mark Evil: Look into my eyes Rob Diamond. These will be the last pair of eyes you will ever see. I have transended into a completely other person. I am still in Mark Evil's body but I am not Mark Evil. I am Malus Evil. I am an even more twisted and sadistic then Mark Evil. I will destroy you Lord Dominicus.
*Mark then pauses wipes the blood away from his mouth*
Malus Evil: No more ****in' time left on your side, on you side
All of your hopes and dreams - don't mean ****!
All that's left is, now to nowhere
I believe do anything at all costs
You must believe
Not all who wander are lost
*Malus Evil then walks off as the scene fades to black*