Post by Angel on Feb 8, 2009 22:42:45 GMT -6
A long time ago in promotion far, far away....
STABLE WARS!!!!!!
( The scene opens with the Imperial March playing in the background. We see Angel wearing a "Darth Vader" chest piece t-shirt, standing with his arms folded, Falcon wearing a long black hooded, cloak standing next to him. They both stand in front of a big circular picture window looking at what appears to be a bed spread with the "Star Wars" logo all over it and several pictures of Luke, Han, Chewie and the others. Angel Vader turns to Emperor Douchington. )
Angel: Our plan to revive the Social Enemies and conquer the nCw is almost complete.
Falcon: So everything is going to schedule?
Angel: I said it was almost complete, are you deaf?
Falcon: Good... GOOOOOOD... Soon we will be the most powerful force wrestling has ever seen, then no one will be able to stand in our way.
Angel: All that is left is to crush Generic Jack Manson and his lackey Jar Jar Ortega.
Falcon: The rebels are fools to stand up to us. This alliance must be crushed, NOW ANGEL VADER!
Angel: Of course my master.
( Falcon turns to reveal his "Social Enemies 2.0" t-shirt. )
Falcon: Knite was a fool to trust us, he should of known that the Social Enemies would never die, that we'd come back, because we are just too damn awesome. MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Angel: I have but one question my master.
Falcon: What is it Angel Vader?
Angel: When did the Social Enemies ever break up?
( They both look at the camera with a dumbfounded look on their faces. )
Falcon: I uhh... I don't think we did.
Angel: Then why did Manson say we did, then accused us of reforming under the banner of the Revolution?
Falcon: He's a douche bag?
Angel: No, I'm pretty sure it's because Jack Manson is a self concerned, selfish, conceded, little prick who doesn't watch nCw programming unless it has something to do with him.
Falcon: Sounds about right.
Angel: Because if he had bothered to pay attention to nCw at all while he was gone he would know that we didn't break up. He would know we simply booted Xavier and Hammond then sided with Adam Knite. If he even went so far as to check the nCw web site he would see Falcon and I are listed as a tag team under the name SOCIAL ENEMIES!
Falcon: That would take effort Angel, actual effort, and frankly Jack Manson would rather just make up as many random facts as he can without researching them. Kind of like the democrats plan to fix the economy. Their just covering their eyes and throwing money at a fan hoping some of it blows to somewhere useful.
Angel: Huh... Good analogy.
Falcon: It's a gift.
Angel: See Jack, what you gotta learn is, Falcon and I are the Social Enemies. Always have been, always will be. Because like I tried to beat into you before you ran away like a little school girl all those months ago, the Social Enemies WILL NEVER DIE! We may take a back seat, we may side up with other people, hell we may just fade off for a little while, but we'll always be around, waiting to jump out from the shadows and beat the living hell out of pompous little pricks like yourself for fun.
Falcon: Well your definitely going to get your chance Sunday.
Angel: I know, and I'm looking forward to defeating them for a second time.
Falcon: You know Angel, the last time you guys fought, the titles weren't on the line so the match really wasn't all that important. This time though, the titles are on the line which means their going to try extra hard to kick your ass.
( Angel laughs a little. )
Angel: Damn Falcon, why'd you just steal the entire first half of Jack and Davey's promos? Now their going to have nothing to say. Their going to have to fall back on childish insults and name calling, and just straight up wasting promo time by getting on air planes, ordering dinner, going to Las Vegas, getting off the plane, making fun of Preston, talking about nothing, making fun of Preston, looking in the mirror, making fun of Preston, drinking expensive drinks, wasting more time, then finally just making up some random bull**** about me and Burns and scurrying away like cockroaches in the light.
Falcon: And now you have robbed them of the rest of their promo, touche.
Angel: You guys lost to us, that's it. If you didn't try hard because the titles weren't on the line, that's not my problem. I give my all every time I'm in that ring, win or lose, there are no excuses for me. You two, your entire careers have been built on excuses. You lose, you whine, you cry, you win and you rub it in our faces. You know what boys, we're here to to do our best, it's a simple as that for Burns and me, if you can't get the job done unless it's a title match then maybe you need to re think your career. There are only so many title matches in your life's, so many chances at the top, which is why I don't concern myself with just those matches, I concern myself with every single match, every single battle, not just the "important" ones. Matches you two can't seem to care about. Like Ortega lost to his Choke artist apprentice Joe Everyman, but the match didn't matter so he's not going to care. Me, I'd look at that match, I'd see where I went wrong, and I'd correct it. Davey will just chalk it up to luck on Joe's part.
Falcon: Hmm... Now Everyman is the master?
Angel: Afraid not. In so far as choking goes, there is none better than Ortega.
Falcon: Well, since we're juts going to jack their entire promo, how about the fact you low blowed Davey? I mean, you guys might not have won if you hadn't kicked him in the balls.
Angel: You mean even though Burns and Manson were the legal men and Burns pinned Manson... FAIRLY!?
Falcon: Yeah, I mean you totally cheated.
Angel: Cheated? With the move Davey argued to have made legal when he used it against me?
Falcon: Yeah.
Angel: With the move Davey used to capture the titles in the first place?
Falcon: Yeah.
Angel: So when I kick the NONE legal man in the balls and my partner scores the win, it's cheating. When Davey kicks someone in the balls TOO score the win it's ok?
Falcon: Basically.
Angel: And we're supposed to be the bad guys here? Honestly? Us? We don't run around screwing over innocent people boys. And please do not point to Ace and Xavier and call them innocent. Ace, along with all his other New Empire cohorts is tainted, blackened and selfish. As for Xavier, he tries to walk the high road now, he tries to act like he isn't the same man who tried to end my career, but Xavier is perhaps one of the greatest threats to the safety and future prosperity of this company. They are not innocent. They deserve everything they get. And they will get so much more. As for my dear old friend Jack Hammond.... I'm sorry... You had the chance to join us. And that's just the way it is now. You can join us or you can join them. But I promise you nCw, the New Empire will be dealt with as a lethal threat to this company, and the only way to deal with a lethal threat is with a lethal response. What you will see this Sunday is not going to be just a match, or just a series of matches pitting the two sides against one another. What your going to see this Sunday is all out war for the very future of nCw. If your not prepared to die for what you believe in then you will wind up in the same position everyone else who has ever opposed us. Bloodied, beaten, broken, gone.
( Angel's chest heaves in and out, anger flows through him... like a force... )
Angel: Jack Manson, you walk around this company and you make half hearted offers to people like Frostbyte, when they tell you to go screw you promise to end them. You act like your so righteous, your so pure, you act like you have never done a damn thing wrong. Jack, you tried to end my career for no reason what so ever. You Generic Jack Manson are a charade, you pretend to be this force for good, but all you are is the devil in disguise. I'm not evil, I'm no Sith Lord. I wish I were. I wish I had the power to just make people follow me. I wish I had a Death Star so I could just destroy the New Empire in a single act of justice. I wish I could do these things and bring peace to and safety to nCw once and for all. But I can't, because I'm not, because it's a movie. I'm a man Jack, a flawed man, and I know this. I'm by no means the man of the year or a Noble Prize candidate. I'll never be remembered for doing good deeds or being well liked.
( Angel looks into the camera and smiles. )
Angel: I know what I am and I know what I was put on this Earth to do. I was put here to Save people Jack, be it from themselves or from me. I am going to save you, whether you like it or not, I'm going to save nCw, I'm going to save all of us. I don't care if it takes my life to do it, if I die when this is all over, I'll die happy knowing it was me who saved you. That is my goal, that is my mission and I will not allow you to stop me for your own glory. Titles mean nothing to me Jack, not any more. That's not what this is about to me. You have to be stopped. The New Empire has to be stopped. We've brought peace, we've brought freedom and we will not allow you and yours to take that away from the roster. It is my destiny to save nCw from the scum, the rotten, blood sucking whores who have tried to ruin her with their stink. Your a whore Jack, you too Ortega. You whore yourself out for the people, for the money, for the titles. You whore yourself out for everything except the actual love of the sport. Your disgusting, you make me sick, and I will see you driven from this company. Either on your own two feet or in a body bag, the choice is yours.
( He draws in his breath. )
Angel: And even with that big old brain of yours Davey, you still don't understand a single thing about me. You have it set in your mind that wrestling is all about title belts and winning, so when you come across someone like me, someone just begging to be challenged, your small mind immediately chalks up my eagerness to do battle with the greats of the ring as... EGO. It's not ego, Davey. I NEED to be challenged in this business, I NEED to constantly improve, I NEED to give our fans a good show, I NEED to know I'm the best. I have no delusions of being the greatest wrestler to ever live, I don't honestly think I can or will win every match, but that's what I aspire for Davey. I don't tell myself I'm the best, thats ego, I TRY to be the best, that's humility. According to you my ego is my downfall, but as far as I can tell my "ego" appears to be my best quality. Some people would rather live in the dark with their eyes closed then ever glimpse the truth for even a second. That'd be you Davey. What you have never been able to understand is my goal walking into each match is to bring out the best in my opponents, that way I know, win or lose, we left it all in the ring. That's not ego either Davey, that's passion. I guess passion is something a choke artist can't possibly understand. Your only passion is racking up easy wins against a bunch of nobodies and jobbers. However, you do have one redeeming quality, one that, no matter how hard I try, brings me back to you like a moth to a flame. You are by far one of the most challenging opponents I have ever faced. Now before your ego shifts into over drive and you begin dissecting everything I've just said and call me a hypocrite, actually listen for a change. It wasn't a compliment. AJ is challenging because he never gives up, Jimmy Zane is challenging because he's born to do this, Xavier Williams is challenging because he never stops... Davey Ortega is challenging because you have to beat him before he takes his ball and goes home.
( Angel stops to laugh. )
Angel: At the end of the day Davey Ortega would rather be remembered as a coward with a title run then a loser with a shred of integrity. You just can't admit when you've been defeated, can you? You wanna know the difference between us Davey? I'll tell you. Your ego has become so big that it will not allow you to be defeated, one, two, three inside the ring. Kind of like how General Motors is too big to fail, get it? Your mind creates lies and bull**** to hide the truth from you Davey, to hide your failings as a wrestler. You mask your inabilities in the ring as cunning and intelligence, truth be told, you really aren't all that good. Me on the other hand, I'm not afraid to lose Davey, not as long as I know I've been bested by a man who's on top of his game. Unfortunately that man isn't you, it never will be. Just give up now, we all know you will eventually anyways. We all saw what you did in the face of a challenge last week, you choked, and Joe Everyman defeated you. Joe Everyman, Davey, Joe Everyman. What is Joe Everyman? He's a joke, a nobody, someone who the Revolution will crush out of existence rather soon. And you lost to him. You know he's a joke, you know he should have been an easy win. So what happened? He cut a promo and you saw the fire in his eyes. You knew it was going to be a tough match, you knew you were going to have your work cut out for you and you... CHOKED! Just like you will Sunday Davey.
Falcon: Davey Ortega is one of those guys you want to be good, but he just constantly disappoints you. Like a Steven Segal movie, you know it has the potential to be awesome, but lately... it just sucks.
Angel: Winning isn't really our goal Sunday. It's just the expected out come. My goal in this match is to save you from yourselves and the only way I know how to do that is to put an end to you once and for all. For too long Davey Ortega and Jack Manson have suckled at the tit of nCw. Drawing her milk, taking what they want and never giving anything in return. It's time to pay up boys, and your going to pay with your blood, your bones, yours souls. You've taken this company and these fans for a ride for the last time. We will no longer be the fools and expect either of you to ever live up to your potential. This Sunday marks the end of the Upper Echelon.
( Fade out. )
STABLE WARS!!!!!!
( The scene opens with the Imperial March playing in the background. We see Angel wearing a "Darth Vader" chest piece t-shirt, standing with his arms folded, Falcon wearing a long black hooded, cloak standing next to him. They both stand in front of a big circular picture window looking at what appears to be a bed spread with the "Star Wars" logo all over it and several pictures of Luke, Han, Chewie and the others. Angel Vader turns to Emperor Douchington. )
Angel: Our plan to revive the Social Enemies and conquer the nCw is almost complete.
Falcon: So everything is going to schedule?
Angel: I said it was almost complete, are you deaf?
Falcon: Good... GOOOOOOD... Soon we will be the most powerful force wrestling has ever seen, then no one will be able to stand in our way.
Angel: All that is left is to crush Generic Jack Manson and his lackey Jar Jar Ortega.
Falcon: The rebels are fools to stand up to us. This alliance must be crushed, NOW ANGEL VADER!
Angel: Of course my master.
( Falcon turns to reveal his "Social Enemies 2.0" t-shirt. )
Falcon: Knite was a fool to trust us, he should of known that the Social Enemies would never die, that we'd come back, because we are just too damn awesome. MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Angel: I have but one question my master.
Falcon: What is it Angel Vader?
Angel: When did the Social Enemies ever break up?
( They both look at the camera with a dumbfounded look on their faces. )
Falcon: I uhh... I don't think we did.
Angel: Then why did Manson say we did, then accused us of reforming under the banner of the Revolution?
Falcon: He's a douche bag?
Angel: No, I'm pretty sure it's because Jack Manson is a self concerned, selfish, conceded, little prick who doesn't watch nCw programming unless it has something to do with him.
Falcon: Sounds about right.
Angel: Because if he had bothered to pay attention to nCw at all while he was gone he would know that we didn't break up. He would know we simply booted Xavier and Hammond then sided with Adam Knite. If he even went so far as to check the nCw web site he would see Falcon and I are listed as a tag team under the name SOCIAL ENEMIES!
Falcon: That would take effort Angel, actual effort, and frankly Jack Manson would rather just make up as many random facts as he can without researching them. Kind of like the democrats plan to fix the economy. Their just covering their eyes and throwing money at a fan hoping some of it blows to somewhere useful.
Angel: Huh... Good analogy.
Falcon: It's a gift.
Angel: See Jack, what you gotta learn is, Falcon and I are the Social Enemies. Always have been, always will be. Because like I tried to beat into you before you ran away like a little school girl all those months ago, the Social Enemies WILL NEVER DIE! We may take a back seat, we may side up with other people, hell we may just fade off for a little while, but we'll always be around, waiting to jump out from the shadows and beat the living hell out of pompous little pricks like yourself for fun.
Falcon: Well your definitely going to get your chance Sunday.
Angel: I know, and I'm looking forward to defeating them for a second time.
Falcon: You know Angel, the last time you guys fought, the titles weren't on the line so the match really wasn't all that important. This time though, the titles are on the line which means their going to try extra hard to kick your ass.
( Angel laughs a little. )
Angel: Damn Falcon, why'd you just steal the entire first half of Jack and Davey's promos? Now their going to have nothing to say. Their going to have to fall back on childish insults and name calling, and just straight up wasting promo time by getting on air planes, ordering dinner, going to Las Vegas, getting off the plane, making fun of Preston, talking about nothing, making fun of Preston, looking in the mirror, making fun of Preston, drinking expensive drinks, wasting more time, then finally just making up some random bull**** about me and Burns and scurrying away like cockroaches in the light.
Falcon: And now you have robbed them of the rest of their promo, touche.
Angel: You guys lost to us, that's it. If you didn't try hard because the titles weren't on the line, that's not my problem. I give my all every time I'm in that ring, win or lose, there are no excuses for me. You two, your entire careers have been built on excuses. You lose, you whine, you cry, you win and you rub it in our faces. You know what boys, we're here to to do our best, it's a simple as that for Burns and me, if you can't get the job done unless it's a title match then maybe you need to re think your career. There are only so many title matches in your life's, so many chances at the top, which is why I don't concern myself with just those matches, I concern myself with every single match, every single battle, not just the "important" ones. Matches you two can't seem to care about. Like Ortega lost to his Choke artist apprentice Joe Everyman, but the match didn't matter so he's not going to care. Me, I'd look at that match, I'd see where I went wrong, and I'd correct it. Davey will just chalk it up to luck on Joe's part.
Falcon: Hmm... Now Everyman is the master?
Angel: Afraid not. In so far as choking goes, there is none better than Ortega.
Falcon: Well, since we're juts going to jack their entire promo, how about the fact you low blowed Davey? I mean, you guys might not have won if you hadn't kicked him in the balls.
Angel: You mean even though Burns and Manson were the legal men and Burns pinned Manson... FAIRLY!?
Falcon: Yeah, I mean you totally cheated.
Angel: Cheated? With the move Davey argued to have made legal when he used it against me?
Falcon: Yeah.
Angel: With the move Davey used to capture the titles in the first place?
Falcon: Yeah.
Angel: So when I kick the NONE legal man in the balls and my partner scores the win, it's cheating. When Davey kicks someone in the balls TOO score the win it's ok?
Falcon: Basically.
Angel: And we're supposed to be the bad guys here? Honestly? Us? We don't run around screwing over innocent people boys. And please do not point to Ace and Xavier and call them innocent. Ace, along with all his other New Empire cohorts is tainted, blackened and selfish. As for Xavier, he tries to walk the high road now, he tries to act like he isn't the same man who tried to end my career, but Xavier is perhaps one of the greatest threats to the safety and future prosperity of this company. They are not innocent. They deserve everything they get. And they will get so much more. As for my dear old friend Jack Hammond.... I'm sorry... You had the chance to join us. And that's just the way it is now. You can join us or you can join them. But I promise you nCw, the New Empire will be dealt with as a lethal threat to this company, and the only way to deal with a lethal threat is with a lethal response. What you will see this Sunday is not going to be just a match, or just a series of matches pitting the two sides against one another. What your going to see this Sunday is all out war for the very future of nCw. If your not prepared to die for what you believe in then you will wind up in the same position everyone else who has ever opposed us. Bloodied, beaten, broken, gone.
( Angel's chest heaves in and out, anger flows through him... like a force... )
Angel: Jack Manson, you walk around this company and you make half hearted offers to people like Frostbyte, when they tell you to go screw you promise to end them. You act like your so righteous, your so pure, you act like you have never done a damn thing wrong. Jack, you tried to end my career for no reason what so ever. You Generic Jack Manson are a charade, you pretend to be this force for good, but all you are is the devil in disguise. I'm not evil, I'm no Sith Lord. I wish I were. I wish I had the power to just make people follow me. I wish I had a Death Star so I could just destroy the New Empire in a single act of justice. I wish I could do these things and bring peace to and safety to nCw once and for all. But I can't, because I'm not, because it's a movie. I'm a man Jack, a flawed man, and I know this. I'm by no means the man of the year or a Noble Prize candidate. I'll never be remembered for doing good deeds or being well liked.
( Angel looks into the camera and smiles. )
Angel: I know what I am and I know what I was put on this Earth to do. I was put here to Save people Jack, be it from themselves or from me. I am going to save you, whether you like it or not, I'm going to save nCw, I'm going to save all of us. I don't care if it takes my life to do it, if I die when this is all over, I'll die happy knowing it was me who saved you. That is my goal, that is my mission and I will not allow you to stop me for your own glory. Titles mean nothing to me Jack, not any more. That's not what this is about to me. You have to be stopped. The New Empire has to be stopped. We've brought peace, we've brought freedom and we will not allow you and yours to take that away from the roster. It is my destiny to save nCw from the scum, the rotten, blood sucking whores who have tried to ruin her with their stink. Your a whore Jack, you too Ortega. You whore yourself out for the people, for the money, for the titles. You whore yourself out for everything except the actual love of the sport. Your disgusting, you make me sick, and I will see you driven from this company. Either on your own two feet or in a body bag, the choice is yours.
( He draws in his breath. )
Angel: And even with that big old brain of yours Davey, you still don't understand a single thing about me. You have it set in your mind that wrestling is all about title belts and winning, so when you come across someone like me, someone just begging to be challenged, your small mind immediately chalks up my eagerness to do battle with the greats of the ring as... EGO. It's not ego, Davey. I NEED to be challenged in this business, I NEED to constantly improve, I NEED to give our fans a good show, I NEED to know I'm the best. I have no delusions of being the greatest wrestler to ever live, I don't honestly think I can or will win every match, but that's what I aspire for Davey. I don't tell myself I'm the best, thats ego, I TRY to be the best, that's humility. According to you my ego is my downfall, but as far as I can tell my "ego" appears to be my best quality. Some people would rather live in the dark with their eyes closed then ever glimpse the truth for even a second. That'd be you Davey. What you have never been able to understand is my goal walking into each match is to bring out the best in my opponents, that way I know, win or lose, we left it all in the ring. That's not ego either Davey, that's passion. I guess passion is something a choke artist can't possibly understand. Your only passion is racking up easy wins against a bunch of nobodies and jobbers. However, you do have one redeeming quality, one that, no matter how hard I try, brings me back to you like a moth to a flame. You are by far one of the most challenging opponents I have ever faced. Now before your ego shifts into over drive and you begin dissecting everything I've just said and call me a hypocrite, actually listen for a change. It wasn't a compliment. AJ is challenging because he never gives up, Jimmy Zane is challenging because he's born to do this, Xavier Williams is challenging because he never stops... Davey Ortega is challenging because you have to beat him before he takes his ball and goes home.
( Angel stops to laugh. )
Angel: At the end of the day Davey Ortega would rather be remembered as a coward with a title run then a loser with a shred of integrity. You just can't admit when you've been defeated, can you? You wanna know the difference between us Davey? I'll tell you. Your ego has become so big that it will not allow you to be defeated, one, two, three inside the ring. Kind of like how General Motors is too big to fail, get it? Your mind creates lies and bull**** to hide the truth from you Davey, to hide your failings as a wrestler. You mask your inabilities in the ring as cunning and intelligence, truth be told, you really aren't all that good. Me on the other hand, I'm not afraid to lose Davey, not as long as I know I've been bested by a man who's on top of his game. Unfortunately that man isn't you, it never will be. Just give up now, we all know you will eventually anyways. We all saw what you did in the face of a challenge last week, you choked, and Joe Everyman defeated you. Joe Everyman, Davey, Joe Everyman. What is Joe Everyman? He's a joke, a nobody, someone who the Revolution will crush out of existence rather soon. And you lost to him. You know he's a joke, you know he should have been an easy win. So what happened? He cut a promo and you saw the fire in his eyes. You knew it was going to be a tough match, you knew you were going to have your work cut out for you and you... CHOKED! Just like you will Sunday Davey.
Falcon: Davey Ortega is one of those guys you want to be good, but he just constantly disappoints you. Like a Steven Segal movie, you know it has the potential to be awesome, but lately... it just sucks.
Angel: Winning isn't really our goal Sunday. It's just the expected out come. My goal in this match is to save you from yourselves and the only way I know how to do that is to put an end to you once and for all. For too long Davey Ortega and Jack Manson have suckled at the tit of nCw. Drawing her milk, taking what they want and never giving anything in return. It's time to pay up boys, and your going to pay with your blood, your bones, yours souls. You've taken this company and these fans for a ride for the last time. We will no longer be the fools and expect either of you to ever live up to your potential. This Sunday marks the end of the Upper Echelon.
( Fade out. )