Post by Markus E. Reeves on Mar 21, 2009 17:31:15 GMT -6
(OOC: To understand the following Promo I highly recommend that you watch the video)
*Enter Mark Evil sitting at his computer. A look of disgust appears on his face caused by him loosing the Heavyweight Championship number one contender ship match. He clicks on an email and the following video plays*
*The camera then focuses back on Mark's face. A smile has now overtaken his scowl. He even utters a small laugh. Mark then forwards the email to everyone in nCw. He hears Allison pull up outside. He goes out the front door to greet her. He then realizes that she is now driving a panzer tank.*
Mark Evil: Uh...Allison where did you get the Panzer at?
Allison Chainz: Its the one that crashed into the building a few weeks ago in Buffalo. You dropped the keys outside of it and I decided that I needed a new vehicle.
Mark Evil: Couldn't I have just bought you a new car.
Allison Chainz: Why should you have had to go all the trouble of getting me a new car when you spent all that money on this Panzer.
Mark Evil: Good Point.
*Mark then thinks about the video he just watched. Remembering that the guy in the video had a girlfriend who drove a Panzer. Mark just blows it off and doesn't worry about it*
Mark Evil: Could she be a Nazi? Nah it can't be. It all in my mind
*Mark then walks over to the Panzer and helps Allison bring in some groceries. Mark then notices a black mark on the back of Allison's neck.*
Mark Evil: Hmmm. I wonder what that is? I've never seen that before. Hey Allison, did you get a tattoo?
*Allison turns to Mark and with a nervous voice says*
Allison Chainz: Uh...no...
Mark Evil: Then what is that on your neck?
Allison Chainz: Oh...that...is...just some grease from the Panzer. I'll go clean that off.
*Allison then goes and runs up stairs*
Mark Evil: hmmm. She is acting really strange.
*When fast forward to later that night.*
Mark Evil: Hey babe. I'm going to bed. When are you coming up?
Allison Chainz: Later. I'm going out to do some stuff with a few people tonight.
Mark Evil: Ok. Don't stay out too late. Remember there are some pretty rough gang members around town.
Allison Chainz: I know there are but they are nothing compared to you. In fact the gang members are way tougher then Kristoff Liam Bates too.
Mark Evil: That is true. I'll see you in the morning.
Allison Chainz: Ok. Good Night.
*Allison kisses Mark on the forehead and leaves the room. Mark Evil falls asleep only to awake a few hours later to the smell of wood burning. Mark quickly gets out of bed and looks the window closest to his bed. He looks down the street and sees a burning cross in a neighbors yard. He turns around and sees Allison walking into the bed room. Mark looks at the clock*
Mark Evil: Are you just getting home?
Allison Chainz: No...me and my friends stopped to get food and I was just downstairs getting a glass of water. Why? Whats going on?
Mark Evil: Someone lit a cross on fire in the Jefferson's front yard. Run down stairs and call the fire department.
Allison Chainz: Ok.
*Allison runs out of the room and Mark Evil flips open his cell phone and calls the Jefferson's house phone*
Mark Evil: Hey Joe.
Joe Jefferson: Mark do you know what time it is?
Mark Evil: Yeah I do. Have you looked out your bedroom window?
Joe Jefferson: No. I've been sleeping.
Mark Evil: You might want to go look outside.
*Nothing is heard on either end of the phone for a few seconds. Suddenly Joe is heard again*
Joe Jefferson: Holy ****! Someone lit a cross on fire in my front yard. I better call the fire department.
Mark Evil: Joe don't worry about calling the fire department. Allison is already doing that. Joe are you there?
*Joe had dropped his phone and then ran outside and turns his hose on full blast and tries to put the fire out. About 10 minutes pass by the time the fire department and police arrive. The fire department puts the fire out and Mark puts on some clothes and walks over to Joe's house.*
Mark Evil: Hey Joe.
Joe Jefferson: Hey Mark. Thanks for calling me and letting me know about this. I never ever thought something like this would ever happen in this neighborhood.
Mark Evil: Yeah I know.
Officer: Joe, are you the owner of this house?
Joe Jefferson: Yes I am.
Officer: Well we think this is the work of either the Ku Klux Klan or Neo Nazis. Have you ever had a problem with people harassing you before this happened?
Joe Jefferson: No, never and I've lived her with my family for over 10 years and we have never had anything like this before.
Officer: Ok. Joe your next door neighbor said that they saw some people running away from your property and one of them was running with a can of gasoline. They also mentioned that they saw a young woman in her early to mid twenties running from the property.
Joe Jefferson: Mark thats strange. The description of that young woman sounds like Allison. Was she home all night?
Mark Evil: No. She said that she had some stuff to do with some of her friends tonight. Joe, you honestly don't think that Allison had anything to do with this do you?
Joe Jefferson: I don't know yet Mark. We will just have to wait until more evidence is found.
Mark Evil: Alright. Joe are we still on for lunch tomorrow?
Joe Jefferson: Yeah. Steve and Bill are also coming too.
Mark Evil: Alright. I'll see you tomorrow.
*Mark then heads back over to his house and goes back up to his room. When he gets there Allison is already in bed and a sleep. Mark puts on some shorts and gets into bed. Just before he falls asleep he moves Allison's hair from off of her neck. Mark is shocked at what he finds. He finds a swastika tattooed on her neck. Mark then gets up and goes down into his basement and folds out the hide-a-bed*
Mark Evil: Joe is never gonna believe this.
*The scene fades out and then fades back into a restaurant. Mark, Joe, Steve and Bill are all sitting at a table*
Mark Evil: I think Allison is a Nazi.
Joe: How do you figure that Mark.
Mark Evil: Well yesterday I noticed that she is driving a Panzer tank.
Bill: Isn't that the tanks the Nazis used in World War II?
Steve: Yeah.
Mark Evil: Then she went out to do stuff with her friends at 11 o'clock last night. Then when I woke up at 1 am. There was the burning cross in your yard Joe. Then when I went back to bed Allison was already fast asleep and I heard her mumble something like "I love the smell of burning crosses."
Bill: That could just be a coincidence since the probably one of the last things she saw last night was the remains of the cross in Joe's yard.
Mark Evil: She has a new tattoo.
Steve: So. Lots of people have tattoos these days. I mean Mark both your arms are covered in tattoos.
Mark Evil: She has a swastika tattooed on the back of her neck.
Joe, Steve, Bill: WHAT?!?!
Mark Evil: Yeah I saw a black mark on her neck yesterday afternoon and she said that it was grease from the Panzer and then when I went to bed last night I saw it and I moved her hair away and I saw it. I knew there was something strange about her. On our first actual date she said something but I wasn't sure what she said then she said something completely different.
*Flashback to Mark Evil and Allison Chainz first date*
*Mark looks at his watch. It's 7:20 pm. Allison is more then 20 minutes late*
Mark Evil: Jeez. Allison is already 20 minutes late for our first date. This is strange.
*Allison then shows up and sits down at the table. A Chinese waiter comes up to take there drink orders*
Waiter: What will you have.
Mark Evil: I'll have a Budweiser.
Waiter: And for you ma'am?
Allison Chainz: I'll have a white wine.
Waiter: I'm sorry ma'am. We don't have a white wine tonight. We wont have anymore until next week.
Allison Chainz: Then I'll have a jack and coke.
Waiter: I'll have your drinks out in a few minutes.
Mark Evil: Thanks
*The waiter walks away*
Allison Chainz: Stupid chink.
Mark Evil: What did you say?
*Allison then whispers "White Power to herself but Mark sorta hears what she said*
Mark Evil: Did you just say "White Power?"
Allison Chainz: No I said white flour. As in I hope that they use white flour for the breading of the wantons.
*The Flashback ends and the scene fades back to the four men*
Mark Evil: How did I not realize that she was racist?
Joe: I don't know. I wonder how many years in jail an arson term can carry?
Mark Evil: I'm guessing quite some time. Guys I got to run home and check out some stuff. If I find more stuff that proves my suspicions then I'll call the cops. I'll see you all later.
*Mark tosses some money on the table and leaves. Mark then goes up to his room when he arrives home. The first thing he looks at his all of Allison's dresses. He looks at the tags*
Mark Evil: Jesus Christ! They all have SS on them and they are all made in Germany. *** damn how could I be so stupid.
*Mark then opens up the drawer of the night stand by his bed and finds a card that Mark got from Allison. He reads through it and finds a line that is written in German. Mark then opens up his laptop and goes to google.com. He enters the text in the search bar and the first thing that comes up is the book Mein Kampf..*
Mark Evil: She quoted Mein Kampf in our 5th anniversary card.
*The card was given to Mark on there 5th date together. Mark then drops the card and heads downstairs and opens the door to the garage. He flicks on the light switch and starts to look around*
Mark Evil: **** someone stole...my...gas...can.....sonofabitch. She must of stolen the gas can...which had gas in it...which led to the burning of a cross in Joe's front yard. Allison Chainz is either a neo Nazi or what I have proven is that she is a racist.
*The phone rings in the garage. Mark answers it*
Mark Evil: Hello
Officer: Is this Mark Evil?
Mark Evil: Yes it is.
Officer: We arrested a man earlier today who was in the possession of a gas can with your name on it. He confessed to helping light the cross on fire in Joe Jefferson's yard. He also named a handful of people who helped him light the cross on fire and one of the names that came up was one Allison Chainz. He said that she told him that she was going out with you. Can you confirm this?
Mark Evil: Yes. She lives with me and we have been going out for about a month now.
Officer: Ok and since you had no knowing of the incident there will be no charges filed against you but we do have a warrant out for the arrest of Allison. Do you know where she is right now?
Mark Evil: No I don't. She is out shopping. I'm guessing she will home in a few hours. If you want to send your officers over to my house now then you can be ready to arrest her.
Officer: Ok Mark. We will send over a couple of squad cars over. Is there a possibility that we can park the cars in your garage so that she doesn't know we are there.
Mark Evil: Yeah, you can do that.
Officer: Thank you for your cooperation. I'm sorry that it had to come to this but she is a danger to society.
Mark Evil: I understand. It does make sense. I'm supposed to be debuting a new finishing maneuver this week. Guess what she called it.
Officer: I have no idea.
Mark Evil: The Final Solution.
Officer: She is sick. See you soon Mark.
Mark Evil: Ok
*Mark hangs up the phone and walks back into the house. Five minutes later the cops show up and they move there cars into Mark Evil's garage. A few more hours pass and Mark looks out the window and sees Allison's Panzer coming down the street. She runs over the mailbox and parks the tank sideways in the parking lot. Mark walks outside of the house and looks at the mailbox in disappointment*
Mark Evil: **** I loved that mailbox. Stupid bitch ran it over. Thank God she is going to jail.
*Allison then emerges from the tank*
Allison Chainz: What are you doing out here honey?
Mark Evil: Look at what you did to my mailbox.
*Allison then walks over to Mark and looks at the mailbox*
Allison Chainz: I'm sorry about the mailbox Mark. I'll get you a new one.
Mark Evil: Allison. This relationship is over.
Allison Chainz: What? Why?
Mark Evil: I found out that you are Neo Nazi. I can't have you around possibly ruining my reputation.
*Mark then points a remote at the garage and the garage door opens up. 10 cops are positioned behind there car with weapons drawn all pointing them at Allison*
Officer: Down on the ground Allison. You are coming with us.
*Allison gets on the ground. The head cop walks over to Allison still his gun pointed at her head*
Officer: Hand on your head.
*Allison put her hands on her head and the lead officer motions for another cop to come over and handcuff Allison. The 2nd cop comes over and cuffs her and drags her over to the cop car.*
Allison Chainz: Mark, are you going to help me get out of this?
Mark Evil: No and even if I wanted to help you they have enough stuff on you to lock you up for years.
Allison Chainz: Mark Evil! You are going to pay for this one day. When I get out of jail. I will kill you!
*Allison gets away from the cop but gets tazered by another one. It then takes 3 cops to tackle her and put her in the car. The first cop car leaves the scene and the head officer and Mark Evil shake hands. The officer then leaves and Mark Evil is left standing in the driveway of his home.*
Mark Evil: I need a vacation.
*Mark flips open his cell phone and pushes send*
Mark Evil: Jimmy, have the plane ready to fly in an hour. I'm going on a one day vacation before my match on Sunday.
Jimmy: Where will you be going sir?
Mark Evil: Sunnyvale, California
Jimmy: Very good sir. I'll have the plane ready.
*The scene fades out as Mark flips the phone closed*
*Enter Mark Evil sitting at his computer. A look of disgust appears on his face caused by him loosing the Heavyweight Championship number one contender ship match. He clicks on an email and the following video plays*
*The camera then focuses back on Mark's face. A smile has now overtaken his scowl. He even utters a small laugh. Mark then forwards the email to everyone in nCw. He hears Allison pull up outside. He goes out the front door to greet her. He then realizes that she is now driving a panzer tank.*
Mark Evil: Uh...Allison where did you get the Panzer at?
Allison Chainz: Its the one that crashed into the building a few weeks ago in Buffalo. You dropped the keys outside of it and I decided that I needed a new vehicle.
Mark Evil: Couldn't I have just bought you a new car.
Allison Chainz: Why should you have had to go all the trouble of getting me a new car when you spent all that money on this Panzer.
Mark Evil: Good Point.
*Mark then thinks about the video he just watched. Remembering that the guy in the video had a girlfriend who drove a Panzer. Mark just blows it off and doesn't worry about it*
Mark Evil: Could she be a Nazi? Nah it can't be. It all in my mind
*Mark then walks over to the Panzer and helps Allison bring in some groceries. Mark then notices a black mark on the back of Allison's neck.*
Mark Evil: Hmmm. I wonder what that is? I've never seen that before. Hey Allison, did you get a tattoo?
*Allison turns to Mark and with a nervous voice says*
Allison Chainz: Uh...no...
Mark Evil: Then what is that on your neck?
Allison Chainz: Oh...that...is...just some grease from the Panzer. I'll go clean that off.
*Allison then goes and runs up stairs*
Mark Evil: hmmm. She is acting really strange.
*When fast forward to later that night.*
Mark Evil: Hey babe. I'm going to bed. When are you coming up?
Allison Chainz: Later. I'm going out to do some stuff with a few people tonight.
Mark Evil: Ok. Don't stay out too late. Remember there are some pretty rough gang members around town.
Allison Chainz: I know there are but they are nothing compared to you. In fact the gang members are way tougher then Kristoff Liam Bates too.
Mark Evil: That is true. I'll see you in the morning.
Allison Chainz: Ok. Good Night.
*Allison kisses Mark on the forehead and leaves the room. Mark Evil falls asleep only to awake a few hours later to the smell of wood burning. Mark quickly gets out of bed and looks the window closest to his bed. He looks down the street and sees a burning cross in a neighbors yard. He turns around and sees Allison walking into the bed room. Mark looks at the clock*
Mark Evil: Are you just getting home?
Allison Chainz: No...me and my friends stopped to get food and I was just downstairs getting a glass of water. Why? Whats going on?
Mark Evil: Someone lit a cross on fire in the Jefferson's front yard. Run down stairs and call the fire department.
Allison Chainz: Ok.
*Allison runs out of the room and Mark Evil flips open his cell phone and calls the Jefferson's house phone*
Mark Evil: Hey Joe.
Joe Jefferson: Mark do you know what time it is?
Mark Evil: Yeah I do. Have you looked out your bedroom window?
Joe Jefferson: No. I've been sleeping.
Mark Evil: You might want to go look outside.
*Nothing is heard on either end of the phone for a few seconds. Suddenly Joe is heard again*
Joe Jefferson: Holy ****! Someone lit a cross on fire in my front yard. I better call the fire department.
Mark Evil: Joe don't worry about calling the fire department. Allison is already doing that. Joe are you there?
*Joe had dropped his phone and then ran outside and turns his hose on full blast and tries to put the fire out. About 10 minutes pass by the time the fire department and police arrive. The fire department puts the fire out and Mark puts on some clothes and walks over to Joe's house.*
Mark Evil: Hey Joe.
Joe Jefferson: Hey Mark. Thanks for calling me and letting me know about this. I never ever thought something like this would ever happen in this neighborhood.
Mark Evil: Yeah I know.
Officer: Joe, are you the owner of this house?
Joe Jefferson: Yes I am.
Officer: Well we think this is the work of either the Ku Klux Klan or Neo Nazis. Have you ever had a problem with people harassing you before this happened?
Joe Jefferson: No, never and I've lived her with my family for over 10 years and we have never had anything like this before.
Officer: Ok. Joe your next door neighbor said that they saw some people running away from your property and one of them was running with a can of gasoline. They also mentioned that they saw a young woman in her early to mid twenties running from the property.
Joe Jefferson: Mark thats strange. The description of that young woman sounds like Allison. Was she home all night?
Mark Evil: No. She said that she had some stuff to do with some of her friends tonight. Joe, you honestly don't think that Allison had anything to do with this do you?
Joe Jefferson: I don't know yet Mark. We will just have to wait until more evidence is found.
Mark Evil: Alright. Joe are we still on for lunch tomorrow?
Joe Jefferson: Yeah. Steve and Bill are also coming too.
Mark Evil: Alright. I'll see you tomorrow.
*Mark then heads back over to his house and goes back up to his room. When he gets there Allison is already in bed and a sleep. Mark puts on some shorts and gets into bed. Just before he falls asleep he moves Allison's hair from off of her neck. Mark is shocked at what he finds. He finds a swastika tattooed on her neck. Mark then gets up and goes down into his basement and folds out the hide-a-bed*
Mark Evil: Joe is never gonna believe this.
*The scene fades out and then fades back into a restaurant. Mark, Joe, Steve and Bill are all sitting at a table*
Mark Evil: I think Allison is a Nazi.
Joe: How do you figure that Mark.
Mark Evil: Well yesterday I noticed that she is driving a Panzer tank.
Bill: Isn't that the tanks the Nazis used in World War II?
Steve: Yeah.
Mark Evil: Then she went out to do stuff with her friends at 11 o'clock last night. Then when I woke up at 1 am. There was the burning cross in your yard Joe. Then when I went back to bed Allison was already fast asleep and I heard her mumble something like "I love the smell of burning crosses."
Bill: That could just be a coincidence since the probably one of the last things she saw last night was the remains of the cross in Joe's yard.
Mark Evil: She has a new tattoo.
Steve: So. Lots of people have tattoos these days. I mean Mark both your arms are covered in tattoos.
Mark Evil: She has a swastika tattooed on the back of her neck.
Joe, Steve, Bill: WHAT?!?!
Mark Evil: Yeah I saw a black mark on her neck yesterday afternoon and she said that it was grease from the Panzer and then when I went to bed last night I saw it and I moved her hair away and I saw it. I knew there was something strange about her. On our first actual date she said something but I wasn't sure what she said then she said something completely different.
*Flashback to Mark Evil and Allison Chainz first date*
*Mark looks at his watch. It's 7:20 pm. Allison is more then 20 minutes late*
Mark Evil: Jeez. Allison is already 20 minutes late for our first date. This is strange.
*Allison then shows up and sits down at the table. A Chinese waiter comes up to take there drink orders*
Waiter: What will you have.
Mark Evil: I'll have a Budweiser.
Waiter: And for you ma'am?
Allison Chainz: I'll have a white wine.
Waiter: I'm sorry ma'am. We don't have a white wine tonight. We wont have anymore until next week.
Allison Chainz: Then I'll have a jack and coke.
Waiter: I'll have your drinks out in a few minutes.
Mark Evil: Thanks
*The waiter walks away*
Allison Chainz: Stupid chink.
Mark Evil: What did you say?
*Allison then whispers "White Power to herself but Mark sorta hears what she said*
Mark Evil: Did you just say "White Power?"
Allison Chainz: No I said white flour. As in I hope that they use white flour for the breading of the wantons.
*The Flashback ends and the scene fades back to the four men*
Mark Evil: How did I not realize that she was racist?
Joe: I don't know. I wonder how many years in jail an arson term can carry?
Mark Evil: I'm guessing quite some time. Guys I got to run home and check out some stuff. If I find more stuff that proves my suspicions then I'll call the cops. I'll see you all later.
*Mark tosses some money on the table and leaves. Mark then goes up to his room when he arrives home. The first thing he looks at his all of Allison's dresses. He looks at the tags*
Mark Evil: Jesus Christ! They all have SS on them and they are all made in Germany. *** damn how could I be so stupid.
*Mark then opens up the drawer of the night stand by his bed and finds a card that Mark got from Allison. He reads through it and finds a line that is written in German. Mark then opens up his laptop and goes to google.com. He enters the text in the search bar and the first thing that comes up is the book Mein Kampf..*
Mark Evil: She quoted Mein Kampf in our 5th anniversary card.
*The card was given to Mark on there 5th date together. Mark then drops the card and heads downstairs and opens the door to the garage. He flicks on the light switch and starts to look around*
Mark Evil: **** someone stole...my...gas...can.....sonofabitch. She must of stolen the gas can...which had gas in it...which led to the burning of a cross in Joe's front yard. Allison Chainz is either a neo Nazi or what I have proven is that she is a racist.
*The phone rings in the garage. Mark answers it*
Mark Evil: Hello
Officer: Is this Mark Evil?
Mark Evil: Yes it is.
Officer: We arrested a man earlier today who was in the possession of a gas can with your name on it. He confessed to helping light the cross on fire in Joe Jefferson's yard. He also named a handful of people who helped him light the cross on fire and one of the names that came up was one Allison Chainz. He said that she told him that she was going out with you. Can you confirm this?
Mark Evil: Yes. She lives with me and we have been going out for about a month now.
Officer: Ok and since you had no knowing of the incident there will be no charges filed against you but we do have a warrant out for the arrest of Allison. Do you know where she is right now?
Mark Evil: No I don't. She is out shopping. I'm guessing she will home in a few hours. If you want to send your officers over to my house now then you can be ready to arrest her.
Officer: Ok Mark. We will send over a couple of squad cars over. Is there a possibility that we can park the cars in your garage so that she doesn't know we are there.
Mark Evil: Yeah, you can do that.
Officer: Thank you for your cooperation. I'm sorry that it had to come to this but she is a danger to society.
Mark Evil: I understand. It does make sense. I'm supposed to be debuting a new finishing maneuver this week. Guess what she called it.
Officer: I have no idea.
Mark Evil: The Final Solution.
Officer: She is sick. See you soon Mark.
Mark Evil: Ok
*Mark hangs up the phone and walks back into the house. Five minutes later the cops show up and they move there cars into Mark Evil's garage. A few more hours pass and Mark looks out the window and sees Allison's Panzer coming down the street. She runs over the mailbox and parks the tank sideways in the parking lot. Mark walks outside of the house and looks at the mailbox in disappointment*
Mark Evil: **** I loved that mailbox. Stupid bitch ran it over. Thank God she is going to jail.
*Allison then emerges from the tank*
Allison Chainz: What are you doing out here honey?
Mark Evil: Look at what you did to my mailbox.
*Allison then walks over to Mark and looks at the mailbox*
Allison Chainz: I'm sorry about the mailbox Mark. I'll get you a new one.
Mark Evil: Allison. This relationship is over.
Allison Chainz: What? Why?
Mark Evil: I found out that you are Neo Nazi. I can't have you around possibly ruining my reputation.
*Mark then points a remote at the garage and the garage door opens up. 10 cops are positioned behind there car with weapons drawn all pointing them at Allison*
Officer: Down on the ground Allison. You are coming with us.
*Allison gets on the ground. The head cop walks over to Allison still his gun pointed at her head*
Officer: Hand on your head.
*Allison put her hands on her head and the lead officer motions for another cop to come over and handcuff Allison. The 2nd cop comes over and cuffs her and drags her over to the cop car.*
Allison Chainz: Mark, are you going to help me get out of this?
Mark Evil: No and even if I wanted to help you they have enough stuff on you to lock you up for years.
Allison Chainz: Mark Evil! You are going to pay for this one day. When I get out of jail. I will kill you!
*Allison gets away from the cop but gets tazered by another one. It then takes 3 cops to tackle her and put her in the car. The first cop car leaves the scene and the head officer and Mark Evil shake hands. The officer then leaves and Mark Evil is left standing in the driveway of his home.*
Mark Evil: I need a vacation.
*Mark flips open his cell phone and pushes send*
Mark Evil: Jimmy, have the plane ready to fly in an hour. I'm going on a one day vacation before my match on Sunday.
Jimmy: Where will you be going sir?
Mark Evil: Sunnyvale, California
Jimmy: Very good sir. I'll have the plane ready.
*The scene fades out as Mark flips the phone closed*