Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Mar 18, 2009 2:06:21 GMT -6
*The scene opens on the Dirty Deal locker room. Curtis walks in and Ron follows shortly after. Amber was already in, insider her cage. Russell comes in shortly after.*
Curtis: Can you believe this? We're going to go toe to toe with Unsexy Jason again! And a mystery partner! You know what the mystery is? Who's stupid enough to tag with him against us?
Ron: Worse for him, its a Hardcore Tornado Tag match.
Curtis: Yeah, I have no idea why we keep getting put against Jason and why Amber's job keeps getting put on the line, but at least Damien pulled some strings to put it in our favor since we have no idea who we're fighting other than Jason.
Amber: Jason will save me, you'll see! The only thing keeping me strong is the thought of his rippling...sexy muscles...breaking these bars...and just taking me...
*Everyone's looking at Amber as she describes her fantasy. She clears her throat and stops, realizing she was getting carried away.*
Russell: Go on...please...
Ron: We don't have time for that! Well, maybe later, I'll try to find some pennies.
Curtis: What I'm saying guys is, what does Jason think will be different? We put him through a table last month to win Amber. I beat him up at a show. You smashed his brains in with a chair a week later. He tried to get revenge by walking down to the ring and staring at us! Oh no! So we robbed him of a chance to fight for the world title by actually beating him up! Jason isn't willing to sink to our level. So as far as I'm concerned, this hardcore match is totally one-sided. And Amber, so help us, if you try to interfere, I will fire you before the match is OVER!
Amber: I didn't say I would. But if you guys win, I will just lose my will to do anything.
Ron: That'll make it tougher on you when we make you do everything.
Curtis: Yeah, that's not a good plan.
Russell: Well, would you lose your will to wear clothes?
Amber: No.
Russell: DAMN!
Curtis: You hound dog.
Russell: Was that a racist remark?
Curtis: No.
Ron: A racist remark would be, "what did one n--"
Russell: Stop!
Curtis: Jason might want to state that he rocks and that he's strong and that he has more willpower than ever to save Amber, but in the end, the results going to be the same. He's going to be lying on the mat, looking at the ceiling. And if you find a partner, he's going to suffer the same fate. And that's the deal!
Ron: I'll agree to that.
Curtis: Good we're in agreement.
Ron: I'm glad your good that we're in agreement.
Curtis: It's great your glad that I'm good that we're in agreement.
*This continues as the scene fades out.*
Curtis: Can you believe this? We're going to go toe to toe with Unsexy Jason again! And a mystery partner! You know what the mystery is? Who's stupid enough to tag with him against us?
Ron: Worse for him, its a Hardcore Tornado Tag match.
Curtis: Yeah, I have no idea why we keep getting put against Jason and why Amber's job keeps getting put on the line, but at least Damien pulled some strings to put it in our favor since we have no idea who we're fighting other than Jason.
Amber: Jason will save me, you'll see! The only thing keeping me strong is the thought of his rippling...sexy muscles...breaking these bars...and just taking me...
*Everyone's looking at Amber as she describes her fantasy. She clears her throat and stops, realizing she was getting carried away.*
Russell: Go on...please...
Ron: We don't have time for that! Well, maybe later, I'll try to find some pennies.
Curtis: What I'm saying guys is, what does Jason think will be different? We put him through a table last month to win Amber. I beat him up at a show. You smashed his brains in with a chair a week later. He tried to get revenge by walking down to the ring and staring at us! Oh no! So we robbed him of a chance to fight for the world title by actually beating him up! Jason isn't willing to sink to our level. So as far as I'm concerned, this hardcore match is totally one-sided. And Amber, so help us, if you try to interfere, I will fire you before the match is OVER!
Amber: I didn't say I would. But if you guys win, I will just lose my will to do anything.
Ron: That'll make it tougher on you when we make you do everything.
Curtis: Yeah, that's not a good plan.
Russell: Well, would you lose your will to wear clothes?
Amber: No.
Russell: DAMN!
Curtis: You hound dog.
Russell: Was that a racist remark?
Curtis: No.
Ron: A racist remark would be, "what did one n--"
Russell: Stop!
Curtis: Jason might want to state that he rocks and that he's strong and that he has more willpower than ever to save Amber, but in the end, the results going to be the same. He's going to be lying on the mat, looking at the ceiling. And if you find a partner, he's going to suffer the same fate. And that's the deal!
Ron: I'll agree to that.
Curtis: Good we're in agreement.
Ron: I'm glad your good that we're in agreement.
Curtis: It's great your glad that I'm good that we're in agreement.
*This continues as the scene fades out.*