Post by Jimmy Zane on Jan 11, 2009 8:02:42 GMT -6
Smartest man in the world? Really? My God, your dillusions are starting to get annoying. Oh yeah, and while you are getting the serious mental help that you need, do me a favor, and cut the copycat bull****. Everything You have said, is the same **** that all these other jackasses have said. Damn near to a "T". Phillip Burns said "you just want everything given to you.".. Trent Helms said "You don't want to earn a damn thing." and now you, Angel, have said exactly what they said. I sure wish you assholes would get together and actually say something original for a chance. It get's tiresome hearing that same tired rhetoric, it really does. But, since I brought it up, let me touch on a few points for all of you douchebags who think I haven't earned anything here.
First, in the last six months, I have only lost five matches. Yep, that's right, FIVE MATCHES. Please, don't mistake that five for ten, or fifteen. FIVE MATCHES IN SIX MONTHS! Unfortunately for me, four of the five are freaking pay per view matches. I am starting to feel like Bob Stoops. Great in the regular season, can't win a bowl game to save his life. That reminds me of this funny joke I heard the other day. What does OU and Weed have in common? (pause for dramatic and comedic effect) The both get smoked in bowls! (laughing) Anyway, back to what I was saying. In the past six months, I have been here EVERY SINGLE WEEK, boys. I haven't missed a match, or asked for a week off. I have contstantly given a top performance every single week. Angel, you can say what you want now, but you were one of my biggest supporters backstage for a long time. Every single week you were giving me props and letting me know I was doing a good job here. EVERY SINGLE WEEK! But now, you say I haven't earned anything? PLEASE! Go tell that crap to someone who will actually believe it. So, just to wrap up this little statistical conversation, I have a record of 17-5 in the last 6 months. There are people a lot higher up the food chain that me that have worse records. Do your research before you run your mouth instead of just flat out repeating everything you hear like a damn parrot!
Now, I know that you are playing the numbers game this week. I wouldn't expect anything less from you. After all, you said it yourself, you LIKE to out-number people. Well, I certainly don't need backup to beat your sorry little ass, but I will have backup of my own this week. I am not saying who, or what, but I promise you, if any of your teammates try to get involved, there WILL be someone at ringside to keep them at bay. And I promise you, they will NOT like the way this turns out if they try to help you out.
(Jimmy Zane takes a deep breath, leans back in his chair, clasping his hands together behind his head as he kicks his feet up on the desk.)
Oh yeah, I saw your last promo. Nice work. (obviously sarcastic) You know, I have no idea who writes this **** for you, but if I were you, I would slap them in the face and send them home to their momma! You compared me to AJ Phoenix and talked about how he was such much better than me, and I am a nobody, blah blah blah. Well, I got news for you, Angel. I have beaten AJ Phoenix! Not once, BUT TWICE. So that would be Jimmy Zane ..TWO.. AJ Phoenix...0! So, while you are trying to make yourself believe that by beating AJ you have a chance of beating me, go ahead and let that sink in. You use him like a measuring stick, like he is some kind of great performer. Don't get me wrong, I think AJ is a hell of a talent, I really do. But to be terribly honest with you, I am just plain better than him. I have proven it in the ring time and time again, and I will prove to you this weekend, that Jimmy Zane is indeed better than you..better than the Age of Revolution..and better than anyone here thinks I am. I promise you that you will get everything I have this Sunday night, and I gaurantee that it will be more than you can handle.
(Jimmy smiles a crooked smile and pauses for a moment before putting his hands in his lap and looking down a moment, obviously thinking of something to say.)
One thing that did bother me, Angel, was your comparison of me to Xavier Williams. You could have came up with a lot of people to compare me to, that would make a point that I was a horrible talent. That I was a ****ty wrestler. You could have used, say Phillip Burns. Or maybe Xander Fulamaro, (looking at the camera) Sorry, Xander. Or you could have even used this clown Frostbyte. But instead, you compared me to the WORLD CHAMPION HIMSELF. Now, I am not a genius by a longshot, but I am pretty sure that when you compare your opponent to the World Champion, regardless of the comment that follows, that's a sign of respect. (grinning) Now, I know you had to talk tough in front of your friends, Angel. I know you did, but let's be real about it, man to man. You compared me to Xavier because YOU KNOW that I am just as good as him. YOU KNOW that I have the ability and skill to become World Champion when I get my shot. Now, I know you can sit there, and try to tell me how incredibly wrong I am, but in the back of your mind, you know its true. That's OK, I took it as a compliment. I respect Xavier very much. He has accomplished a great deal in nCw, but even he knows that he can't deny the VooDoo Child a shot at the strap much longer.
Now, as far as this whole "Coward" thing goes. I have never backed down from a fight, and I will never backdown from a fight. I think it's funny how you can call me a coward when it was YOU who tried to get me to lay down for you last week. It was YOU who tried to talk me into just giving into your demands and letting you keep your title. It would appear to me that YOU are the coward in this situation. August Streinberg once said “People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.” Yeah, I googled it, so what! When I read it, however, the first thing I thought of was our match, and your reliance on those hockeypucks you surround yourself with. Yeah, it takes a real big man to talk a lot of **** when he has two or three people backing him up at all times. The sad part is, Angel, you actually believe the crap you are tossing out there. You actually think that all the retarded things that are flowing out of your mouth are the God's honest truth. I don't fear you, Angel. I truly don't. I pity you more than anything. I feel sorry for you, because one day, when you are looking back on your career, and maybe re-watching a lot of these promos and matches, you are going to realize that you were nothing more than a glorified lacky for a group of people who could have cared less about you. It's sad, really, the way you go along with whatever you are TOLD to do.
(Jimmy Zane pulls his feet off the desk and puts them on the floor. He then slowly stands and puts his hands on the desk as he leans into the camera.)
But that's what cowards do, isn't it? Get in, where they fit in so they don't have to know what it's like to fail. So they don't know what it's like to stand up for what they believe in? (slamming his hands on the desk.) So they don't know what it's like to stand up in their own voice and declare that they will not go silently into that good night? (raising his voice) The time for talk and bull**** is over, Angel. Tonight, you face one of the greatest athletes in New Championship Wrestling. Tonight, you lose that coveted X-Division title, and tonight, you lose your validity within this company. Everything you say you stand for will be torn apart in one fail swoop. Everything you think you have, will be wiped away and it will be like it never happened. Like it was never there. Like it is nothing. And you, will be nothing without it. NOTHING!
You stand there, with your smug look on your stupid little face just spouting off the most riduculous things you can imagine to say. I mean seriously, you said, and I quote... "But Jimmy Zane, there is nothing to respect, nothing, what he does he does for the simplest of reasons. Money, fame, women, titles, more money. He has no real passion, no real love.." (laughing) Are you serious? ARE YOU ****ING SERIOUS!? My father built this company with his own two hands, asshole, and I promise you, there is a lot more to what I do than money and broads. I have all of that, dip****. I have anything and everything that money can buy. My father provided well for my family. I came here because Leonard Fox himself asked me to come in and do what I was born to do. He asked me to come in and "just wrestle". Unfortunately, the people he has running this place are more political than a Sarah Palin/Joe Biden debate. They say a lot of things, but none of it actually happens. You and me, Angel, we aren't the masters of our destiny. We aren't in the driver's seat. We are the puppets, and they are the puppet masters. Making us dance when they want us to dance. Manipulating us to do the things they want us to do. Until you realize the REAL inner workings of this company, you will never be great. Me? I am going to be great regardless. Jimmy Zane isn't just some chump who happens to be wrestling on his daddy's name. I am a bonified blue chipper and when it's all said and done, Angel, you will fall. You will be dazed and confused, laying on your back, staring at the lights, as the ref makes the count, and crowns me as the new X-Division champion.
(JimmY Zane slowly sits back down in his chair. He scoots the chair up, placing both arms out across the desk as he looks up.)
Now, as far as me standing up to save nCw goes, I don't really need to. I am not the problem here, nor am I the solution to the ongoing issues around here. I am simply the most consistent and top performing superstar week after week. Now, you can try and use your witty little statements, and try to talk down to me, and be all cool and neato and groovy when your buddies are around. But once we step into that ring this week on Metamorphosis, it's just you and me. Man to man. One on one. Face it, Angel, your time as X-Division Champion is fading, and you would do anything to hold onto that title because it makes you who you are. It defines you as a person. I can live without it. When I win it, it will NOT define me. I define the belt. Right now, you are Angel, the XDivision Champ. After Sunday, you will just be Angel, Age of Revolution lacky. A man who has to have people around him that give him confidence enough to say half the outlandish **** you say. That's OK, though. This world needs people like you. Followers. Sheep. Because without people like you, people like me wouldn't look that much better!
(Jimmy gets up to leave the room, but stops, thinks for a moment, then turns back to the camera.)
One last thing before I go, Angel. As far as wrestling being about my own personal legacy....You are spot on with that. I don't wrestle for nCw. I don't wrestle for Leonard Fox. I don't wrestle for my Dad. I wrestle because I am damn good at it. The money is good. And they let me kick the **** out of sniveling weasles like you. The day is coming...YOUR day is coming. You talk about Salvation. You talk about sacrifice. You talk about people uniting against you. This weekend, I will take the trash out for the rest of nCw. I will take the lead in this fight. Not for nCw, but for every single person you have ever stepped on, held down, and kept out of the spotlight. All of those people who show up every single week to go out there and do what they do best only to be mired in the undercard because people like you want to hold onto your spotlight a few minutes longer. Because people like you want to use your power and influence to make sure that the BETTER generation never gets their shot. Well, Angel, like I said the other day, the dawning of a new era in nCw is upon us. The winds of change are blowing through like a hurricane. You may not respect me, but in the end, you will....REAP THE WHIRLWIND!
(Jimmy laughs and then turns to walk out the door as the scene fades to black.)
First, in the last six months, I have only lost five matches. Yep, that's right, FIVE MATCHES. Please, don't mistake that five for ten, or fifteen. FIVE MATCHES IN SIX MONTHS! Unfortunately for me, four of the five are freaking pay per view matches. I am starting to feel like Bob Stoops. Great in the regular season, can't win a bowl game to save his life. That reminds me of this funny joke I heard the other day. What does OU and Weed have in common? (pause for dramatic and comedic effect) The both get smoked in bowls! (laughing) Anyway, back to what I was saying. In the past six months, I have been here EVERY SINGLE WEEK, boys. I haven't missed a match, or asked for a week off. I have contstantly given a top performance every single week. Angel, you can say what you want now, but you were one of my biggest supporters backstage for a long time. Every single week you were giving me props and letting me know I was doing a good job here. EVERY SINGLE WEEK! But now, you say I haven't earned anything? PLEASE! Go tell that crap to someone who will actually believe it. So, just to wrap up this little statistical conversation, I have a record of 17-5 in the last 6 months. There are people a lot higher up the food chain that me that have worse records. Do your research before you run your mouth instead of just flat out repeating everything you hear like a damn parrot!
Now, I know that you are playing the numbers game this week. I wouldn't expect anything less from you. After all, you said it yourself, you LIKE to out-number people. Well, I certainly don't need backup to beat your sorry little ass, but I will have backup of my own this week. I am not saying who, or what, but I promise you, if any of your teammates try to get involved, there WILL be someone at ringside to keep them at bay. And I promise you, they will NOT like the way this turns out if they try to help you out.
(Jimmy Zane takes a deep breath, leans back in his chair, clasping his hands together behind his head as he kicks his feet up on the desk.)
Oh yeah, I saw your last promo. Nice work. (obviously sarcastic) You know, I have no idea who writes this **** for you, but if I were you, I would slap them in the face and send them home to their momma! You compared me to AJ Phoenix and talked about how he was such much better than me, and I am a nobody, blah blah blah. Well, I got news for you, Angel. I have beaten AJ Phoenix! Not once, BUT TWICE. So that would be Jimmy Zane ..TWO.. AJ Phoenix...0! So, while you are trying to make yourself believe that by beating AJ you have a chance of beating me, go ahead and let that sink in. You use him like a measuring stick, like he is some kind of great performer. Don't get me wrong, I think AJ is a hell of a talent, I really do. But to be terribly honest with you, I am just plain better than him. I have proven it in the ring time and time again, and I will prove to you this weekend, that Jimmy Zane is indeed better than you..better than the Age of Revolution..and better than anyone here thinks I am. I promise you that you will get everything I have this Sunday night, and I gaurantee that it will be more than you can handle.
(Jimmy smiles a crooked smile and pauses for a moment before putting his hands in his lap and looking down a moment, obviously thinking of something to say.)
One thing that did bother me, Angel, was your comparison of me to Xavier Williams. You could have came up with a lot of people to compare me to, that would make a point that I was a horrible talent. That I was a ****ty wrestler. You could have used, say Phillip Burns. Or maybe Xander Fulamaro, (looking at the camera) Sorry, Xander. Or you could have even used this clown Frostbyte. But instead, you compared me to the WORLD CHAMPION HIMSELF. Now, I am not a genius by a longshot, but I am pretty sure that when you compare your opponent to the World Champion, regardless of the comment that follows, that's a sign of respect. (grinning) Now, I know you had to talk tough in front of your friends, Angel. I know you did, but let's be real about it, man to man. You compared me to Xavier because YOU KNOW that I am just as good as him. YOU KNOW that I have the ability and skill to become World Champion when I get my shot. Now, I know you can sit there, and try to tell me how incredibly wrong I am, but in the back of your mind, you know its true. That's OK, I took it as a compliment. I respect Xavier very much. He has accomplished a great deal in nCw, but even he knows that he can't deny the VooDoo Child a shot at the strap much longer.
Now, as far as this whole "Coward" thing goes. I have never backed down from a fight, and I will never backdown from a fight. I think it's funny how you can call me a coward when it was YOU who tried to get me to lay down for you last week. It was YOU who tried to talk me into just giving into your demands and letting you keep your title. It would appear to me that YOU are the coward in this situation. August Streinberg once said “People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.” Yeah, I googled it, so what! When I read it, however, the first thing I thought of was our match, and your reliance on those hockeypucks you surround yourself with. Yeah, it takes a real big man to talk a lot of **** when he has two or three people backing him up at all times. The sad part is, Angel, you actually believe the crap you are tossing out there. You actually think that all the retarded things that are flowing out of your mouth are the God's honest truth. I don't fear you, Angel. I truly don't. I pity you more than anything. I feel sorry for you, because one day, when you are looking back on your career, and maybe re-watching a lot of these promos and matches, you are going to realize that you were nothing more than a glorified lacky for a group of people who could have cared less about you. It's sad, really, the way you go along with whatever you are TOLD to do.
(Jimmy Zane pulls his feet off the desk and puts them on the floor. He then slowly stands and puts his hands on the desk as he leans into the camera.)
But that's what cowards do, isn't it? Get in, where they fit in so they don't have to know what it's like to fail. So they don't know what it's like to stand up for what they believe in? (slamming his hands on the desk.) So they don't know what it's like to stand up in their own voice and declare that they will not go silently into that good night? (raising his voice) The time for talk and bull**** is over, Angel. Tonight, you face one of the greatest athletes in New Championship Wrestling. Tonight, you lose that coveted X-Division title, and tonight, you lose your validity within this company. Everything you say you stand for will be torn apart in one fail swoop. Everything you think you have, will be wiped away and it will be like it never happened. Like it was never there. Like it is nothing. And you, will be nothing without it. NOTHING!
You stand there, with your smug look on your stupid little face just spouting off the most riduculous things you can imagine to say. I mean seriously, you said, and I quote... "But Jimmy Zane, there is nothing to respect, nothing, what he does he does for the simplest of reasons. Money, fame, women, titles, more money. He has no real passion, no real love.." (laughing) Are you serious? ARE YOU ****ING SERIOUS!? My father built this company with his own two hands, asshole, and I promise you, there is a lot more to what I do than money and broads. I have all of that, dip****. I have anything and everything that money can buy. My father provided well for my family. I came here because Leonard Fox himself asked me to come in and do what I was born to do. He asked me to come in and "just wrestle". Unfortunately, the people he has running this place are more political than a Sarah Palin/Joe Biden debate. They say a lot of things, but none of it actually happens. You and me, Angel, we aren't the masters of our destiny. We aren't in the driver's seat. We are the puppets, and they are the puppet masters. Making us dance when they want us to dance. Manipulating us to do the things they want us to do. Until you realize the REAL inner workings of this company, you will never be great. Me? I am going to be great regardless. Jimmy Zane isn't just some chump who happens to be wrestling on his daddy's name. I am a bonified blue chipper and when it's all said and done, Angel, you will fall. You will be dazed and confused, laying on your back, staring at the lights, as the ref makes the count, and crowns me as the new X-Division champion.
(JimmY Zane slowly sits back down in his chair. He scoots the chair up, placing both arms out across the desk as he looks up.)
Now, as far as me standing up to save nCw goes, I don't really need to. I am not the problem here, nor am I the solution to the ongoing issues around here. I am simply the most consistent and top performing superstar week after week. Now, you can try and use your witty little statements, and try to talk down to me, and be all cool and neato and groovy when your buddies are around. But once we step into that ring this week on Metamorphosis, it's just you and me. Man to man. One on one. Face it, Angel, your time as X-Division Champion is fading, and you would do anything to hold onto that title because it makes you who you are. It defines you as a person. I can live without it. When I win it, it will NOT define me. I define the belt. Right now, you are Angel, the XDivision Champ. After Sunday, you will just be Angel, Age of Revolution lacky. A man who has to have people around him that give him confidence enough to say half the outlandish **** you say. That's OK, though. This world needs people like you. Followers. Sheep. Because without people like you, people like me wouldn't look that much better!
(Jimmy gets up to leave the room, but stops, thinks for a moment, then turns back to the camera.)
One last thing before I go, Angel. As far as wrestling being about my own personal legacy....You are spot on with that. I don't wrestle for nCw. I don't wrestle for Leonard Fox. I don't wrestle for my Dad. I wrestle because I am damn good at it. The money is good. And they let me kick the **** out of sniveling weasles like you. The day is coming...YOUR day is coming. You talk about Salvation. You talk about sacrifice. You talk about people uniting against you. This weekend, I will take the trash out for the rest of nCw. I will take the lead in this fight. Not for nCw, but for every single person you have ever stepped on, held down, and kept out of the spotlight. All of those people who show up every single week to go out there and do what they do best only to be mired in the undercard because people like you want to hold onto your spotlight a few minutes longer. Because people like you want to use your power and influence to make sure that the BETTER generation never gets their shot. Well, Angel, like I said the other day, the dawning of a new era in nCw is upon us. The winds of change are blowing through like a hurricane. You may not respect me, but in the end, you will....REAP THE WHIRLWIND!
(Jimmy laughs and then turns to walk out the door as the scene fades to black.)