Post by Markus E. Reeves on Feb 14, 2009 17:56:36 GMT -6
*The scene fades in a dark screen. Slowly letters form on the screen. They drip blood and say*
"I have screamed until my veins collapsed
I've waited as my times elapsed
Now all I do is live with so much fate
I wished for this, I bitched at that
I've left behind this little fact
You cannot kill what you did not create
I've gotta say what I've gotta say
And then I swear I'll go away
But I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise
I guess I'll save the best for last
My future seems like one big past
You're left with me 'cause you left me no choice"
*These words fade out and the scene fades in on Mark Evil. He is sitting in his locker room*
Mark Evil: Grenier, you said that you are going to destroy me but as the words just said. You cannot Kill what you have not create. I'm going to live by these words. I don't plan on killing you or destroying you. I plan on taking you to the Xtreme. A world you seem to have little experience and an even smaller liking for. The is one point for me Bob. I bring in the experience to this match. The next one will be our head to head record so far. 1-0 in favor of Mark Evil. I'll give you credit Bob. You gave me a hell of a run but when it came down to it. I beat you. 2-0 Mark Evil.
*Mark pauses and looks around. The camera pans around and reveals all the barbed wire that is place around the room. Tables, Chairs, Ladders, Baseball Bats, Hockey Sticks, and even a bong are all wrapped in barbed wire*
Mark Evil: The barbed wire wrapped bong is just for you and your pot head friends Bob. I know I leave a lighter laying next to it. You mother ****ers will be on that bong like a fat Canadian mother ****er on a ****ing Twinkie. You guys will be so out of your damn minds that you wont realize what has happened until its over. You guys will be bleeding from so many places that the paramedics will have no ****ing idea where to start first.
*Mark picks up the barbed wire wrapped baseball bat. He then drags the barbed wire across his forehead and opens up a new wound.*
Mark Evil: Bob, if I'm able to do this too myself. One of the only people that I actually respect. What's going to stop me from doing to you and your flunkies. When the bell rings to signify the end of what could quite possibly be the bloodiest match in New Championship Wrestling history. I will once again stand triumphant over another big mouthed, smug son of a bitch. I unlike you have wrestled with the best of them. I have wrestled with Brother Holland, I have wrestled with Steve Awesome, I have wrestled with and beat Spike Kane. Thinks Bob that you would only hope of accomplishing. I am a 1 time nCw World Heavyweight Champion, a 1 time nCw Xtreme Champion, a 2 Time XHF Hardcore Champion, and a 1 time tag team champion in a Federation that everyone has forgotten. Bob you have never stepped into the ring with someone like me...well except in our first match but that was under your rules. Now the match will be with my rules, IT WILL BE IN MY BACKYARD.
*Mark starts to breathe hard*
Mark Evil: Bob there have been things I have seen that are so Hardcore and Xtreme that you would run away and cry. Matches like the Potter's Field Match. All it is is a ladder match but the ladders and the ground themselves have glass all over them. Another one that comes to mind is the Xtreme Hardcore Federation Annihilation Complex. The 6 man Elimination match will a structure so Sadistic that it make WWE's Elimination Chamber look like a child play ground and there is my personal favorite. The Highway to Hell match. The match with weapons everywhere. This match has 3 cages stacked on top of each other. The are people trying to cause you as much pain as possible in every level of the chamber. The Goal of this match is to climb to the top of the cage and escape to the bottom. Only 2 men have one won this match and 2 men have actually left the chamber in ambulances.
*Mark pauses*
Mark Evil: But that is the past. Now is now and tomorrow is the future. I am going to go out and beat you and your **** nuts all you want. Go ahead and keep quoting Journey. It just makes me think less of you guys and that a few of you maybe don't bat for the right team and since it seems that a couple of you are flamers then one of them has to be the catcher. I'm guessing its you or Dan. It can't be those two big dumbasses that you call body guards. In fact one of them is probably the ass rammers. You know what they say Bob. "Once you go black, You don't go back."
*Mark looks at the bat again*
Mark Evil: In fact Bob, I think this barbed wire wrapped baseball bat might just be the right size for you. So if you want me too. I can shove up cavernus ass. It will wont touch the walls anyways. I would love to keep destroying any hope that you had left but I have a party to attend to. It will be taking place on my new boat the HMS Xtreme. To bad you aren't invited.
*Mark then tears off his clothes to reveal him wearing a tuxedo. He puts on some sunglasses and walks out and then looks back at the camera*
Mark Evil: Thanks for costing us the match last week. If we had won it would of been your only legit win in this company. Too bad that's not going to happen. See you on the flip side bitch.
*Mark leaves and the scene fades out*
"I have screamed until my veins collapsed
I've waited as my times elapsed
Now all I do is live with so much fate
I wished for this, I bitched at that
I've left behind this little fact
You cannot kill what you did not create
I've gotta say what I've gotta say
And then I swear I'll go away
But I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise
I guess I'll save the best for last
My future seems like one big past
You're left with me 'cause you left me no choice"
*These words fade out and the scene fades in on Mark Evil. He is sitting in his locker room*
Mark Evil: Grenier, you said that you are going to destroy me but as the words just said. You cannot Kill what you have not create. I'm going to live by these words. I don't plan on killing you or destroying you. I plan on taking you to the Xtreme. A world you seem to have little experience and an even smaller liking for. The is one point for me Bob. I bring in the experience to this match. The next one will be our head to head record so far. 1-0 in favor of Mark Evil. I'll give you credit Bob. You gave me a hell of a run but when it came down to it. I beat you. 2-0 Mark Evil.
*Mark pauses and looks around. The camera pans around and reveals all the barbed wire that is place around the room. Tables, Chairs, Ladders, Baseball Bats, Hockey Sticks, and even a bong are all wrapped in barbed wire*
Mark Evil: The barbed wire wrapped bong is just for you and your pot head friends Bob. I know I leave a lighter laying next to it. You mother ****ers will be on that bong like a fat Canadian mother ****er on a ****ing Twinkie. You guys will be so out of your damn minds that you wont realize what has happened until its over. You guys will be bleeding from so many places that the paramedics will have no ****ing idea where to start first.
*Mark picks up the barbed wire wrapped baseball bat. He then drags the barbed wire across his forehead and opens up a new wound.*
Mark Evil: Bob, if I'm able to do this too myself. One of the only people that I actually respect. What's going to stop me from doing to you and your flunkies. When the bell rings to signify the end of what could quite possibly be the bloodiest match in New Championship Wrestling history. I will once again stand triumphant over another big mouthed, smug son of a bitch. I unlike you have wrestled with the best of them. I have wrestled with Brother Holland, I have wrestled with Steve Awesome, I have wrestled with and beat Spike Kane. Thinks Bob that you would only hope of accomplishing. I am a 1 time nCw World Heavyweight Champion, a 1 time nCw Xtreme Champion, a 2 Time XHF Hardcore Champion, and a 1 time tag team champion in a Federation that everyone has forgotten. Bob you have never stepped into the ring with someone like me...well except in our first match but that was under your rules. Now the match will be with my rules, IT WILL BE IN MY BACKYARD.
*Mark starts to breathe hard*
Mark Evil: Bob there have been things I have seen that are so Hardcore and Xtreme that you would run away and cry. Matches like the Potter's Field Match. All it is is a ladder match but the ladders and the ground themselves have glass all over them. Another one that comes to mind is the Xtreme Hardcore Federation Annihilation Complex. The 6 man Elimination match will a structure so Sadistic that it make WWE's Elimination Chamber look like a child play ground and there is my personal favorite. The Highway to Hell match. The match with weapons everywhere. This match has 3 cages stacked on top of each other. The are people trying to cause you as much pain as possible in every level of the chamber. The Goal of this match is to climb to the top of the cage and escape to the bottom. Only 2 men have one won this match and 2 men have actually left the chamber in ambulances.
*Mark pauses*
Mark Evil: But that is the past. Now is now and tomorrow is the future. I am going to go out and beat you and your **** nuts all you want. Go ahead and keep quoting Journey. It just makes me think less of you guys and that a few of you maybe don't bat for the right team and since it seems that a couple of you are flamers then one of them has to be the catcher. I'm guessing its you or Dan. It can't be those two big dumbasses that you call body guards. In fact one of them is probably the ass rammers. You know what they say Bob. "Once you go black, You don't go back."
*Mark looks at the bat again*
Mark Evil: In fact Bob, I think this barbed wire wrapped baseball bat might just be the right size for you. So if you want me too. I can shove up cavernus ass. It will wont touch the walls anyways. I would love to keep destroying any hope that you had left but I have a party to attend to. It will be taking place on my new boat the HMS Xtreme. To bad you aren't invited.
*Mark then tears off his clothes to reveal him wearing a tuxedo. He puts on some sunglasses and walks out and then looks back at the camera*
Mark Evil: Thanks for costing us the match last week. If we had won it would of been your only legit win in this company. Too bad that's not going to happen. See you on the flip side bitch.
*Mark leaves and the scene fades out*