Post by Rob Diamond on Jul 3, 2009 23:27:03 GMT -6
( We open our scene very simply, a red background, and Rob Diamond, seated on a stool, his head down. )
Rob Diamond: You know what X, your right, I was there for allot of your past. I saw you battle Angel, I saw you bleed over the X-Division Title, I saw you "go to war" as you say for nothing more than your pride. I saw it X, every defining moment of your career to date, because I was right there behind you in Social Distortion.
( Rob looks up a little, through his hair and smiles. )
Rob Diamond: I had a great vantage point from behind you Xavier, I got to see everything you did, how you did it and why. I saw every last fiber and detail of the path you blazed through nCw, right up until Social Distortion imploded because of Spike Kane's ego. Do you want to know what I saw Xavier? Do you want to know where my hatred for you was born? I'll tell you.
( Rob pushes his hair back. )
Rob Diamond: About 14 months ago a stable came together, a stable whose main purpose was to run Angel, my brother in law, out of this company. Spike Kane was afraid of Angel, he saw in him, and still does, his better, a man who's career would over shadow his own, so Spike targeted him. But Spike knew alone he was no match for Angel, so he took a look around nCw and found two men who had been scorned by Angel in the past. He found you and he found me. He saw in you a man who was blood thirsty for success, a man who Angel destroyed in a match with then leader of the AOTR Brad Kane and Lance Ryan. He saw you wanted pay back, he saw you wanted your shot. He offered you that and more Xavier. He offered you his coat tails, so that you could finally rise up in nCw and actually matter to more people than your wife.
( The Rob smirks. )
Rob Diamond: Don't get me wrong X, he made the same offer to me. While you were being over shadowed by Angel, I was living in his shadow. He and Shelly were constantly on my back, riding me into the ground. When Spike made his offer I nearly **** myself that someone like Spike would even talk to me. Like you I joined up with him and it too became my mission to crush Angel.
( The Rob thinks about buying some Pepsi after this promo. )
Rob Diamond: It was during this time that my hatred for you began X. I watched, I listened, I saw what you did to get ahead. I watched as you basically sucked Spike off in between every commercial break, boosting that sack of craps ego every chance you got. I watched as WE screwed Angel out of TWO x-division title runs, all to make you look better. I watched Xavier, as every accomplishment you EVER earned was handed to you. Your first X title win was because if Angel touched anyone that wasn't you, HE LOST! Your second win came when Manson THREW Angel off the Tron. Your world title win came when PRICE cost Steve Awesome the match. EVERY SINGLE THING YOU HAVE WAS HANDED TO YOU!
( Rob jumps up off the stool, panting. )
Rob Diamond: And you want to tell me about blood, sweat and tears? You want to tell me what you did to get ahead? A shot in the mouth in exchange for the x-division title isn't something to brag about Xavier. Me on the other hand... Well I've done allot of things I'm not proud of, put up with allot of bull, I've over come more obstacles than you will ever know, and do you for a second see me complain about them? No. I've been the bitch, I've been the puppet, I've been the punching bag and I've been the god darn clown of this company from the moment I got here, all the while you used every color advantage you could to get ahead. Do I fault you for taking advantage? Yes. Would I of done the same thing in your position? We'll never know. What we do know is Sunday, I get in the ring with Xavier Williams and two other rejects. Sunday I get my chance, like I did against Falcon and the Ace, to prove I'm better than you. Your out of friends X, your out of fans, and Sunday your all out of luck. Now do us both a favor and shut the F up.
( Rob takes a seat again. )
Rob Diamond: As for Shaddix, well to be honest with you kid, I think I'm pretty damn hilarious. I mean who doesn't like a good impression, right? Apparently you, because your all scowly face and throwing a temper tantrum, by the way, how's that hand feel after punching a brick wall? What are you stupid? Do you wanna break your hand two days before an ASSAULT X MATCH! You know, where the belt hangs in the center of two ropes about fifteen feet or so above the ring and you have to climb, monkey bar style to it, unstrap it and get it down? I mean, you do know the rules of the match right? Allot of good a broken hand is gonna do you there you friggin tard. Why don't you just paint a giant bullseye on the cast?
( Captain Rob slaps his head like he just remembered something. )
Rob Diamond: Oh, thats right, you don't care if you win the title you've been trying to earn a shot at all month, as long as you shut me up? Well guess what compadre, lie through your teeth all you want, just like everything else you say, I'm not listening, it's just not worth my time. Just know this, if you really wanna make this match easier for me to win, go right ahead and injure another part of your body and I'll make sure to target the living hell out of it. Because I'm coming right for that hand playa, and I'm gonna make damn sure you won't get anywhere near that title.
( Rob does something that kills a few seconds but I'm not going to tell you what because describing what he does is really a waste of time... )
Rob Diamond: What this all boils down to is this. The three of you are in this match to make me look good. See, I'm the Xtreme American Dream, everything everyone ever aspires to be. Sunday, is my shot to cap off what has been a great month of June with my first major title win in this company or any other. It is the first step toward my ultimate goal of becoming the figure head of nCw, like Adam Knite is now. I am the future of nCw, I am the one you all want to beat, and I am going to be the X-Division Champion. The fact that there isn't a damn thing you can do about it, well that is the real joke right there.
( With that we fade to black. Oh, Rob didn't forget to say anything to Hammond, it's just that Hammond is pretty much a giant tool bag, and to be honest his whole little routine of making fun of himself and his opponents is old, and to be honest Rob just doesn't feel like giving the guy any material. So yeah, sorry Hammond, your gonna have to work with whatever you have. )
( PS: Which to be honest will probably just be some lame ass promo where the clown drives around in some old ass muscle car cracking random, yet pretty funny jokes, all the while trying to make himself out to be some sort of underdog. Well let me tell you Hammy, its not funny anymore. Why don't you go out and do something interesting, like that Bates guy, he's always got something cool going on with his life. Watching a Bates promo is like watching any show on the CW network, chalk full of teenage angst and drama, now thats how you cut a promo. Why don't you do something like Hammond adopts a puppy but it turns out his wife is deathly allergic to puppies and Hammy has to decide whats more important, his wife or his new found Yorkshire Terrier? That'd be a sweet three piece promo fit for pre pay per view hype. )
( PSS: By the way, that whole puppy idea is covered under the copyright law of each an every Rob Diamond promo, so get your own ideas jacko. )
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Diamond Is The Man INC.
Rob Diamond: You know what X, your right, I was there for allot of your past. I saw you battle Angel, I saw you bleed over the X-Division Title, I saw you "go to war" as you say for nothing more than your pride. I saw it X, every defining moment of your career to date, because I was right there behind you in Social Distortion.
( Rob looks up a little, through his hair and smiles. )
Rob Diamond: I had a great vantage point from behind you Xavier, I got to see everything you did, how you did it and why. I saw every last fiber and detail of the path you blazed through nCw, right up until Social Distortion imploded because of Spike Kane's ego. Do you want to know what I saw Xavier? Do you want to know where my hatred for you was born? I'll tell you.
( Rob pushes his hair back. )
Rob Diamond: About 14 months ago a stable came together, a stable whose main purpose was to run Angel, my brother in law, out of this company. Spike Kane was afraid of Angel, he saw in him, and still does, his better, a man who's career would over shadow his own, so Spike targeted him. But Spike knew alone he was no match for Angel, so he took a look around nCw and found two men who had been scorned by Angel in the past. He found you and he found me. He saw in you a man who was blood thirsty for success, a man who Angel destroyed in a match with then leader of the AOTR Brad Kane and Lance Ryan. He saw you wanted pay back, he saw you wanted your shot. He offered you that and more Xavier. He offered you his coat tails, so that you could finally rise up in nCw and actually matter to more people than your wife.
( The Rob smirks. )
Rob Diamond: Don't get me wrong X, he made the same offer to me. While you were being over shadowed by Angel, I was living in his shadow. He and Shelly were constantly on my back, riding me into the ground. When Spike made his offer I nearly **** myself that someone like Spike would even talk to me. Like you I joined up with him and it too became my mission to crush Angel.
( The Rob thinks about buying some Pepsi after this promo. )
Rob Diamond: It was during this time that my hatred for you began X. I watched, I listened, I saw what you did to get ahead. I watched as you basically sucked Spike off in between every commercial break, boosting that sack of craps ego every chance you got. I watched as WE screwed Angel out of TWO x-division title runs, all to make you look better. I watched Xavier, as every accomplishment you EVER earned was handed to you. Your first X title win was because if Angel touched anyone that wasn't you, HE LOST! Your second win came when Manson THREW Angel off the Tron. Your world title win came when PRICE cost Steve Awesome the match. EVERY SINGLE THING YOU HAVE WAS HANDED TO YOU!
( Rob jumps up off the stool, panting. )
Rob Diamond: And you want to tell me about blood, sweat and tears? You want to tell me what you did to get ahead? A shot in the mouth in exchange for the x-division title isn't something to brag about Xavier. Me on the other hand... Well I've done allot of things I'm not proud of, put up with allot of bull, I've over come more obstacles than you will ever know, and do you for a second see me complain about them? No. I've been the bitch, I've been the puppet, I've been the punching bag and I've been the god darn clown of this company from the moment I got here, all the while you used every color advantage you could to get ahead. Do I fault you for taking advantage? Yes. Would I of done the same thing in your position? We'll never know. What we do know is Sunday, I get in the ring with Xavier Williams and two other rejects. Sunday I get my chance, like I did against Falcon and the Ace, to prove I'm better than you. Your out of friends X, your out of fans, and Sunday your all out of luck. Now do us both a favor and shut the F up.
( Rob takes a seat again. )
Rob Diamond: As for Shaddix, well to be honest with you kid, I think I'm pretty damn hilarious. I mean who doesn't like a good impression, right? Apparently you, because your all scowly face and throwing a temper tantrum, by the way, how's that hand feel after punching a brick wall? What are you stupid? Do you wanna break your hand two days before an ASSAULT X MATCH! You know, where the belt hangs in the center of two ropes about fifteen feet or so above the ring and you have to climb, monkey bar style to it, unstrap it and get it down? I mean, you do know the rules of the match right? Allot of good a broken hand is gonna do you there you friggin tard. Why don't you just paint a giant bullseye on the cast?
( Captain Rob slaps his head like he just remembered something. )
Rob Diamond: Oh, thats right, you don't care if you win the title you've been trying to earn a shot at all month, as long as you shut me up? Well guess what compadre, lie through your teeth all you want, just like everything else you say, I'm not listening, it's just not worth my time. Just know this, if you really wanna make this match easier for me to win, go right ahead and injure another part of your body and I'll make sure to target the living hell out of it. Because I'm coming right for that hand playa, and I'm gonna make damn sure you won't get anywhere near that title.
( Rob does something that kills a few seconds but I'm not going to tell you what because describing what he does is really a waste of time... )
Rob Diamond: What this all boils down to is this. The three of you are in this match to make me look good. See, I'm the Xtreme American Dream, everything everyone ever aspires to be. Sunday, is my shot to cap off what has been a great month of June with my first major title win in this company or any other. It is the first step toward my ultimate goal of becoming the figure head of nCw, like Adam Knite is now. I am the future of nCw, I am the one you all want to beat, and I am going to be the X-Division Champion. The fact that there isn't a damn thing you can do about it, well that is the real joke right there.
( With that we fade to black. Oh, Rob didn't forget to say anything to Hammond, it's just that Hammond is pretty much a giant tool bag, and to be honest his whole little routine of making fun of himself and his opponents is old, and to be honest Rob just doesn't feel like giving the guy any material. So yeah, sorry Hammond, your gonna have to work with whatever you have. )
( PS: Which to be honest will probably just be some lame ass promo where the clown drives around in some old ass muscle car cracking random, yet pretty funny jokes, all the while trying to make himself out to be some sort of underdog. Well let me tell you Hammy, its not funny anymore. Why don't you go out and do something interesting, like that Bates guy, he's always got something cool going on with his life. Watching a Bates promo is like watching any show on the CW network, chalk full of teenage angst and drama, now thats how you cut a promo. Why don't you do something like Hammond adopts a puppy but it turns out his wife is deathly allergic to puppies and Hammy has to decide whats more important, his wife or his new found Yorkshire Terrier? That'd be a sweet three piece promo fit for pre pay per view hype. )
( PSS: By the way, that whole puppy idea is covered under the copyright law of each an every Rob Diamond promo, so get your own ideas jacko. )
Copyright 2009
Diamond Is The Man INC.