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Post by Angel on May 17, 2008 20:36:33 GMT -6
You son of a bitch....
Angel runs in. Joe looks at him
Angel: Give it.
Joe: No.
Angel: Look, your in the group, but give me the belt.
Joe: I lost mine, I'm keeping it.
Angel: Me too.
Joe: So we're at a em pass.
Angel: No.
Angel clocks Joe with brass knucks and pins.
ONE! TWO! THREE!
Angel: Twenty three time champion. Sorry pal. i did ask... Wait I didn't ask nicely, **** it.
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Post by tylerjacobs on May 20, 2008 3:15:18 GMT -6
*Tyler runs Angel over in his new Porsche and pins.*
1.....................2.....................3!!
New Hardcore Champion, Tyler Jacobs.
*Tyler drives away laughing*
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Post by Angel on May 20, 2008 5:39:07 GMT -6
Tyler is driving away in his car when... He turns the radio on. He goes to adjust the mirror when...
"ASSHOLE!!!!!"
Tyler: Is that... Angel?
Tyler turns around to see Angel following him on a broom stick. Angel flies over the top of the car, turns around, jumps off the broom stick, then throws it like a javeline through Tyler's windshield. Tyler narrowly misses the broom stick as he swerves into a telephone poll Angel walks over slowly, Tyler falls out of the car.
Angel: I've got you my pretty, and the hard core title too...
Tyler: I... hate... you...
Angel: Splah...
Angel stiff kicks Tyler in the temple and pins him.
1,2,3!
Angel grabs the belt, summons his broom stick and flies away...
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Falcon
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Post by Falcon on May 24, 2008 16:52:05 GMT -6
*Away from that, Falcon sits on top of a tree branch with a bucket next to him. Just waiting, and whistling. Angel flies by on his broomstick all happy noy with the title in his hands. Falcon stands up and empties the bucket of water on Angel as he flies by.*
*sizzle*
Angel: Ahhhhh!!!
*Angel falls to the ground, writhing in pain. Falcon hops down, still whistling and pins him.*
1...2...3..!
*Falcon grabs the title, hops on a Segway and slowly drives away, still whistling. What you ask.?*
We're off to see the wizard...
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Post by Angel on May 24, 2008 19:44:22 GMT -6
Falcon is slowly making his escape when out of nowhere he gets clocked with the blunt end of an axe. Falcon falls to the ground. The tinman steps out, laughing. Angel runs in and pins Falcon.
One, Two, Three!
Angel: That's right, Tinman's my bitch. And FYI, I'm not a witch dumbass.
Angel and the Tinman run off.
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Post by Dante Cross on May 26, 2008 1:14:18 GMT -6
Trent appears and quickly powers up to Super Saiyan 2 and begins to power up a Chou-Kamehameha Wave, and fires it Angel, it misses and kills Falcon again...
Dammit, why can't I ever beat Angel?
Angel not wanting to be outshined....turns into Ghost Rider and gives Trent the Penace Stare, however it has no effect on Trent, because he truely feels he is right in everything he does, rendering the move Powerless....Trent is about to turn into a Dragon and give Angel the Super Dragon Fist, when suddenly Safety Dance begins to play..
Trent looks around for several moments, and them both him and Angel end up doing the Safety Dance, after it's done, Trent forgets why he came here, and flies off to not return to this thread for another 2 months.
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Reckoning
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Post by Reckoning on May 26, 2008 10:01:36 GMT -6
*Does something awesome to Angel, then pins him 1....2.....3.*
NOTE: Writer's block.
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Post by Angel on May 26, 2008 22:22:18 GMT -6
Angel grabs Reckoning in a school boy, ala Falcon.
1,2,3.
Runs off. Better writer's block.
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Chris Kahne
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Branigan's Law is like Branigan's Love, hard and fast!
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Post by Chris Kahne on May 29, 2008 21:33:55 GMT -6
*Joe pins Angel* Even better writer's block
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Reckoning
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Post by Reckoning on May 31, 2008 7:56:29 GMT -6
*Wins*
Best writer's block.
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Post by Angel on May 31, 2008 12:19:52 GMT -6
THREE!
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Chris Kahne
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Post by Chris Kahne on Jun 29, 2008 4:01:20 GMT -6
Joe runs in and greases Angel with a steel chair, covers. ONE...TWO...THREE!
Joe Everyman: Woo, twice now...you will not hold it for a full month!
Joe runs off
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Post by Angel on Jul 5, 2008 22:00:42 GMT -6
Everyman slips on a well placed banana peel, falling flat on his face. When he goes to get up Angel conviently runs in and nails a bulldog and the pin.
1, 2, 3!
28 TIMES!!!!
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Post by defunctlies on Jul 6, 2008 9:15:35 GMT -6
Jack Hammond sics an actual bulldog on Angel, followed by a rottwieller. Suddenly the camera cuts to a bunch of security guards running somewhere, then a sudden cut to the crowd.
...that's it.
But then Jack covers a mauled Angel, 1-2-3!
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Post by Angel on Aug 31, 2008 7:46:28 GMT -6
Angel gets up and notices that Hammond hasn't run away yet. Hammond is just staring at the belt like some sort of dazed and confused child. Angel taps him on the shoulder.
Jack: Yeah?
Angel: 29.
Jack: What?
Angel kicks Hammond right in the balls and hits him with an evenflow DDT before pinning him.
1,2,3
Angel gets up and grabs the belt. He reaches into his pants a pulls out three feet of hot dog links and drops them on top of Jack as the hounds make their way back around. Angel smiles then gets the F out of there.
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Carl Cage
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The Essence Of Egotism!!!
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Post by Carl Cage on Aug 31, 2008 9:24:52 GMT -6
As Angel is running off with the belt Deathstalker hit's him with a spear.
Looks at him and laughs.
Then hit's the standing shooting star splash and pin's him.
1...2...3
Deathstalker win's the belt and makes a quick exit on his Harlay Davidson.
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Post by Xavier Williams on Aug 31, 2008 15:05:02 GMT -6
*before Deathstalker can get away he is shot right between the eyes, we pan to see Xavier standing with his sniper rifle*
Xavier: Meh
*he goes to collect his money, when suddenly he is rushed by 2 goon
Random Chorus: Oh No! Oh No! Oh Nooooooooo! Oh No You Didnt! Sucka tried to play me, but you never paid me ever Oh No You Didnt!
*grabs Sawed Off Shotgun and goes into the forest of Venezuela.*
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Post by Angel on Aug 31, 2008 16:33:03 GMT -6
Angel gets up.
Angel: Huh, Xavier actually helped me.
Angel pins Carl's dead body.
1,2,3
Angel: I should really be nicer to him now... NAH!!!
Fade out.
30 YATA!
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Post by defunctlies on Sept 2, 2008 11:09:41 GMT -6
Fade in on Angel with his belt, smiling. Suddenly, there's a honking and a speeding bus charges into shot, seemingly running the 30 times Hardcore Champ down...but as the dust settles, Angel is left coughing and blinking, looking confused.
Suddenly, more vehicles speed past, obscuring Angel from view.
All that's left is a bloody smear with the belt on top of it. Jack Hammond walks over, stepping gingerly on the smear.
1! 2! 3!
Jack picks up the belt, wipes his shoe on some grass with a grimace.
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Post by Angel on Sept 3, 2008 20:04:25 GMT -6
What he doesn't see is the smear reforming T1000 style. Jack turns only to walk into Angel's knife arm. Jack looks sad.
Jack: And you Brutus?
Angel: What?
Jack: Stupid..... American.....
Angel removes knife arm from Jack's stomach. Jack falls over and Angel pins.
1..2.. KICK OUT!
Angel: Dammit...
Angel cuts off Jack's head and pins him again.
1..2..3..
Angel: HA! Thirty one times baby. BEAT THAT!
Angel turns into a puddle again and takes off.
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Falcon
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Post by Falcon on Sept 4, 2008 6:54:28 GMT -6
*Angel slinks away in a goo puddle. Suddenly a milk jug comes into view, Angel slips right into it unbeknownst to himself. Falcon picks the jar up and slams the cap on. Muffle grumbling comes from inside.*
Falcon: Well, it won't hold him for long but..
*Falcon puts the jug down and pins it.*
1...2...3!!
*Falcon grabs the title off the ground, lets the Angel goo drip off, then takes off.*
Falcon: All I need is three seconds..
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.anthrax.
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Post by .anthrax. on Sept 4, 2008 14:10:38 GMT -6
Derek Summers walks up to Falcon with Lead Pipe in hand. He cracks Falcon in the head. He pins.
1...2....3!!
He grabs the title then commandeers a Harley then speeds off.
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Chris Kahne
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Post by Chris Kahne on Sept 4, 2008 15:39:59 GMT -6
Summers rounds the corner and sees a 105mm Howitzer at the end of the street, maned by Joe Everyman. He fires a shell and explodes the Harley and Summers. Joe runs over and pins his charred remains.
ONE...TWO...THREE!
Then, Joe jumps into a nearby M26 Pershing (It's a tank by the way) and drives off.
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Post by Angel on Sept 4, 2008 19:15:23 GMT -6
Out of no where a theres a nuclear blast which completely levels the city. All the remains is Angel and he pins the ground.
1..2..3
Angel: Champion by default bitches.
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Falcon
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Post by Falcon on Sept 5, 2008 6:08:36 GMT -6
*Angel is all happy in his leveled city. Strutting around like a peacock in a bad suit thinking he's by himself. Suddenly, the rubble behind him stirs. Falcon stands slowly from the rubble, all burned and scarred like Deadpool. Angel looks at him, surprised.*
Angel: Wait.. how're you...?
*Falcon just looks at him.*
Angel: oh, yeah..
*Falcon kicks Angel in his shin.*
Angel: Oww..you son of a...
*While he's distracted, Falcon nails him with a roll up*
1...2...3!!!!
Falcon: nuke me will you..
*hobbles his crippled ass away, while Angel just stands there stunned.*
Angel: That son of a bitch..
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Christian Kane
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Post by Christian Kane on Sept 5, 2008 7:29:43 GMT -6
Christian Kane then looks at Falcon and walks upto him and hits him with a teddy bear before covering him for the count 1.....2........3......
Christian Kane: My first title
*Christian then looks around before running off.*
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.anthrax.
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Post by .anthrax. on Sept 5, 2008 13:41:28 GMT -6
As he's running off Derek Summers gets up. He then grabs a brick and chunks it at Christian's head. He falls to the ground dropping the title. Derek picks up the belt as he places a foot on Kane's chest.
1..2..3!!
He then takes the path Kane took and scurries away.
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Post by Angel on Sept 6, 2008 4:58:39 GMT -6
Angel: How the hell did so many people live through a nuclear blast?
Says Angel as he comes speeding up behind Derek Summers in the back of a eighteen wheeler holding a grenade laucher *Joker tyle* Derek looks to his right just as Angel fires the grenade launcher blowing off the top of his head. Angel leaps out of the truck and pins Derek's collapsing body.
1..2..3
Angel: Dammit, the truck was supposed to stop.
Angel looks around then flies strait up into the air and takes off *Heroes style*
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.anthrax.
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Post by .anthrax. on Sept 6, 2008 10:50:47 GMT -6
When Angel lands, Derek Summers is there with a Desert Eagle .45. He shoots out both knee caps then uses his weight to pin Angel.
1..2..3!!
Summers: We're like cockroaches, kid. We survive anything.
He grabs the title and walks off
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Christian Kane
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Post by Christian Kane on Sept 6, 2008 10:57:23 GMT -6
*CHristian walks pasts Angel who is screaming in pain. Christian picks Angel up and fling him at Anthrax which knocks him out, Christian then pulls angel over Anthrax for the cover.
1...2...3...
Christian: Don't say I never help you.
*Angel grabs the belt as Christian walks off.*
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