Post by msjsn3 on Feb 14, 2009 12:45:40 GMT -6
Training Match
Sexy Jason is in his hotel room. Crossroads is coming around the corner. He has not seen Amber since last Sunday at Collision. He has seen her been caged up like an animal during Dirty Deals promo. Each time he sees that, he gets madder by the moment. He can feel the rage that is burning inside of him. Sexy Jason has on blue jeans and no shirt. He is looking at himself in a mirror. He had just finished watching the latest Dirty Deal promo.
Gentlemen and I am using that word very loosely why would you make a fool out of yourself by trying to show off....well....what you guys would call a body. You guys think that you are sexier then I am. PLEASE. Both of you are no where in comparison to this magnificent body. You see no matte how much blood is on me....no matter how much I sweat....no matter what you try to do...my body will always look magnificent compare to yours.
Sexy Jason points to his abs and the camera follows him. Camera stays focus at his abs.
You see DDPA if that is what you want to be called. Fans would you really want to know what DDPA stands for. Double D Piss Ants. Apparently you guys are not smart. I mean Curtis trying to gorge Amber while she is inside a cage, smart move.
I will tell you right now that it will not be an easy match. You see this Sunday not only am I going to kick your as* but once Amber is free....she will get revenge on you guys. She will kick the living **** out of you.
We see Sexy Jason grabbing a white T-Shirt. He has on sweat pants.. Before he puts it on he has one last comment to make
Double D Piss Ants maybe you need to watch what I am about to do. You see I can go without a shirt on. You guys on the other hand....well I don't need to say it.
Sexy Jason leaves and the scene fades to black
Scene reopens
Sexy Jason is seen walking into a gym. The gym is crowed. He sees JackHammer and Goliath. He walks over to them. JackHammer is standing in a training ring with Goliath and they see Sexy Jason and motion him into the ring. Sexy Jason slides into the ring. He stands face to face with JackHammer
JackHammer: {looks at Sexy Jason} So you ready for your training match?
Sexy Jason: I thought we were here for a tea party
JackHammer: {just rolls his eyes} With an attitude like that you're so going to lose.
Sexy Jason: It is going to be a tough match but Amber will be going home with me on Sunday
JackHammer: {folds his arms}Are you sure about that?
{Sexy Jason nails JackHammer with a couple of forearms smashes. JackHammer just shakes his head and nails Sexy Jason with a hard chop across the chest. Sexy Jason moves backwards and holds onto his chest. He goes back at JackHammer and nails him with a hard chop to the chest . JackHammer chops Jason harder across the chest. Sexy Jason goes backwards into the ropes holding onto his chest. JackHammer goes over chopping Jason hard on the chest as Goliath watches. Sexy Jason tries to get away. He nails JackHammer with a couple of punches to his face. JackHammer staggers back but comes back with a hard left haymaker. Lucky for Sexy Jason he was against the ropes. Sexy Jason kicks JackHammer in the midsection. He then nails JackHammer with a elbow to the back of his head. JackHammer staggers back and goes to one knee. Sexy Jason starts delivering punches to JackHammer face. After the fifth punch JackHammer goes down to the mat. While Goliath sneak up behind Sexy Jason and applies the cobra clutch. Sexy Jason struggles to get free. Goliath adds more pressure and finally tosses Sexy Jason across the ring. Sexy Jason hits the mat hard on his back. He slowly makes it to his feet. He is holding onto his back. He turns and is met with a punch to the face by JackHammer and Sexy Jason is on the mat again. JackHammer picks Sexy Jason up and has him high above his head and begins to press him a couple of times. He then drops Sexy Jason on Goliath's knees. Sexy Jason is rolling on the mat holding onto his stomach. JackHammer pulls Sexy Jason up by his hair. Sexy Jason tries to fight back by throwing punches to JackHammer midsection. JackHammer bends some over but counters with a head butt Sexy Jason hits the mat hard.
JackHammer: (picks up Jason) Had enough?
Sexy Jason looks at JackHammer and kicks him in the stomach. Sexy Jason was setting JackHammer up for a suplex when JackHammer blocks it then counters with a vicious DDT spiking Jason hard. Sexy Jason lies lifeless on the mat. JackHammer shakes his head:"I think the training is over." Goliath comes over a beer in hand looks down then dumps half the beer on Jason. Sexy Jason slowly gets to his feet. It takes him a while. He finally makes it to his feet. He looks at JackHammer and Goliath. Sexy Jason slowly gets to his feet. It takes him a while. He finally makes it to his feet. He looks at JackHammer and Goliath . JackHammer and Goliath look at Jason.}
Sexy Jason: You know I could have kicked your asses. I was holding back until Sunday
JackHammer:"What kind of **** you been smoking?"
Sexy Jason: By the way thank you for what you did at Bender's
JackHammer: What do you mean there?
Sexy Jason : When I got drunk you took care of me in a way
JackHammer: {shrugged} Wouldn't have left even my worse enemy there.
Sexy Jason: { laughs} apparently not
Goliath: Anyone want a beer?
Sexy Jason: I could go for one. I will show you guys how the sexy one picks up ladies
Goliath not paying attention tosses the beer hard as it flies towards Jason's head
JackHammer: I have a wife thank you
Sexy Jason grabs the beer before it hits him in the face. He opens it and takes a drink.
Sexy Jason: Yea she runs the household.
JackHammer: Watch it. You want to be killed for that.
They were still in the ring.
Sexy Jason: Dirty Deal this Sunday at Crossroads. I will be holding nothing back. Amber will be coming home with me. So whatever plans you have for her, you might as well cancel them.
Damien you picked the wrong group again. This Sunday will be 8 weeks. Let me remind you since I have not seen Amber, well I guess you decided not to be a man. You better pay attention to the match at Crossroads. You are going to see what happens when you piss me off. You better pray that Kelly and Adam is in a good mood. Because I am asking, no I am telling them I want your ass in that ring!
Kelly, I don't ask for anything. I do what I am told to do. I am letting you know that I will be coming a knocking on your office door and demanding a match against Damien.
You hear the sounds of tables been broken and then you see this
Sexy Jason, JackHammer, and Goliath is seen laughing inside the training ring as the camera fades to black
OCC: I want to Thank JackHammer for once again for helping with his part. Thanks again
Sexy Jason is in his hotel room. Crossroads is coming around the corner. He has not seen Amber since last Sunday at Collision. He has seen her been caged up like an animal during Dirty Deals promo. Each time he sees that, he gets madder by the moment. He can feel the rage that is burning inside of him. Sexy Jason has on blue jeans and no shirt. He is looking at himself in a mirror. He had just finished watching the latest Dirty Deal promo.
Gentlemen and I am using that word very loosely why would you make a fool out of yourself by trying to show off....well....what you guys would call a body. You guys think that you are sexier then I am. PLEASE. Both of you are no where in comparison to this magnificent body. You see no matte how much blood is on me....no matter how much I sweat....no matter what you try to do...my body will always look magnificent compare to yours.
Sexy Jason points to his abs and the camera follows him. Camera stays focus at his abs.
You see DDPA if that is what you want to be called. Fans would you really want to know what DDPA stands for. Double D Piss Ants. Apparently you guys are not smart. I mean Curtis trying to gorge Amber while she is inside a cage, smart move.
I will tell you right now that it will not be an easy match. You see this Sunday not only am I going to kick your as* but once Amber is free....she will get revenge on you guys. She will kick the living **** out of you.
We see Sexy Jason grabbing a white T-Shirt. He has on sweat pants.. Before he puts it on he has one last comment to make
Double D Piss Ants maybe you need to watch what I am about to do. You see I can go without a shirt on. You guys on the other hand....well I don't need to say it.
Sexy Jason leaves and the scene fades to black
Scene reopens
Sexy Jason is seen walking into a gym. The gym is crowed. He sees JackHammer and Goliath. He walks over to them. JackHammer is standing in a training ring with Goliath and they see Sexy Jason and motion him into the ring. Sexy Jason slides into the ring. He stands face to face with JackHammer
JackHammer: {looks at Sexy Jason} So you ready for your training match?
Sexy Jason: I thought we were here for a tea party
JackHammer: {just rolls his eyes} With an attitude like that you're so going to lose.
Sexy Jason: It is going to be a tough match but Amber will be going home with me on Sunday
JackHammer: {folds his arms}Are you sure about that?
{Sexy Jason nails JackHammer with a couple of forearms smashes. JackHammer just shakes his head and nails Sexy Jason with a hard chop across the chest. Sexy Jason moves backwards and holds onto his chest. He goes back at JackHammer and nails him with a hard chop to the chest . JackHammer chops Jason harder across the chest. Sexy Jason goes backwards into the ropes holding onto his chest. JackHammer goes over chopping Jason hard on the chest as Goliath watches. Sexy Jason tries to get away. He nails JackHammer with a couple of punches to his face. JackHammer staggers back but comes back with a hard left haymaker. Lucky for Sexy Jason he was against the ropes. Sexy Jason kicks JackHammer in the midsection. He then nails JackHammer with a elbow to the back of his head. JackHammer staggers back and goes to one knee. Sexy Jason starts delivering punches to JackHammer face. After the fifth punch JackHammer goes down to the mat. While Goliath sneak up behind Sexy Jason and applies the cobra clutch. Sexy Jason struggles to get free. Goliath adds more pressure and finally tosses Sexy Jason across the ring. Sexy Jason hits the mat hard on his back. He slowly makes it to his feet. He is holding onto his back. He turns and is met with a punch to the face by JackHammer and Sexy Jason is on the mat again. JackHammer picks Sexy Jason up and has him high above his head and begins to press him a couple of times. He then drops Sexy Jason on Goliath's knees. Sexy Jason is rolling on the mat holding onto his stomach. JackHammer pulls Sexy Jason up by his hair. Sexy Jason tries to fight back by throwing punches to JackHammer midsection. JackHammer bends some over but counters with a head butt Sexy Jason hits the mat hard.
JackHammer: (picks up Jason) Had enough?
Sexy Jason looks at JackHammer and kicks him in the stomach. Sexy Jason was setting JackHammer up for a suplex when JackHammer blocks it then counters with a vicious DDT spiking Jason hard. Sexy Jason lies lifeless on the mat. JackHammer shakes his head:"I think the training is over." Goliath comes over a beer in hand looks down then dumps half the beer on Jason. Sexy Jason slowly gets to his feet. It takes him a while. He finally makes it to his feet. He looks at JackHammer and Goliath. Sexy Jason slowly gets to his feet. It takes him a while. He finally makes it to his feet. He looks at JackHammer and Goliath . JackHammer and Goliath look at Jason.}
Sexy Jason: You know I could have kicked your asses. I was holding back until Sunday
JackHammer:"What kind of **** you been smoking?"
Sexy Jason: By the way thank you for what you did at Bender's
JackHammer: What do you mean there?
Sexy Jason : When I got drunk you took care of me in a way
JackHammer: {shrugged} Wouldn't have left even my worse enemy there.
Sexy Jason: { laughs} apparently not
Goliath: Anyone want a beer?
Sexy Jason: I could go for one. I will show you guys how the sexy one picks up ladies
Goliath not paying attention tosses the beer hard as it flies towards Jason's head
JackHammer: I have a wife thank you
Sexy Jason grabs the beer before it hits him in the face. He opens it and takes a drink.
Sexy Jason: Yea she runs the household.
JackHammer: Watch it. You want to be killed for that.
They were still in the ring.
Sexy Jason: Dirty Deal this Sunday at Crossroads. I will be holding nothing back. Amber will be coming home with me. So whatever plans you have for her, you might as well cancel them.
Damien you picked the wrong group again. This Sunday will be 8 weeks. Let me remind you since I have not seen Amber, well I guess you decided not to be a man. You better pay attention to the match at Crossroads. You are going to see what happens when you piss me off. You better pray that Kelly and Adam is in a good mood. Because I am asking, no I am telling them I want your ass in that ring!
Kelly, I don't ask for anything. I do what I am told to do. I am letting you know that I will be coming a knocking on your office door and demanding a match against Damien.
You hear the sounds of tables been broken and then you see this
Sexy Jason, JackHammer, and Goliath is seen laughing inside the training ring as the camera fades to black
OCC: I want to Thank JackHammer for once again for helping with his part. Thanks again