Post by Ron Gibson on Feb 11, 2009 2:02:38 GMT -6
**Ron runs out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles. Curtis stares at him, thankfully his shirt is covering his stick and balls. Ron seems in need of help**
Ron: got a problem man...
Curtis: what's that?
Ron: out of toilet paper... nothing... nadda...
Curtis: magazine?
Ron: too messy man... plus I'm reading the current magazine of ncw. It's got a huge article on sexy jason... well not huge. It's an ad for steroids.
Curtis: oh snap... you didn't just accuse him of pulling an arod.
Ron: sorry... I had too plus I'm not kidding. By not kidding I mean i photoshopped something and sent it into the editors before the release. Got this baby a week before release and it's spotless. I even put out an ad for her, I figured we could rent her out for bachelor parties.
Curtis: well our match is this week... so you might as well get that in the newspaper or myspace. Perverts love visiting myspace.
Ron: good thing.... you know... since we don't have any toilet paper. I could just let her out and let her do it by hand.
Russell: that's what she said...
Curtis: oooohh.... to bad I was thinking that already. Jerk stealing my phrases.
Ron: useless... always getting in the way and then taking all the good setups I leave for my partner. So should we? I mean... it's kinda messy back here and I can't go without wiping it.
Curtis: as much as I would love to embarrass her... you're better off not doing it.
Ron: fine... figured i would try to get away with it anyway. Anyways I will go use the dirty wash cloth that I usually use. Afterwards I will toss it in her cage, that way I can get footage for my fetish site.
**Ron exits, as amber pulls on the bars pleading to be let free. Russell goes over to her and tells her about his ancestors but we can't have audio on it because it would possibly be too offensive. So he consoles her, while ron comes back out**
Ron: i'm bringing unsexy back... Them other boys don’t know how to act.... Really jason you should really start coming out to that. Maybe me and curtis would just hold off on beating you down. Hell I would actually give you my share of my money just to see that.
Curtis: no you wouldn't...
Ron: so... you gotta learn to stop ruining my lies. I knew that... you knew that... he certainly didn't know that.
Russell: I'm here to warn you, anything you say could be tried in a court of law. Hence you could lose your share of money....
Ron: still ruining things I see by being a nuisance to us. Then again we already knew that since you just did it five minutes ago. Good job. See jason, this isn't a movie. You are not the law.
Curtis: certainly not charles bronson.
Ron: definitly no kevin bacon.
Russell: not at all jodie foster...
Ron: ....
Curtis: ....
Ron: See jason, if you would've paid attention. We won our last match and for the rest of 2009 we will continue to win. Just cause we lost... 2 matches...
Russell: more like 6 but who's counting.
Ron: .....I hate you. It doesn't matter one bit if you think we're losers. We hold all the cards. We hold a nice piece of ass, which is just tempting to.... but we aren't savages. We are just business men. We look for opportunity and when it comes knocking... it doesn't matter what is proposed. Hand over the cash, we will do the rest. It's a business, in this economy people like curtis and me have got to find ways to support our families. Even if it means trapping hot woman in cages and then beating roided up freak in a table match two on one.
Curtis: excellent.
Ron: throw your accomplishments at us. Xtreme champion? Big deal. You haven't taken two dogs down like us, you haven't had the chance to beat on two people like us. You won't... you won't get nearly the chance to do so either man. Former champion or not... crosswords will see me and him reach one hell of a filthy compromise. Leaving you one dead... but sexy corpse. Then maybe afterwards... when amber sees what a real man do in the ring. She won't be to fast to leave the cage
Amber: LIKE HELL I WILL!!!
Ron: shut up and clean your cage. You filthy little...
Russell: no.
Ron: fine... ruining it again...
Curtis: buzzkill.
Ron: Got it jason? Probably not... just going to flaunt your xtreme title reign in our faces again.
**Ron kicks the cage, then walks back into the bathroom to wash his hands. As they clearly weren't... "clean".**
Ron: got a problem man...
Curtis: what's that?
Ron: out of toilet paper... nothing... nadda...
Curtis: magazine?
Ron: too messy man... plus I'm reading the current magazine of ncw. It's got a huge article on sexy jason... well not huge. It's an ad for steroids.
Curtis: oh snap... you didn't just accuse him of pulling an arod.
Ron: sorry... I had too plus I'm not kidding. By not kidding I mean i photoshopped something and sent it into the editors before the release. Got this baby a week before release and it's spotless. I even put out an ad for her, I figured we could rent her out for bachelor parties.
Curtis: well our match is this week... so you might as well get that in the newspaper or myspace. Perverts love visiting myspace.
Ron: good thing.... you know... since we don't have any toilet paper. I could just let her out and let her do it by hand.
Russell: that's what she said...
Curtis: oooohh.... to bad I was thinking that already. Jerk stealing my phrases.
Ron: useless... always getting in the way and then taking all the good setups I leave for my partner. So should we? I mean... it's kinda messy back here and I can't go without wiping it.
Curtis: as much as I would love to embarrass her... you're better off not doing it.
Ron: fine... figured i would try to get away with it anyway. Anyways I will go use the dirty wash cloth that I usually use. Afterwards I will toss it in her cage, that way I can get footage for my fetish site.
**Ron exits, as amber pulls on the bars pleading to be let free. Russell goes over to her and tells her about his ancestors but we can't have audio on it because it would possibly be too offensive. So he consoles her, while ron comes back out**
Ron: i'm bringing unsexy back... Them other boys don’t know how to act.... Really jason you should really start coming out to that. Maybe me and curtis would just hold off on beating you down. Hell I would actually give you my share of my money just to see that.
Curtis: no you wouldn't...
Ron: so... you gotta learn to stop ruining my lies. I knew that... you knew that... he certainly didn't know that.
Russell: I'm here to warn you, anything you say could be tried in a court of law. Hence you could lose your share of money....
Ron: still ruining things I see by being a nuisance to us. Then again we already knew that since you just did it five minutes ago. Good job. See jason, this isn't a movie. You are not the law.
Curtis: certainly not charles bronson.
Ron: definitly no kevin bacon.
Russell: not at all jodie foster...
Ron: ....
Curtis: ....
Ron: See jason, if you would've paid attention. We won our last match and for the rest of 2009 we will continue to win. Just cause we lost... 2 matches...
Russell: more like 6 but who's counting.
Ron: .....I hate you. It doesn't matter one bit if you think we're losers. We hold all the cards. We hold a nice piece of ass, which is just tempting to.... but we aren't savages. We are just business men. We look for opportunity and when it comes knocking... it doesn't matter what is proposed. Hand over the cash, we will do the rest. It's a business, in this economy people like curtis and me have got to find ways to support our families. Even if it means trapping hot woman in cages and then beating roided up freak in a table match two on one.
Curtis: excellent.
Ron: throw your accomplishments at us. Xtreme champion? Big deal. You haven't taken two dogs down like us, you haven't had the chance to beat on two people like us. You won't... you won't get nearly the chance to do so either man. Former champion or not... crosswords will see me and him reach one hell of a filthy compromise. Leaving you one dead... but sexy corpse. Then maybe afterwards... when amber sees what a real man do in the ring. She won't be to fast to leave the cage
Amber: LIKE HELL I WILL!!!
Ron: shut up and clean your cage. You filthy little...
Russell: no.
Ron: fine... ruining it again...
Curtis: buzzkill.
Ron: Got it jason? Probably not... just going to flaunt your xtreme title reign in our faces again.
**Ron kicks the cage, then walks back into the bathroom to wash his hands. As they clearly weren't... "clean".**