Post by Joe Everyman on Mar 21, 2009 19:00:10 GMT -6
The scene opens up in a huge green field in the middle of no where. No movement can be seen except for the wind blowing the grass. Then, suddenly, the ground cracks open and a huge, green pipe shoots out of the ground. It then fires two people out of it, who slam into the ground. The camera then zooms on the two, one wearing red, one wearing green.
Joe Everyman: Jesus that hurt!
Scotty Callaway: Yeah, it did...wait, where the hell are we?
Joe and Scotty both stand up and look around.
Joe Everyman: I have no idea...but this place is huge.
Scotty Callaway: Hey, uh, Joe...what are you wearing?
Joe looks down, and is shocked by what he's wearing. He's wearing a bright red shirt, and blue overalls, complete with a weird red hat and brown boots.
Joe Everyman: What...the hell? Scotty, you're wearing the exact same.
Scotty looks down, to see he's wearing the exact same as Joe, but in green instead of red.
Scotty Callaway: Um...doesn't this seem familiar to you at all?
Joe Everyman: What do you mean?
Scotty Callaway: I mean...a giant green pipe? Our clothes? This land...I think we're in...in...
Joe Everyman: In what?
Scotty's face turns ghostly white and Joe flips around to see what Scotty sees. Joe sees a black rider on a horse running towards Joe and Scotty with a huge greatsword drawn. Joe and Scotty both hit the ground as the rider blows past them. After a few seconds, another rider, in green, runs past them, following the original rider.
Scotty Callaway: I think we're in a video game.
Joe Everyman: I think you might be right. Was that Link?
Scotty Callaway: I think so...this is so weird!
As soon as Scotty finishes talking, a Warthog speeds by him and Joe and drives off in the same direction as before.
Joe Everyman: Was that a Warthog from Halo?
Scotty Callaway: I think so...I guess it's not just Nintendo characters. I guess it's everyone.
Joe Everyman: Well...I guess we better follow those guys.
Scotty Callaway: Guess so.
Joe and Scotty then start walking off into the direction everyone else was going. After a few minutes of walking, a faint castle can be seen off in the distance.
Joe Everyman: See that castle? I think we need to go that way.
Scotty Callaway: I think you're right...god that's a ways out there.
Joe Everyman: Yeah, but this is a video game, right? I think if I try hard enough...I can...
POOF!
Joe's huge Panzer IV is sitting next to them, and Joe and Scotty quickly get in and drive towards the castle. Along the way, they see other random video game characters, such as Sonic, Kirby, Kratos, Cloud and other assorted people. As Joe and Scotty roll closer to the castle, they stop at a small base camp outside of the castle ground. Joe gets out to ask some questions.
Joe Everyman: Um...excuse me? Can anyone here help me?
Joe starts looking around, but nobody helps Joe. Joe's expression changes, and he walks back to the Panzer. But then, A large hand grabs Joe's shoulder, and stops him. Joe turns around to a huge bull-man.
Cairne Bloodhoof: Hello young one.
Joe Everyman: Who...or, what are you?
Cairne Bloodhoof: I am Cairne, chieftain of the Bloodhoof Tauren. I have heard much about you.
Joe Everyman: You...have?
Cairne Bloodhoof: Yes, your tales across the Mushroom Kingdom have been legendary.
Joe kind of laughs to himself and starts walking back to the Panzer.
Scotty Callaway: Hey Joe, who was that?
Joe Everyman: Some guy names Cairne...he's...odd.
Scotty Callaway: Seems like it...so come on, let's get going!
Joe Everyman: Going where?
Scotty Callaway: Towards the castle. Something good is in there, and we must have it!
Joe Everyman: Ok, let's go!
Joe jumps back into the Panzer as they speed towards the huge castle.
The scene transitions to a huge meeting room inside the tallest tower in the castle. Sitting around the table are Darth Vader, Illidan Stormrage, Sephiroth, Mike Tyson, among other evil beings. Standing at the end of the table, are two semi-familiar faces, but are oddly different.
Robser: This is an outrage! You hear me, an outrage!
Robser, who looks very similar to Bowser, is pacing up and down the table, looking at the other villains.
Honchandorf: I believe what Robser is trying to say, is that we cannot allow these ingrates to invade the castle.
Robser: They cannot capture the princess. They just can't! I worked too damn hard and too damn long to let Mario and his little buddies steal her away again!
Honchandorf gets Robser to sit down in his seat, and he begins to pace up and down.
Honchandorf: Ok men, even if they were able to break in, we have some of our strongest soldiers guarding the Princess' chamber. There is nothing to worry about...
Just then, a random Koopa Troopa runs up to Honchandorf and hands him a note. Honchandorf reads the letter then drops it.
Honchandorf: God dammit...
Robser: What?!
BAM!!
The Panzer fires it PaK 40 and blows down the front gate of the castle. Joe then pops open the top and sticks his head out as they drive inside the castle.
Scotty Callaway: Where do we go now?
Joe then looks around, and sees a sign that reads "To The Princess".
Joe Everyman: I think I found it. Go north!
The Panzer begins driving north bound. They come up the hallway. After a while, they hear the sounds of a battle raging on. They turn the corner, and come along a battle. Ash, with Pikachu, are fighting off against Kerrigan and a small band of Zerg warriors. Pikachu is firing lightning bolts at Kerrigan, who is deflecting them all. Kerrigan finally swings her blade and hits the Pikachu against the wall, who isn't moving.
Joe Everyman: Holy crap...I didn't think Pokemon could die.
Scotty Callaway: I guess anything can happen here.
Ash then runs out of the room, leaving Kerrigan and the Zerg against Joe, Scotty and their tank. The stare down is breathtaking. Joe then closes the hatch and fires a shot towards the Zerg. The blast hits Kerrigan in the chest and blows Zerg matter everywhere. After the smoke clears, Joe opens the hatch and looks out again.
Joe Everyman: Wow, Kerrigan was not as hard as she is in the games.
Scotty Callaway: That's perfect. But...what's behind that door?
Joe Everyman: I don't know...but I'll go check.
Joe then gets out of the Panzer and walks up to the door. He slowly opens it up and looks inside. The room is completely empty of people, except for a few chairs and tables sitting around. Joe then sees a moving bag in the corner. Joe walks up to it and drags it out into the middle of the room. He hears what he thinks is a voice inside. He then slowly opens it up.
Joe Everyman: There better not be something horrible in here.
Joe finishes opening the bag, and a single person is inside. It's everybody's favorite, Toad! Joe tilts his head to the side, as Toad begins to speak.
Toad: Thank you Mario....but our princess is in another castle!
Joe looks at him, and drops to his knees.
Joe Everyman: Noooooooooo!!!!
Joe then drops his head to the floor as the scene fades out.
Joe Everyman: Jesus that hurt!
Scotty Callaway: Yeah, it did...wait, where the hell are we?
Joe and Scotty both stand up and look around.
Joe Everyman: I have no idea...but this place is huge.
Scotty Callaway: Hey, uh, Joe...what are you wearing?
Joe looks down, and is shocked by what he's wearing. He's wearing a bright red shirt, and blue overalls, complete with a weird red hat and brown boots.
Joe Everyman: What...the hell? Scotty, you're wearing the exact same.
Scotty looks down, to see he's wearing the exact same as Joe, but in green instead of red.
Scotty Callaway: Um...doesn't this seem familiar to you at all?
Joe Everyman: What do you mean?
Scotty Callaway: I mean...a giant green pipe? Our clothes? This land...I think we're in...in...
Joe Everyman: In what?
Scotty's face turns ghostly white and Joe flips around to see what Scotty sees. Joe sees a black rider on a horse running towards Joe and Scotty with a huge greatsword drawn. Joe and Scotty both hit the ground as the rider blows past them. After a few seconds, another rider, in green, runs past them, following the original rider.
Scotty Callaway: I think we're in a video game.
Joe Everyman: I think you might be right. Was that Link?
Scotty Callaway: I think so...this is so weird!
As soon as Scotty finishes talking, a Warthog speeds by him and Joe and drives off in the same direction as before.
Joe Everyman: Was that a Warthog from Halo?
Scotty Callaway: I think so...I guess it's not just Nintendo characters. I guess it's everyone.
Joe Everyman: Well...I guess we better follow those guys.
Scotty Callaway: Guess so.
Joe and Scotty then start walking off into the direction everyone else was going. After a few minutes of walking, a faint castle can be seen off in the distance.
Joe Everyman: See that castle? I think we need to go that way.
Scotty Callaway: I think you're right...god that's a ways out there.
Joe Everyman: Yeah, but this is a video game, right? I think if I try hard enough...I can...
POOF!
Joe's huge Panzer IV is sitting next to them, and Joe and Scotty quickly get in and drive towards the castle. Along the way, they see other random video game characters, such as Sonic, Kirby, Kratos, Cloud and other assorted people. As Joe and Scotty roll closer to the castle, they stop at a small base camp outside of the castle ground. Joe gets out to ask some questions.
Joe Everyman: Um...excuse me? Can anyone here help me?
Joe starts looking around, but nobody helps Joe. Joe's expression changes, and he walks back to the Panzer. But then, A large hand grabs Joe's shoulder, and stops him. Joe turns around to a huge bull-man.
Cairne Bloodhoof: Hello young one.
Joe Everyman: Who...or, what are you?
Cairne Bloodhoof: I am Cairne, chieftain of the Bloodhoof Tauren. I have heard much about you.
Joe Everyman: You...have?
Cairne Bloodhoof: Yes, your tales across the Mushroom Kingdom have been legendary.
Joe kind of laughs to himself and starts walking back to the Panzer.
Scotty Callaway: Hey Joe, who was that?
Joe Everyman: Some guy names Cairne...he's...odd.
Scotty Callaway: Seems like it...so come on, let's get going!
Joe Everyman: Going where?
Scotty Callaway: Towards the castle. Something good is in there, and we must have it!
Joe Everyman: Ok, let's go!
Joe jumps back into the Panzer as they speed towards the huge castle.
The scene transitions to a huge meeting room inside the tallest tower in the castle. Sitting around the table are Darth Vader, Illidan Stormrage, Sephiroth, Mike Tyson, among other evil beings. Standing at the end of the table, are two semi-familiar faces, but are oddly different.
Robser: This is an outrage! You hear me, an outrage!
Robser, who looks very similar to Bowser, is pacing up and down the table, looking at the other villains.
Honchandorf: I believe what Robser is trying to say, is that we cannot allow these ingrates to invade the castle.
Robser: They cannot capture the princess. They just can't! I worked too damn hard and too damn long to let Mario and his little buddies steal her away again!
Honchandorf gets Robser to sit down in his seat, and he begins to pace up and down.
Honchandorf: Ok men, even if they were able to break in, we have some of our strongest soldiers guarding the Princess' chamber. There is nothing to worry about...
Just then, a random Koopa Troopa runs up to Honchandorf and hands him a note. Honchandorf reads the letter then drops it.
Honchandorf: God dammit...
Robser: What?!
BAM!!
The Panzer fires it PaK 40 and blows down the front gate of the castle. Joe then pops open the top and sticks his head out as they drive inside the castle.
Scotty Callaway: Where do we go now?
Joe then looks around, and sees a sign that reads "To The Princess".
Joe Everyman: I think I found it. Go north!
The Panzer begins driving north bound. They come up the hallway. After a while, they hear the sounds of a battle raging on. They turn the corner, and come along a battle. Ash, with Pikachu, are fighting off against Kerrigan and a small band of Zerg warriors. Pikachu is firing lightning bolts at Kerrigan, who is deflecting them all. Kerrigan finally swings her blade and hits the Pikachu against the wall, who isn't moving.
Joe Everyman: Holy crap...I didn't think Pokemon could die.
Scotty Callaway: I guess anything can happen here.
Ash then runs out of the room, leaving Kerrigan and the Zerg against Joe, Scotty and their tank. The stare down is breathtaking. Joe then closes the hatch and fires a shot towards the Zerg. The blast hits Kerrigan in the chest and blows Zerg matter everywhere. After the smoke clears, Joe opens the hatch and looks out again.
Joe Everyman: Wow, Kerrigan was not as hard as she is in the games.
Scotty Callaway: That's perfect. But...what's behind that door?
Joe Everyman: I don't know...but I'll go check.
Joe then gets out of the Panzer and walks up to the door. He slowly opens it up and looks inside. The room is completely empty of people, except for a few chairs and tables sitting around. Joe then sees a moving bag in the corner. Joe walks up to it and drags it out into the middle of the room. He hears what he thinks is a voice inside. He then slowly opens it up.
Joe Everyman: There better not be something horrible in here.
Joe finishes opening the bag, and a single person is inside. It's everybody's favorite, Toad! Joe tilts his head to the side, as Toad begins to speak.
Toad: Thank you Mario....but our princess is in another castle!
Joe looks at him, and drops to his knees.
Joe Everyman: Noooooooooo!!!!
Joe then drops his head to the floor as the scene fades out.