Post by Frostbyte on Feb 13, 2009 6:52:20 GMT -6
[Fade up to Frosty and Avalanche in the Frozone. Avalanche now also has his own, bigger, "ice" throne beside Frostbyte's. They are both seated and facing the camera. Frosty looks set to do all the talking (for a change) as he takes off his shades and begins]
Frostbyte: Well well well... Joe Everyman, it seems that once again we are meeting in the squared circle. Once again who knows what will happen? Once and for all Joe we will find out who truly is the better team.
Joe, you and your little buddy over there over both tasted defeat at the hands of 2B0 in the past although somehow your little lapdog Scotty Callaway almost stole a win over the big guy here
[He gestures towards Avalanche, who doesn’t look very happy (but then when DOES he?!)]
Frostbyte: To you’ve got yourselves into another match against the Frozen One, against The Human Plow and against 2B0 as a whole. You know as well as anybody Joe that when 2B0 are both booked together in the same match that we are a force to be reckoned with and now this time we will be in the ring BOTH legally competing at the same time!
You don’t stand a chance. Any skills or attributes lacked by one of us are made up tenfold by the other. You have no idea what you are walking into. We are going to rock you guys SO hard that you will end up being left as nothing more than ‘Echoes of Careers”. Joe Everyman and Scotty Callaway… The Echoes of Freedom is about to meet it’s end.
This rivalry is small potatoes to 2B0 it’s like having an annoying little dog trying to hump your leg or having a 5 year old kid always asking for a wowwy pop. We’ve been going back and forth for weeks now guys, like a stupid mom who can’t drive and is trying to get out of a parking lot of a super market with a trunk full of shopping.
[He stands, moves slightly closer to the camera and returns his shades to their rightful place on his face. He begins to address his audience]
Frostbyte: Ladies and Gentlemen. 2B0 are now only two key matches away from capturing that tag team gold. Two below zero are only one match away from FINALLY getting those Ec-ho’s off our backs once and for all. Everything about this weeks matchup seems to give 2B0 a distinct advantage.
It’s a ladder match which means there’ll be plenty for me to not break my neck whilst attempting necessary showboating antics through the air with devastating effects on my opponents after which The Plow here will be picking up the pieces and breaking them more. A ladder is good for jumping from or alternatively hitting people with. Alongside that there’ll be plenty of other junk around to take this match to certain, neigh, ANY extremes we have to.
There’s a shot at the title on the line here. The determination is coarsing through both members of 2B0. Neither of us have held gold yet here in nCw so our time has come. The dawning of a new Ice age is upon us. All we need now is to find out what happens this weekend with the tag team titles and we know what our future holds. Whoever comes out of crossroads with the gold better watch out cos 2B0 will be waiting for them.
A simple ladder match on this weekend’s ‘wired’ will spell out the future of nCw.. a future that is spelt 2…. B…… 0
[He attempts to gesture some kind of symbols down the camera representing each of the characters as he says them however he gets lost at ‘b’ and awkwardly fumbles his hands out of shot]
Frostbyte: There is NO doubt in either of our minds that this weekend the name crossroads will have a new meaning.. 2B0 will knock the R from the word revolution when we help this company to reach a Crossroads in it’s Evolution.. a turning point in the destiny of the entire company.
Forget your revolutions and resistances. It’s a petty squabble that will fade into the background soon enough once all the nCw fans out there begin a weekly chant of the name “2B0” during every single match even when there’s no sign of the Frozen one or even The Human Plow. We are only two matches away from domination in our division. Pay attention world because it’s only a matter of time before your ‘soon-to-be’ tag team champions become the longest reigning tag team champions in history. As in.. FOREVER!!
It will be a hot day in November before the belts leave our waists. And once we’ve got em. 2B0 will grace those belts with professional wrestling attire. That’s right folks we will drop the Jeans and black t-shirts and prove the dedication and determination we have necessary to keep our titles. Bring on the echoes. Bring on the Championships. Bring on the gold.
IS IT ME??? OR IS IT COOOOOOOLLLLDDDD IIINNNNN HHHHHEEEEERRRRRREEEEE?!?!?!?!!?!?
[fade up into A7x’s ‘scream’ and then down to black]
Frostbyte: Well well well... Joe Everyman, it seems that once again we are meeting in the squared circle. Once again who knows what will happen? Once and for all Joe we will find out who truly is the better team.
Joe, you and your little buddy over there over both tasted defeat at the hands of 2B0 in the past although somehow your little lapdog Scotty Callaway almost stole a win over the big guy here
[He gestures towards Avalanche, who doesn’t look very happy (but then when DOES he?!)]
Frostbyte: To you’ve got yourselves into another match against the Frozen One, against The Human Plow and against 2B0 as a whole. You know as well as anybody Joe that when 2B0 are both booked together in the same match that we are a force to be reckoned with and now this time we will be in the ring BOTH legally competing at the same time!
You don’t stand a chance. Any skills or attributes lacked by one of us are made up tenfold by the other. You have no idea what you are walking into. We are going to rock you guys SO hard that you will end up being left as nothing more than ‘Echoes of Careers”. Joe Everyman and Scotty Callaway… The Echoes of Freedom is about to meet it’s end.
This rivalry is small potatoes to 2B0 it’s like having an annoying little dog trying to hump your leg or having a 5 year old kid always asking for a wowwy pop. We’ve been going back and forth for weeks now guys, like a stupid mom who can’t drive and is trying to get out of a parking lot of a super market with a trunk full of shopping.
[He stands, moves slightly closer to the camera and returns his shades to their rightful place on his face. He begins to address his audience]
Frostbyte: Ladies and Gentlemen. 2B0 are now only two key matches away from capturing that tag team gold. Two below zero are only one match away from FINALLY getting those Ec-ho’s off our backs once and for all. Everything about this weeks matchup seems to give 2B0 a distinct advantage.
It’s a ladder match which means there’ll be plenty for me to not break my neck whilst attempting necessary showboating antics through the air with devastating effects on my opponents after which The Plow here will be picking up the pieces and breaking them more. A ladder is good for jumping from or alternatively hitting people with. Alongside that there’ll be plenty of other junk around to take this match to certain, neigh, ANY extremes we have to.
There’s a shot at the title on the line here. The determination is coarsing through both members of 2B0. Neither of us have held gold yet here in nCw so our time has come. The dawning of a new Ice age is upon us. All we need now is to find out what happens this weekend with the tag team titles and we know what our future holds. Whoever comes out of crossroads with the gold better watch out cos 2B0 will be waiting for them.
A simple ladder match on this weekend’s ‘wired’ will spell out the future of nCw.. a future that is spelt 2…. B…… 0
[He attempts to gesture some kind of symbols down the camera representing each of the characters as he says them however he gets lost at ‘b’ and awkwardly fumbles his hands out of shot]
Frostbyte: There is NO doubt in either of our minds that this weekend the name crossroads will have a new meaning.. 2B0 will knock the R from the word revolution when we help this company to reach a Crossroads in it’s Evolution.. a turning point in the destiny of the entire company.
Forget your revolutions and resistances. It’s a petty squabble that will fade into the background soon enough once all the nCw fans out there begin a weekly chant of the name “2B0” during every single match even when there’s no sign of the Frozen one or even The Human Plow. We are only two matches away from domination in our division. Pay attention world because it’s only a matter of time before your ‘soon-to-be’ tag team champions become the longest reigning tag team champions in history. As in.. FOREVER!!
It will be a hot day in November before the belts leave our waists. And once we’ve got em. 2B0 will grace those belts with professional wrestling attire. That’s right folks we will drop the Jeans and black t-shirts and prove the dedication and determination we have necessary to keep our titles. Bring on the echoes. Bring on the Championships. Bring on the gold.
IS IT ME??? OR IS IT COOOOOOOLLLLDDDD IIINNNNN HHHHHEEEEERRRRRREEEEE?!?!?!?!!?!?
[fade up into A7x’s ‘scream’ and then down to black]