Post by Cyrus Daniels on Feb 24, 2010 9:08:27 GMT -6
Wasn't sure if this was technically a game or just spam, but here are some of my personal experiences to start this off, reply or commeent with your own...
You know you're addicted to feds when:
1. You have a dream about being in bed with Steve Awesome's girlfriend (Layla at the time) and refer to her as that in your dream.
2. You make far too many worrying Google searches about your character's wife's pregnancy and cause an uproar in your house about why exactly you're researching pregnancy.
3. You start referring to your character and his life events in the first person as if they happened to you in real life OOC
4. You're too embarassed to admit that you have forgotten/never bothered to learn the real name of a handler so always refer to him/her by her character name in IM conversations, both with them and with others.
5. Every time you log onto a computer, no matter where, you visit the forums at least once before you log off.
6. Yoiu spend far too much time thinkiing about your character's wife and how to make her happy.
7. You rationalise your lonely Saturday night by thinking 'well I'll always have her' referring to your character's wife.
8. You check the forums every twenty minutes to see if your opponent has roleplayed even though you know they haven't.
9. You no longer think of your pic base or the pic bases of others as the real celebrity they are but the character they represent.
10. Whenever somebody asks what you're working on so dilligently, your first response is 'a roleplay'...
11. You wonder how many of the female handlers in the fed are single would really go for you if they knew you in real life, despite knowing nothing about them but their roleplays.
12. You get far too frustrated by a loss that you grow paranoid about some fed conspiracy you don't know about and are therefore convinced everybody in the fed is out to get you.
13. You think an opponent's in character comments are what they think about you and you can't think why that might be so you get upset aboiut it.
14. Nearly all of your online messenger contacts are from some efed or other, and they vastly outnumber the peoplle you really know.
15. You add people to Facebook/PS3/XBox because they're in the same fed even though you know you'll probably never meet them in real life.
16. You argue OOC about IC comments and are thoroughly convinced thwy really meant it.
17. You watch TV or a movie and imagine that you're your character in that same situation.
18. You become jealous of other characters and their legendary status and you hate the handler because of it.
19. You change your MSN screen name to reflect each time you win a title.
20. You have created and regularly update a website about your character even though nobody but you really even care it exists.
21. You think about which pic base would best reflect your character as he ages because you have no plans to ever retire.
22. You think abour teaching your kids, whether you have any or not. to efed so they can be true second generation stars.
23. You disapprove of changing pic bases because its far too unrealistic.
24. You sometimes wish you had your character's attributes
25. You only really ever log on to a computer to roleplay.
26. ITS NOT JUST A GAME DAMN IT!
You know you're addicted to feds when:
1. You have a dream about being in bed with Steve Awesome's girlfriend (Layla at the time) and refer to her as that in your dream.
2. You make far too many worrying Google searches about your character's wife's pregnancy and cause an uproar in your house about why exactly you're researching pregnancy.
3. You start referring to your character and his life events in the first person as if they happened to you in real life OOC
4. You're too embarassed to admit that you have forgotten/never bothered to learn the real name of a handler so always refer to him/her by her character name in IM conversations, both with them and with others.
5. Every time you log onto a computer, no matter where, you visit the forums at least once before you log off.
6. Yoiu spend far too much time thinkiing about your character's wife and how to make her happy.
7. You rationalise your lonely Saturday night by thinking 'well I'll always have her' referring to your character's wife.
8. You check the forums every twenty minutes to see if your opponent has roleplayed even though you know they haven't.
9. You no longer think of your pic base or the pic bases of others as the real celebrity they are but the character they represent.
10. Whenever somebody asks what you're working on so dilligently, your first response is 'a roleplay'...
11. You wonder how many of the female handlers in the fed are single would really go for you if they knew you in real life, despite knowing nothing about them but their roleplays.
12. You get far too frustrated by a loss that you grow paranoid about some fed conspiracy you don't know about and are therefore convinced everybody in the fed is out to get you.
13. You think an opponent's in character comments are what they think about you and you can't think why that might be so you get upset aboiut it.
14. Nearly all of your online messenger contacts are from some efed or other, and they vastly outnumber the peoplle you really know.
15. You add people to Facebook/PS3/XBox because they're in the same fed even though you know you'll probably never meet them in real life.
16. You argue OOC about IC comments and are thoroughly convinced thwy really meant it.
17. You watch TV or a movie and imagine that you're your character in that same situation.
18. You become jealous of other characters and their legendary status and you hate the handler because of it.
19. You change your MSN screen name to reflect each time you win a title.
20. You have created and regularly update a website about your character even though nobody but you really even care it exists.
21. You think about which pic base would best reflect your character as he ages because you have no plans to ever retire.
22. You think abour teaching your kids, whether you have any or not. to efed so they can be true second generation stars.
23. You disapprove of changing pic bases because its far too unrealistic.
24. You sometimes wish you had your character's attributes
25. You only really ever log on to a computer to roleplay.
26. ITS NOT JUST A GAME DAMN IT!