Post by Mike Honcho on Jan 10, 2009 20:54:45 GMT -6
(ooc: Ok, the Honcho Villa thing is pretty funny. It threw me off at first but now it's pretty funny. Word filter=good times)
The scene opens with the Honcho-Man laid back on a couch in an office. There are diplomas and certificates that cover the walls. He is playing the air drums and sings “Tom Sawyer” by Rush at the top of his lungs. A beautiful woman walks into the room carrying a stack of files and a bottle of water. She sets down the water on table and takes a seat in the expensive looking chair.
Mike is totally unaware that she has walked into the room and continues to rock out. The woman finally clears her throat after a few seconds and startles Honcho.
Mike: HOLY CRAP, WOMAN! You scared me… I think I might have pooped a little.
Woman: That’s lovely, Mr. Honcho. I’m
Mike: Don’t call me “Mr. Honcho” please. Only two people call me that, Jesus and King Leonidas, and both of them dudes are dead.
Woman: Ok then, Mike, I’m Dr. Regina Rudd and I will be your psychiatrist. Is this your first session with a psychiatrist?
Honcho: Yeah, I ain’t never been to no head doctor. You’re pretty hot. What’s your rules about doctor-patient lovin?
Dr. Rudd: That is completely out of the question. You should really take this more seriously.
MH: Ok, you want to hear my problems? Here it goes… I’m a mentaly challenged guy from Alabama. I never met my daddy and my mom was always there for me. I had to wear these leg brace things because I had something wrong with my back.
They tried to hold me out of school because they said I was dumb but momma talked them into letting me go. Then I met this girl on the bus named Jenny and we became best friends.
I was running one day and my leg braces fell off, I went to school at University of Alabama and I played football and was an All-American. I got to met JFK.
Dr. Rudd: I’m sorry but I have to interupt. This sounds a lot like the movie “Forrest Gump” and nothing like your real life.
Honcho-Man: You calling me a lier? How dare you! You have no idea about who I am! Like I was saying, I was in th Vietnam War where I met Bubba and Lt. Dan.
Dr. Rudd: Ok, I’ve heard enough. You’re not even in you 30s yet and you weren’t even alive durring Vietnam. If you don’t want to tell the truth then you can get out.
Magic Man: Fine! I really don’t remember much before I woke up in the hospital a few months ago. I do have this one memory where I had a little sister and she kept saying “that’s why your dad named you Mike Honcho, instead of” and that’s all I can remember.
I know that she didn’t have the same dad that I did but she knew who he was. If I could just remember the last little bit, I could find my dad and do father-son things like hunting, fishing, and spying on the people next door.
Dr. Rudd: You think the lack of a father is what you’re missing in your life?
MH: Yeah, I kinda think it is the reason. I was reading on my Wikipedia page that I once wrestled a giraffe down to the ground with my bear hands. It also seems that I was the middle school bully of nCw wrestler Steve Awesome. It seems that I use to give him “titty twisters” and things of that nature.
Dr. Rudd: You do know that anybody can edit Wikipedia and put in anything they want on there.
Mike: Whatever, you’re just trying to bring me down. You’re apart of the “Man” aren’t you? You ain’t takin me down! Never!
Dr. Rudd: What about your job? How is that going?
Magic Man: It’s ok right now. I’m had a lot going on and I have trouble focusing on the next match. I didn’t even know I was fighting Frostbite intil I heard his intro music.
The ppv is coming up and I have to face... Hell I don't know who I'm facing but I will kick him right in the face!
Dr. Rudd: Ok, who told you of your father?
Honcho: Charlene Riggs told me. She’s the most beautiful woman on the planet. She’s hotter then you. You have too many crows feet for me.
Dr. Rudd: I beg your pardon!
Mike: I thought you said you didn’t want sex?
Dr: What are you talking about? You know what? Go talk to Charlene about who your dad is and never come back to my office. You will receive your final bill in the mail. Thank you and good day sir.
MH: But I thought…
Dr. Rudd: I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!!!
The scene fades with Mike jumping off the couch and sprinting out the door.
The scene opens with the Honcho-Man laid back on a couch in an office. There are diplomas and certificates that cover the walls. He is playing the air drums and sings “Tom Sawyer” by Rush at the top of his lungs. A beautiful woman walks into the room carrying a stack of files and a bottle of water. She sets down the water on table and takes a seat in the expensive looking chair.
Mike is totally unaware that she has walked into the room and continues to rock out. The woman finally clears her throat after a few seconds and startles Honcho.
Mike: HOLY CRAP, WOMAN! You scared me… I think I might have pooped a little.
Woman: That’s lovely, Mr. Honcho. I’m
Mike: Don’t call me “Mr. Honcho” please. Only two people call me that, Jesus and King Leonidas, and both of them dudes are dead.
Woman: Ok then, Mike, I’m Dr. Regina Rudd and I will be your psychiatrist. Is this your first session with a psychiatrist?
Honcho: Yeah, I ain’t never been to no head doctor. You’re pretty hot. What’s your rules about doctor-patient lovin?
Dr. Rudd: That is completely out of the question. You should really take this more seriously.
MH: Ok, you want to hear my problems? Here it goes… I’m a mentaly challenged guy from Alabama. I never met my daddy and my mom was always there for me. I had to wear these leg brace things because I had something wrong with my back.
They tried to hold me out of school because they said I was dumb but momma talked them into letting me go. Then I met this girl on the bus named Jenny and we became best friends.
I was running one day and my leg braces fell off, I went to school at University of Alabama and I played football and was an All-American. I got to met JFK.
Dr. Rudd: I’m sorry but I have to interupt. This sounds a lot like the movie “Forrest Gump” and nothing like your real life.
Honcho-Man: You calling me a lier? How dare you! You have no idea about who I am! Like I was saying, I was in th Vietnam War where I met Bubba and Lt. Dan.
Dr. Rudd: Ok, I’ve heard enough. You’re not even in you 30s yet and you weren’t even alive durring Vietnam. If you don’t want to tell the truth then you can get out.
Magic Man: Fine! I really don’t remember much before I woke up in the hospital a few months ago. I do have this one memory where I had a little sister and she kept saying “that’s why your dad named you Mike Honcho, instead of” and that’s all I can remember.
I know that she didn’t have the same dad that I did but she knew who he was. If I could just remember the last little bit, I could find my dad and do father-son things like hunting, fishing, and spying on the people next door.
Dr. Rudd: You think the lack of a father is what you’re missing in your life?
MH: Yeah, I kinda think it is the reason. I was reading on my Wikipedia page that I once wrestled a giraffe down to the ground with my bear hands. It also seems that I was the middle school bully of nCw wrestler Steve Awesome. It seems that I use to give him “titty twisters” and things of that nature.
Dr. Rudd: You do know that anybody can edit Wikipedia and put in anything they want on there.
Mike: Whatever, you’re just trying to bring me down. You’re apart of the “Man” aren’t you? You ain’t takin me down! Never!
Dr. Rudd: What about your job? How is that going?
Magic Man: It’s ok right now. I’m had a lot going on and I have trouble focusing on the next match. I didn’t even know I was fighting Frostbite intil I heard his intro music.
The ppv is coming up and I have to face... Hell I don't know who I'm facing but I will kick him right in the face!
Dr. Rudd: Ok, who told you of your father?
Honcho: Charlene Riggs told me. She’s the most beautiful woman on the planet. She’s hotter then you. You have too many crows feet for me.
Dr. Rudd: I beg your pardon!
Mike: I thought you said you didn’t want sex?
Dr: What are you talking about? You know what? Go talk to Charlene about who your dad is and never come back to my office. You will receive your final bill in the mail. Thank you and good day sir.
MH: But I thought…
Dr. Rudd: I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!!!
The scene fades with Mike jumping off the couch and sprinting out the door.