Post by Steve Awesome on Jan 10, 2009 15:21:20 GMT -6
It’s finally two thousand nine and with it comes a lot of changes as my balding foe pointed out while he was referring to himself as a butterfly.
Homo.
Even before two thousand nine hit, the world had seen a lot of change. We got a black president and an even blacker world champion. Joe Everyman actually showed up for a match, and a renegade former champion helped to change the face of nCw from the old era to a new one.
So why not open up the art of the promo to some change?
Everybody has seen the always classic, camera in the room, lets recite lines approach. The parody approach. Or even the Ace approach where he bores his opponents into submission. There’s the blogs, the video blogs…..but never have you ever seen a web cast.
Yes ladies and gentlemen, your going to see the first of many web casts brought to by everybodies favorite former world champion.
No, not Lance Ryan.
Jerks.
Just click the damn link.
Click here to view the Awesome Webcast.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SVpB0SYQKc&feature=related
Upon clicking the link your shown to a loading screen. A vignette of all the times Steve Awesome has beat The Ace, whether it was mentally in the XHF, legitimately the first time, disputably only to the Ace at Road to the Gold. Then the only time Ace ever got a three count on Steve when Angel screwed him over. The loading screen finally makes it to one hundred percent and we get underway.
As the scene opens, you see Steve Awesome just standing there, gazing into the web cam. The video is a little blotchy but that’s just the way webcams go. You could still see the anger fuming behind his green eyes. His breathing was heavy, his throat cracks with every breath.
“That night. Transgression. I’ll never forget that night. No matter what I do, no matter what I say, it’s always going to be in the back of my mind. Always repeating, never ending. It’s a constant reminder that no man is untouchable. No matter how much they say otherwise.”
“That night, when Brad Kane came shooting down from the rafters and backfisted me straight to hell, I lost the only thing in this world that I had left. Before that moment, I lost my girlfriend, my unborn child, my money. The Corporate Empire folded after Kole went nuts, since I didn’t have the funding, the B.O.A club went down shortly after that. I was ruined walking into that Death Cage. The only thing that I had left to hold onto, the only thing left that I had to keep me walking forward was the nCw world heavyweight championship.”
“I knew that if I lost that belt then things were going to get very bad for me. But my ego, my thick headedness wouldn’t let me imagine defeat in any way. But it wasn’t Xavier, or the Death Cage that put me out. It was my own lifestyle. The Corporate Empire lifestyle, the live fast and take no prisoners attitude that ultimately lead to my undoing. And the thing that pisses me off the most about all of that is that I was warned.”
He slaps a wall.
“I was WARNED! Guys like Falcon would tell me everyday that the way I was living would eventually lead to my death and I just stared at the fruit roll up lover and I laughed at him. I didn’t believe him because I couldn’t. I was under Kole’s veil. I know it’s no excuse but Kole can be very persuasive. He kept feeding me this junk about how I was a God among men. That I could never be stopped. As long as I had money and expensive things that I would be happy.”
“And now, I don’t have any of that. I’m no longer world champion because of Brad Kane. And for those weeks that I was gone, all I could think about was sweet revenge on the lesser Kane for costing me my life! I wanted to find him and beat his soul out of him for putting me through all that pain. I wanted to crush him. Destroy him. I was going to take care of The Ace for one last final time and then put my full attention onto Brad. But Brad realized what a giant mistake he made. He whined and bitched and complained that I deserved nothing when really it was just his jealousy that he wasn’t being held In the same regard that I was. I told him to do something about it and he did. But what he didn’t think about was the consequences.”
“Transgression is going to always be in the back of my mind because that was the day that I changed. I went from on top of the world to nothing. And a man with nothing left is a man is very dangerous to contend with. I wanted nothing more then to rip his flesh from his face but the cowardly bastard QUIT! He ran away! He ****ing ran away like a little cowardly bitch! And then I was left with all these horrible feelings of hatred and agression. All this pain, all these feelings of uselessness, these feeling of nothingness with no way to get rid of them. I was two steps away from joining Kole in the crazy bin when all of a sudden……”
A cold, creepy smile starts to run its way onto Steve’s face.
“Ace starts opening his mouth.”
“He starts saying things that he knows isn’t true. He starts popping off at the mouth, talking about how I’m scared of him or how I’ve been ducking him. All the while his ego grows bigger but his hairline falls backward. Ace, you have NO IDEA what kind of HELL you unleashed upon yourself do you? You just sit there in your own little world, using your failed logic that because you’ve been in a Dragons Den before in a company that nobodies ever herd of that you have some kind of advantage? Ace, what I meant when I said “prepare to go to a place that you’ve never been before” was a more mental comment then something that has to do with location.”
“Ace, for as long as I’ve known you you’ve been nothing but excuses. You come up with clever little loopholes around your own defeats so that when somebody brings It up you still come off smelling like roses. You may believe it in your own head but everybody knows the truth about you.
“Without me, you’d be nothing.”
“Just look at the 08 awards. Best tag team was me and you. Most shocking moment….when you tried to screw me over against Honcho. But for me, heel of the year, WRESTLER of the year. Where’s your single accomplishments? Where’s your wrestler of the year award?”
“You just cant bring yourself to be a man and admit it when somebody out there is better than you can you? You just have to keep bitching and whining. Making up excuses. You had to wrestle twice at Road to the Gold……awh boo hoo…..so then tell me how I managed to defeat you before that when you only wrestled me that once?”
“The thing you have to realize Ace, is that I’m full of so much rage, so full of aggression, and anger that after were done in that Dragons Den neither of us will be the same. And afterwards, this is over. Done. I don’t even wanna hear you uttering my name.
Just do me a favor Ace, when you lose.
Accept it.
Static.
Homo.
Even before two thousand nine hit, the world had seen a lot of change. We got a black president and an even blacker world champion. Joe Everyman actually showed up for a match, and a renegade former champion helped to change the face of nCw from the old era to a new one.
So why not open up the art of the promo to some change?
Everybody has seen the always classic, camera in the room, lets recite lines approach. The parody approach. Or even the Ace approach where he bores his opponents into submission. There’s the blogs, the video blogs…..but never have you ever seen a web cast.
Yes ladies and gentlemen, your going to see the first of many web casts brought to by everybodies favorite former world champion.
No, not Lance Ryan.
Jerks.
Just click the damn link.
Click here to view the Awesome Webcast.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SVpB0SYQKc&feature=related
Upon clicking the link your shown to a loading screen. A vignette of all the times Steve Awesome has beat The Ace, whether it was mentally in the XHF, legitimately the first time, disputably only to the Ace at Road to the Gold. Then the only time Ace ever got a three count on Steve when Angel screwed him over. The loading screen finally makes it to one hundred percent and we get underway.
As the scene opens, you see Steve Awesome just standing there, gazing into the web cam. The video is a little blotchy but that’s just the way webcams go. You could still see the anger fuming behind his green eyes. His breathing was heavy, his throat cracks with every breath.
“That night. Transgression. I’ll never forget that night. No matter what I do, no matter what I say, it’s always going to be in the back of my mind. Always repeating, never ending. It’s a constant reminder that no man is untouchable. No matter how much they say otherwise.”
“That night, when Brad Kane came shooting down from the rafters and backfisted me straight to hell, I lost the only thing in this world that I had left. Before that moment, I lost my girlfriend, my unborn child, my money. The Corporate Empire folded after Kole went nuts, since I didn’t have the funding, the B.O.A club went down shortly after that. I was ruined walking into that Death Cage. The only thing that I had left to hold onto, the only thing left that I had to keep me walking forward was the nCw world heavyweight championship.”
“I knew that if I lost that belt then things were going to get very bad for me. But my ego, my thick headedness wouldn’t let me imagine defeat in any way. But it wasn’t Xavier, or the Death Cage that put me out. It was my own lifestyle. The Corporate Empire lifestyle, the live fast and take no prisoners attitude that ultimately lead to my undoing. And the thing that pisses me off the most about all of that is that I was warned.”
He slaps a wall.
“I was WARNED! Guys like Falcon would tell me everyday that the way I was living would eventually lead to my death and I just stared at the fruit roll up lover and I laughed at him. I didn’t believe him because I couldn’t. I was under Kole’s veil. I know it’s no excuse but Kole can be very persuasive. He kept feeding me this junk about how I was a God among men. That I could never be stopped. As long as I had money and expensive things that I would be happy.”
“And now, I don’t have any of that. I’m no longer world champion because of Brad Kane. And for those weeks that I was gone, all I could think about was sweet revenge on the lesser Kane for costing me my life! I wanted to find him and beat his soul out of him for putting me through all that pain. I wanted to crush him. Destroy him. I was going to take care of The Ace for one last final time and then put my full attention onto Brad. But Brad realized what a giant mistake he made. He whined and bitched and complained that I deserved nothing when really it was just his jealousy that he wasn’t being held In the same regard that I was. I told him to do something about it and he did. But what he didn’t think about was the consequences.”
“Transgression is going to always be in the back of my mind because that was the day that I changed. I went from on top of the world to nothing. And a man with nothing left is a man is very dangerous to contend with. I wanted nothing more then to rip his flesh from his face but the cowardly bastard QUIT! He ran away! He ****ing ran away like a little cowardly bitch! And then I was left with all these horrible feelings of hatred and agression. All this pain, all these feelings of uselessness, these feeling of nothingness with no way to get rid of them. I was two steps away from joining Kole in the crazy bin when all of a sudden……”
A cold, creepy smile starts to run its way onto Steve’s face.
“Ace starts opening his mouth.”
“He starts saying things that he knows isn’t true. He starts popping off at the mouth, talking about how I’m scared of him or how I’ve been ducking him. All the while his ego grows bigger but his hairline falls backward. Ace, you have NO IDEA what kind of HELL you unleashed upon yourself do you? You just sit there in your own little world, using your failed logic that because you’ve been in a Dragons Den before in a company that nobodies ever herd of that you have some kind of advantage? Ace, what I meant when I said “prepare to go to a place that you’ve never been before” was a more mental comment then something that has to do with location.”
“Ace, for as long as I’ve known you you’ve been nothing but excuses. You come up with clever little loopholes around your own defeats so that when somebody brings It up you still come off smelling like roses. You may believe it in your own head but everybody knows the truth about you.
“Without me, you’d be nothing.”
“Just look at the 08 awards. Best tag team was me and you. Most shocking moment….when you tried to screw me over against Honcho. But for me, heel of the year, WRESTLER of the year. Where’s your single accomplishments? Where’s your wrestler of the year award?”
“You just cant bring yourself to be a man and admit it when somebody out there is better than you can you? You just have to keep bitching and whining. Making up excuses. You had to wrestle twice at Road to the Gold……awh boo hoo…..so then tell me how I managed to defeat you before that when you only wrestled me that once?”
“The thing you have to realize Ace, is that I’m full of so much rage, so full of aggression, and anger that after were done in that Dragons Den neither of us will be the same. And afterwards, this is over. Done. I don’t even wanna hear you uttering my name.
Just do me a favor Ace, when you lose.
Accept it.
Static.