Post by Xavier Cross on May 5, 2010 12:54:43 GMT -6
"Some of you may look at me and see a nerd. A loser. A bum."
Mat Folley steps out from the darkness of a room. His hair slicked back, thick glasses adore his face. A white button up covers his large stomach, a tacky green and blue tie is laid atop of it. Also a goodwill-esc sport coat brings off the nice touch of his look.
"You think my life is a joke? You want to make shots at me for my weight? For my glasses? For my sense of style? You think I'm here as a joke?! I'm here to IMPROVE YOUR LIVES! NOT MINE!"
The camera pans around to reveal Mat is on a stage of Youngstown State University. He looks around for a moment and pauses.
"I'm not here as some joke. This isn't some game! This is YOUR LIVES! You all are young, impressionable youngsters. You see this egg?"
Mat holds up the egg.
"This egg represents you."
*In a high pitched voice*
"Oh i'm just an impressionable young adult, the world is so hard! Oh no...."
*normal voice*
"Now my hand over here represents hard life. Jobs, having babies, the pressure to smoke dope."
Mat brings his free hand down ontop of the egg causing it to explode in his hand, all over his suit. The crowd starts laughing as Mat launches off into a rant.
"YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?! YOU THINK SMOKING DOPE IS HILARIOUS?! YOU ALL WANT TO SMOKE A DUBIE?! I GUESS YOU WANT TO LIVE IN A VAN....DOWN BY THE RIVER!"
Failing his body around Mat seems to be losing control, the school staff think to add to the routine they should send the Youngstown State mascot up to the stage...
A Giant Penguin.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
The penguin stares at him blankly.
"AAAAHHHHH"
The penguin and Mat run full speed at each other clanking their heads together. Mat flies backwards, as the Penguin falls over as well. Mat picks himself up.
"HOLY SNIKIES!"
The penguin gets back on his feet as Mat charges at him again spearing him off the stage and into the crowd. Who immediately stop laughing and have a shocked response as Mat starts beating the Pengiun senseless.
"I HATE YOU PENGUIN! I HATE YOU! YOU THINK YOUR SUIT IS NICER THAN MINE BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE AN ADORABLE WAITER! I HATE YOU!"
Campus police race to the scene and pull Mat off the peguin, kicking and screaming. Through the mess, a man slips through the crowd and talks to Mat.
Brent Sampson: "Hey...yeah My name is Brent Sampson, I work at Talent relations at nCw....That was a nice spear, and you took some well placed bumps. How'd you like to wrestle for nCw?"
"Will it get me out of jail."
The campus police shrug, to indicate to Brent that Mat wasn't going to jail in the first place.
Brent Sampson: "Yes. I'm your only hope."
"Done."
Mat Folley steps out from the darkness of a room. His hair slicked back, thick glasses adore his face. A white button up covers his large stomach, a tacky green and blue tie is laid atop of it. Also a goodwill-esc sport coat brings off the nice touch of his look.
"You think my life is a joke? You want to make shots at me for my weight? For my glasses? For my sense of style? You think I'm here as a joke?! I'm here to IMPROVE YOUR LIVES! NOT MINE!"
The camera pans around to reveal Mat is on a stage of Youngstown State University. He looks around for a moment and pauses.
"I'm not here as some joke. This isn't some game! This is YOUR LIVES! You all are young, impressionable youngsters. You see this egg?"
Mat holds up the egg.
"This egg represents you."
*In a high pitched voice*
"Oh i'm just an impressionable young adult, the world is so hard! Oh no...."
*normal voice*
"Now my hand over here represents hard life. Jobs, having babies, the pressure to smoke dope."
Mat brings his free hand down ontop of the egg causing it to explode in his hand, all over his suit. The crowd starts laughing as Mat launches off into a rant.
"YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?! YOU THINK SMOKING DOPE IS HILARIOUS?! YOU ALL WANT TO SMOKE A DUBIE?! I GUESS YOU WANT TO LIVE IN A VAN....DOWN BY THE RIVER!"
Failing his body around Mat seems to be losing control, the school staff think to add to the routine they should send the Youngstown State mascot up to the stage...
A Giant Penguin.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
The penguin stares at him blankly.
"AAAAHHHHH"
The penguin and Mat run full speed at each other clanking their heads together. Mat flies backwards, as the Penguin falls over as well. Mat picks himself up.
"HOLY SNIKIES!"
The penguin gets back on his feet as Mat charges at him again spearing him off the stage and into the crowd. Who immediately stop laughing and have a shocked response as Mat starts beating the Pengiun senseless.
"I HATE YOU PENGUIN! I HATE YOU! YOU THINK YOUR SUIT IS NICER THAN MINE BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE AN ADORABLE WAITER! I HATE YOU!"
Campus police race to the scene and pull Mat off the peguin, kicking and screaming. Through the mess, a man slips through the crowd and talks to Mat.
Brent Sampson: "Hey...yeah My name is Brent Sampson, I work at Talent relations at nCw....That was a nice spear, and you took some well placed bumps. How'd you like to wrestle for nCw?"
"Will it get me out of jail."
The campus police shrug, to indicate to Brent that Mat wasn't going to jail in the first place.
Brent Sampson: "Yes. I'm your only hope."
"Done."