Post by Freya Davis on May 3, 2010 18:34:29 GMT -6
"So I suppose I should start this off with a bit of an introduction into who I am for those who aren't aware. My name is Freya Ragnal, formerly Freya Kane. I went by Kane Ragnal for a little while but it just got too much of a hassle so I dropped the Kane part because, well, my brothers are a little retarded at times. Though I'm sure all of you know that my now between Brad's decisions to retire and Spikey being an idiot in general. Thankfully I'm nothing like the two of them so you'll see me quite a bit.
Whether that's a good thing or not is up to you. I'd like to believe it is because I'm not too bad of a wrestler. Been seriously doing this for a couple of years now despite that tenure in that one place where I was acting all retarded because Spike sucks. Then once Brad got ahold of me, he taught me what it meant to be a wrestler, not some hardcore guy doing flaming moonsaults and that sort of thing. So much like Brad, I use the same style of wrestling because it's worked well against men and women.
Yes I said men. I've beaten a couple of them in my career. In fact in a promotion I used to be in, I was the first woman to get a shot at their World Heavyweight Championship but I'm not one to brag or anything. But I've come here to New Championship Wrestling for a few reasons. First and foremost is to wrestle, of course. Second would be to get a better look at Zelda Knite who Brad keeps raving about. Third is have FUN. For this who don't know there is so much empahsis on FUN, lemme break it down.
FUN is Fully Unrehearsed Nuttiness. My husband, Joesph, is the Innovator of FUN so it was only natural that he taught me what he knew about wrestling too. See my whole life really revolves around this business. My brothers are wrestlers. My husband was a wrestler, his brother was a wrestler and his sister is a wrestler. However I probably would've been bigger then I am now if it wasn't for a small detour last year that involved me giving birth back in October to my twin sons, Brandon and Jayden.
It's a little weird that my brothers are supposedly twins, my husband is a part of a set of twins with his brother and then I give birth to them. I mean, what in the heck are those kind of odds? Oh well, I wouldn't trade my boys for anything else in this world. But kinda like Brad, you disrespect them and I'll probably end up having to rip your spinal cord out like The Terminator.
This Friday night I get to make my in ring debut with nCw after being here with my brothers in various roles. I get to make my debut against someone I actually know from elsewhere, Angel Kash. Angel Kash isn't the greatest wrestler in the world as she's never beaten anyone of real merit before. Angel Kash is what she looks like, a living Barbie doll. One of my problems in working for an all women's promotion like I do elsewhere is that all the top wrestlers look like a friggin' doll!
Seriously, what the crap is that? I come here to nCw and I look around that locker room and I see real women who look like real women, not supermodels trying to earn a side check while rolling around with their boobies flopping all over the place. What kind of career is that? Angel looks better standing around dumb like then she is in the middle of the ring. I hate blond wrestlers. They piss me off so much that I just wanna snap all their necks until they're lifeless.
Angel Kash, this all begins with you. My career in New Championship Wrestling starts with maiming you in the middle of that ring. Normally I'm not this violent but I just don't like living Barbie Dolls that play wrestler in their damn spare time! Bitch, I'm gonna knock you out Friday night and make sure you never wrestle in nCw again."
Back in the land of the living, Freya closes up her audio recording program on her computer and stands up. She exits the computer room and sighs with content, heading to the living room where her husband is busy playing a video game. She sits next to him and watches, trying to laugh at him failing so horribly. Their two boys are sitting in a playpen, looking around at what surrounds them. A couple of moments later Joe finds himself dying and putting the controller down in disgust.
Joe: Yanno, I never understood why they made Super Star Wars so hard. It's like they wanted us to continually fail.
Freya nods her head in agreement before grabbing the controller herself.
Freya: You just need to know the tricks. I mean you're kinda just jumping around with no real rhyme or reason.
Joe: Then show me how it's done then.
She doesn't respond back, instead keeping her focus on Super Star Wars. It's hardly a challenge for her, making her husband look like a total worthless goof in the process. After the level is defeated Freya tosses the controller back to Joe and just smirks.
Joe: Not a word...
Freya: I'm not saying anything Joey. Just sitting back and relaxing. Calm down a little bit. Starting to think you're mad at me.
Joe: Like that could ever happen.
Freya: What if I told you I slept with Steve Awesome six months ago and it was the best thing ever?
Pause button is pressed, Joe looking over at his wife. The two look at each other before busting out laughing.
Joe: Good one. Nearly had me for a moment but I know you wouldn't do that.
Freya: Probably not anyways. It all depends on how you treat me. Like did you remember to get me my fruit roll ups?
His face turns red, putting the controller down again.
Joe: I, uh, forgot...
Freya: Joesph Gregory Ragnal, you know that's my main vice and I need them! They're so good and I just can't help myself.
Freya stands up and stares down at him.
Freya: So you better get off your duff and go to the store to get me some or I'm gonna tackle you!
Joe: I fail to see anything wrong with that.
Freya: Do you really want your sons to see mommy taking daddy out with such little ease?
He looks indifferent. Freya shrugs and tackles him off of the couch. Brandon and Jayden squeal with delight knowing that mommy and daddy are having fun. Freya looks down at him and grins.
Freya: Fruit roll ups tonight or you suffer the penalty.
Joe: What's the penalty.
Freya: Going out to get the mail tomorrow in a thong. Nothing but a thong.
He gulps.
Joe: Heh, lemme go get my keys.
Freya: That's what I thought.
Freya rolls of off him, letting her husband get up as he runs out of the door while grabbing his keys. She giggles, crawling towards her boys.
Freya: Daddy is so silly isn't he? But mommy loves him. I don't know why but mommy loves him. Now what do you say we get you two something to eat?
Freya picks up Brandon and Jayden before heading to the kitchen. We gotta fade out, she breastfeeds.
Whether that's a good thing or not is up to you. I'd like to believe it is because I'm not too bad of a wrestler. Been seriously doing this for a couple of years now despite that tenure in that one place where I was acting all retarded because Spike sucks. Then once Brad got ahold of me, he taught me what it meant to be a wrestler, not some hardcore guy doing flaming moonsaults and that sort of thing. So much like Brad, I use the same style of wrestling because it's worked well against men and women.
Yes I said men. I've beaten a couple of them in my career. In fact in a promotion I used to be in, I was the first woman to get a shot at their World Heavyweight Championship but I'm not one to brag or anything. But I've come here to New Championship Wrestling for a few reasons. First and foremost is to wrestle, of course. Second would be to get a better look at Zelda Knite who Brad keeps raving about. Third is have FUN. For this who don't know there is so much empahsis on FUN, lemme break it down.
FUN is Fully Unrehearsed Nuttiness. My husband, Joesph, is the Innovator of FUN so it was only natural that he taught me what he knew about wrestling too. See my whole life really revolves around this business. My brothers are wrestlers. My husband was a wrestler, his brother was a wrestler and his sister is a wrestler. However I probably would've been bigger then I am now if it wasn't for a small detour last year that involved me giving birth back in October to my twin sons, Brandon and Jayden.
It's a little weird that my brothers are supposedly twins, my husband is a part of a set of twins with his brother and then I give birth to them. I mean, what in the heck are those kind of odds? Oh well, I wouldn't trade my boys for anything else in this world. But kinda like Brad, you disrespect them and I'll probably end up having to rip your spinal cord out like The Terminator.
This Friday night I get to make my in ring debut with nCw after being here with my brothers in various roles. I get to make my debut against someone I actually know from elsewhere, Angel Kash. Angel Kash isn't the greatest wrestler in the world as she's never beaten anyone of real merit before. Angel Kash is what she looks like, a living Barbie doll. One of my problems in working for an all women's promotion like I do elsewhere is that all the top wrestlers look like a friggin' doll!
Seriously, what the crap is that? I come here to nCw and I look around that locker room and I see real women who look like real women, not supermodels trying to earn a side check while rolling around with their boobies flopping all over the place. What kind of career is that? Angel looks better standing around dumb like then she is in the middle of the ring. I hate blond wrestlers. They piss me off so much that I just wanna snap all their necks until they're lifeless.
Angel Kash, this all begins with you. My career in New Championship Wrestling starts with maiming you in the middle of that ring. Normally I'm not this violent but I just don't like living Barbie Dolls that play wrestler in their damn spare time! Bitch, I'm gonna knock you out Friday night and make sure you never wrestle in nCw again."
Back in the land of the living, Freya closes up her audio recording program on her computer and stands up. She exits the computer room and sighs with content, heading to the living room where her husband is busy playing a video game. She sits next to him and watches, trying to laugh at him failing so horribly. Their two boys are sitting in a playpen, looking around at what surrounds them. A couple of moments later Joe finds himself dying and putting the controller down in disgust.
Joe: Yanno, I never understood why they made Super Star Wars so hard. It's like they wanted us to continually fail.
Freya nods her head in agreement before grabbing the controller herself.
Freya: You just need to know the tricks. I mean you're kinda just jumping around with no real rhyme or reason.
Joe: Then show me how it's done then.
She doesn't respond back, instead keeping her focus on Super Star Wars. It's hardly a challenge for her, making her husband look like a total worthless goof in the process. After the level is defeated Freya tosses the controller back to Joe and just smirks.
Joe: Not a word...
Freya: I'm not saying anything Joey. Just sitting back and relaxing. Calm down a little bit. Starting to think you're mad at me.
Joe: Like that could ever happen.
Freya: What if I told you I slept with Steve Awesome six months ago and it was the best thing ever?
Pause button is pressed, Joe looking over at his wife. The two look at each other before busting out laughing.
Joe: Good one. Nearly had me for a moment but I know you wouldn't do that.
Freya: Probably not anyways. It all depends on how you treat me. Like did you remember to get me my fruit roll ups?
His face turns red, putting the controller down again.
Joe: I, uh, forgot...
Freya: Joesph Gregory Ragnal, you know that's my main vice and I need them! They're so good and I just can't help myself.
Freya stands up and stares down at him.
Freya: So you better get off your duff and go to the store to get me some or I'm gonna tackle you!
Joe: I fail to see anything wrong with that.
Freya: Do you really want your sons to see mommy taking daddy out with such little ease?
He looks indifferent. Freya shrugs and tackles him off of the couch. Brandon and Jayden squeal with delight knowing that mommy and daddy are having fun. Freya looks down at him and grins.
Freya: Fruit roll ups tonight or you suffer the penalty.
Joe: What's the penalty.
Freya: Going out to get the mail tomorrow in a thong. Nothing but a thong.
He gulps.
Joe: Heh, lemme go get my keys.
Freya: That's what I thought.
Freya rolls of off him, letting her husband get up as he runs out of the door while grabbing his keys. She giggles, crawling towards her boys.
Freya: Daddy is so silly isn't he? But mommy loves him. I don't know why but mommy loves him. Now what do you say we get you two something to eat?
Freya picks up Brandon and Jayden before heading to the kitchen. We gotta fade out, she breastfeeds.